My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 31: Thinking too much is a disease

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It all happened so suddenly that people were caught off guard!

Seeing Emperor Su's fall, Xiao Luo turned around and ran away, wishing he could rush over and give that man two claws!

The macaw, which was hovering above Director Li Wei's head, flew out immediately, pecked and scratched at the perpetrator, and scolded: "Kill a thousand thieves! I'll beat you to the lungs!"

Ling Su quickly reacted, handed the little orange cat to the person around him, ran over quickly, and worked with Director Li to capture the person. Luo Qingqiu and Bai Qingyun were responsible for calling the police, and the other called an ambulance.

Xiao Luo was stunned for a moment, and quickly opened the Qiuqiu Mall to find out if there was anything he could use. Except for the all-purpose wishing card, there was only a 9999+9999 combination of amulet, but unfortunately, because the charm value was negative , he can't buy anything!

Not only him, except Luo Baibai, the other three present were all paupers.

[Amulet, I exchanged one.]When Xiao Luo was hesitating whether to ask Luo Baibai for help, Xueba Guinea Pig made a decision without being reminded, [I just don’t know if it will work now.]

A small triangular wishing card hung with a red rope, which was carried by Luo Baibai in his hand. It looked small and pocket-sized, exuding a sacred luster.

[Xiao Xiao, let's send it to Wuhuan!]

[it is good.]

There was a warm feeling in Xiao Luo's heart: this is probably the taste of friendship.

Luo Qingqiu just hung up the phone, but he didn't notice for a while, and found that the two people who had been staying peacefully on him had run out.

The little orange cat and the guinea pig ran towards the place where Su Chen fell one after the other, and Xiao Ha of Bai Qingyun's family also chased after him.

[Chenchen, is it painful? I'll blow it to you, woo woo woo, a lot of blood...] Wu Huan was already frightened, and he kept shedding tears against Su Chen's cheeks.

"I'm fine, don't be afraid, Wuhuan." Su Yingdi's face was pale, his expression could not hide the pain, and his voice was so weak that it seemed that it would be blown away by the wind at any time.

No need to look, just smelling the bloody smell, Xiao Luo knew that Su Chen's injury should be very serious, and couldn't help but feel annoyed: If he reminded Wuhuan earlier, would he be able to avoid this disaster

Luo Baibai touched Wuhuan's head and comforted: [Don't cry, Wuhuan. This amulet, you put on Chenchen.]

The power of the amulet was immediate, Su Chen's complexion improved a lot, and his breathing gradually calmed down.

[Chenchen, nothing will happen, just kiss!] Wu Huan kissed Emperor Su on the cheek a few times, and the tears finally stopped.

Seeing this, Xiao Luo finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. After a closer look, the blue smoke above Su Chen's head had disappeared at some point, and he couldn't help but wonder: The king had previously said that the blue smoke in Feng Shui was a good omen, but after that he reminded him to be careful, and the result—

Su Chen had an accident.

Fortunately, there is a talisman, Su Chen should be fine, but the pain is inevitable.

"Why are you?" Li Wei's voice was clearly surprised.

After the murderer was subdued, he knelt on the ground with his hands tied behind his back, and was attacked and pecked twice from time to time by a macaw.

"Director Li, is someone you know?" Ling Su wrapped the dagger used by the other party in a handkerchief so that the police could collect evidence. When he looked back, he realized that the person who was covered in airtightness was actually a woman. .

Xiao Luo heard the voice of his own shit shoveling officer, and looked at him curiously: aside from the blood on her face, this woman looks very young, she should be under twenty-five years old, she looks average, but she is too hostile Heavy, it looks scary.

"Yeah." Li Wei nodded lightly with a complicated expression, "She is Wei Yuan's life assistant, her name is Huang Yan."

[Who is Wei Yuan?] Xiao Luo was confused, he knew only a few of those big stars and little fresh meat in the entertainment industry.

[It's Chenchen's boyfriend.] Wuhuan suddenly said something, and promptly explained Xiao Luo's confusion.

Boy friend? Xiao Luo was shocked. He remembered that he secretly browsed the space logs of the little guys in the Queen's harem group a few days ago, and turned to a diary with five rings. In November last year, he said that Su Chen went out on a date, and he seemed to like it. object!

