My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

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After confirming that there is no monitoring installed in the study, the little orange cat decisively pressed the start button of the main box, um, the paws hurt a little.

Ling Su's computer was set with a power-on password, but for Xiao Luo, this was nothing, not to mention that the other party had entered the password in front of him without any precaution.

After holding the front paw and pressing the power-on password on the keyboard with difficulty, Xiao Luo began to miss the time when his fingers were healthy.

First of all, log in to the ball number. There are not many friends on this number. Except for his master and parents, no one else has been added.

The avatars in the contacts are all black, and the frequency of Xiao's father and Xiao's mother playing the ball number on weekdays is almost once a year.

After Xiao Luo checked the date, he clicked on Master's avatar and started editing the information: Master, I had an accident yesterday afternoon, and now I have turned into an orange cat with a full moon. What is the current state of my own body? Don't know yet. After you see it, please go to 25#204, the high-end residential area of Yujingyuan in Z City, to help check the scene. Also, don't tell my parents about this.

Before the news was sent, a news feed suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the screen. The title was very eye-catching: A 17-year-old boy died naked at home. The truth turned out to be...

Looking at this title, Xiao Luo had an ominous premonition.

After clicking on the news link, the hunch became a reality. Although there are mosaics in the photo, he still recognizes the place where he has lived for a few years! The only good thing is that there are no nude photos of him in it. The writer used a typical UC title with a serious tone in the text, describing the story of an internet-addicted teenager who stayed up all night and died suddenly from fatigue. He also seriously advocated that young people should cherish life, arrange time reasonably, and so on.

The comments below obviously don't have the text "positive" anymore.

1#: Nothing else, the housing prices here are ridiculously high, the typical wealthy area of Z city, so I can't help but have an idea...

2#: I have a friend who lives in Yujingyuan. It is said that there is a boy in Building 25 who is very good-looking. He looks like seventeen or eighteen years old. No one usually sees his parents.

3#: It must have been taken care of by that old woman, and she was raised in a deep boudoir that no one knows~

4#: Internet addicted teenager? It is estimated that it was dry prostration! Today's young people are so unselfish!

21#: Those lumps upstairs, the psychology is too dark, the food looks too ugly.

Xiao Luo went through dozens of floors in a row, and the basic rhetoric was the same, three words: brainless black.

What happened to him yesterday is in the news today. The traces are too obvious. It seems that he was oppressively guided by the navy. When he was about to do something, the ball in the lower right corner of the screen indicated that there was new news. Luo hurriedly opened it and replaced the previously edited content.

Xiao: Master, why are you online

Compared with his parents, the frequency of his master playing balls is about half a catty. The three people run around the world all year round, and they have their own channels to connect, and the balls gradually become a decoration.

Master: Xiao Luo, where are you now

Xiao: W is big. Master, a little accident happened on my side, and things are more complicated.

Master: I already know.

Xiao Luo was stunned, he hasn't said anything yet, Master already knows all about it? Although the master has always been in his eyes basically equated with supernatural powers and omnipotence, this person suddenly died and possessed a cat, such a supernatural thing...

Master: It's my fault. When AX asked you for help, if I objected, you wouldn't have been nearly killed.

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Master: I got the news in advance that you might be in danger, and I was going to rush to save you, but it was still a step too late. When I arrived, you were already in a coma. The doctor said that you might become a vegetative person. Edge has transferred your soul to an orange cat through a special way. During this period of time, you should stay at W University with peace of mind. After the matter is over, I will come to pick you up and go home.

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Master: Your claws are not good at the moment. I will take care of those navy soldiers on the Internet. The most important thing for you at the moment is to keep your body healthy. Don't think about it. This cat is the best cat that I have tried my best to help me find. Fit the body, first and foremost.

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Master: Let's do this for today. Remember to clear the history when you go offline.

Xiao: Master! How many secrets do you have to hide from us!

Master: When the time is right, you will naturally know. smile.jpg

Xiao Luo reluctantly looked at his master's head, which instantly darkened. He was a teacher at the age of three and studied with him. Before taking the college entrance examination, he didn't even go to school. After fourteen years, he became a legendary hacker. He is proficient in English, French, German, and Japanese. He is undoubtedly outstanding among his peers, but without the careful teaching and cultivation of his master, he would not have achieved today's achievements.

However, he always knew too little about Master.

After two minutes, the previously opened news page became 404 NOT FOUND as soon as it was refreshed.

"Meow~meow~" After the little orange cat stretched his neck and howled dryly twice, he turned off the ball, opened the command prompt interface, and slowly entered a few lines of commands to clear the traces of his previous use one by one. Then shut down!

