After Xiao Luo sent the news, he felt a little stupid, maybe he was infected by Erha.
If there is a shortcut to cultivation, the master has told him long ago, and he will not let him grope for himself. Before, Ling Xuan, "Miss Sister", also mentioned something similar: Cultivation depends on understanding, if you blindly rely on others, It can never be great.
Xiao Luo didn't expect him to be very capable. He just wanted to protect Ling Su in a timely manner when he was in danger. After everything calmed down, he returned to his body and continued to live with his shovel officer. Shameless days.
Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: I didn't ask the question just now.
Ling Xuan: Yes.
The two lines of records jumped out almost at the same time.
Xiao Luo hesitated, his consciousness has been transformed into text and transmitted.
Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: What can I do
Ling Xuan: Do you know about Peking duck? During the roasting process, the anus of the duck should be blocked with a stopper, and then boiled water is poured from the neck of the knife, which is called soup. If you want to take shortcuts, you can only... cramming-style teaching, the inner alchemy of alchemy and monsters nibbles hard, and then slowly digests it. Of course, if you are not afraid of pain, I will give you a fire to train your body. The effect will be better!
Orange cat - Xiao Luo: I don't want to become a 30-pound pig.
Ling Xuan: Then I have no choice.
Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: I'm going to bed first, bye!
Ling Xuan: Wait, we will have class at 1:00 tomorrow afternoon. Don't forget, chubby!
Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: …
Ling Xuan: I decided so happily, alright.jpg
Not at all pleasant! Xiao Luo silently crossed out the dialog, and when he looked at the time, it was actually a little faster, and he didn't even have the mood to play small games.
Seeing that the time is almost up, let's go with a set of [Sleep till dawn] + [Directed Transformation Card] + [Sneak into your dreamland quietly]!
This is not the first time Xiao Luo has entered Ling Su's dream, and it is quite clear that the difference between a dream and reality is that a world completely controlled by his own shit shovel officer does not need to pay attention to logic at all, but—
If you are so exciting, you will be thrown down as soon as you come up.
"Say, are you still running?"
This low and hoarse voice sounded sexy, Xiao Luo almost had a nosebleed, touched his slightly hot cheeks, and carefully pushed the shit shovel officer covering him: "Can you give me the last episode? summary?"
"I'm not good enough for you? Why run with other wild men!" Ling Su put his hands on the ground and put one knee on the boy's crotch, his eyes were sharp and cold, and his tone was low and dangerous, "You are so bad, you How should I punish you?"
What the hell. Xiao Luojong was speechless, why did his gentle, considerate and charming shit shovel officer become so... a ghost in his dream
"I didn't run with anyone." Xiao Luo felt that he couldn't take the blame casually. He stretched out his arms to hug the other person's neck and continued in a low voice, "You are so good, why would I be willing to leave you and run with others? In this world, no No one is half as good as you, fool."
The love story is full of boy likes!
"Smooth, eloquent, and rhetoric! Do you think I'll be fooled again?"
It's a pity that his shit shovel officer didn't get a good feeling, and pushed him away ruthlessly in the blink of an eye.
Xiao Luo snorted, and under the indifferent and chilling gaze of the shit shovel officer, he stood up neatly, moved his muscles, and began to speak harshly: "Am I being so good to you that I made you a slave to forget about yourself? It's your duty, eh? How dare you be so rude to the master! I owe you a fight!"
After speaking, the young man flew up and rushed up!
A flurry of punches and kicks! Oh, no, it was using both hands and feet, stalking and stalking, directly hanging on Ling Su, laughing wildly: "Ling Xiaosu, I caught you, let's see where you run!"
"Let me go!" The shit shovel officer frowned with a look of disgust.
A flash of light flashed in Xiao Luo's mind, he fell to the ground, and fell over his shoulder!
Instead of falling, the two of them rolled to the ground. Unlike before, this time, he sat firmly on Ling Su's body.
"Hey hey hey! Don't let it go, I told you to kill me just now! How dare you be so arrogant, I'll rectify the Fa on the spot today!" After speaking, Xiao Luo excitedly began to shovel the shit officer's clothes, and he was with Ling Su on weekdays. Their formal attire was different, both of them were wearing pajamas at the moment, and they disappeared with a gentle tug.
