My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 65: Tang monk meat?

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To add friends or not, that is the question.

Xiao Luo resisted from the bottom of his heart for Ling Xuan's "Miss", an indescribably brain-dead old monster. Within a few seconds of hesitation, the friend request was sent again, with additional information: Xiaopang, I am your brother Ling Xuan. , add me quickly~!

Xiao Luo decisively refused, and replied at the same time: Who is that? I do not recognize.

Can't add! He had a hunch: After adding it, it would be a disaster, and the speed of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" swiping is definitely more exaggerated than Erha!

"Beep beep-"

The system prompts: Xiaopang, I am your master. Apply to add you as a friend. Are you sure

Xiao Luozhen, still clicked No, and replied: Miss Ling Xuan, don't go too far! Otherwise, my master will come tomorrow, and I will let him beat you to death!

The other side finally quieted down.

Xiao Luo secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Obviously, Ling Xuan's "little sister" has no higher authority than the king. One is the main R&D personnel of the ball system, and the other is at most an extra-staff scumbag!

But then again, it still feels weird.

Before he knew that the king was his master, Xiao Luo always thought that Daoist Qingfeng was his master. Who made the king look like a charming uncle to accept his apprentices!

In other words, the relationship between Master Wang and Daochang Qingfeng should be quite good, but in fact

Daoist Qingfeng doesn't have a ball system, but Ling Xuan "Miss", who was identified as a brain-dead by the king, does!

Xiao Luosi thought about it, but there was only one reason that was more reliable: because Daoist Qingfeng was a demon hunter, Master Wang and "Miss" Ling Xuan were both demons.

"Meow!" The more I thought about it, the more confused I became.

The little orange cat rolled around the head of the bed twice, and one accidentally rolled to the head of his shit shovel officer.

Ling Su was already asleep, and his breathing gradually eased.

The little orange cat stuck out its tongue and lightly licked the shit shovel officer's cheek. After checking the time, it was only after eleven o'clock, which was too early. The ball system, ready to take advantage of this point to do the homework that the king gave him before.

"Beep beep-"

Xiao Luo froze, could it be that Ling Xuan, "Miss Sister", didn't give up and came back to add him as a friend

I clicked on the friend column and found that Erha's avatar was flashing.

Huggies-Little Er: Little Meow! what da.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Touch the Dog's Head.jpg

Husky-Little Er: Xiao Xiao, thank you, my little sister, my charm value is only more than 2,000 now, I will pay you 2,000 first, and the rest will be paid later!

Oh, this kid is quite sensible.

Xiao Luo happily accepted the 2,000 Charisma points passed on by the other party. Although he didn't expect Erha to repay him at first, he should be doing good deeds. Seeing that the "debt" is so proactive in repaying the debt, in fact Some can't get used to it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It doesn't matter, you don't have to worry, and don't steal and kiss your little sister at night.

Husky-Little Two: It was the little sister who kissed me, and I was happy to roll.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Well, then I can rest assured and go to bed earlier.

Husky-Little Er: I'm not going to sleep right now, and I'm going to watch the night. The aunt downstairs just said that the bad guy has been caught, so I'm still not very relieved.

Xiao Luo wanted to say, what kind of night are you keeping a little milk dog, even if a villain comes, you can't stop it! But think about it, forget it, don't hit the cub's pure heart.

So he changed the subject, and while chatting with Erha slowly, he wondered which mini game to start with.

After this encounter today, Erha seems to have become more sensible, although he is still stupid, at least he has made it clear.

Regarding the Bai Qingyun incident, the cactus that almost smashed the little sister into the scoop was lost by a girl in the dormitory next to Bai Qingyun, because the girl just broke up with her boyfriend. And this other person is the little sister. When the girl was angry, she was so angry that she went into trouble and did bad things. However, Bai Qingyun, who was supposed to be one of the parties, didn't know anything about it.

The emotional entanglement between men and women is really a mess.

Fortunately, he has now seen his sincerity, and he is properly bent!

Xiao Luo quietly sighed, and after saying good night to Erha, he finally decided to extend his claws to the greedy snake and make an adaptation.

All the programs have to be written by myself. It is a big project. Fortunately, it is only a single-player version of a small game. At most, it can be changed to a version where you can see the score ranking list when you connect to the intranet. Xiao Luo thought about it and decided to complete it in two days.

Just started, I suddenly received a system prompt: Helping others, +1000 love points.

Is this an update after advanced

Or did the king see that his cultivation speed was too slow, and secretly opened the back door for him again

Xiao Luo opened the detailed list with a bewildered face. Sure enough, after Ling Xuan "little sister" forcibly gave him an inner pill and the system indicated that the energy was sufficient to automatically advance, he not only had one more staring skill, the ball. At the same time, the ball system has also updated a part of the content, broadening the way to obtain love value.

"Beep beep-"

The system prompts: I am your wife and I applied to add you as a friend. Do you want to confirm

Xiao Luo almost vomited blood, Ling Xuan "Miss" is so shameless!

As the saying goes, there are only three things. For the sake of the other party's reluctance, Xiao Luo reluctantly confirmed it.

As soon as the friend request was approved, the shameless guy changed back to his original name.