Ling Su's host is designed with a water-cooling system, but there is no such thing as the residual heat of the host for a period of time after the shutdown is easy to reveal flaws.

The little orange cat returned to his kennel, with his listless belly up and his corpse upright.

This kind of thing is constantly being refreshed.

He thought he was overtired, just slipped his feet, and was so unlucky that he fell to his death.

Unexpectedly, his "death" was actually a premeditated plan.

It should be fortunate that his body is still alive, and he still has a chance to go back, but he does nothing and just waits? Obviously not in line with Xiao Luo's temperament.

Maybe he should go look for that Erha, always feeling that the kid seems to know something.

Just thinking about it, the little orange cat's ears twitched, and she opened her eyes to look at the door of the room.

The next second, the shit shovel officer pushed the door and came in.

The book says: The orange cat has a lively personality and likes to act like a spoiled child.

Seeing that he can only rely on the shit shovel officer to find Erha, Xiao Luo hesitated, ran over, and meowed a few times at the shit shovel officer.

"Cheerful little chubby, nothing to be courteous."

"Meow?" The little orange cat tilted its head, opened its mouth slightly, and looked ignorant and innocent.

Ling Su closed the door, squatted down, and looked down at the fluffy group: "Did you do something bad when I wasn't here?"

"Meow~" The little orange cat took the initiative to lean up, put its head in the hands of the shit shovel officer, rubbed it, and slandered: I'll fuck you uncle.

"A milky smell. I really want to eat you."

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#My shit shoveling officer is a snake essence disease, how to treat it? #

"It's half past nine, do you still want to watch cartoons?" Ling Su naturally couldn't know Xiao Luo's inner thoughts. He picked up his little orange cat with both hands and walked towards the study. Obviously one third of the milk powder was missing, so he couldn't help smiling, "Little Fatty likes my milk?"

Xiao Luo wanted to roll his eyes: This is definitely an abnormal master.

"Hey, Fatty, did you come to the study while I was away?" Ling Su picked up a golden cat hair from the mechanical keyboard and looked at the little orange cat who jumped onto the desk with a serious expression. .

After all the calculations, I still missed one thing: he will shed hair now!

After Xiao Luo meowed innocently, his fluffy body crawled forward and moved. When he was close to the edge of the keyboard, his body slanted and fell on the keyboard, rolling from side to side.

The cat's hair fell out again.

"Like this keyboard?" Ling Su suddenly realized.

That night, the mechanical keyboard "sullied" by Xiao Luo was sent to the cat's den.

In the end, the cartoon was not finished. Before the computer was turned on, Ling Su answered a phone call. It was already an hour later when he ended the call, and the little orange cat had already fallen asleep.

A fluffy mass of golden gradation, the short short legs are snow-white and flawless, and the pink cat claws wave from time to time. Ling Su bent down and leaned forward, blowing at the little guy. After scratching a few times, the sleeping little orange cat moved its position, just facing the shit shovel officer.

This is the first time that Ling Su has raised a cat. He accidentally got a redemption card from LOLO Pet Pavilion. He also heard that this is a very strange pet shop. All pets are not sold at clearly marked prices. gimmick.

And he really needed a cat, so he came to the door with the exchange card.

When he saw this little orange cat for the first time, Ling Su's calm heart seemed to be thrown by a pebble, causing ripples, and a voice in his heart told him: This is it.

It's obviously a cute and cute little hairy face, but he interprets various expressions, such as disgust, contempt, flattery, and guilty conscience

"Ding bell bell~" the phone rang.

Ling Su immediately pressed the answer button and walked quickly to the balcony to answer the phone.

"Grandpa." Serious face.

"Xiao Su, you got the cat, how do you feel?" Grandpa Ling's voice sounded full of anger, not like someone in his early seventies.

"Very good." Still serious.

"That's good, take care of it." There was a hint of a smile in the voice.

Ling Su was silent for three seconds: "Grandpa, is that legend true?"

"Of course it's true." The tone was serious.

The call ended in less than two minutes.

When Ling Su returned to the edge of the cat's nest, the little orange cat had rolled out of the nest restlessly, like a furball moving forward at a fast speed, crawling forward step by step, but his eyes were closed, look. Apparently he hadn't woken up yet.

"This direction... chubby, are you planning to occupy my bed?"

In his sleep, Xiao Luo couldn't answer, and he didn't realize that he was picked up by the shit shovel officer and carried onto the bed.

At this time, Ling Su naturally did not expect the "surprise" that greeted him the next day.