My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 36: I didn't expect you to be such a king!

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The king took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

Xiao Luo took advantage of the position and glanced at it secretly, and found that the phone looked very much like the iPhone 9 that Ling Su bought for him, and the texture was completely different. It seemed to be very... tall.

The name of the note being dialed is displayed on the screen: Daochang Qingfeng [Human].

"I'm at W University, come here and bring the demon pot."

Just one sentence, after finishing speaking, the phone hangs up directly.

If it is someone else, it may give people a very rude feeling, but this "person" is the king! so-

Xiao Luo instantly turned into a fanboy, and he only felt that the king under the skin of the baby's face was all cold and mighty!

"Your Majesty, please, don't make the demon pot!" Xiao Baihua covered her swollen face, knelt and stepped forward, crying and crying, "I didn't do anything, I didn't have time to do anything!"

"Meow!" So you originally wanted to hurt my shit shovel officer, but there was no chance!

Xiao Luo is angry, Ling Su is his person, no one can rob him! Not for humans, not for monsters.

"If you don't want to be refined, just tell the truth. My patience is very limited." The king lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone, speaking casually.

Xiaobaihua was hesitant, apparently caught in a strong struggle.

It seems that the master behind this monster is terrible. After Xiao Luo silently came to a conclusion, he turned his head to see what the king was doing with his phone, and when he saw it, he was immediately confused.

"Big Brother, Master was taken away by a monster!" A TV series with a long history was playing on the mobile phone screen.

Xiao Luo blinked in disbelief. Yes, he read it right. Isn't this the "Journey to the West", one of the four famous novels that would have to be played repeatedly on TV every summer vacation when he was a child! Or the classic version of Liu Xiaolingtong.

"Meow?" The little orange cat raised its paws, hesitated, and finally stretched out to block the screen of the phone, and looked at the king accusingly: At such a serious and critical juncture, you are actually watching "Journey to the West"!

"It will take about ten minutes for Qingfeng to come, don't worry, little guy." The king gently pushed the cat's paw away without raising his head.

Xiao Luozhen: Your Majesty, this is really not the point! The problem is, your old man's character design has completely collapsed!

There is not a very high male god face, nor is there a model body over 1.85 meters tall, these are not important, the momentum is the real connotation of the boss! This is what Xiao Luo told himself, and the result—

Just now, he was full of majesty and amazing momentum. In a blink of an eye, the king turned into an otaku who loves watching TV series!

"Meow~" The little orange cat turned the resentment of the disillusioned idol image into an angry growl, and resolutely stretched out its paws to pause the video.

The king reluctantly put the phone back in his pocket, and lightly tapped the little orange cat's head with his index finger: "What do you want to do?"

Xiao Luo clicked on the friend column of the kick-off ball system, found the avatar of the king, and continued to send messages.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Why are you such a king! Hammer to cry.jpg

King: touch the dog's head.jpg

Xiao Luo raised his eyes and looked at the baby face who was close at hand, and found that the other party was staring at him quietly.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: In order to make up for my mental loss, you have to send me a red envelope!

King: Where did your mental loss come from? Are you looking for a fight

If it was before, I hadn't seen the real face of the king, Xiao Luo might have been frightened when he saw this line of words, but now...

Facing this innocent and harmless baby face that seemed to be born with a smile, his courage became fatter.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You have destroyed the image of the Great King Yingming Shenwu in my mind! You are an otaku!

King:…

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The red envelope must contain at least 30,000 to 50,000 love points to make up for my trauma!

King: [Gong Xi Fa Cai, great luck and good luck]

what! Really? Xiao Luo opened his mouth in astonishment. Originally it was just a robbery, but he didn't expect the king to speak so well.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What?.jpg

Xiao Luo excitedly opened it, and when he saw it, he almost spurted blood: +250 Popularity, +250 Charisma, +250 Love!

Isn't that scolding him!

Dawang: If you play tricks with me again, I'll shave your hair and throw it in the trash. I guarantee that your shit shovel officer will never find you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Frightened.jpg, I was wrong, Your Majesty, you are still so tall, mighty and domineering!

The king didn't reply, he took out his phone and continued to watch "Journey to the West".

Xiao Luo leaned in aggrievedly and watched along.

However, the video did not play for long before it was stopped.

"Your Majesty, I'll do it." Xiaobaihua said softly, as if she had finally made up her mind.

"Speak." The king put the phone back into his pocket with a look of regret.

Xiao Luo discovered unexpectedly: After Xiaobaihua stood up, she slowly took off the human skin and turned into a misty black ball, a mass of fog the size of a football. And the skin bag that he had thrown aside also turned into a puddle of water, which was quickly absorbed by the ground.

It really is a monster, it looks so dark, no wonder the little white flower he saw before is wrapped in a faint black aura.

"This is a dream-eating beast. It originally practiced by sucking the dreams of humans to purify the negative emotions generated in the dream. It is a little monster with a good nature." The king explained casually.