Ling Xuan: Hey, little fat~

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: How can you change your name at will

This is something Xiao Luo has always been unable to figure out. Even he has no idea about this system. When he saw his real name appearing behind the orange cat, he tried to decipher the system and directly modify the bytes, but in his He used special means to get the wishing card, and after being caught by the king on the spot and owed a debt, he honestly stopped challenging the authority.

Ling Xuan: Because I am special! smug.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What are you doing by pretending to be my wife

Xiao Luo asked casually, thinking in his heart, Master should be single, right

Ling Xuan: I don't write like this, you won't add me!

This natural tone is as flat as ever.

Xiao Luo took a deep breath, seeing that it was almost twelve o'clock, and decided to fight quickly and never continue to entangle with the other party.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: What are you looking for from me

Ling Xuan: I do have something important to tell you, but well~ you know!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't understand anything. If I don't say anything, I'll go to sleep.

Ling Xuan: Tomorrow's speech on stage, I thought about it carefully, but I'm still not sure. Why don't I make you look like me, and you can teach me a lesson!

WTF! How can there be such a shameless and unreasonable person? Oh no, it's a monster.

Xiao Luo was immediately speechless.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Aren't you quite capable! A talented student with a double master's degree at Harvard, still afraid of going to class

Ling Xuan: But I'm studying criminal psychology and marketing. I don't know anything about computers. It's not like you don't know. Besides, you must also know what Ling Xiaosu does for food. The big head is still an integrated Internet service, an online game company, and a brokerage company. None of them are inseparable from the foundation of the computer industry. Do you want to be a cat all your life? After you regain your human form, don't you want your husband to sing and your husband to follow? So, don't hesitate for Sao Nian, hurry up and exercise your eloquence and courage from now on, so as to lay a solid foundation for future grand plans! Only in this way, Ling Xiaosu will not run away with others!

shit. Xiao Luo silently uttered a foul language. As expected of a marketing major, bragging has the same effect as brainwashing. At first glance, it looks like that, but if you look closely, it's all fart.

As a person with a firm heart, he will not be so easily bewitched.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Don't do it.

Ling Xuan: The painted skin demon that I cleaned up before, told me a secret before dying. Do you want to know about Ling Xiaosu

Brainwashing is useless, but the matter of Ling Su is indeed a weakness for Xiao Luo.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You are so eloquent and courageous, why don't you dare to come on stage by yourself

Ling Xuan: Didn't you say that your master is coming tomorrow? I'm dignified... what does it look like to stand on the podium and teach human beings.

Xiao Luo was stunned, what does this have to do with his master? Moreover, he didn't think the king would have the spare time to watch Ling Xuan's "Miss" in class!

So, another excuse.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Since you have real talents and real learning, you can go to the finance department to find a job, why are you poisoning the good young people in the computer department

Ling Xuan: There is no shortage of people there. Besides, if you go there, you won't have much room to play!

Tsk tsk, really determined to kill his rhythm. Xiao Luo was extremely sad, it seemed that this troublesome matter could not be avoided.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Tomorrow morning or afternoon? I have to walk away for an hour here, I am afraid it is not that easy, and my master will come to visit me tomorrow.

Ling Xuan: As long as you nod your head, I will take care of the rest.

For the sake of the other party's promise, Xiao Luo reluctantly nodded and agreed. He didn't use his own face, and it wouldn't be his fault to lose face at that time. It's hard to say who will suffer. He has only one point. It is the innocent seniors who are worried.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Can you tell that so-called secret now

Ling Xuan: The little demon with painted skin said that a demon in the demon world has recently released rumors that eating the flesh of the reincarnated emperor of the human world can increase his cultivation for thousands of years. Although this news looks fake at first glance, it is not guaranteed that some people with evil hearts will believe it, so you have to protect Ling Xiaosu.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: So exaggerated? Isn't that the same effect as Tang Monk's meat? However, what's the matter with Ling Su

Ling Xuan: Because he is "Tang monk meat"! Hahahahaha.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ... Which illiterate rumor is this

Ling Xuan: I don't know. However, he has the protection of the amulet you exchanged on him, and ordinary little monsters can't get close to him. If you are a little higher, you can get it done by yourself.

This is a comforting word.

Xiao Luo thought of the reminder sent by the king before, and then looked at the gossip and rumors that Ling Xuan "Miss" inquired about, and immediately understood: is the bug that escaped from the king's hands behind the scenes? But why did that big monster target Ling Su? Ah, yes, Emperor Star is reincarnated!

Could it be true that Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" dragged him into Ling Su's dream and saw it before

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, is Ling Su really the reincarnation of Emperor Star

Ling Xuan: Hmm. yes.

After getting a positive answer, Xiao Luo couldn't help but worry about the reincarnation of Emperor Star... That is to say, that insidious and cunning big bug is most likely the hidden danger left by Ling Su's previous life.

His cultivation has only just begun, and he will definitely not be able to see the big demon unless—

Ling Xuan "Miss" shot

However, since the master said that the monster had been injured and fled, he should not show up for a short time, and would only use rumors or instruct the monsters under his hands to provoke and do evil.

The most urgent task is to step up the practice!

Xiao Luo looked at his account balance, and then looked at the body that had just lost a small amount of weight and was still in a puffy state, a flash of light flashed in his mind.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, do you have a secret to speeding up your cultivation