In less than two minutes, Xiao Luo was proudly gearing up, feeling that he could do something today!
"Ling Xiaosu, do you dare to be so rude to the master in the future?"
Ling Su smiled lightly, and took advantage of his physical strength to push the boy under him again, resting on the ground with one hand, while stroking the other's cheek with the other, his voice was low and sweet, like a delusional goblin: "Xiao Luo, you said what?"
Xiao Luo froze all over. As the saying goes, day and night have dreams. He didn't expect Ling Su to call out his name clearly when he was dreaming. The two times before...
"How did you—" Before he could finish speaking, the shit shovel officer blocked his mouth.
The moment Xiao Luo was stunned, he had already been attacked and forced to retreat, leaving only passive tolerance.
The originally full world suddenly became empty and lonely, everything was quiet, there was no wind, only the undulating breathing of two people, sweet and rich.
"You haven't seen me for a long time, Xiao Luo."
"Ah..." But I'm by your side every day, staring at you hard and secretly every day, don't say you don't seem to know!
"You have to make amends!" Tsk, this sad tone.
#My shit shovel officer suddenly acted like a spoiled brat with me, and I can't bear it anymore, what should I do? #
"How to compensate?" Xiao Luo's throat became dry.
"I bought you a new set of clothes, can you wear them for me to see?" the shit shovel officer said solemnly.
This made Xiao Luo, who was already mentally prepared, lost for a while. Thinking that this was in a dream, he could only forgive him.
"what clothes?"
Xiao Luo glanced at the pajamas that he had taken off, and then looked at the maid costume that the shit shovel officer took out like a conjurer, and threw it directly to the other party: "Haha."
Day and night dream? Why did he think Ling Xiaosu, the bastard, only remembered the maid outfit of the painted skin demon!
"Xiao Luo looks so cute, this dress must be suitable." As Ling Su said, he placed a kiss on the boy's forehead, and his tone was tender and pampering, "Try changing it?"
"Change your ball!" Xiao Luo kicked the shit shovel officer in the face, and then—
He himself was kicked out of the dream.
In the dark, the teenager sat on the pillow with a confused face, looked at the countdown to transform into two minutes, then turned to look at the shit shovel officer who seemed to be entangled in "nightmare" and frowned, and couldn't help covering his face: What a dream! Can't it be normal
"Don't go..." Ling Su frowned and whispered.
Because of the effect of sleeping until dawn, this time, he didn't wake up, but he seemed to sleep quite unsteadily.
Xiao Luo worriedly leaned forward, without time to think, and kissed the other party directly.
Ling Su, who was sleeping, seemed to have a feeling, stretched out his arms to hug the boy, and kissed back gently...
The two-minute time limit quickly went to the end, Xiao Luo was beaten back to the prototype and landed on the chest of the shit shovel officer.
He raised his head to look at Ling Su, who had calmed down, and didn't bother to move any more, so he just fell asleep on his four feet.
The next morning, Ling Su opened his eyes and found that the little orange cat was sleeping peacefully on top of him. He couldn't help but smile bitterly: No wonder he didn't sleep well all night, and was pressed by the little fat! However, he seemed to have had a lot of dreams, but he didn't remember what he had dreamed about. He only had a faint impression, as if someone was kissing him.
He gently moved the little orange cat to a position, perhaps because he was too tired, Xiao Luo didn't respond at all, and slept very deeply.
However, no matter how deep he slept, he was finally woken up.
"Little Fatty, Ling Xiaosu went for a morning run. Get up, memorize my speech, and preview the courseware."
Xiao Luo opened his eyes in a daze, looking at the enchanting and delicate face of "Miss" Lingxuan, he suddenly felt miserable!
"Meow!" Do you know that disturbing people's clear dreams is a rather excessive thing!
"It's half past six, you're still sleeping, get up quickly! All I know is that staying in bed is a pretty shameless thing."
"Meow..." Old monster, no wonder you can't get married for the rest of your life!
"Hey, brother, I'm attacking! You know shit!" Ling Xuan reached out and poked the little orange cat's ear, "In terms of strength, no one in this world can attack me."
