The next morning, when Ling Su woke up, he found a small water stain on the edge of the pillow.
The little orange cat that was lying at the end of the bed didn't know when it climbed onto the pillow. It is estimated that he slept next to him for a night, but the "water stains" on the latex pillow happened to be right next to the cat's lying side. The more he looked, the more suspicious he became. .
Ling Su stretched out his index finger and poked the furry child. The little orange cat rolled down the pillow like a ball. Before opening his eyes, his four short legs swayed a few times, then staggered to his feet and ran again. Back next to the pillow, and—
He bent his hind legs and squatted down, leaving a second "water stain".
The truth came out.
Ling Su raised his eyebrows slightly, looked at the two soaking urine, and then looked at the fur ball who still closed his eyes and seemed to be sleeping in a daze. He couldn't help but wonder: Does this pillow look like a cat toilet
"Little Fatty, stop pretending when you wake up." His voice was low and sexy, and it was deceiving.
Xiao Luo's heart trembled, it was too much to give him a beauty trick early in the morning!
"Still pretending to be dead?"
The voice suddenly approached, and the little orange cat's ears twitched, just touching Ling Su's lips.
Ling Su was stunned for a moment, reached out and grabbed the cat, and walked to the balcony.
"Meow?" Xiao Luo pretended to have just woken up and called out innocently, but unfortunately the shit shovel officer didn't say a word, his footsteps didn't stop at all, and there was a bit of murderousness in his determination, which made him wonder if he was going to be thrown away. out.
The morning sun is warm and not too hot.
The W-large apartment building is surrounded by a large area of green, facing the direction of the sunrise, giving people a feeling of vigor and vitality.
You won't get tired of seeing this scene for four years!
Just thinking about it, Xiao Luo was left hanging on the drying pole, swaying in the wind.
"Stay obediently, don't move, you will die if you fall, scheming chubby." Ling Su fixed the hanger and nodded Xiao Luo's nose with a smile, "The panda outfit I bought for you yesterday is just fine to try on. Put it on, um, it seems a bit bigger."
"Meow~ woo!" The little orange cat screamed miserably, and looked at the shit shovel officer in horror: If it flew out, it would really fall into a puddle of mud!
"Don't worry, there is an air cushion for you below. There are screens on the balcony, so you can't float out." Ling Su said with a smile, then turned and left.
Xiao Luo's eyes widened in shock: How dare this damned servant be so unreasonable to me!
After Ling Su returned to the room, he immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the ball group [Xingchen R&D Team]: My cat likes to urinate everywhere, what should I do
In less than a minute, the reply is refreshed.
Interface Planning: Wow! The boss actually knows how to keep a cat, it's going to rain red!
3D Modeler - Xiaoxiao: Boss, how old is your cat
Network Programmer-Mousse: Boss, are you going to be in heat? I have experience with this, and once a sterilization operation is performed, it will be fine right away.
Art Director - Yang Bai: Be careful that Ling Su has sterilized you first.
Design Director - Yang Liu: @3D Modeler - Xiaoxiao, it is a little orange cat who has just full moon, so cute and cute.
3D Modeler - Xiaoxiao: It's only a full moon, it should be too early to leave my mother, and I haven't fully learned to use cat litter! @Ling Su, boss, you have to be patient to teach the little orange cat.
Ling Su replied with "um", then withdrew from Qiuqiu coldly, and went to Du Niang to find out how to use cat litter.
On the balcony, Xiao Luo slowly found joy in it after overcoming the initial panic: Shake, shake, shake, fly~ Oops, I can't fly. After playing for 40 minutes, Ling Su came over with the cleaned pillowcases, sheets, and quilt covers.
"Meow~" Xiao Luo greeted cheerfully, his eyes fell on the pile of things in the other's hand, and he couldn't help but slander: My shit shovel officer is sincere, you have washed it now, and you can't continue to wash it tomorrow, okay? da~
"Little Fatty, do you know what's wrong?" Ling Su dried the sheets, quilt, and pillowcases, and then picked up the hair ball hanging on it.
The little orange cat tilted his head to look at him, and his short legs scratched hard, but missed the target.
"Since you know it's wrong, let's eat first."
"Meow?" Xiao Luo glanced suspiciously at his shit shoveling officer, until the panda costume was taken off and a feeding bottle was stuffed into his arms, he was still a little confused: That's it... Forget it
When I think about him as a human being, when he was studying with his master, although he was in school under his name, he never attended a class, and looked at freedom, but in fact, he took a small test every three days and a big test every five days. If he failed the test, he would be punished.
In contrast, as a cat, it is so leisurely and happy.
Ling Su's craftsmanship is good, the milk powder is fragrant and mellow, and the temperature is just right. Xiao Luo drank half a bottle without noticing, and lay on the carpet with a round belly.
"Little Fatty, let's go pee."
"Meow?"
The little orange cat turned his head and responded, looking very human. At this moment, Ling Su had to admit: The little guy in LOLO Pet Xuan is indeed smarter.
"Meow? Meow!" Xiao Luo finally reacted when he was carried into the cat toilet and stood on a pile of cat litter.
