My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 2: surprise

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The Audi A8 maintained a speed of 40 yards all the way and moved forward at a constant speed.

"It is said that if you don't get used to the car for the first time, you will get motion sickness." Ling Su sat in the driver's seat with his upper body upright and his hands on the steering wheel, in a standard novice manner, "Little Fatty, if you are uncomfortable playing, just Call twice, I'll drive slower."

Playing in the cat cage, the little orange cat sits upright, with its fluffy little head looking around: Come on, you drive 40 yards on a highway with a speed limit of 60, and how many times have you been overtaken along the way? I thought you were acting like a novice, but I didn't know that your driving license was issued three years ago!

Having said that, Xiao Luo was still a little happy in his heart. He fell to his death in a daze, and turned into a cat. He couldn't do anything for the time being except scolding a few words in his heart. I can only pray for a shoveling officer who is pleasing to the eye. As if hearing his heart, Ling Su descended from the sky. Apart from being a little stupid, he likes to supplement his brain and add drama, but he is really kind and kind.

"Why don't you respond? Isn't it that the little guys in LOLO Pet Xuan are very smart, why does my little chubby look stupid."

The shit shovel officer muttered to himself, and Xiao Luo glanced at him feebly: No matter how smart he is, isn't he still an animal, and can answer people fluently? Problem! but-

The previous Erha looked a little smarter than the average pet dog, and that ball, Xiao Luo lowered his head and pondered for two seconds: Could it be QQ

He had registered a QQ account a long time ago, but he didn't use it much.

Perhaps, he should find a chance to surf the Internet and first confirm whether his body really died like that.

"Little Fatty, you're about to turn a corner, sit tight."

go you!

The little orange cat meowed in response, and in exchange for the shit shovel officer tsk tsk: "Little Fatty is really a scheming cat."

Ling Su, your uncle! Xiao Luo stared at the other party, and came to a conclusion: This is definitely an under-trained snake spirit disease! Shouldn't normal people say at this time: chubby and cute! Nonsence! Fat bastard.

Xiao Luo sighed, just now he actually thought that Ling Su was a kind and good person or something, but his brain was flooded and his eyes were covered with shit.

"Jingle bell~" the old-fashioned telephone rang.

Xiao Luo almost thought it was his cell phone that rang, and his body tilted to find that Ling Su pulled over to the side of the car and answered the phone.

"Um."

"it is good."

"I see."

Five minutes into the call, Ling Su said these three sentences from beginning to end.

Xiao Luo secretly analyzed: The performance of the shit shovel officer in front of other people is basically calm, calm, concise, and looks more reliable. Who knows, this guy is actually a brain-boosting maniac in private

Could it be that Ling Su's purpose in buying a cat was to reduce stress and add a tree-hole trash can to himself

Xiao Luo, who felt that he had guessed the truth, expressed great pressure.

At this time, he obviously did not expect that his evaluation in the eyes of outsiders was actually not much different from snake essence disease.

"Little Fatty, I can't accompany you tonight if I have something to do, you have to be obedient."

Bye bye. The little orange cat meows happily.

The moment the Audi A8 entered the gate of W University, Xiao Luo was stunned. After receiving the admission notice, he had already scoured the floor plans of W University's major departments, dormitories, libraries, cafeterias, etc. , The appearance of the front door and the back door was also deeply engraved in his mind.

He thought that after missing that young lady, he could only say goodbye to W University, but he didn't expect this stupid rich man to be W University too!

Xiao Luo took a deep breath and calmed down. He turned his head and looked at his own shit shovel officer seriously: He looked like he was in his early twenties, he was probably his senior.

Ling Su looked ahead and parked the car skillfully. He didn't notice his little chubby's complicated thoughts beyond words. He only thought that this little orange cat was very agreeable, quiet, well-behaved, obedient and sensible.

"Ling Su, do you need help?" A pair of twins happened to pass by and asked in unison.

"Just in time, there are a lot of things." Ling Su opened the trunk and greeted the two for help.

Xiao Luo stretched his neck and glanced at the twins. Apart from the difference in hair length, he couldn't really see the difference between the twins. .

The two picked up the small orange cat's pile of daily necessities and left. Ling Su held the "Feeding Manual Guide" in his left hand, and the cat cage in his right, and followed behind him unhurriedly.

The posture of this old man is a bit under-trained. Xiao Luo commented silently, and only later did he realize that he had wronged his shit shovel officer.

Ling Su has started his own business since high school. In his junior year, he already owns a listed company that he controls absolutely, mainly involving industries: financial investment, real estate, and comprehensive Internet services. The twins happen to be Ling Su's partners. The one with long hair is the elder brother named Yang Liu, and the one with short hair is his younger brother named Yang Bo. He obeyed his words and vowed to hold on to this golden thigh firmly.

In Z City, there are many rich people, but not many rich, powerful, capable, and visionary. Ling Su happened to be one of those few.

