Time flies to the weekend, the multi-functional media building of the W University Art Department was borrowed for the casting audition for Li Wei's new play "First Love". As the most important and important director and actor Su who played an important role in the play, he disappeared. The hard-working assistant directors, screenwriters, and photographers looked at each other in dismay.
"Where is the director?"
"It seems to be doing something very important! Movie Emperor Su also went there."
"Would you like to inform the students outside that the audition will be changed to the afternoon?"
Where is Li Wei
As soon as Xiao Luo entered the door, he saw Director Li who was arguing with the macaw. The live broadcast was decided a week ago. It will be broadcast live in the form of pet battles, and all the income will be donated.
Originally, it was just a small fight, a small live broadcast. Every day on major platforms, countless beautiful, handsome, uncles and aunts are attracting money through live broadcasts. Logically speaking, this small movement should not alarm Director Li Wei and actor Su. But these two are accustomed to worrying, for fear that their children's self-esteem will be hurt if they mess up the first live broadcast.
The live broadcast location was finally set at the multimedia hall on the third floor of the W University Library. The scene was rearranged, making it very homely and cozy. Four computers were placed side by side, with separate cameras and microphones, and the keyboard and mouse were also customized. , suitable for pets.
Rich and willful. Xiao Luo commented silently. After learning that these equipments were provided by his shit shovel officer, he immediately looked at Ling Su with the same expression as a prodigal son: This fellow will waste money!
"Coco, you are inexperienced as a host for the first time, how can you not memorize your lines?" Li Wei is still trying to convince Macaw to cooperate with the script, so that he can not lose the chain halfway.
However-
Uncle Coco, who came too late in the rebellious period, was wholeheartedly on the bar with Li Dao: "NO! NO! I won't recite such a silly line! Don't think that I can bully me because I don't study enough!"
"Okay, if you don't memorize the lines, then someone has to carry the camera for you, right?" Director Li faced Uncle Keke, and it was a complete defeat.
"I have a mobile phone, ah ha ha ha..." Macaw proudly grabbed the mobile phone Luo Baibai used to live broadcast before, and flapped his wings arrogantly, "You can eat the dirt, you have nothing to do here."
"Director Li, I think you should go back first." Su Chen forced a smile and said, because the injury has not healed, he has been in the nursing home before, there is a five-ring game today, he can't be absent.
"I'll explain to the other side that the audition will be changed to the afternoon." Li Wei took out his mobile phone reluctantly and refused to leave.
Xiao Luo retracted his gaze, with a very positive attitude. On the other hand, his shit shovel officer looked more nervous than him.
"Little Fatty, don't worry, just play as usual, even if you lose, you'll be fine. Oh, by the way, are you going to pee?"
"Meow!" I'm not worried at all, as a human being, it's definitely not normal to lose to the two "little mice" on the opposite side. Of course, Erha will be a hindrance, maybe... Well, anyway Just a game! Also, I just urinated before I came out, shoveling shit, can you not be so nervous
Xiao Luo covered his face, turned his head to look at Luo Baibai and Vice President Luo on the other side, and looked at them, that was the correct way for "father and son" to open up, right!
Lao Luo: "Bai Bai, try the computer?"
Luo Baibai: [Don't try, I want to read the book for a while.]
Lao Luo: "You can't come today if you have something to do, don't blame her."
Luo Baibai: [Well, it's alright, work is important.]
Um, the right way to...? Xiao Luo was a little suspicious, and looked at Er Ha again.
"Wang Wang!" Miss, can you buy me dried small fish
Bai Qingyun: "Xiao Ha, don't go around in circles, I'm almost stunned by you."
"Wang Wang!" There is no dried small fish, but cat food is fine! good or not? is it okay
Bai Qingyun directly stuffed the cub Husky with a bottle of prepared goat milk, Er Ha took a few mouthfuls in disgust, and finally became quiet.
[Xiao Xiao, thank you for the information you gave me before! That Wang Xiaojie really came to look for Chenchen, but was chased out by Chenchen!] Wuhuan quickly ran to the little orange cat and said happily.