Xiao Luo glanced at him indignantly: "Meow!" Generally speaking, he is attacking, but he is suffering!
Ah le, that's not right, "Miss" Ling Xuan said that she was attacking! That is to say: this is an old monster that stirs the foundation.
The little orange cat looked up blankly, and looked at each other with big round eyes in disbelief: "Meow?" Are all monsters popular nowadays
"I told you not to use low-level words like a monster to describe me, or I'll castrate you!"
"Meow!"
Xiao Luo's protest was ineffective, and he was finally pulled up. The only consolation was that his shit shovel officer specially prepared a bottle of milk powder for him before he went out. Unfortunately, it was still early, and it was a little hot to touch.
"Meow?" Where's your laptop
"In my room, come with me." Ling Xuan said as a matter of course.
"Meow..." I can't just leave, it will be bad when Ling Su comes back and finds out that I'm gone.
"It's okay, I will throw a puppet cat here and continue to sleep, he won't find it. Anyway, cats are nocturnal, and sleeping during the day is too normal!"
"Meow!" Then you woke me up early in the morning!
Xiao Luo continued to protest, and in the end, an inner pill was forcibly stuffed, and he shut his mouth strangely.
The temporary apartment of Ling Xuan's "Ms. Sister" is opposite, very close, but the problem is, this is a demon who doesn't know how long it has lived. It was sent back directly from Ling Su's apartment.
Before leaving, Xiao Luo curiously glanced at the puppet cat lying on the bed. He can only say that the world is full of wonders, and there is nothing strange!
It sure looks the same.
"Meow?" What skill did you use just now, it's so cool, can you teach me
"No, because the race is different, I can't teach it." Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" ruthlessly rejected Xiao Luo's request, and directly transformed the little orange cat into his appearance, "Hurry up and hurry up!"
Xiao Luo took the so-called speech script and browsed through it at a glance, and finally understood the reason why the other party refused to take the stage. It's too shameful to write it like this, isn't it
A simple self-introduction, estimated to take half an hour.
"I always thought that one minute of self-introduction was enough, but you..." It was a feeling that was beyond words.
A most basic name, Ling Xuan, "Miss Sister", has explained the history of the Ling family, as well as his growth history, school experience, mental journey, and work experience, all add up, there are more than a dozen!
"Which scholar and expert wrote this for you?" Xiao Luosi thought about it and felt that it was not like this "little sister". It is estimated that there were other victims besides him who was threatened yesterday.
"I found an old man who can talk to me to help me." Ling Xuan replied with a complicated expression, "Hurry up, little fat."
An hour later, Xiao Luo couldn't take it anymore, so he just threw away the speech.
"It's almost there, I'll go back first, and come back to me before one o'clock in the afternoon." The self-introduction has been compressed into one minute, and it is guaranteed to be simple and incisive.
Xiao Luo said, he was about to leave, and when he stepped at the door, he reacted. He knocked on the door in the face of Ling Xuan's "little sister". go back."
"Wait a minute!" Ling Xuan's expression suddenly sank, and he frowned solemnly.
Xiao Luo was so frightened by his posture that he almost forgot to breathe, feeling as if he saw a fierce beast guarding the enemy cautiously.
"Tuk tuk tuk-" A knock sounded on the door.
Xiao Luo was startled, looked back at the door of the apartment, and made a gesture: shall I open the door
Ling Xuan "Miss" shook his head slightly, moved to the back of the door in an instant, tapped Xiao Luo's eyebrows slightly, set up a barrier, and then went to open the door.
Seeing his performance, Xiao Luo also became nervous. As a result, just as the door opened a crack, a black figure rushed in with lightning speed, followed by a bang, and the door was closed.
He didn't even have time to see what was coming in, Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" had already rushed up likewise quickly and bravely!
The speed was so fast that only two afterimages remained.
It didn't take long for the well-decorated apartment to become the scene of a car accident, which was horrible!
Perhaps because the barrier was set in advance, although the movement in the room was frightening, it did not disturb the outside.
Xiao Luo stared intently at the two shadows, stared hard, and unconsciously even used staring, but he still couldn't see clearly...
