"W University is a well-known university in country C, and the computer science department is especially difficult to take exams. You are a person who doesn't know anything and operates under the shadows, and you have become an honorary advisor. Now you want a cat to help you with courseware and plan to crawl?"
Xiao Luo spent 599 love points to exchange for a directional transformation card. He thought that he could use the shortcut of the portal to save time, but the copy of the skill bar, portal and prediction are all sealed!
"Where's the face? My little sister Ling Xuan?"
"Tsk tsk, your vicious tongue is terrible, little fat." Ling Xuan was sitting on the computer chair, and his long curly crow hair was pulled up by him and circled between his fingers, and then slid down, "Hurry up to work, When you're done, you can go to sleep."
"What you're saying is simple. That's a junior high school senior, not a computer basic enlightenment class for elementary school students. You can fool the past with a PPT." Xiao Luo regretted the job he had taken care of at this time, and the employer was careful not to say anything. He also likes to whisper in his ear.
"So you have to choose a topic well, chubby!" The attitude that this matter has nothing to do with oneself is too flat.
Xiao Luo stopped and turned to look at Ling Xuan's "Miss" who was slumped like a puddle of water. A flash of light flashed in his mind: "I don't want this inner pill, you can do the courseware yourself. I'm going to bed. "
"What did you say?" Ling Xuan slid down from the computer chair, stood up on one hand, shook his hair, turned his head and smiled charmingly, "Do you want to go back on it, little fat?"
"I didn't promise you originally." Xiao Luo thought very clearly, love is worth his blade, and it can only be consumed for his family's shit shoveling officer, "Anyway, you are very capable, go out and catch a professor and scholar now. Take it, etc., force the other party to submit to help you finish the courseware, and then you can clear the other party's memory, won't you do it? Why do you have to embarrass a small character like me?"
After speaking, the boy stood up and walked towards the bedroom.
"What you said reminded me, little fat." Ling Xuan smiled sadly, "Come back to me and finish the work well, otherwise, I will make you stronger!"
WTF! Xiao Luo looked at each other in shock: This fellow is so shameless!
"If you dare to do this, my master will not let you go!"
"Hey, do you think I'm afraid of him?"
"…" MDZZ! He finally understood the reason why Master called this guy a brain-dead!
"Hurry up and sit down for me!" Ling Xuan proudly crossed his hips, his attitude very arrogant.
Xiao Luo glanced at the countdown and turned into a countdown. There were more than three minutes left, so he decided to pretend to cooperate first. When the time was up, he would turn back into a little orange cat and then he would be able to escape.
"That's good, little fat."
Ling Xuan smiled and slapped the inner pill on the boy's head. Xiao Luo was stunned. Before he had time to say anything, he heard the prompt that the energy was sufficient and he was about to enter the advanced stage.
"To do the courseware, first of all we have to clarify a general direction, what is the subject? This is your first public appearance at W University, and your attitude must be rigorous and correct..."
"Little Fatty, you're talking too much nonsense."
"This is not nonsense, this is the point." Xiao Luo couldn't help but get angry, "Could it be that you thought that all you had to do was hold your laptop, click on the PPT, and read the above script to hundreds of people. Words, will everything be all right after fishing in troubled waters for an hour?"
Ling Xuan's smile froze, and he asked innocently, "Isn't it?"
Xiao Luo was embarrassed, all kinds of tired feelings flooded into his heart: "You are really not suitable to play silly Bai Tian."
"Tsk tsk, don't talk nonsense, hurry up!" Silly Baitian instantly turned into Zhou Papi.
Xiao Luo opened the office software Microsoft PowerPoint, turned his head and asked, "Is the topic also for you to think about?"
"It's fine for you to decide, anyway, I don't understand." The prototype of the rogue's nature is revealed, and the appearance of not feeling ashamed is eye-opening.
Xiao Luo responded and wrote a big title on the first PPT: How are hackers trained
The first line is Chinese, the second line is English translation, and a selfie of a small orange cat is added to the base map.