[He didn't embarrass your family Chenchen, right?]Xiao Luo took his eyes back from Erha, remembered that he still owed this kid a thousand charm points, and immediately went to the ball system to repay the debt.
[Well, I can't tell, I feel that he is a little weird. ] As a pudding hamster, the IQ of Wuhuan is far higher than that of its peers, but it is not human after all, and cannot deeply understand the emotions and desires of people, especially the paranoid and perverted psychology of the next door Pharaoh, which is simply too normal.
"Children~ urgently assembled!" Macaw grabbed the phone and flew two laps in the air excitedly, loudly resounding through every corner of the multimedia hall.
The four computers have been turned on, and Xiao Luo, Erha, Luo Baibai, and Wuhuan are in place.
Uncle Coco fiddled with it for a long time, but did not open the Waiwai live channel, and finally handed the phone to Director Li in despair: "Little Lizi, help me open the room."
As a fan of the guinea pig-Luo Baibai's mother, Stan will stay in the Waiwai live broadcast room-Luo Baibai's hut in advance every weekend, and today is no exception.
At 9:30 in the morning, it was Luo Baibai's previous live broadcast time.
There are still five minutes to 9:30. There are more than 3,000 people in the channel. After the live broadcast officially starts, the number of people will increase. In addition to the shit shoveling officers who simply like guinea pigs, there are many people who are devoted to W. The longing student party, as well as many mother fans who are going to see their "son" after work, of course, there are also many little friends who come to Luo Baibai to discuss their life with unfinished homework.
At half past nine, a clear picture finally appeared in the dark live broadcast room.
To Stan's surprise, the camera swayed and seemed to be flying in mid-air. The first face that appeared was not the waxy and soft Luo Baibai, nor the elegant and artistic Vice President Luo, but—
"Ahahaha... Hello everyone, I'm Coco. Today's live broadcast will be hosted by me. Come, let me show you this handsome face first!"
After a series of magical laughter, a colorful macaw came into the mirror, with a pair of mung bean eyes clinging to the screen, which was a bit scary.
#Hahahahaha, this parrot is a bit stupid#
#Hahahahaha, why do I feel it looks familiar#
#Hahahahaha, is it the one raised by Director Li Wei at home? The voice is ugly, but the IQ is high! #
#Hahahahaha, is that the parrot in "Glory"? #
Stan took a closer look, not to mention, it really looks like the one in the movie, so he sent a series of hahahaha.
Uncle Coco was a little depressed. Originally, he stubbornly refused to ask Lao Li for help, but now he really regrets it. He can't hold the phone steadily!
To be precise, if it wants to be in the mirror beautifully, it can't fly around holding the phone by itself.
The screen swiping in the live broadcast room continues—
#Coco, let your guide Li get your phone for you, we have to watch it for nothing! #
#Coco, let's see in vain! #
These are all Luo Baibai's fans, and naturally they want to see guinea pigs.
Uncle Coco doesn't know many words, but basically the communication problem is not big. After seeing the content of the screen clearly, he flapped his wings at Director Li Wei with great humiliation and shouted: "Old Li, come and help me. "
It shouted like this, and the people who swiped the screen were even more excited.
#Fuck! I heard right! Director Li was also there? #
#Quickly record it, I feel that today's live broadcast will definitely be worth the money! #
Li Wei stepped forward and helped his uncle Coco to pick up the mobile phone. The camera flashed past, and Li entered the mirror for a second, and the crowd swiped frantically.
The macaw swept away the embarrassment before, and continued its anchor career: "Dear fathers and villagers! Tonight, I will lead everyone to approach science together..."
#bet a pack of spicy sticks, this is definitely not a script written by Director Li. #
#Cocoa, you are messing around with words. #
#Hahahaha, approaching science... #
#Coco, it's not dark yet! #
Xiao Luo couldn't see the screen swiping in the live broadcast room, but at this moment, when he heard Uncle Coco's on-the-spot performance, he knew that there were a lot of jokes. This is probably a typical case of not listening to the old man's words.
