My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 33: There is a situation!

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Ling Su said: I had a dream, I might have to find a Ma Ma for you...

Xiao Luo heard his heartbeat keep accelerating, and he had a deafening illusion. He wanted to ask directly: Who are you looking for? If it was someone else, I would definitely not agree! If it's the person you just dreamed about... I, I would just reluctantly nod.

But he can't communicate freely with the shit shoveling officer now. After opening his mouth and meowing twice, Ling Su suddenly closed his eyes and fell asleep!

WTF! Sleep, you are paralyzed, get up and speak clearly!

The little orange cat slapped Ling Su's head frantically, but unfortunately the shit shovel officer slept like a pig.

He really shouldn't question the [Sleep Until Dawn] produced by the ball system, looking at the effect, it's awesome!

"Meow~" The little orange cat barked pitifully, and simply leaned on Ling Su's head and closed his eyes: Forget it, it's the same thing if you ask again after dawn.

However, when it was bright, Xiao Luo opened his eyes in a daze, and found himself lying on the pillow, Ling Su had long since disappeared! On the pillow cabinet was his milk bottle, which contained more than half of the milk powder. When I touched it, it was warm.

#When I made up my mind to showdown with the shit shovel officer, the person disappeared, what should I do! #

This is probably a hint from God to him, right? The little orange cat hugged the bottle and took a sip. His stomach felt warm immediately, and he also thought about it: Since God's will is like this, let's do it first, and he will struggle when the shit shovel officer comes back to mention this. Go down, nod your head, and then earn enough popularity to dive into Ling Su's dream again!

"DiDi-" Qiuqiu's new message prompt sounded.

Xiao Luo opened it and found that it was from Coco.

[Stranger] Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I'm outside your balcony door, come and open a door for me~

Followed by a friend request.

After confirming the addition, Xiao Luo replied with an OK expression, ran to the living room, and saw the colorful macaw outside the balcony flapping its wings through the moving door, jumping up and down like drunk.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I can't open this door, I'm sweating.jpg

Macaw-Coco: Oops, so what? I can't even peck it off!

Xiao Luozhen only remembered with hindsight: after the accident of the actor Su last night, Director Li Wei accompanied him to the hospital. These two are public figures.

Because of his small size, Wuhuan easily escaped the investigation by the medical staff and squeezed into the ambulance, but Coco was stopped, and finally followed Luo Baibai back to Lao Luo's apartment.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Coco, how did you find this place

Where is Vice President Luo's apartment? Xiao Luo really couldn't answer this question. The professor's apartment buildings in this area all looked exactly the same.

Macaw-Coco: When I got up in the morning for morning exercise, I happened to see your shit shoveling officer, la la la~

Sure enough, it is a diligent and intelligent parrot!

Orange cat - Xiao Luo: Coco, what are you looking for from me? If you are not in a hurry, will I open the door for you when Ling Su comes back

The macaw outside the sliding glass door suddenly bumped its head, causing Xiao Luo to take two steps back: Could it be that he was drinking secretly

Macaw-Coco: I haha you just now~ When your shit shovel officer was running this morning, he was talking and laughing with a little brother...

Xiao Luo instantly frowned: What did you say!

Countless bad thoughts flashed through my mind one by one: I told him only a few hours ago that I was going to find Mama for him! Is it not because of him

After careful calculation, the night before his two "abnormal" performances of the shit shoveling officer was the time when he secretly brushed his charm points!

Therefore, the "Mama" Ling Su said must be him.

Is not it

After being silent for a few seconds, Xiao Luo began to doubt his life: Can what happened in the dream come true? Generally speaking, it is like himself, when he woke up, what dream did he have? I still remember that there are ghosts.

So, is he being self-indulgent

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I see that you have a lot of love value, change a limited-time transformation card, open the door, and I will take you out to play~

After adding friends to the ball system, you can see each other's balance information at the top of the dialog box.

Xiao Luo took a look and decisively exchanged for a random chance to transform! If it was normal, he would definitely feel distressed about the love value. This thing is too bad to save. Thinking about the debt he still owes the king so far, he suddenly has all kinds of headaches.

Macaw - Coco: Ooooooooo! Big change! Cool! Hahahahaha, little orange cat, why are you only wearing one pair of pants!

After Xiao Luo glanced at the blurred figure inside the glass door, he couldn't help but sigh: It's really fate, this time the random effect is actually the muscular man Xiong Er again!

He didn't talk nonsense, just opened the door, put Coco in, and didn't plan to change clothes to superfluous, anyway, he would be beaten back to his original shape when the five-minute time limit was up.