Xiao Luo understood it, and after contacting him before and after, he immediately guessed the general reason for the incident: the reason why the dream-eating beast turned into this appearance was probably related to Ling Su's dream.

The Dream Eater's voice trembled slightly, obviously still in fear: "This morning, a big monster found me and asked me to seduce that human being. If it succeeds, I can get a hundred years of cultivation, if I don't agree. , he directly obliterated me. I was also forced to be helpless, so I made this decision... "

"Big demon?" The king asked in a flat tone.

The Dream Eater nodded in fear: "His aura is quite amazing. Although I didn't see his appearance clearly, I know that he is not his opponent, but if you personally go out, King, you will definitely be able to get him easily."

Ling Su was targeted by the big monster? Xiao Luo's whole heart followed, and he was so nervous that he almost forgot to breathe. The Dream Eater said that the king could solve the big demon, but the king didn't say a word!

Just when the little orange cat was about to lose its hold and was about to continue to harass the king, a familiar voice came over.

"Big lazy cat, can you not set up a barrier with such a high defense factor next time, I almost couldn't get in."

Xiao Luo's ears twitched, and he immediately caught the direction of the sound. He turned his head to take a look: a handsome, mature and charming uncle's face came into view.

"Meow~" the little orange cat greeted cheerfully.

Qingfeng Dao’s long line was like a gust of wind. In the blink of an eye, he moved in front of Xiao Luo, patted the little orange cat’s head enthusiastically, and said boldly, “Xiao Luo, are you happy to see Master here?”

"Meow!" Xiao Luo nodded quickly. Originally, he thought that the king and the master were the same person, but now that the king and Daochang Qingfeng were on the same screen, he slowly corrected his thoughts: these two look like they are the same person. Old friend, the relationship between the master and the king is very good.

"Doing business." The king glanced at Daochang Qingfeng without changing his expression, the latter's movements froze, and he withdrew his hand that he wanted to lick the cat without a trace.

"Your Majesty, you promised me that you don't need to make a demon pot!" When the Dream Eater saw Daoist Qingfeng, it was so frightened that it shivered all over. If it falls into the hands of the Great King, it may suffer a little bit, but it is the same as a demon. For the sake of it, the king may not kill them all, but what if this famous Taoist priest

Dream eaters dare not imagine that little monsters are afraid of monster hunters.

"The demon pot, I brought it. Do you want to use it?" Daoist Qingfeng turned his head and asked the king what kind of monster the Dream Eater was. He still knew exactly what kind of monster the Dream Eater was. The head can be pinched to death, there is absolutely no need for him to run.

"You take him back to the sect first, send him to the lock demon tower, and close it for three or two months."

"Is that so..." Daoist Qingfeng felt regretful, but he had to do as he did.

Locking the Demon Pagoda, refining the demon pot, the sect... Xiao Luo listened quietly, always feeling that these things seemed familiar, um, probably because they were talked about too much in the TV series.

"Thank you, King!" As soon as he heard that he didn't need to enter the refining demon pot, the Dream Eater immediately thanked him and left with Daoist Qingfeng.

Before leaving, Daoist Qingfeng reluctantly glanced at the little orange cat: "Xiao Luo, I'm leaving first, let's get together next time."

Without waiting for Xiao Luo to nod, the king threw out two words in a rather arrogant manner: "Go away."

"Hey, you really don't have a conscience, you will throw it away after you use it up!" Qingfeng Dao complained in a fake manner, and without waiting for the king to say anything, he grabbed the Dream Eater and ran quickly.

really run.

Very unimpressive kind of running.

Xiao Luo was stunned. He clearly remembered that when he was in Ling's house last time, Grandpa Ling had to ask for an expert. When he appeared, he was a helicopter with bodyguards, all kinds of immortals, stable and reliable, and he was tall and strong. .

And now-

In front of the king, the master is like a younger brother.

"Meow!" Master, why did your character design collapse!

In contrast, the king just likes chasing dramas, which is really a big deal.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, I want to take back what I just said. Your image in my mind has always been that of mighty, domineering, and tall! Absolutely not broken.

Dawang: [The flatterer, the reward for you]

Huh? Another bonus!

Xiao Luo's eyes widened in surprise, but because of the previous three 250 precedents, he didn't dare to hold out much hope this time.

I clicked it open, I thanked me quite calmly, and then, I looked again, what the hell! !

+10000 Love Points!

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Xiao Luo was so excited that he almost fell off the king's shoulder, so much love value, it felt so happy that he suddenly turned into a millionaire!

"Don't be too happy, your shit shoveling officer has been targeted, and giving you so much love value is to give you enough ability to protect him." The king touched the cat's head, turned around and walked back.

"Meow?" Xiao Luo instantly returned rationally. He didn't forget what the Dream Eater said before, but if he just had the value of love, he would at most have a chance to randomly transform into a human shape, and then eh

"All randomly transformed humanoids have nirvana skills, you little guy must have not looked carefully."

WTF! Is there still such a thing