Fortunately, the uncle did not continue to struggle here, and quickly explained the matter clearly and concisely.
"The content of today's live broadcast is a 2V2 competition. The familiar Luo Baibai and Su Chen's five rings will fight against my most beloved little orange cat and that stupid little Erha!" Macaw generously Passionate impromptu speeches fully demonstrate how an unqualified anchor is trained.
#Coco, you are unqualified as an anchor, how can you stamp it before we see a shadow! Erha will cry! #
#Wow! Is the fifth ring of Su Yingdi's family also there? Great surprise! #
#little orange cat is the one I imagined? The one who can play League of Legends? #
#I am the only one wondering how stupid Erha is? #
#666666666 So is this a contest between two mice and a cat and a dog? More than what, Coco? #
The swiping was fast, and before the four main owners appeared, there were already local tyrants sending gifts to swipe the screen.
Uncle Coco was stunned for a moment, as if he had forgotten the words. Mungdou's small eyes met Director Li, and then he replied: "The content of the game is to see the fruit in a row, come, Lao Li, switch the camera!"
The camera cuts to the four in front of the computer desk: the little orange cat, the little Erha, the guinea pig, and the pudding hamster, sitting in rows, holding a specially customized mouse, waiting for an order, and starting immediately.
"Hey, come back and say hello to the audience!" Uncle Coco landed steadily on the top of Xiao Luo's computer screen.
"Meow!" Xiao Luo turned around and looked at the mobile phone camera in Director Li Wei's hand, his head tilted slightly, and he answered naively. As a master of acting cute and coquettish, this little thing naturally can't trouble him.
"Wow!" Erha followed suit, his buttocks twisted happily and his tail twitched non-stop.
Luo Baibai and Wuhuan on the other side are already famous internet celebrities. They know how to behave in front of the camera. After Mengmengda said hello, the game officially kicked off with the hoarse voice of the macaw!
The live room refreshes quickly.
#How to do! I love all four of them! It's like picking up a cat's fur! #
#little orange cat is so cute, I really want to touch it! #
#It's really that little orange cat who can only play League of Legends! The last time I saw the video on the official Weibo of Xingchen Studio, I have a deep memory! #
#小二HA doesn't look stupid, haha, so cute! #
#我家白白is still just as cute! Mama loves you, Mama! #
#ah~ah~fifth ring~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring~ I drop the fifth ring, look at Mama, you Mama is here~#
Uncle Coco silently peeked at the screen and protested dissatisfiedly: "You stupid human beings, no one actually said that this uncle is cute, it's too much!"
"My family Coco is cute!" Director Li boasted quite respectfully.
The live broadcast room was swiping hahahahahahaha, so angry that Uncle Coco almost went on strike.
Fruit Lianliankan, divided into nine levels, from simple to difficult, each level has three chances to remind, can be accumulated up to eight times, count down fifteen seconds to the end, if you haven't found the same two fruits that can be eliminated, The game has failed.
Under normal circumstances, a person with a quick eye and a quick hand can play this fruit Lianliankan. If it goes well, the level can be cleared in about two hours.
Luo Baibai's live broadcast used to be only half an hour, but this time it started on time at 9:30, and it would definitely end before 11:00 at the latest. Therefore, almost everyone didn't think that these four cute creatures could pass the customs.
Everyone is just watching the fun and giving the little guys a little face, who makes them so cute
After pressing the [Start] button, the four stared intently at the screen to find the same fruit.
Uncle Coco was not idle, and let Director Li film them one by one. He explained next to him that the first person to suffer was Erha, who was marked with a stupid logo by it.
"Well, this is an Erha, it's the stupid kind, please see—"
"Oh, it can't be found, it can't be found, don't be stunned, prompt! Well, Erha has used up the three prompts for the first level, come on, let's count down together, five four three two one... GAME OVER Please start all over again, ahahahaha - that's what I said, it's stupid!"
