When Xiao Luo was a child, he also had some small pets, such as hedgehogs, little foxes, little golden retrievers, parrots... Only there were no cats, and those pets were basically kept and ran away with others, and finally they even had a root hair. not left to him.
Based on such an unbearable black history, as he got older, he didn't have the intention to keep pets later.
How to tell the difference between male and female kittens
Xiao Luo really didn't know, stared at his buttocks for a long time, he gave up, and was about to ask Du Niang, but before his paws touched the phone, he was stunned: Ling Su was watching him.
A cat can play rhythm master, although it is a bit incredible, it is still within the acceptable range of human beings, provided that the outstanding results are not noticed.
But if a cat opens the UC browser and asks how to distinguish its own gender
It's creepy just thinking about it.
Xiao Luo didn't plan to lose his vest so soon. According to the master, he was targeted by a terrifying and mysterious force, premeditated the murder, and survived by luck. Then, about his true identity, it is natural that the fewer people know, the better.
"Little fat?"
Ling Su has been paying attention to Mao Tuanzi's movements, and even put down the work at hand. Seeing the sluggish appearance of the little orange cat, it seems to be deeply affected? Feeling guilty, he stretched out his hand and poked the cat's ear. The little milk cat knew the unique skill of touching porcelain, fell to the ground, belly up, his limbs twitched a few times, his eyes were closed, his head was tilted, and he didn't move.
Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and deeply felt that this little thing was so smart, like a person.
"Don't worry, you are public."
"Meow." The little orange cat responded weakly, opening two-thirds of his eyes to look at the shit shovel officer, his expression full of dissatisfaction and suspicion.
Ling Su chuckled lightly, like a feather scratching his heart, causing Xiao Luo to tremble, giving off an electric shock.
"Meow!" Bold monster, dare to seduce me!
"Dude, don't be angry, it's my fault, I shouldn't have made fun of you just now, get up, let's go out to play?"
Tsk tsk, this coaxing tone looks like an old driver. Xiao Luo muttered in a sullen voice, and continued to lie on the table pretending to be dead: I can't just forgive the shit shoveling officer, or I'll repeat the same trick in the future, and don't take his master seriously!
A teenager who is often called a genius, to put it bluntly, is just a minor. After leaving the professional field that he is good at, various childish behaviors are also exposed.
"Meow!" You big bad guy, I won't forgive you easily.
"Little Fatty wants to go to the library?" Ling Su nodded wisely, reached out and hugged Mao Tuanzi, who was reluctant to get up, "If you are obedient, I won't put you in the cage."
"Meow!" If you dare to put me in the cage, I will bite you to death!
Ling Su obviously didn't understand, but he just thought that the little orange cat was cute with its teeth and claws.
A mouthful of cat hair.
"Miaowuwu~" The bold minion dares to be frivolous, look at my invincible whirlwind palm!
The short legs waved out and slapped empty.
Ling Su touched him and backed away, watching the little milk cat twisting its body vigorously, waving its paws, as if to rush up to fight him desperately, and couldn't help laughing: "Little Fatty, my first kiss was dedicated to you. , you are responsible."
Sigh, shameless minion! Xiao Luo snorted coldly, what the hell was the first kiss, obviously just touched his forehead, and actually wanted him to be responsible? joke.
The W University library has a total construction area of more than 30,000 square meters. It has 30 reading rooms with different functions. It is built near the water and has beautiful scenery.
Xiao Luo saw the densely packed heads in front of the floor-to-ceiling window from a distance, and suddenly had the urge to go home. He had never experienced the life of a student, and he took the college entrance examination almost arbitrarily, and tried his best to rush into W University. That's called... experiencing life.
"Little Fatty, don't move, you will become a lame if you fall." Ling Su quickly pushed the little orange cat that almost climbed out of his backpack back, "I heard that the vice president of W University has a dog who loves learning. The guinea pig, there is no express rule that pets are not allowed in the library, but you have to be good, don't make trouble, understand?"
Love to learn... guinea pigs
Xiao Luo was so surprised that he forgot to react. He always felt that since he was transferred to this little orange cat by his master, his three views began to collapse, and the lower limit was constantly refreshed. He wouldn't be surprised if a pet that had run away actually turned into a human and flew away!
[Kitten? Kitten! Xiao Xiao, are you here to play with me?]
A familiar voice came to the auricle, Xiao Luo stood up, resting his front paws on the zipper opening of the backpack, kept looking around, and finally saw the stupid husky cub, with three fires on his head, blue dog eyes, dressed in black Back hair, belly white, fat like a ball Erha.
Ling Su heard a burst of puppies barking, barking non-stop, and when he saw the little orange cat's reaction, he couldn't help but smile: "Isn't Fatty afraid of dogs?"
