Ling Su slipped around outside, and when he came back, he found that there was a burglar in the house.
"Ling Xiaosu, your craftsmanship is so bad, you don't put salt in the soup, it makes me feel sick." Ling Xuan "Miss" in pink pajamas and long hair shawl complained while nibbling on the ribs.
"How did you come in?" Ling Su frowned unhappily, looking at Ling Xuan who was sitting at the dining table brazen and complaining, almost turned around with the mop to chase people away.
"Hey, your little fat let me in." Ling Xuan threw the pot to the little orange cat.
"Where's Little Fat?" Ling Su's attention was decisively directed elsewhere, he looked left and right, and finally found the little orange cat in the cathouse with its feet up to the sky.
"Meow!" Xiao Luo responded lazily, and was so exhausted that he almost couldn't turn over.
Ling Su walked quickly to the edge of the cat's nest, and couldn't help laughing at the round belly of the little orange cat: "Little Fatty, you really..."
Xiao Luo was a little embarrassed, but he didn't expect that when he was 80% full, Ling Xuan's "Miss" suddenly came in uninvited, and even snatched his bowls and chopsticks plausibly, saying all kinds of righteousness: "Little Fatty, if Ling Xiaosu comes back and sees that the dinner he cooked has been stolen, he will definitely be suspicious! For the sake of our acquaintance, I will help you reluctantly!"
"I really don't need your help, thank you." Xiao Luo just finished speaking, the countdown to his transformation returned to zero, and he was directly beaten back to the prototype. The original eight points of fullness suddenly became twelve points, and his stomach was deformed. .
In the end, Ling Xuan smirked and sent the little orange cat back to the cat's den. While complaining about Ling Xiaosu's cooking skills, he started the CD-ROM operation with the wind and the clouds.
Another big monster with poor cooking skills. Xiao Luo murmured silently, thinking about Master and his old man, he couldn't help sighing: The big demon doesn't know how to cook, that's why he has been a bachelor all the time, right
From this point of view, if Ling Xuan's "little sister" is not good at cooking, this arrogant and fickle person will probably only be able to order takeout every day or go to other people's houses to eat and drink. Think about it. It's really pathetic.
With this kind of pity, Xiao Luo waited until the shit shovel officer returned home.
"Meow~" Shit shoveling, I can't get up, come and help me!
Although Ling Su didn't understand, he picked up the little orange cat very considerately and put it on the ground: "Don't lie down just after eating, walk more, so as not to accumulate food and gain weight... Xiaopang, you seem to have gained weight again. ."
Some people play with fat, so does their cat? Get fat for fun, miraculously lose weight after a few days, and then gain weight again after a few days
The shit shovel officer was starting to get a little worried.
"Meow?" Are you fat
Xiao Luo lowered his head, looked at his short legs, and said that he was fine, but the inner pill that Ling Xuan "little sister" forcibly shoved him was not digested. It rebounded a little now, and he really ate too much just now. .
"Meow!" Don't worry, it will be fine at dawn tomorrow.
"You bastard, it's really worrying." Ling Su patted the little orange cat's head, turned and walked towards Ling Xuan who was sitting at the dining table picking his teeth, "This kind of behavior of yours is called trespassing in the laws of country C. house."
"Oh, isn't it? I've been outside for too long, and I don't know much about it, but didn't I tell you before that it was your little fat who opened the door for me." Ling Xuan said with a smile , In front of the other party, Xiao Luo raised his eyebrows openly, "You said so, little fat?"
"Meow!" is a fart!
Little Orange Cat Fried Hair: Don't bully me now that I can't speak, throw all the pot on me!
Ling Su doesn't know if other cats will open the door, but this one in his own...
Ling Su knew very well, without showing the slightest bit on his face, he took out his mobile phone and said casually: "If the third uncle knew that you were such a virtuous person in China..."
"Hey, Ling Xiaosu, this kind of trick of primary school students' snitching has long been outdated, how dare you take it out and threaten me? If you don't eat your food, I also posted half a bottle of Laoganma seasoning, why don't you say it? !"
"Okay, I don't want to talk nonsense with you, you can hurry back to your room." Ling Su accepted it as soon as he saw it, and there was obviously no benefit in continuing to entangle with the other party. In case it would be unfavorable for Xiao Luo's matter to be brought up face to face, he might as well go earlier. Send the god of plague away.
"Ah, I almost forgot to say that tomorrow afternoon, I'm going to teach the third-year students of the Computer Science Department. Are you interested in listening?" Ling Xuan took the remaining half bottle of Lao Ganma and walked to the entrance again. Stopped, looked back and smiled, "Study by the way?"
"Goodbye." Ling Su pushed the person out of the door, decisively closed the door, and locked it.
Xiao Luo watched silently, really wanting to tell his shit shoveling officer: This lock is nothing to the old monster outside the door.
"Little Fatty, remember to stay away when you see that guy in the future. His brain is not normal and he will be infected."
"Meow!"
Xiao Luo replied happily, watching his shit shovel officer clean up the dishes and chopsticks, he felt that Ling Xiaosu was really all kind of virtuous, it was so rare!
He has a good face, can make money, has a good temper, and can do housework. He is really a good man who can't be found even with a lantern.
Just as he was sighing, the knock on the door rang again.
Ling Su put the bowls and plates in the dishwasher, dried his hands, and walked over to open the door, because he was worried that the person might be Ling Xuan again. This time, he didn't open the door directly. He looked out through the cat's eyes and found that it was Bai Qingyun. Holding Erha outside.