As an otaku hacker boy with a fairly regular life, in addition to fixed "working" hours, he only knows how to eat and sleep, and spend half an hour in his own swimming pool every day, Xiao Luo only remembers the top two in the 2019 list of the richest people in country C Ten, unfortunately, Ling Su was ranked forty-eighth, which belonged to the range that Xiao Luo didn't care about.

So much so that when Xiao Luo found out how thick the golden thigh he accidentally hugged, he was completely dumbfounded.

"Little Fatty, do you want to drink milk powder or milk cake at night?" Ling Su put the cat cage on the desk and boiled water while flipping through the feeding manual.

After the twin brothers of the Liu family arranged the daily necessities and rations of the little orange cat quite enthusiastically, they left with interest.

Xiao Luo was lying in the cat cage covered with soft blankets, and looked at the milk powder for kittens and the royal small milk cake next to her with dismay, and turned her head to look elsewhere: He is already seventeen years old, still drinking milk? Don't be ashamed!

Ling Su's dormitory is very high-quality, with a single room, two bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and one bathroom, with an area of about 60 square meters.

How good are the dormitories of W University? Xiao Luo clearly remembered that the standard dormitory he saw in the video was a quadruple room, so... This is actually a professor's apartment, right

"Milk powder? Okay, I see." Ling Su looked very happy, and turned around to open the milk bottle, completely unaware that the little orange cat rolled his eyes behind him with a look of contempt.

"Meow!" Naobudi, snake essence disease, uh, the milk is still fresh, and he likes to drink milk.

Xiao Luo complained openly and honestly, anyway, the shit shovel officer couldn't understand it. Obviously, he didn't realize that his behavior was quite naive.

The disgusted shit shovel officer is sterilizing the milk bottle with hot water, and then mixes the milk powder according to the proportion. It is obviously the first time to do this kind of thing, but he is quite skilled.

"Little Fatty, I'll let you out now, don't run around, okay?" Ling Su said patiently and gently, his voice was low and sexy, giving the illusion that his ears were getting pregnant.

Xiao Luo was still resisting his own identity, making all kinds of unreasonable troubles, and was suddenly stunned by the other party's beauty trick.

"Meow." The little orange cat replied obediently.

The first time he regained his freedom, Xiao Luo stood by Ling Su's side very calmly. He didn't forget that the shit shovel officer said earlier that he was going to go out at night, and then he would be alone in the dormitory. Why can't he do it

"Little Fatty is so good, the milk powder is still hot, let's do something else first."

"Meow!" Right.

Ling Su gently hugged the little orange cat and came to the cat treadmill: "The book says that orange cats are more likely to gain weight, and proper exercise is the foundation of maintaining health, so, little fat, run a few laps before dinner."

"Meow~ Meow!" The little orange cat resisted fiercely: stupid shit shoveling officer, which one of your eyes saw me getting fat! I don't want to run in circles like those goofy pudding hamsters! Force me to try it again, and when I can access the Internet, see if I don't black out your Qiuqiu, WeChat, and bank cards!

"Don't like it?" Ling Su wondered, this reaction seemed to be a bit extreme. It was clearly stated in the feeding manual that cats would like treadmills, and sure enough, what the book said was not necessarily correct.

"Meow!" I like a fart.

Xiao Luo feels that his patience and cultivation in this life have been exhausted, all kinds of hard work, no, he can't just live by like this, he must find a way to become a human!

Because of the strong resistance of the little orange cat, Ling Su gave up the plan to let the cat do exercise before cooking, and simply carried him to the study.

The moment he saw the computer, Xiao Luo's eyes lit up with excitement. Although it wasn't as good as his usual old partner, Ling Su's computer's hardware was also top-notch.

"Little Fatty likes watching TV series, movies, or cartoons?"

"Meow!" I prefer you to leave and let me do it myself.

"Cartoon? Okay." The voice was gentle and smiling, all kinds of pampering.

Xiao Luo was so angry that he wanted to give Nao Budi two claws.

Ling Su logged into Qiuqiu's video, clicked on the animation channel, and picked a cute "Sweet Private Cat". Trying to find Mom's story."

Xiao Luozhen: Are you bullying the kitten for being ignorant, or have you never seen the nonsense here at all

A three-minute episode of the daily cookie short film, one person and one cat have watched more than ten episodes if one is not careful.

The little orange cat, who was just full moon, did not have so much energy, so he quickly dozed off and fell asleep in a daze.

When Xiao Luo woke up, he found that it was already dark. He was lying in the cat litter with the bottle filled with 4/5 milk powder, which still exuded residual heat. The faint smell of milk aroused his appetite, and he pricked up his ears. After listening carefully for a minute, after realizing that there was no one else in the dormitory, he decisively held the bottle and sucked up.

When he was seven full, the little orange cat climbed out of the cathouse and ran towards the study happily.

The author has something to say: Ling Su: Xiaopang, Xiaoha from the next door can turn his butt and show cuteness. Would you like one too

Xiao Luo: My cuteness is very expensive, you can't afford it.

Ling Su: Don't be afraid, I have money.

Xiao Luo: Haha, is that your money

Ling Su: Yours is yours.

Xiao Luo: Come on, sell me a cute one.

Ling Su: …