My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 59: fat again

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When Xiao Luo woke up, the staff of the special affairs office had all been evacuated, and it was said that the suspect had been arrested.

The image crisis of the shit shoveling officer was finally lifted, and everyone was very happy. Xiao Luo stretched and slid off the head of the bed, suddenly startled: He seems to be... fat again

Impatiently rushed to the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the cloakroom, the little orange cat opened his eyes in horror: a round head, a body like a fluffy kiwi fruit, swaying limbs and short legs, and sat on the ground with one buttocks.

What is the normal weight of a 2 month old kitten

About two pounds.

Well, he is now at least fifty percent overweight.

Oh NO~ The little orange cat collapsed and covered his face, his chubby claws blocked his eyes, rolled on the ground twice, and suddenly woke up: it must be related to the inner elixir absorbed last night!

Just like the previous cultivation pill, because he failed to fully absorb it, his weight would skyrocket!

How to do

Xiao Luo silently got up, looked left and right, and found that Ling Su was not in the room, but there was his baby bottle on the bedside table. He didn't notice it because he was suddenly stimulated. When he reached the door of the room, he slowly climbed up against the wall, moved to the doorknob and slammed it down, the door opened and he slipped out.

"Oh, little fat, it's early."

Xiao Luo just went out a few steps when he met Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister". The other party smiled so enchantingly that he didn't look like a good person. But after that last night, he didn't worry about this guy's mess.

"Meow?" Have you seen my Xiaosu

"I went for a morning run. Humans seem to like exercising early in the morning." Ling Xuan squatted down with a smile, and poked the little orange cat's forehead with his finger, "You're like a ball, it's time to exercise."

A heat flow poured into the body, Xiao Luo subconsciously ducked back, not knowing whether the other party has restrained or what, the impact this time is obviously not as strong as before.

The little orange cat tilted its head and looked at the other person suspiciously: "Meow?" How to exercise

Ling Xuan giggled and said, "Actually, you didn't go to Ling Xiaosu, did you. When you opened your eyes and woke up, you found yourself gaining weight again, and then hit me on the head, wanting me to help you?"

With such a dazed appearance, I really want to give him two claws.

Xiao Luo meowed innocently, but had to admit: Ling Xuan's "Miss" was not wrong at all.

The king is busy, the signal is not good, it is inconvenient to contact, and Ling Xuan seems to be very powerful...

"Meow!" If you think that way, you'll be happier, so it's up to you, but I don't know if you look like this!

"Tsk tsk, the aggressive method is useless to me, little fat." The fat character was marked with a special accent.

Xiao Luo snorted, turned his head and walked past him.

If it's just simple obesity, it's nothing more than keep your mouth shut and open your legs, but his body is less than two months old, and he doesn't need to lose weight when he is growing.

The problem is, the reason for his fatness is rather special.

Then the key to solving the problem from the source is: He has not completely absorbed and digested the energy provided by the monster's inner alchemy and the cultivation dan, and the remaining part is temporarily stored in his body, which leads to... puffiness

"Good morning, chubby, have you eaten yet?" Xiao Luo just ran downstairs when he was spotted by Ling Tianci, who was sitting at the dining table, with sharp eyes, "I'll treat you to grandma, eat eggs, come here. Oh!"

Xiao Luo gave a friendly meow and didn't go over.

"Tuantuan, Xiaopang is still young, so he can only drink goat's milk, and can't eat salty food, not even milk. He will have diarrhea."

"I see, I understand, Mama."

"Little Fatty, are you looking for Xiaosu?" Yu Wan was probably influenced by her son, and used to talk to the little orange cat in a childish tone, "He's doing morning exercises in the yard."

"Meow~" Thank you, sister-in-law!

Xiao Luo ran out familiarly, successfully found his shit shovel officer, and then quietly squatted on the edge of the flowerbed, staring at Ling Su from a distance.

The king said that cat's eyes are psychic, as long as he cultivates hard, he can see the luck of the human body.

He didn't know what to do after taking the cultivation pill, and he only relied on instinct to slowly explore.

After running eight laps, Ling Su was sweating all over, estimated the time, and felt that Xiaopang should wake up at this moment, so he stopped, and was about to go back to take a shower. As soon as he turned around, he saw quiet as a chicken Usually squatting on the edge of the flowerbed to peep at his little orange cat.

"Little Fatty, come here." The shit shovel officer beckoned from a distance.

Xiao Luo stood up, a little puzzled, what was the purple light he saw just now

"Little Fatty?" Ling Su saw that the little orange cat didn't respond, so he simply ran over.

Xiao Luo stood on the spot after realizing it, and the more he looked, the more dazed he became: there is no more.

"Have you eaten breakfast?" his shit shovel officer asked out of breath.

"Meow~" Lose weight and don't eat.

Xiao Luo spoke openly, thinking that you wouldn't understand anyway.

Ling Su really didn't understand, but he would watch his words and make up his mind, especially after he discovered something interesting.

"What kind of weight loss, isn't it good now?"