But externally, actor Su has never made his relationship public. Judging from his past style and conduct, it is obviously not someone who would hide his relationship for the sake of popularity.

Therefore, if Wuhuan is right, Su Chen's concealment is likely to be for another person.

"Spicy little fresh meat outside the 18th line?" Coco, the loud voice, immediately blasted, "The shameless guy must be jealous that Su Chenchen took over the role of my old Li!"

As a parrot, there is nothing wrong with thinking so straightforwardly.

Having seen Coco's loud talker, other people and animals didn't feel that something was wrong, but Huang Yan, who was already embarrassed, roared with a grim expression: "You are not allowed to insult Wei Yuan!"

"Gaga~ I'll just say eighteen lines~ Little white face~ shameless! Eat soft rice~ sell ass~ Sao Sao Sao!" The macaw flapped its wings and shook gossip.

What kind of grievances, grievances and grievances, cause and effect, can be explained clearly in just a few words.

Xiao Luo turned into a detective, changed the words of the macaw and added calculations, and came to the conclusion: This is a tangled triangular relationship, Wei Yuan "committed" to Su Chen for the superior, Huang Yan felt that the actor Su was bullying others, so he wanted to rescue the one he liked. people

This "rescue" method is really... idiotic.

Xiao Luo was stunned. He made up a little yellow book with more than 100,000 words in his mind. Looking back at the calm appearance of his own shit shoveling officer, he couldn't help but feel a little sad: when will he be able to be like Ling Su. And the color doesn't change

Huang Yan, who was identified as a brain-dead, could not wait to rush to kill the macaw: "Shut up! You dead bird!"

"Lalala~ If you're so mad at you, you won't shut up!" Not only did Keke not shut up, but she got motivated and started to sneak up on her from time to time. The macaw's claws are not only good-looking, but after a few sneak attacks , Huang Yan was shot to the ground.

Is it really appropriate to mistreat a murderer like this before the police arrive

Xiao Luo looked at the seriously injured Film Emperor Su, the tearful Wuhuan, while Ling Su was not paying attention, he decisively stepped forward and put his original idea into practice. Down.

There is something to learn, Erha also pounced on it, the claws are not strong, it directly urinated on Huang Yan's face...

Xiao Luo was speechless for a while, several pets were abusing the murderer, and the shit shoveling officers and owners turned a blind eye.

Because Emperor Su was injured in the abdomen and bleeding profusely, he was worried that moving the position would worsen the wound. Li Wei did not move his position, but whispered to comfort him: "The ambulance will be here soon, hold on."

Su Chen nodded weakly.

No one mentioned Weiyuan again.

The police car and the ambulance arrived at the scene at the same time. As eyewitnesses, Ling Su and his party cooperated to assist the investigation. Li Wei accompanied Su Chen to the ambulance. He wanted to go with him, but was stopped, and he was so angry that he almost cursed, but fortunately his brain was still smart, so he didn't speak directly when he saw so many strangers.

"What's the matter with the wound on the suspect's body?" the policeman asked.

Ling Su pretended not to hear, and handed over the dagger that Huang Yan used to commit the murder: "The hilt of the knife that I held in my handkerchief should not have damaged fingerprints. The blood on the dagger belongs to the victim."

The cat's paw prints and the parrot's scratches are still relatively easy to identify. The policeman's younger brother was quite cooperative and the topic was changed: "Thank you for your cooperation."

"This is the duty of our good citizens." Ling Su put on a proper smile on his face.

Xiao Luo saw all kinds of itchiness: The shit shoveling officer pretending to be serious is so cute!

That night, Coco was taken in by Lao Luo and brought back, waiting for Director Li to pick him up the next day.

Er Ha seemed to be a little frightened. Before leaving, the voice of saying goodbye to Xiao Luo was weak: [Xiao Miao, see you tomorrow.]

Xiao Luo wanted to touch the dog's head. As a little milk dog just over a month old, seeing someone injured in front of him was really bad. Bai Qingyun was obviously aware of this, and hugged Erha all the way. He comforted softly.

