My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 127: Episode 1 - Growing Pains

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When Ling Su decided to write a story and make a movie for the little orange cat, and even later invested in the registration of the Xiaoshulin entertainment brokerage company to prepare for the industrial restructuring, Xiaopang was still a cute little orange cat, and Erha also It's the cutest and most charming period of a dog's life.

In the blink of an eye, at the beginning of March 2021, Xiaopang and Erha are seven months old, and their bodies have undergone earth-shaking changes.

In the original words of Uncle Coco: Oh, you are about to fall out of favor!

Xiao Luo didn't deliberately control his diet. He himself has a physique that doesn't get fat, and at least half of the week he goes for morning jogging with Ling Su. His weight has always remained around 64KG, but after turning into an orange cat...

"Meow-" Taking a selfie in the mirror, I'm probably the slimmest orange cat in the world.

However, the weight has risen to about ten pounds, and the small belly has run out.

Xiao Luo struggled to change back into a human form, and after reading the script from beginning to end, while Ling Su was busy, he turned into a cat and was ready to go out to relax.

It was quite a coincidence that Er Ha of Bai Qingyun's family just ran over to find Xiao Luo by himself.

A cat and a dog met downstairs in the professor's apartment, relatively silent.

"Ow woo woo-" Xiao Miao, woo woo woo, what should I do? My young lady said that I am fat and may not be able to continue acting in movies.

"Ouch—" Don't bring me such a heavy topic.

Xiao Luo glanced at the Erha who was close to adulthood in front of him. He was 55cm tall and weighed at least 50 pounds. Standing in front of the orange cat was like a small hill, and he suddenly became a river of sadness.

When he and Ling Su held the wedding, although he also used the shadow avatar technique to change the orange cat to avoid suspicion from others, in fact, that day, all his energy was concentrated on the humanoid, and he didn't notice this at all. serious problem.

The fact that pet dogs and pet cats grow fast is a fact that cannot be changed. The "honeymoon period" of small milk dogs and small milk cats usually only belongs to the first three months. In fact... Cruelly speaking, from a certain level of analysis, it is still "long disabled" after all.

Just like now, Erha can no longer openly kidnap his sister, so he has to brush his charm value. Of course, the most fundamental reason is that Bai Qingyun has a male friend. The so-called male and female marriage must be avoided.

Xiao Luo and Erha were sitting in a row in the flower bed downstairs of the apartment, looking up at the sky frantically at a 90-degree angle, and they all let out a woo-woo cry: God, you are so cruel to us!

Ling Su's script "My Shit Shoveling Officer Mengmeng" tells the story of a kitten and Mama who get lost.

Xiao Luo raised his fat and thick paws, feeling that he could play the role of Mama, provided that the audience would not see the orange cat's balls.

"Ow woo woo-" Xiao Miao, what should I do? Is it too late for me to have plastic surgery now

"Meow." Don't be silly, your problem is not very serious, I will go back and ask my family Ling Xiaosu to change the script, you are like, um, your majestic appearance is also quite good, there is a kind of contrast cute.

Er Ha snorted and stopped digging the grass. The blue eyes looked at the orange cat like cross-eyed eyes: [How can you still have this kind of operation?]

"Meow!" Yes, don't worry, a little yellow chicken on your head will be even cuter.

"Ouch?" Why do you want a little yellow chicken? There are no little yellow chickens in our group, can I have a five-ring on my head

"Meow-" You go and ask Wuhuan.

Erha was like a madman. He repeatedly confirmed that he had not lost his role and that the iron rice bowl would not run away for a while, so he jumped up and down with excitement, and directly bumped into the sweet-scented osmanthus tree in the flower bed.

"Ouch!" Little Meow, help! My neck is stuck.

Xiao Luojing, walked around to Erha's front, silently looking at the dog face with a grin that was so rich that he could make an emoji, and secretly activated the camera function of the ball system.

Kazha Kazha nine bursts.

"Ow woo woo-" Xiao Miao, I'm almost out of breath, help!

"Meow." Close your eyes obediently, you don't need to kick your four legs, and if you kick it again, the tree will die in your hands.

Er Ha was still obedient at the critical moment, and finally stopped struggling, closed his mouth, and looked in the direction of the orange cat with a pair of eyes in horror: [Xiao Xiao, what are you doing! ?]

The orange cat took a few steps back, took a run, and jumped up. Under the premise of accurate calculation, he jumped right in front of Er Ha, opened his front paws to the left and right, and quickly gave each other three combos!

Different from the usual play-like strength, Xiao Luo is really moving at this moment, and when he stepped down, Erha cried out in pain.

Fortunately, this hardship was not for nothing. When the orange cat landed smoothly and gracefully, Erha also fell from the osmanthus tree in embarrassment, covering his head pitifully and screaming.