It wasn't until half an hour later that the two of them were tired from fighting and stopped, giving him a chance to see the true face of the person who came.
puff! Master? Oh no, at this time, he should follow his master's instructions, pretend he didn't find anything, and call out your majesty!
The king is wearing black casual clothes and his iconic baby face. He looks very fresh and delicious. Even if he has just experienced a fierce battle, he has not damaged his own image. In comparison, Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" "It's a little embarrassing.
The crow-colored long curly hair is taken care of, it is a proper temperament, and once it is disturbed by the wind, it is as terrible as a crazy woman.
In addition, this "little sister" is very keen on wearing home clothes with slippers. Her hair is disheveled at the moment, and it looks like she was being bullied. It's really... appalling.
"Your Majesty!" Xiao Luo waved excitedly.
The baby-faced youth turned back, smiled lightly, and waved to Xiao Luo: "Come here."
Xiao Luo wanted to say that there was an enchantment, but after a closer look, the enchantment had disappeared, and he had returned to his original form.
The little orange cat happily ran over, hugged the baby-faced youth's trousers, and climbed up nimbly: "Meow!" Your Majesty, did you come to see me specially
"Yeah, wasn't it good yesterday?" The king patted the little orange cat's head and handed Xiao Luo a round white bead.
Naidan! Xiao Luo opened his eyes wide in surprise. During the half hour just now, he used his gaze with all his might, and his body had just subsided. If he eats again...
This was given by Master, how could I refuse it!
The little orange cat let out a coquettish meow, and hugged the inner alchemy with its front paws. With a little force, the inner alchemy turned into white light and wrapped him all over.
At the same time, he heard the news that the system had enough energy to advance.
"Meow!" Your Majesty, why did you and Ling Xuan fight as soon as they met
"Because he's brain-dead." The king said lightly.
"Because he is sick." Ling Xuan "Miss" growled angrily.
Both of them spoke at the same time, and they were very tacit.
Xiao Luo glanced at Ling Xuan, who was in a state of embarrassment, and stood on the master's side decisively!
"You throw a puppet cat on Ling Su's side, do you think he won't find it?" The king glanced at Ling Xuan coldly, hugged the little orange cat, turned around and left, "You underestimate Ling Su too much."
Huh? Could it be that the shit shovel officer came back and found something was wrong? Xiao Luo couldn't help but get anxious.
"Meow!" Your Majesty, let's go back quickly.
He didn't want Ling Su to worry. Thinking about the messy dreams that his shit shovel officer had earlier, Xiao Luo suddenly felt a little distressed. In fact, Ling Xiaosu was still quite fragile, right? Not as powerful as he looks on the surface.
"Hey! You made my site look like a ghost, just patted the butt and left?" Ling Xuan "Miss" moved to the king instantly, holding his chin arrogantly, "Don't clean up this place. , don't even think about leaving!"
Xiao Luo blinked his eyes in surprise: This arrogant little appearance doesn't look like an attack no matter what! So just telling him that he was an offense was a lie.
"Clean up by yourself." The king walked forward without looking sideways, holding the little orange cat, and went straight out through the wall, bypassing Ling Xuan.
Xiao Luo was taken aback for a moment: This is the strength of the big demon!
"Meow?" Your Majesty, are you here to eat me
"No, I came here to work." The king was serious when he lied.
Xiao Luo wanted to laugh, but he had to endure it with all his might, but soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.
"Little Fatty, are you alright? Are there any injuries?" After being carefully checked by the shit shovel officer from beginning to end, Xiao Luo truly understood Ling Su's worries. He went out to exercise in the morning and came back to find his cat. It's gone, the shit shovel officer must have been frightened.
"Meow!" I'm fine, don't worry. It was only hijacked by Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister".
Xiao Luo hugged Ling Su's neck and licked the cheek of his shit shovel officer hard, feeling a little curious in his heart: The puppet cat was doing exactly the same thing, how could Ling Su see through it
In a place he doesn't know, a war without gunpowder is still going on...
Ling Xuan: You despicable and shameless fellow! It was you who ruined my puppet cat, and you were so embarrassed to say that I underestimated Ling Su, and it was clearly you who made trouble!