In fact, he didn't deliberately urinate on the pillow against Ling Su, but it wasn't his own body after all, and it was a little milk cat with no self-control. When he was confused, he just followed his instinct and solved it on the spot.
"Don't come out, come out after urinating." Ling Su sternly looked at the serious man.
The little orange cat wandered around restlessly: the feeling of being stared at and forced to pee is too bad.
"Meow!" It's not right for you to force pee, go away! I'm going to pee on the toilet!
Naturally, Ling Su couldn't understand it. Thinking back on the information he found on Du Niang, he directly grabbed the two front paws of the little orange cat and gently scratched the cat litter: "Little Fatty, be obedient, I'll take you later. Go out and play."
can go out? When Xiao Luo heard this, he immediately calmed down and shushed cooperatively. He didn't need the other party to teach him, he just covered his breath with cat litter, then shook his paws, climbed out of the cat toilet, and looked at Ling Su expectantly: " Meow~" Take me out acridine, shit shovel officer.
Ling Su looked at the little orange cat inexplicably, and suddenly said, "You can understand what I said, right, little fat?"
The intelligence of the border collie is equivalent to that of a 6-8 year old child. Ling Su used the same reasoning, and felt that the intelligence of this little orange cat should not be low, and it should be able to clearly distinguish the good and evil of human beings.
Xiao Luo froze all over and almost exploded: Brain Buffing Emperor or something, it's just too terrifying.
"There is no class today, and the weather is good. Take you to the library?" Ling Su smiled, completely forgetting what he said just now, "I'll change my clothes, stay where you are, and don't run around."
"Meow~" I thought that only girls would change clothes and put on makeup when they went out, but I didn't expect men to do the same—
Xiao Luo looked around and accidentally saw the mobile phone on the coffee table, and ran over happily.
"Little fat?" When Ling Su changed his clothes and came out, he found that his mobile phone was occupied by his cat, and the other party was happily guessing the password.
"Meow~" Xiao Luo turned around and responded, at first glance, he was stunned.
The school uniforms of W University are quite good-looking, different from the sacks of most high schools. The boys' school uniforms are mainly blue and white shirts and trousers, and the girls' school uniforms are mainly red and white shirts and A-line skirts. The tailored fit highlights the figure, especially the school badge. The design of various high-end atmospheric grades is particularly recognizable.
At this time, he could also wear school uniforms! Xiao Luo felt all kinds of melancholy.
"It's really scheming, I didn't even talk about you, so I pretended to be pitiful." Ling Su smiled and stepped forward, almost licking a dejected orange cat, "Little Fatty, you pressed the wrong button. How many times? It's been locked for half an hour."
"Meow." The little orange cat replied absentmindedly, and found that the abominable shit shovel officer kept shaking his fingers in front of him, and immediately pounced on it, hugging the other's fingers and biting it.
"Little Fatty, it's all your saliva." Ling Su couldn't help laughing and crying, "The teeth haven't even grown yet, so it's so cruel."
Xiao Luo raised his head, drooping his eyelids, and glanced at the shit shovel officer contemptuously.
"Stop going to the library." Ling Su looked at Mao Tuanzi's obviously unhappy expression, "How about we go buy a mobile phone?"
Xiao Luo's mood went up and down, and he almost didn't feel rough. He hesitated for a while, and finally didn't stretch out the "claw of sin" to buy a mobile phone? This is good! But-
"Meow?" Do you think a cat can use a cell phone
The answer is yes.
Two hours later, the little orange cat had a great time with the Apple 9 that he just got. The cat's claws are really not easy to use, but there is a game that suits him very well: Rhythm Master.
Ling Su sat in front of the computer, while working on his work, sometimes distractedly glanced at the little orange cat who was squatting next to the monitor and focused on the rhythm master. With the record being refreshed, his attention gradually shifted.
This cat... is it sperm
The ball group [Xingchen R&D Team] suddenly posted a photo, which caused a heated discussion among all members.
The photo was sent by Ling Su, a man who has been diving for thousands of years: a fluffy little orange cat is squatting in front of the Apple 9 and playing with the rhythm master. The small appearance is all kinds of cute, but the most incredible thing is that the display on the phone screen 's results.
3D Modeler - Xiaoxiao: Boss, what did your cat grow up on? This result is simply unbelievable!
Interface Artist-Three Circles: My God, I was crushed by a cat!
Art Director - Yang Bai: The cats of LOLO Pet Xuan are extraordinary.
Design Director - Yang Liu: @Ling Su, can your little chubby be the mascot of the stars
3D Modeler - Xiaoxiao: Although nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one overwhelms the kang, but everyone, I look like a beautiful embryo!
Ling Su: Right.
As usual, after the diving king replied, he immediately turned off the ball and began to study a serious question: "Little Fatty, are you GG or MM?"
"Meow?" Xiao Luo was immediately stunned, he didn't even care about the game, of course he was... the public
The little orange cat turned his back worriedly and looked down at his crotch. He was stunned that he didn't see whether it was GG or MM, and he felt extremely sad.
"Come here, let me take a look." Ling Su read from the beginning to the end, naturally did not miss the subtle expression on the little orange cat's face, and couldn't help laughing out loud, "Little Fatty is so shy, she must be a girl."