"Meow?" Shit shovel officer, what kind of eyes are you looking at
"Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
"..." Xiao Luo was speechless, if it weren't for the fact that the other party's voice was very pleasant, he really wanted to give the shit shovel officer two claws.
[Kitten! I'm here, see me? I'm down there!]Erha drooped his tongue and flicked his tail happily, looking particularly energetic.
Xiao Luo stared at Er Ha condescendingly: [You sneaked out?]
[of course not! The young lady took me out to play, but she seemed to be lost.] Er Ha kept twisting his butt, [Xiao Miao, is this your master? It looks... the chest is a little flat.]
[Because he is male, he has no breasts, and also, he is my slave.]The little orange cat looked at all kinds of coldness, [Are you sure it's your little sister who got lost? Instead of you running around and losing yourself?]
[Of course not, I am very smart!]Wang Wang twice.
Ling Su curiously looked at the two fluffy balls, one was barking and the other was meowing, and he felt that the two communicated smoothly. Was it his illusion
"Ah!" The young lady in the red and white school uniform ran over panting, stopped in front of Ling Su, covered her mouth in surprise, and quickly responded, "Senior Ling, I'm from the Art Department. Bai Qingyun, this is just my little ha, it shouldn't bother you, right?"
Ling Su glanced at the young husky, whose body was very flexible, his expression was very rich, and his eyes were very sharp, and asked, "Is it adopted by LOLO Pet Xuan?"
"Yes." Bai Qingyun bent down and picked up the restless dog baby, just heard a crisp meow, and then looked at Ling Su's backpack, and suddenly realized, "Senior Ling's cat is also from LOLO Pet Xuan. Right? No wonder Xiao Ha is so excited. When I went to adopt Xiao Ha before, I saw this kitten from the senior, and the two of them are old acquaintances."
"Little Fatty, isn't it?" Ling Su turned to ask the little orange cat.
"Meow~" The little milk cat responded very obediently.
Ling Su understood, and then turned to Bai Qingyun, the art department flower: "If that's the case, let them play for a while." He remembered that it was mentioned in the pet feeding manual that a kitten alone would be lonely and needed a friend. Have fun together.
Bai Qingyun had already heard about the legendary financial talent and grass-roots - Ling Su. Just like when boys get together to discuss topics such as which girl has a good-looking body and a sexy body, one of the high-frequency topics in girls' dormitories is W's ranking of male gods.
Ling Su ranked second, because he was hidden all the year round, and he didn't even open his own Weibo account, unlike the first-ranked school grass that gathered a lot of popularity from the very beginning.
Even so, in Bai Qingyun's four-person dormitory, there were only three people who were Fan Lingsu in private.
"Then, then, Senior Ling, let's go look at Xianhu Lake?"
"Yeah." Ling Su took the small orange cat and took the lead, completely ignoring the meaning behind the place Wangxian Lake.
He didn't remember, but Xiao Luo, who had longed for W a long time ago, knew very well: Wangxian Lake is a place for couples to date.
But now, as a cat, he didn't think much about it, and was still keen to inquire about news from Erha.
[What happened to the ball you said last time?]
[oh oh! Xiao Xiao, I remembered, didn't we agree before that we want to contact Qiuqiu! Why are you not online?] Erha was hugged by the young lady and barked happily.
Xiao Luo suspiciously turned his head to look at the other party: This stupid dog doesn't look like he's lying.
So he asked: [How did you land on the ball?]
[My king, my king, I love you like a flower blooming in March. Come out! My mighty ball!]
Xiao Luo: ... Is this slogan intended to scare people's goosebumps out
After making a light comment, he opened his eyes wide in surprise. A blurred light screen that looked like a penguin ball interface appeared above Er Ha's forehead. I saw the dog child stretched out his paws and pulled a hand, and the light screen appeared. Falling in front of it, it skillfully opened a circle of friends, and liked it in turn...
[Erha, who were you originally?] It took Xiao Luo a long time to come back to his senses. He thought that he had followed the master's study and his own drill and practice, and he had already become one of the world's first-class hackers, but the reality quickly slapped his face. Even writing 2,000 lines of program commands can't be done!
The world is so big, you really need to see more and gain insights!
[Little cat, what are you talking about? Why do I think you've been stupid since you woke up yesterday? ] After Gouwazi liked it, he switched to the ball group - the king's harem.
The group news quickly swiped on the screen, and the people watching were dazzled.
Xiao Luo silently wrote down the group name, and decided to go back and find someone when no one was there, and try to call out that funny slogan to see if the ball system could be summoned.
The author has something to say: Xiao Luo: Wangxian Lake is a holy place for dating.
Ling Su: Fatty, what are you implying to me