WTF! Answers are fluent, no flaws! Could it be that "General Edition of Pet Linguistics" came into play? Xiao Luo suddenly became nervous, thinking in secret that he can't talk casually in the future.

"Meow~"

Just be cute.

Ling Su bent down and was about to hug him, but Xiao Luo shrewdly avoided.

"What's wrong, chubby?" The shit shovel officer asked in confusion.

Xiao Luo let out a meow, thinking that I'm losing weight, so I can't let people hug her casually.

"I understand, you dislike the smell of sweat on my body?"

"Meow~" Of course not, I like your whole body.

"Hey, it's up to you, keep up, don't get lost." Ling Su didn't force it anymore, recalling every time the little orange cat behaved abnormally in the past...

Suddenly, the shit shovel officer had an epiphany.

What is this called? Are you a thief or not? Oh no, in fact, he is quite courageous, that is, every time he is asleep or not paying attention.

"Little Fatty, I heard Xiaoxiao say that it would be better for a male cat to be spayed and neutered earlier. What do you think today? You haven't eaten breakfast yet, why don't we go to the veterinary hospital later?"

Xiao Luo instantly frowned! She looked at Ling Su with horror on her face, and then ran wild.

"This is... too deceiving, isn't it?" Ling Su looked at the little orange color disappearing from sight, and he couldn't help but mutter, "It looks very smart."

It was only after Xiao Luo had run away that he realized: His shit shoveling officer must have been naughty just now, and he really lacked training!

"Yo, chubby, you've lost weight." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" appeared like a ghost, her voice seemed to float in the air and didn't land for a long time.

"Meow!" Badass!

"I don't teach you, it's for your own good. Cultivation depends on understanding. If you teach everything, you'll never get used to relying on yourself." Ling Xuan gracefully held a cup of freshly brewed black tea , spoke slowly.

Xiao Luo really doesn't understand this guy. Sitting in the corridor drinking black tea and eating snacks, such a leisurely attitude makes him feel like he is in his own home.

Especially, in broad daylight, he actually talked to him about these topics, isn't he afraid of being heard by others

"Don't worry, there is a silent barrier, they can't hear it."

"Meow!" The old monster!

"Are you in need of a beating?" His tone suddenly dropped three points, his aura was overwhelming.

Xiao Luo was very aware of the current affairs and closed his mouth, turned to meet his shit shoveling officer: "Miaowu~" Then, with a flying pounce, he took the initiative to throw himself into his arms and act like a spoiled child.

Ling Su caught the little orange cat in time, chuckled and brushed off a handful of cat hair, teasing: "You ran so fast just now, are you not afraid now?"

"Meow!" Xiao Luo opened his mouth and bit the shit-shoveling officer's finger, licking it, but he didn't dare to be serious.

"It's too much to give me dog food early in the morning." Ling Xuan snorted lightly, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at Ling Su with a bright smile, "Xiao Su, I heard that you are going to open a brokerage company, what about me? , I was just looking for a job recently. If you don't mind, I can help you to work part-time. You can pay for the annual salary, and you can cover it with food and housing. You should also know my abilities..."

"I don't mind." Ling Su ruthlessly refused directly, "My temple is too small to hold your big Buddha."

"Meow~" Xiao Luo rejoiced and agreed that the big monsters should not take jobs from humans!

Ling Xuan "Miss" smiled charmingly and said nothing, as if she had expected such an answer.

Xiao Luo looked at that smile, and suddenly had an ominous premonition, and this premonition did not become a reality until three days later.

Three days later, Ling Xuan was specially hired by W University as an honorary consultant of the Department of Computer Science.

A "person" who likes to type with a male finger to poke the keyboard has become an honorary consultant of the computer department? Xiao Luo felt that there must be a shady scene here!

It's a pity that he is a little orange cat. Even if he knows that Ling Xuan used special means, he can't save it. He can only watch the other party proudly move into the apartment opposite his shovel officer.

"Hi, chubby, it's a coincidence that we meet again."

"Meow!" Qiaoyou uncle.

Ling Su held the little orange cat in one hand and the cat's backpack in the other, and closed the door of the apartment with a blank expression.

"Beep beep-"

King: Little orange cat, pay attention to safety in the near future.

When Xiao Luo saw it, he was extremely surprised. The chances of the king taking the initiative to find him were simply too low.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty! What happened

Didn't I catch monsters in Kunlun Mountains before? Could it be—

The monster ran away

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg, the bug got hurt and ran away.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, are you not injured

King: It's okay, I need to cultivate for a while.

Xiao Luo immediately became anxious when he saw it.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, where is your home? May I come over to see you? Oh, by the way, the guy you said was brain-dead last time moved across from Ling Su.

King: I will see you in a few days. Never mind that guy. How is your cultivation

Xiao Luo sent a selfie in the past, quite proud.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, I seem to have found a way to cultivate. Look, am I losing weight

King:…

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: As long as you stare hard, keep staring at my shit shoveling officer, and then lose weight naturally, I feel like I'm amazing, ahahahaha!

King: Don't go crazy with cocoa, keep working hard.