Contrary to Ling Su

"Little Fatty, I think the next time I go out, I should put you in the cat backpack." The shit shovel officer carried the bag in one hand and the orange cat in the other.

Xiao Luo's heart suddenly cooled.

"Meow..." How can you do this!

"If you don't obey, you're really going to scare me to death." The voice was full of helplessness.

In all fairness, when Ling Su saw the little orange cat break free from Luo Qingqiu and ran over stupidly, he really wanted to pick it up and stuff it into the cat's backpack, but the guinea pig from the old Luo family and Erha from Bai Qingyun also followed. He could only open one eye and close one eye.

"The gangster is ruthless, what should you do if you are injured?"

"Meow!" Xiao Luo lowered his head guiltily.

"You are so small, if you are stepped on, you will not directly turn into a puddle of meat! The pile of cat food and toys I bought for you will never be eaten or used, and there will be more in the future. Other cats will inherit your legacy and sleep with your shit shoveling officer..." Ling Su rambled, and at first glance it was the rhythm of his talking skills being lit up.

Xiao Luo was originally quite depressed, one ear went in and the other went out, and when he heard the last sentence, his hair almost exploded!

"Meow!" How can you sleep someone else!

No, he can't sit still! He had to quickly think of a way to take Ling Su down, otherwise if some goblin came to snatch someone from him, who would he cry for...

Thinking this way, Xiao Luo turned his attention to the ball system. Originally, because the popularity and charm points were both negative, he did not pay much attention to the exchange area in the mall, but today the situation is different!

Xiao Luo, who has just earned more than 10,000 popularity points from Coco and Wuhuan, plus the original balance, now has 13,000+ popularity points, his back straightened instantly, and he felt a sense of pride as a peasant turned head.

Most of the items in the mall are exchanged for popularity and charm, and only a small number of individual items are exchanged. It is also to prevent Internet celebrities like Coco from having a lot of popularity, and the charm is zero, and nothing can be exchanged.

Among these few, including pet rations, daily necessities and other basic consumables, but the types are relatively simple, and the rest also have some special functional items, such as [sleep until dawn] a good medicine for professional treatment of poor sleep, [quietly Sneak into your dreamland] Have a cute date with your host

eh? ! There is such a thing!

Xiao Luo's eyes flashed green immediately, and when he looked at the price again, he instantly slumped: 12888 popularity!

Really expensive.

But, it's worth the money!

Hehehe... The little orange cat covered his mouth with his paws, and his smile gradually changed.

"Little Fatty, do you know what's wrong?" Ling Huan Tuo Su babbled for a long time, and finally stopped. Seeing that the little orange cat turned his back to himself and seemed to be earnestly repenting, he couldn't help but soften his heart.

"Meow~" Xiao Luo turned his head and answered cheerfully.

Ling Su was silent, and suddenly felt that he was playing the qin to the cow, wasting his words.

In order not to let his own intentions be seen through, Xiao Luo resisted the urge and shifted his attention from [Sneak into your dreamland quietly] to somewhere else.

In terms of popularity, he doesn't have to worry about it now. There are video bonuses and live broadcasts on weekends. At that time, there will be no less. Not to mention the popularity of Luo Baibai, it should be possible to have a few tens of thousands of likes. .

The key is that his charm value is more than 80,000. I don't know if kissing in Ling Su's dream has a charm value

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty! I have a question to ask.

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Xiao Luozhen, wouldn't this attitude of greeting be too discordant

After hesitating, he decided that it would be better to be more euphemistic.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, you said that the green smoke was a good omen, but Chen Chen of Wuhuan's family was stabbed just now!

King: I know.

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How do you know everything? Xiao Luo almost asked, but after thinking about it, he was right, even the king can develop something as bad as the ball system. Luo Baibai exchanged a talisman, the king must know it, and the information he provided before, So... Your Majesty is indeed omnipotent.

King: That is his cause and effect, because he is the owner of the five rings, so he only suffered a little injury, and he will not worry about his life.

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Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, why am I the only one who can see Qingyan and the resentment from Mother Ling before

Xiao Luo has always had doubts, and according to his observation, other people and pets are invisible, he seems to be special.