"Wang Wang!" Cocoa, you bully me and don't treat you well!
"Touch the dog's head, don't cry, stand up and continue licking~"
The macaw symbolically touched Erha's mind and flew away triumphantly.
#Fuck! The IQ of this parrot is so high! It feels faster than the average child's reaction! #
#Director Li's parrot, he must have memorized his lines beforehand! #
#Coco is really smart. I remember that it was reported on the Internet that its IQ is similar to that of a ten-year-old child! #
#可可666666666666 Give you little flowers! #
The macaw landed next to the little orange cat: "This is my little orange cat, it's called... chubby!"
Xiao Luo almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on Uncle Coco's face, chubby or something, why are you yelling so loudly!
"My little orange cat is very smart, ahahahaha, inherited from me..."
#Coco shameless hahahahahaha#
#小FAT6666666666 A very down-to-earth name#
#Ten orange cats nine are fat, and one overwhelms the kang. The name chubby is awesome! #
#Everyone noticed, look at the screen of the little orange cat, the second level! ! ! ! #
#Fuck! This is just the beginning, and Chubby's hints are useless once! #
#This is an orange cat who plays games very 666666666! #
Uncle Coco saw the content of the screen, and the local tyrants who were crazy to brush gifts for the little orange cat, and suddenly saw one of them named... Ling Xiaosu, and couldn't help but be amused.
[Little orange cat, your shit shovel officer just painted a villa, ah ha ha ha!]
Really rich and willful. Xiao Luo wanted to cover his face.
"Come on, let's go and see how Bai Bai and Wuhuan's star team are doing?" Macaw twisted his tail and jumped from Xiao Luo's computer desk to Luo Baibai's side, "Baibai and Wuhuan are still at the first level, Orderly, unhurried, and very general! If this trend continues, I feel that they will win!"
#Coco, you are wrong, Xiaopang is so powerful, he will definitely not lose! #
#But chubby has Erha holding him back! #
#Don't dislike our Erha, you must know that as a little milk dog, he is still very cute, look how happy his butt is twisted! #
The live broadcast finally lasted for an hour, and the number of onlookers soared from more than 3,000 to more than 20,000. The momentum of the live broadcast room has been quite high, and the rhythm of gift-sweeping has hardly stopped. Of course, in addition to the contributions of the onlookers, Ling Su , Su Chen, Luo Qingqiu, and Bai Qingyun did not rest, they kept giving their children gifts and cheering.
At the end of the live broadcast, Erha was still struggling in the first level, and even the melon-eating crowd couldn't help but feel bitter tears for him, but think about it carefully: This is the correct way to open pets!
Take a look at the little orange cat next door: he was very heroic all the way, and in just one hour, he rushed to the seventh level! The total number of prompts has been eight times, and no one doubts that it will finally be cleared, it is only a matter of time.
And the star team of Luo Baibai and Wuhuan have been very stable from beginning to end. The two moved in the same pace and rushed to the fourth level in an hour. Congratulations!
"I announce the result of this fruit Lianliankan competition: the grassroots team will win the chubby player!" Mr. Coco announced with great arrogance, attracting protests from everyone.
#Cocoa you cheat, you can't judge the little orange cat to win just because you like it, this is a 2V2 competition, it should be us and Wuhuan won in vain! #
#chubby mighty and domineering hahahaha! But Erha is also so stupid! #
#This is a draw, right? cocoa? #
"I'm the referee, I have the final say!" Coco Black Referee dismissed the protest quite arbitrarily, "Oh, it's almost time, I'm going to eat, goodbye everyone!"
#Hey Hey hey! Your anchor is too unprofessional, at least tell me when you will come and start the broadcast next time! #
#I want to know when Xiaopang will start broadcasting, take us to brush League of Legends 233#
#小FAT, I am waiting for you to start the live broadcast, make an appointment! #
Xiaopang said: Please don't call me Xiaopang, thank you!