Ling Xuan crossed his chest with his arms, crossed Erlang's legs, absent-mindedly closed his eyes and thought about things, suddenly stopped when he heard the keyboard tapping, opened his eyes and jumped his feet in anger: "Little Fatty, what are you doing?"
"First of all, don't call me chubby. Second, you let me play freely. Finally, I am in charge of my territory, and I refuse to accept you." Xiao Luo grinned, revealing two rows of neat and white teeth, "On a cat How to embark on the ups and downs of LOL's road of no return, you see, what a great theme."
"Awesome! Believe it or not—"
With a bang, the boy's figure disappeared, and the little orange cat landed on the computer table. After a round ball rolled smugly, Chao Lingxuan "Miss" meowed cutely.
Ling Xuan pulled the corner of his mouth gloomily: "You change it back for me!"
"Meow~" No! There is a kind of you strong cat!
Xiao Luo found that after he was forcibly stuffed with an inner alchemy, he gained weight again. This time he was almost two pounds heavier. Obviously, the monsters that Ling Xuan had dealt with easily before were not weak.
But this time, he wasn't in a hurry at all.
Just now after the system reminded him that he had successfully advanced, he had an extra sky-defying skill that could be used without him changing back to human form.
[Gaze] To achieve the goal of speeding up cultivation by staring, there is a certain chance of breaking the opponent's true body. Active skills, proficiency 1/100.
Xiao Luo subconsciously felt that after completing his proficiency, there should be unexpected gains, but now is not the time to care about this.
The little orange cat quickly jumped from the table to the chair, finally landed, and quickly ran back to the cat's nest.
"Meow!" I'm going to bed, good night!
Ling Xuan pursed his lips, sneered twice with a twisted expression, and moved to the edge of the cat's nest in an instant: "Dare to play with me, I will peel your skin now and burn you!"
"Meow~" Xiao Luo opened half of his eyes and flicked his tail lazily. When he was in human form, he was indeed a little worried that Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" used abnormal methods against him, in case he was shoveled by his family. The official knows, misunderstanding, and things will be big!
As for now
What are you afraid of! My master is the king, ahahahaha!
To put it bluntly, he just relies on that he is a cat now, and the other party has nothing to do with him.
"Do you think you'll be fine if you turn into a cat?" Ling Xuan stretched out his hand, spread out the five fingers of his right hand, and squeezed it in the air, "If you don't help me solve the matter, you won't want to see Ling Xiaosu again today."
Xiao Luo blinked in surprise, and found himself being grabbed by an invisible force. Immediately afterwards, a scorching hot air stream poured in from the top of his head, and instantly rushed to his limbs. He seemed to hear the sound of bones growing. …
In just one minute, he found himself transformed back into a human being!
WTF! What is this operation
"Go back and finish the courseware for me!" Ling Xuan snorted and blew his fingers lightly, "Otherwise, Ling Xiaosu didn't see Xiaopang when he came back, and saw you in the room, you know the consequences."
Xiao Luo calmly walked towards the study, and after seeing his current appearance, he was completely stunned: "You, you are so perverted!"
Ling Xuan actually turned him into the appearance of Ling Su!
"Don't you like him, it's just convenient for you to be obsessed, see how good I am to you, chubby!"
"MDZZ!"
Xiao Luo grunted in a low voice, and had to resign and sit back in front of the computer. The theme that was the same as a child's play before must not be used. After revision, the topic was finally determined as: the development prospects of the computer profession and its social application.
It's a neat subject.
If you want to be outstanding, you have to work hard on the content. Of course, the most important thing is to test the skills of the speaker.
Xiao Luo hesitantly glanced at Ling Xuan "Miss" who was standing next to him like a supervisor, and sighed silently in his heart: It seems that this consultant Ling's first appearance will be very...indescribable.
"See what I do? Hurry up. I'll be on stage tomorrow."
"So fast?"