King: Because of cat-eye channeling, you are still young, so you can only distinguish malicious luck. When you grow up, it will be more powerful.

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King: There are cultivation pills in the mall, go and see for yourself.

Xiao Luo is stunned: Cultivating pills? This thing sounds so tall! If everyone could cultivate, wouldn't it be... One day, pets can be transformed into human beings

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Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, isn't the cultivation pill that everyone can exchange

Dawang: You are the only cat in the harem, and that is for cats.

Shock! There's still such a thing...

The king finally lost a picture of a reminder for homework and escaped.

Xiao Luo originally wanted to ask what happened to Su Chen's cause and effect, but after seeing the king's reaction, he finally gave up.

The king seems to be very busy, but he is very friendly to him. Most of the time, he always answers his doubts at the first time. This feeling is like... Master

Ah, it's an illusion, how could the king be his master! Master is obviously a human being! Your Majesty, should it be... a big demon

Xiao Luo switched the window in a daze, and found the cultivation pill in the consumables. When he saw it, he was embarrassed.

[Cultivation Pill] can be used for psychic practice to improve spiritual power. Price: 10,000 Popularity Points + 1,000 Charm Points.

Simply put: he can't afford it.

But it's really good stuff!

At the kitten stage, he can distinguish malicious luck, that is to say, he can foresee danger in advance and remind the other party to be prepared!

Inadvertently, Xiao Luo thought of the car accident that nearly killed Ling Su the other day. If he was not in the car at the time, he had not happened to let him hack the system and get the wishing card. The shit shoveling officer may have long been paralyzed lying on the hospital bed, or even life-threatening.

It's a pity that he has insufficient balance now, so he can't count on the wishing card, and he can't even get the amulet.

"Little Fatty, I'm home." Ling Su turned on the wall lamp, put the cat's backpack on the shoe cabinet, and put the little orange cat on the ground.

The shit shoveling officer's voice showed a deep sense of exhaustion. Su Chen was suddenly attacked, and it was originally planned that Su Yingdi was one of the leading actors in "First Love". Now, it seems that the situation is not very good.

"Meow~" After Xiao Luo fell to the ground, he hugged the shit shovel officer's ankle and rubbed it, and decided that from now on, he will work hard to make progress!

Start by watching the shit shoveling officer seriously every day! Once you find that the other party's mood changes, you will be reminded immediately!

Well, such a caring and enthusiastic master like him is rare in the world.

"Are you hungry?" Ling Su rinsed the bottle and began to sterilize it, planning to prepare another late-night snack for the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo meowed and ran away, hungry? I'm not really hungry, because he just drank half of the bottle of milk powder two hours ago, and now he has a strong urge to urinate.

When Ling Su saw the little orange cat running directly towards the cat toilet, he smiled immediately: Sure enough, once he made sure that Mama would not grab its favor, Xiaopang became obedient.

When Xiao Luo was a cat, he had a special consciousness: after urinating, cover up.

When he turned back, Ling Su had already started to undress and prepare to take a shower.

"Little Fatty, tomorrow morning we will go to the hospital to visit Su Chen, can you get up?"

"Meow~" wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs... drooling

Xiao Luo looked at the shit shoveling officer with glowing eyes, and his heart was full of joy: as expected of the man I liked, all kinds of handsome, perfect!

Then-

Click! Click! He secretly took N photos and uploaded them to his private album.

Ling Su was wearing a pair of white trousers, and suddenly felt a chill behind him. When he turned around, he saw the little orange cat squatting and staring intently at him. He couldn't help laughing: "Do you want to take a bath too? But no, you have to You can take a bath after three months.”

"Meow!" The little orange cat looked at it very well and responded sensible, his eyes fell on the position that the shit shoveling officer couldn't say clearly, and suddenly his heart froze: This shape seems to be a bit too big, doesn't it

"Stay obediently, I'm going to take a shower first." Ling Su smiled with satisfaction, turned around and went into the bathroom.

Xiao Luo's mood suddenly changed from sunny to gloomy: If he successfully took Ling Su down, if he would do that kind of thing in the future, wouldn't it be... The chrysanthemum was crippled, the floor was hurt, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!