King: I warn you, stay away from my apprentice in the future. Otherwise, I'll see you play once at a time!
Ling Xuan: scoff! If I hadn't asked you just now, do you think you could fight me with your three-legged cat skills
King: Facts speak louder than words.
Ling Xuan: I'm just looking at Xiaopang's face, and I'm just saving some face for you, the master! Have you been in the human world for a long time, and you really feel that you can still hold me down when you are injured? Back then, you were no match for me in your heyday. I… &%*&(*()…
Dawang: If you talk again, I will block you.
Ling Xuan: …
"Hello, thank you for helping me find Little Fatty. I forgot to ask before, what should I call you?" Ling Su carefully inspected the little orange cat and found no injuries on his body, so he was relieved. Turning to look at the baby-faced youth.
What is it called? When Xiao Luo heard this, he couldn't help but be amused: "Your Majesty!"
The little monsters and the little guys in the queen's harem group naturally don't need to worry, but it always feels a little embarrassing to let Ling Su call the king.
The king said without changing his face: "Xiao Ye."
Xiao Luo covered his face: Your Majesty really wanted to come over to eat and drink because he was hungry! He actually said that he called supper!
However, the shit shoveling officer, who has always been open-minded, thought of something else: his surname is Xiao, which means that he has something to do with Xiao Luo
Ling Su carefully recalled the last time the baby-faced young man appeared, and then looked at the intimacy of the other party with the little orange cat, and just when he came back from the morning run and found that the little orange cat was gone, he was looking around anxiously, and just happened to come across it. Young man, the other party offered to help find the cat, in fact, he did find it!
Thinking of this, Ling Su's attitude towards the baby-faced youth suddenly changed.
Is this Xiao Luo's family? The shit shovel officer suddenly realized!
"Senior Xiao Ye, did you come to visit Xiaopang on purpose?" Ling Su showed no trace on his face, and his tone was a lot kinder.
"No, drop by to see him. It's mainly for work. From today onwards, I'll live next door to you." The king fluttered and dropped a deep-water torpedo, which almost killed Xiao Luo.
Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" only sneaked into the W big to cheat and eat and drink, and the queen also came over. What should I say about this, this
"Meow?" Your Majesty, which department do you teach
Xiao Luo's first reaction was that the king had also made an honorary advisor idle, and as a result—
"Dr. Li from your school is going to have a baby. I was recommended by the dean to serve." The king continued calmly, which sounded quite like that.
Fortunately, Ling Su didn't have the time to think about it, and subconsciously had his own ideas, and he was very kind to the baby-faced youth who had a close relationship with the little orange cat: "Senior Xiao Ye, if you don't dislike it, come in and sit for a while. ."
"Okay." The king smiled so warmly.
This is the professor's apartment building. Ling Xuan's "Miss" has a special identity for herself, so she can live in it, but what about the king
Xiao Luo couldn't figure out, can the school doctor live in the professor's apartment building these days? But when I saw his shit shoveling officer again, I was relieved immediately.
nothing is impossible.
"Ling Su, do you know how to cook?" After sitting down, the king went straight to the subject, "I have a bad stomach recently, and the food in the cafeteria is too greasy to eat. I can only eat from the list, but I am not good at cooking."
"If Senior Xiao Ye doesn't dislike it, we can have lunch and dinner together in the future." As for breakfast? Ling Su often went to the cafeteria to buy.
"That's great, thank you." Your Majesty really wasn't hypocritical at all.
Xiao Luo couldn't help but have an illusion: Master didn't come to care about him at all, he just came to eat!
Taking into account the special status of the other party, Ling Su took the initiative to invite the king to have dinner with him.
The king nodded happily.
Although Xiao Luo was a little depressed, the thought of being able to meet with Master every day in the future made him excited and the atmosphere was happy!
Only Ling Xuan "Miss" who was turned away said that he wanted to beat someone now!
"Di Di Di—" The ball system new message prompt sounded.
Xiao Luo opened it, and almost burst out laughing.
Ling Xuan: Crying loudly.jpg Ling Xiaosu is too much, we are a family! He would rather cook for an outsider than eat for me!
Xiao Luo pretended not to see it and thought to himself: Your Majesty is not an outsider!