"Didn't I tell you just now? Otherwise, why should I rush to find you?"
"I'm not a professor." Although he has been admitted to the Department of Computer Science of W University, he is also a freshman and has not officially registered yet.
"It's okay, I trust you."
"...I'm so moved." That's weird. Actually don't dare to move.
Xiao Luo abandoned his distracting thoughts and began to concentrate on making PPT. The content is based on scriptures, the layout is fresh and pleasing to the eye, and the illustrations in the middle are also very distinctive. Overall, the self-evaluation is not bad, the only thing that is not good is the speaker he dislikes.
Time passed by, and the click of the mouse was mixed with the click of the keyboard and the click of the mouse. After more than an hour, the first draft was completed.
"See for yourself, what should be changed?"
"You don't need to change it." Ling Xuan, "Miss Sister", was very generous, waved his hand, and threw a USB flash drive to Xiao Luo, "Take it to me."
"Wait a minute." Xiao Luo cut the PPT, and after thinking about it, he was still worried, and then explained, "After you take the stage, you need to introduce yourself, you don't need to boast about yourself. The kind of feeling of being tall, understand? I didn't write this part in the PPT, you can play it freely."
"Tall and high?" Ling Xuan smiled indifferently, "Having dual master's degrees from Harvard, is this enough?"
"Enough." This is definitely the worst time Harvard has been hacked.
"I'm back, you can go to bed, chubby." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" achieved her goal, and immediately smiled brightly and charmingly like a flower.
"Wait! I haven't changed back yet." Xiao Luo hurriedly stopped him, this transformation has nothing to do with the transformation card, not even the countdown, obviously this is the means of the elder-level monster.
"Leave ten minutes for you to play?" Ling Xuan smiled evilly and leaned forward, "You can take a selfie or touch yourself, do you want it?"
Xiao Luo smiled awkwardly and stepped back, shaking his head sharply: "No!" He hasn't been this perverted yet! Sleeping with Ling Su every night, there are many opportunities to start, why use such a vulgar method
"Oh~ then I'll do it for you." Ling Xuan snapped his fingers.
Xiao Luo watched the other person's body getting bigger and bigger, and after a bang, he turned back into a little orange cat.
"Meow?" Miss Ling Xuan, what is your prototype
"Speak it out and scare you to death!" Seeing the charming smile again.
The little orange cat looked up at each other intently: "Meow?" Say it and listen
"Ask your master." Ling Xuan fluttered down a sentence, turned around and left.
Xiao Luo secretly used his staring skills, and the fire flashed before his eyes, and the afterimage of a fiery red bird disappeared in a flash.
Ling Xuan seemed to feel something, turned his head and gave him a serious look: "What did you do to me just now?"
"Meow?" The little orange cat tilted its head and barked cutely, completely implementing the king's teaching policy: act like a spoiled child, be cute, resist hard, and refuse to admit it.
Ling Xuan stared at the little orange cat for a few seconds, and finally left without saying a word, as hurried and silent as when he came.
Xiao Luo scratched his chin and was hesitating to ask the king when his cell phone in the cat's bed rang.
Looking at the caller ID, it turned out to be his shit shovel officer.
Ling Xiaosu, what are you trying to communicate when you call a cat
Xiao Luo was embarrassed, and finally pressed the answer button.
"Meow?" Mosimoxi, shit shoveling, what are you doing to me
"Little Fatty, what about the name Xiao Shulin?" The shit shovel officer's voice came over clearly, with a slight smile in his low voice.
"Meow!" Xiao Shulin, on the same level as Xiao Chuan, is too down-to-earth!
"Well, I see. In an hour, I'll go home and wait for me."
"Meow?" Shit shoveling, what do you know
Xiao Luo was confused by the phone that had ended the call.
Later, when he saw that Ling Su's registered brokerage company was called Xiao Shulin...
Xiao Luo suddenly felt inexplicably relieved: Is this what Ling Su, who is named Xiao, means? Ahahahaha!