My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 34: Where did the monster come from!

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Ling Su glanced in the direction of the balcony, moving the glass door to close, and the little orange cat's physical strength couldn't open the door.

"Senior Ling, is this your parrot?"

Xiao Baihua's voice sounded again, Xiao Luo finally took a bold look and glanced outside, and when he saw this, he almost rushed out: Where the hell did this guy come from! Why is it similar to his deity

The same slender juvenile figure, just over 1.7 meters tall, with white and tender skin, delicate facial features, a pair of round and large apricot tears sparkling, and a bit of cowardice and fear in his eyes when he looked at the macaw , a proper posture of a delicate dodder flower!

"Ahahahahaha!" The macaw flapped its wings and flew rampantly, quite a bit like a drunkard touching porcelain, "I~ just quietly~ watching you~ pretending~ I will never~ dismantle you. hiccup~"

Xiao Luozhen: Uncle Coco, your words are out of tune.

"It's not from my family." Ling Su shook his head, his little chubby was well-behaved and sensible, so he wouldn't be drunk.

Xiaobaihua looked relieved, leaned against the wall, and said weakly, "Senior Ling, this parrot looks so scary, can you help me over?"

Gee, stinky shameless! Xiao Luo slandered in dissatisfaction, if Ling Su dared to help him, he would let his bed experience the feeling of "water flooding golden mountains" tonight!

"Ke Ke doesn't bite." Ling Su opened his eyes and said nonsense, wouldn't he bite? Yes, it likes to peck and catch people, and Huang Yan, who was almost disfigured last night, definitely understands it!

"My feet hurt so much..." Xiao Baihua looked at Ling Su pitifully, "I walked all the way just now, and the wound seems to have opened."

"Well, then you can lean on the wall and go over there, and I'll go look for Xiaopang." Ling Su nodded, without any hint of pity.

Xiao Luo leaned on the corner and listened, almost laughing out a shit: I have to give my shit shovel officer thirty-two likes!

So Coco said earlier that Ling Su had a good time talking with a little brother when he was running in the morning, talking and laughing was definitely... Drinking high, dazzled!

But-

Shit shovel officer, wait a minute! Don't come here now!

Xiao Luo was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, there was still one minute left in the countdown for his transformation! How to do

"Xiao Su, where's the wine?" At the critical moment, it was still Cocoa.

The macaw flickered on the ground and rushed in front of Ling Su in a drifting posture. Mung Bean's small eyes were staring at the person, with a look of "I won't let you go unless you hand over the wine."

After all, it's Director Li Wei's pet, and he's also a chubby friend of his family. He doesn't look at the monk's face and sees the Buddha's face, so Ling Su can only patiently say, "Coco, I really don't have wine here, I'll take you with me later. Go to Director Li and ask him to buy you wine?"

"Oh NO~" The macaw flapped its wings desperately, taking full advantage of the high altitude, and standing in front of Ling Su, it refused to let go.

Ling Su was helpless, so he had to call the little orange cat in the direction of the bedroom: "Little Fatty, I'm back, come out quickly."

Xiao Luo stared at the countdown, didn't dare to say a word, and he wasn't stupid. If he pretended to be a little orange cat meowing, he would definitely show his flaws. He just pretended to be dead to the end, anyway, there was only half a minute left.

"Hey, Senior Ling, is there someone hiding in your room?" Xiao Baihua suddenly said with a surprised look on her face, as if she really saw someone in the bedroom.

Xiao Luo secretly said that it was bad, he didn't dare to move when he stood there, for fear that he would make some noise when he was in a hurry.

"Someone?" Ling Su suspiciously turned his head to look at Xiao Baihua, "How is that possible."

He accidentally met this young little brother during his morning jog in the morning. Because of those big black and white eyes, he looked a bit like the person in his dream, so he took a second look, but the other side looked surprised. He ran up to talk to him, claiming to be his fan.

As the saying goes, don't reach out and don't hit smiling faces. Ling Su's attitude towards juniors and juniors is not very approachable, but basic courtesy is still there.

It also created a scene of "talking and laughing" in Coco's eyes.

Originally, after the morning run, it was time for the two of them to go back to their respective houses, but it was so unfortunate that Ling Su was bumped, directly implicated the elementary school brother who was following him, and he stepped on the other's ankle…

The infirmary hasn't opened the door yet, and it's far away. Ling Su sees his little brother with tears in his eyes, and looks at him nervously while holding back his tears. Which tendon suddenly went wrong and brought the person back.

The little orange cat didn't respond, Ling Su just treated the child as still sleeping, turned around and bargained with the macaw: "Coco, let me go over, otherwise, I'll tell your old Li now that you're secretly drinking."

"Bad! Bad! Big bad!" The macaw flapped its wings, but stood firm and refused to give way.