"This muscle is great!" The macaw landed on the muscular man's head and let out a perverted laugh, "Little orange cat, do you have any wine? Red or white will do, if not, pineapple beer is also available. Can!"

"Coco, the smell of wine on your body can already turn people over." Such a strong smell could not have just climbed out of the wine jar, right

Xiao Luo is helpless, Ling Su doesn't seem to be drinking, right? At least in his memory, his shit shovel officer didn't smoke or drink, he had almost no bad hobbies, and he was in great shape and would make money to support his family.

"I'm dizzy." The macaw burped, "Little orange cat, why is your charm value negative? Is your shit shoveling officer always abusing you?"

"No." Xiao Luo shook his head. Ling Su couldn't be more fond of the little orange cat. He didn't say what he wanted to buy. He also served him three meals a day like a nanny every day, eating and drinking, and chatting to relieve boredom.

If it wasn't for this, he probably wouldn't be tempted by Ling Su anymore. From realizing the other person's excellence, to the subtle sense of inferiority, to the sudden realization, he would have long regarded this person as his own.

After discovering Ling Su's sexual orientation, he was overjoyed, thinking that the other party was tempted by others, he was heartbroken, and finally waited until the end of the day, and the result—

Kill a Cheng Yaojin.

"Coco, you said just now, what did Ling Su do when he ran in the morning?" Xiao Luo hesitated and asked again, Coco's appearance was obviously eroded by alcohol, what if it was wrong

"Uh~ I was talking and laughing with a little brother, and also running together, ahahaha! That little brother is very good-looking."

"Do you still know the way? Let's go out now—"

Xiao Luo's heart froze for a moment, comforting himself not to chase after the wind. Several of Ling Su's Xingchen studio were also students of W University. What if they happened to be acquaintances

The macaw flapped its wings and flew up, perhaps as Xiao Luo expected, it was already drinking high, and the flying posture made people feel particularly uneasy: "Know! My memory is good, Lao Li used to praise me. come!"

Xiao Luo looked at the transformation countdown, there were still three and a half minutes left, so he hurriedly greeted the macaw to the door of the room, preparing to open the door in advance, and then go out after changing back to the prototype.

"Shh! Someone is coming." Coco flew to the door faster, and suddenly made a gesture to Xiao Luo.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, find a place to hide so no one can find out who you are!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What will happen if I find out

Xiao Luo had originally planned that if the person Ling Su was determined to find happened to be him, he would simply showdown and get stuck in a directional transformation. It would be very convenient to change back to the human form to communicate at that time. With the courage and knowledge of the official, there is always a 50% chance that he will not be handed over to the state, right

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, you must not have read the group rules in the Queen's Harem Group! It is written above that if ordinary humans discover that we can transform into humanoids through special props, we will be deprived of the ball system for life!

so serious

Xiao Luo was suddenly startled, and immediately turned around and ran to the bedroom. If Ling Su came back, he should have gone to work in the study. Oh, no, he might also come to see the little orange cat to make sure that it has eaten breakfast obediently

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Coco, what about you

Macaw-Coco: Don't worry about me, if your shit shoveling officer comes back and wants to find you, I can block you for a while!

Xiao Luo was immediately moved, this is true friendship!

Macaw-Coco: The little orange cat doesn't know where the wine is, your shit shoveling officer must know, ah ha ha ha...

Xiao Luozhen: Bai was moved.

This muscular man is too big to be stuffed under the bed. What about in the closet

Just as he was about to dig into the closet, he heard the sound of the door opening from outside, and when he heard this sound, Ling Su was not the only one who came back.

"Senior Ling, I'm really sorry. The first time we met, I caused you trouble."

This was a very small white flower's voice, which did not match the names of Ling Su's little friends in Xiao Luo's impression. The movement that was originally going to hide was interrupted because of this. He gently moved to the door of the room, just in time Hearing Ling Su say, "It's alright, just be careful."

The voice is so soft! Xiao Luo suddenly felt sour in his heart.

At the same time, the macaw Coco's loud voice rang out: "Surprise!" Not to mention, this pronunciation is quite standard, authentic London accent.

The person who had just entered the door was obviously taken aback. The little brother, who was marked by Xiao Luo as a little white flower, almost threw himself into Ling Su's arms. At the critical moment, the shovel officer who had been emotionally insulator for many years instinctively took a step to the side, causing people to pounce. Empty, the atmosphere is a little awkward.

Xiao Luo didn't see it with his own eyes, but heard the exaggerated laughter of the macaw: "Ahahaha, what a beautiful white lotus flower~"

"Coco, why are you here?" Ling Su didn't notice anything wrong with his behavior, and turned to ask the macaw, "Little Fatty let you in?"