"Di Di Di—" The ball system message prompt sounded.
Xiao Luo hiccupped, opened it and looked at it, 囧.
Husky-Little Two: Little Meow! I'm here to eat and drink with you! happy laugh.jpg
It just so happened that Ling Su opened the door over there, and Bai Qingyun said embarrassedly: "Senior Ling, I'm really sorry, Xiao Ha, it must come to your little fat, I refuse, it keeps calling and uses mine. The computer wrote Chubby's name, and I say this, you may think I'm lying, but..."
Bai Qingyun thought it was incredible to herself that Erha, who had been the most agile except for twisting her butt and wagging her tail, stepped on her computer keyboard and typed five words on the notepad: "Go find Xiaomiao to play!"
She almost thought she had seen a ghost, but she thought again, Erha and Luo Baibai had played Fruit Lianliankan together before, maybe it was Vice-President Luo's school bully guinea pig who taught her little Erha to type
You must know that Luo Baibai can not only read books, but also operate computers easily. He can be called the guinea pig with the highest IQ in history!
The so-called people who are close to the vermilion are red and those who are close to the ink are black, probably this is the truth
Really unable to withstand Erha's demonic attack, Bai Qingyun had to shamelessly inquire about Ling Su's residence and went to the door.
"Come in." Ling Su carefully looked at the cub Husky who was sticking out his tongue and flicking his tail at him. Obviously, this Erha was of pure blood, but much smarter than the average Husky.
Recalling how his little orange cat and Xiao Erha met several times, Ling Suzhi felt that this little milk dog should be one of Xiaopang's good friends, so he didn't call him ruthlessly as he did to Ling Xuan. People swept out.
"Thank you, Senior Ling!" Bai Qingyun smiled gratefully and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately she was not rejected.
As soon as Er Ha landed, Sa Yazi ran towards the little orange cat.
All kinds of flattery people can't bear to look at.
[Little cat, what about tuna? What about cod? If not, crucian carp soup is also fine, give me two bites to satisfy my cravings!]
[You came here at night, just for a bite?]
Xiao Luo squinted at Erha with disgust. Although Bai Qingyun is a flower in the art department, she is completely different from the glamorous people outside. She is a model of good looks and personality. The most important thing is that his family The shit shovel officer couldn't possibly like her.
Of course the last point is the point.
[yes!]Erha wagged his tail happily.
Xiao Luo covered his face: This is the real foodie! pity-
[I've finished eating, and the plate has just been washed off. Do you smell it, is there still a fishy smell?]
[Aw ooh ooh! How can you do this!]
[Touch the dog's head.]
Ling Su stood aside, quietly watching the husky cub rush to his little orange cat, barking non-stop, and Xiao Chuan also meowing, and it seemed that there was no obstacle to communication. It's enviable.
Bai Qingyun looked at it curiously for a while, she was completely confused, she didn't understand what was going on with Erha's actions, but she felt that the little orange cat was fatter than when she saw it before, she was a little surprised, and then she told Ling Su Said, "Senior Ling, your little chubby grows up so fast."
Ling Su replied ambiguously, "Yes. Good food."
good food? Bai Qingyun was a little stunned, her Xiaoha's food was not bad, why didn't Xiaochu grow up fast
Growing up so fast... Xiao Luo's ears twitched. As a cat, his hearing is also a problem. He turned his head to look at Miss Bai Qingyun, and was suddenly stunned: Qingyan
See also blue smoke.
Xiao Luo had an ominous premonition. The last time he saw it on Su Yingdi, he didn't remind Wuhuan in time, and then something happened to Su Chen.
[Erha, your little sister may be in danger recently, you remember to protect her closely, and if the balance is enough, buy her an amulet.]
[what? what danger? But my charm is not enough...]
In the last live broadcast, Erha's popularity rose by 20,000 all of a sudden, but the charm value is more embarrassing. There are only a few hundred points left.
[Remember the last time Su Chen was stabbed?] Xiao Luo didn't say it clearly, just mentioned it briefly, Erha immediately understood.
Although Huskies are generally more stupid than Er Ha, and there are not many times when this one is smart, but when it comes to the life safety of his own young lady, Er Ha's brain runs much faster than usual.
[Little cat, what should I do?] Erha asked nervously.
Xiao Luo looked at his account balance, finally gritted his teeth, and gave the other party 9,500 Charisma points.]
No way, who let him find out, and he happens to be the master of Erha, so he can't wait to die.
However, looking at how little charm he has left, Xiao Luo still feels a little distressed in his heart.
[Little meow, what are you doing! I am my best best friend! none of them.]
Erha jumped up and hugged the little orange cat excitedly, and was slapped away with a paw mercilessly.
After the two dawdled for a while, Erhai reluctantly ran back to Bai Qingyun.
Xiao Luo thought for a while, then walked to the side of his own shit shoveling officer and grabbed Ling Su's trousers with his claws: "Meow?" Shit shoveler, it's a bit late now, let's go send Miss Bai Qingyun together
After Ling Su stared at the little orange cat for a few seconds, he didn't know if he understood. When Bai Qingyun was about to leave, he offered to send her back.
"Senior Ling, will this delay your time?" While Bai Qingyun was flattered, she couldn't help but worry.
"It doesn't matter. It's not even nine o'clock now. The street lights are broken in a part of the way back to the girls' dormitory. I'll take you to a crowded place and come back." Ling Su bent down and picked up the little orange cat who was holding him coquettishly. , "Little Fatty is a little tired. I'll let him do some exercise later."