Macaw-Coco: Little Orange Cat, how much time do you have

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The last three seconds.

Macaw - Coco: OK~

"Ling Su is a villain~ burp!" Coco pretended to burp and let go.

"Senior Ling, this parrot looks like an adult. It's so smart." Junior Brother Xiaobaihua glanced at the macaw meaningfully.

Ling Su responded indifferently, without any plans to explain, the pets from LOLO Pet Xuan are basically smarter, which is well known to insiders, and it is inevitable for outsiders to be curious.

He changed the subject without a trace: "I'm going to get the medicine box."

"Smart! That's how smart I am~" Coco, with a loud voice, flew around in a frenzy, almost drifting over Xiaobaihua's head a few times, so frightened that the other side turned pale.

"Coco, where's Little Fatty?" After all, it was the junior who was injured because of his fault, and Ling Su was embarrassed to watch Coco bully others.

"Ahahaha... I don't know." Coco landed on the sofa and quietly sent a message to Xiao Luo.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, you can come out.

Xiao Luo has successfully survived the transformation time at this moment, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, shook his paws, and pretended to slowly walk out of the bedroom.

"Meow~" the little orange cat called softly, all kinds of cute.

"Little Fatty, are you awake?" As soon as Ling Su took out the medicine box, he found that the little orange cat walked into the living room and stared at the elementary school brother intently.

"Meow!" Xiao Luo instantly froze, and roars erupted from his throat: Where is the monster!

The king said that the cat's eye is psychic, and he can see the malicious luck entangled in human beings, but now, he sees this little white flower brought back by the shit shoveling officer. He didn't notice it when he was far away, and only after walking in did he realize: I'm afraid this is not a normal human at all!

"Little fat?" Ling Su was stunned for a moment. Seeing the attitude of the little orange cat, it was clear that he was incompatible with the elementary school younger brother.

"Senior Ling, your cat..." Xiao Baihua looked at Ling Su innocently, her expression hesitant to say something clearly saying: What the hell is going on with this cat? How can you be so unkind to people

Macaw - Coco: Little orange cat, what's the matter with you

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: This guy is not a normal human being.

Xiao Luo dared to say this, half relying on his eyes and half relying on his intuition. He didn't believe that such a coincidence would happen in the world. He only fell into a dream the night before to find Ling Su to brush his charm points. Then he went out early in the morning and met a boy who looked a little like him.

There must be a conspiracy!

In a trance, Xiao Luo thought of his "cause of death", so he hurriedly sent a message to the king to ask for help.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty! I have a new discovery. A person who looks very much like me came to seduce my shit shovel officer. He was enveloped in black aura. Is this a legendary monster

King: touch the dog's head.jpg

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo, Your Majesty, is this an automatic reply

King: No, I'm used to it. smile.jpg

Xiao Luo is stunned, so in your eyes, I look like a dog's head, right

King: Send me the coordinates, and I'll have someone clean up right away.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Oh.

Xiao Luo obediently sent the location, and wanted to ask who the king asked to come, but the other person's avatar had already turned gray.

"Little Fatty, what's the matter?" Ling Su wondered, the little orange cat has always been well behaved, even when facing strangers, it's basically friendly, so—

Is the problem with the younger brother

"Meow~" Xiao Luo tried hard to stand in front of Ling Su, for fear that the monsters on the opposite side would suddenly attack him, but he was too small. such a violent reaction.

"Okay, don't be angry, I promised you that things won't be broken, don't worry." Because there are outsiders, it is not convenient for Ling Su to speak too clearly.

But the little orange cat understood, and couldn't help being annoyed: Oh NO! It's not like this, I have nothing against you finding Mama for me! Just don't look for people outside, it's not safe!

"Senior Ling, I'm sorry, did I cause you trouble?" Xiaobaihua saw that the situation was not right, and quickly took the initiative to take the error to himself, while speaking, while holding back tears, it looked really embarrassing blame him.

After being silent for a few seconds, Ling Su said, "There is a disinfectant in the medicine box. You can take care of the wound yourself first. I'll call someone to take you to the hospital."

"No, it doesn't need to be that troublesome, it's just a little injury." Xiaobaihua shook her head hurriedly and said no, but she deliberately rolled up the trousers in her hand, revealing a small section of white and tender skin, because the skin was too white, then A wound that was scratched and bleeding looked particularly shocking!

"Ahahahaha, it hurts! It hurts! Senior Ling, I'm fine, don't blame yourself..." Only then did the macaw digest the message sent to it by the little orange cat, and then came back to look at Xiaobaihua's expression, and took the lead. Read the other party's lines.

However, the effect of a comedian acting in a tragic drama is a bit irritating after all.

Xiao Luo couldn't help covering his face: Uncle Coco, you are really a genius.