"Meow." Hurry back to you. When your little sister finds out that you are lost again, she must be anxious to find you everywhere.

"Ouch!" My little sister has a boyfriend, and I'm out of favor.

"Meow." What nonsense, you are so stupid, how could you fall out of favor.

Erha bowed his head in confusion: [There is such a saying?]

"Meow-" Yes, do you know why so many people in the world like to keep huskies? Because enough two are stupid enough to talk tuberculosis ah.

"Ouch!" Isn't it because I look cute

The orange cat jumped up, jumped on Erha's body, and patted the dog's head: [It's okay, you are stupid to make the master smart. Much joy, in fact, I think you are not stupid enough, you can continue to work hard!]

"Ouch!" Xiao Miao, what you said makes sense! I'm ready to go back and read the script, bye!

The windy dog hurriedly ran away, Xiao Luo jumped down quickly, stayed in place quietly, watched the figure of the two fools disappear quickly around the corner, and then let out a miserable howl, no need to be curious , This guy must have hit the wall again, sneaking over several times, hitting the wall again and again, typical of not having a long memory.

After watching Erha leave, Xiao Luo sent a message to Luo Baibai, going to chat with the guinea pig.

Vice President Luo had work today, and Luo Baibai stayed at home alone to read the script.

Xiao Luo ran to the door familiarly, and Luo Baibai opened the door for him with difficulty. After the revolutionary meeting, the two sat side by side on the desk.

[Lolo, are you looking for me to match the lines? ] Luo Baibai held a colored marker in both claws, and made a lot of notes on the script that belonged to him. Obviously, he attached great importance to his first movie.

[Bai Bai, do you think there is something wrong with the script?]Xiao Luo hesitated to speak, the orange cat's body was extraordinarily small and exquisite in front of Erha, but when squatting next to the guinea pig, it was suddenly compared to a small hill.

Luo Baibai's bright and warm eyes looked at the orange cat quietly, and after a while, he said: [The script is fine, the problem is that you are too big now.]

Back then, when the five of them turned dark for the first time, the little orange cat was still a small ball, fluffy and very cute.

Luo Xueba Bai Bai couldn't help but sigh: Time flies, and time is a butcher's knife.

Xiao Luo was silent, even Luo Baibai could see the problem, Ling Su must have found out, if the movie was going to continue shooting, the only choice was to change the protagonist, but—

Ling Su didn't mention anything.

After Luo Baibai looked at the orange cat with his head tilted for a while, he suddenly thought: [Luo Luo, can you freely control your body shape?]

[This, I am afraid it will be difficult.]Unless it was a blindfold, just like when he was celebrating his birthday, Tiger Dad and Tiger Mother brought Diandian and Hengheng over to celebrate his birthday. In order not to cause a commotion, they used a blindfold to turn the two little tigers into two little tigers. Orange cat.

However, he will not be blindfolded.

[Luo Luo, you can discuss it with your family Xiaosu.]Luo Baibai scratched his head, in his consciousness, Xiao Luo is a cat, and a cat is not as high as a human's IQ after all.

When Xiao Luo heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed: after the wedding banquet, he and Ling Su went on their honeymoon. They were tired of being together every day, and had no time to think about other things. Either in class or accompany Ling Xiaosu to work. After dinner in the evening, it's private time. Naturally, he didn't think about the movie. He didn't think about the movie until yesterday when he received news from Uncle Coco that the movie was about to start shooting.

Fortunately, his job is not an actor, otherwise, with this attitude, the director and producer will definitely be mad to death.

[Luo Luo, it's not time for dinner, why don't we match the lines?]

[it is good.]

Xiao Luo had flipped through the script a few times before, and most of his lines were memorized, mainly because he had a good memory, and he could do more with less time than others.

Luo Baibai's role in the script is a guinea pig with the attributes of a scholar. It can be said that he plays in his true colors. He can read and do simple arithmetic. He doesn't want to be an ordinary pet. He yearns for the campus life of humans, but stays in a pet store It is destined to be bought back only as a cute thing, so it escaped from the pet store and prepared to find a suitable shit shovel officer. During the search, it encountered Xiaoju who was lost in the journey of life and didn't know where to go. The cat is also the first friend that Little Orange Cat and Mama met after they got lost.

The little orange cat remembered that his home was near a school, and the guinea pig took it to the nearby bus stop to check. The two rubbed the bus to the school. They traded for food by performing arts, and then sneaked into the school and met the Netherlands. Pig's doomed shit shoveling officer...

The plot of this part accounts for about one-seventh of the movie. The little orange cat found that this was not its home, so after saying goodbye to the guinea pig, he continued on his journey to find Ma Ma, and also remembered the guinea pig's advice to him: If you can't find Ma Ma, you can find a shit shoveling officer who is pleasing to the eye and good to him.

After the lines were correct, Xiao Luo decided to go back to Ling Su to discuss countermeasures.