My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 67: Going to the supermarket = dating

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Because of the arrival of the king, Ling Xuan's "little sister" can only be a person with her tail between her tails in a short time. Xiao Luo is very pleased with this. In the future, she will no longer have to worry about being frightened by the sudden intrusion in the middle of the night. It couldn't be better to be woken up by someone while you were sleeping soundly!

twelve forty-five in the afternoon.

Ling Xuan: Xiaopang, I'm a little scared by myself. Would you like to go with me

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Laughing loudly. jpg, have you been hacked

Ling Xuan: Knock on the head.jpg Where is your master

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master is very busy and has no time to talk to you, so hurry up and go to class.

There are usually two doctors on duty in the school doctor's office of W University. The king went straight to Ling Su's side after lunch and went to get familiar with the position. The level of seriousness and dedication is enough to make someone ashamed to death, but as a typical representative of shameless and skinless, Ling Su Xuan "Miss" said coldly: scoff!

Ling Xuan: What does Ling Xiaosu have in the afternoon

Obviously, this "lady" hasn't given up.

Xiao Luo looked back at the shit shoveling officer and let out a light meow. Ling Su brought his wallet and mobile phone, and bent over to pick up the little orange cat squatting on the sofa: "Come to the supermarket with me, little fat?"

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I went to the supermarket to buy food, Master came over, Ling Su decided to show off his skills!

"Miss" Ling Xuan saw this reply, and immediately exited the ball system in anger.

Xiao Luo glanced at the other party's grayed-out avatar, and covered his mouth with a disrespectful smile.

"Why are you so happy?" The shit shovel officer patted the little orange cat's head suspiciously.

Xiao Luo let out a cute meow, and rubbed his head against Ling Su's palm. Of course, he couldn't say that he had just inadvertently angered Ling Xuan's "little sister". family.

There is a national chain of large-scale shopping supermarkets near W University, focusing on fresh food, vegetables and fruits, and non-staple food. This supermarket does not restrict the entry of pets, but owners must be optimistic about their pets. If public order is disturbed, they will be fined and deducted, and serious cases will be blacklisted.

After Ling Su parked the car, he repeatedly told the little orange cat: "Little fat, don't run around, you know? Otherwise, we will have nothing to eat in the future, so we can only drink white porridge every day!"

Xiao Luozhen: Shit shoveling, you really think I'm a cat, would you believe your lie

The little orange cat pretended not to understand, stretched out its front paws and hugged the shit shovel officer's neck, making bursts of pleasant purrs, and licking Ling Xiaosu's face vigorously over and over again.

This time, it was Ling Sujian.

"Little fat, in public, pay attention to your image."

"Ahahahaha! In broad daylight, there is a cat playing a hooligan!" This demonic laughter was loud and unpleasant!

Xiao Luo didn't need to think about it, he knew who it was. He turned his head and looked at it and could only sigh with emotion.

It was rare for Ling Su to take him out to go shopping in the supermarket, but he was able to meet Director Li Wei and his Uncle Coco in the underground parking lot.

"It turned out to be Xiao Su." Li Wei greeted him with a smile, his eyes fixed on the little orange cat, "Xiao Pang has gained weight again, and he didn't recognize him all of a sudden."

Damn, as an international famous director, is it really appropriate for you to be so vicious? Xiao Luo curled his tail in dissatisfaction, and the whole cat shrank in the arms of the shit shovel officer.

Ling Su soothingly stroked a handful of cat hair, and said with a low laugh, "Good food, Little Fatty is growing a little faster."

The starring and most of the supporting roles of "First Love" have been finalized, and the date is set for the start. Li Wei and Su Chen are also about to leave Z City. Before leaving W University, a few people discussed cooking by themselves, getting together and having a fun.

Because Su Yingdi's injury has not yet healed, it just gave Li Dao a chance to show his talents.

"Xiao Su, at Lao Luo's house at noon tomorrow, everyone will get together?"

"Okay."

Ling Su looked at the memo and found that there was nothing important to do tomorrow, so he nodded and agreed.

So, the two of them went to the supermarket together.

[Little orange cat, why are you so fat?]While flying at a low altitude, Mr. Coco revolved around Director Li, and he did not forget to sprinkle salt on Xiao Luo's wound, it was simply—

Excessive!

Xiao Luo glanced at the macaw sadly: [Because I was just growing my body. ] Having said that, it was actually because he forcibly stuffed the inner alchemy handed over by the king, and then his body swelled up like a deflated balloon. Although he had been staring at Ling Su all morning, he still swelled up. A little puffy.

I don't know what level the monsters were eliminated by the king, but the energy is sufficient enough that the system reminds me that the promotion was successful twice in a row!

It's a pity that he didn't get a new skill, but the proficiency of staring has run to 11/100!

[Little Orange Cat, I'm going to join the group with Lao Li to make a movie soon, do you want to go with me? With me covering you, no one in the crew would dare to bully you.]Uncle Coco seemed to accept Xiao Luo's explanation and immediately changed the subject.

As a carefree parrot who occasionally stalks his owner, Uncle Coco's daily life is still a bit monotonous and lonely. After seeing the magic trick of the little orange cat to change a living person, he can't watch tricks every day.

[Don't go. I want to protect my shit shovel officer!]Xiao Luo has no hobby of chasing stars. In his opinion, no matter how popular the small fresh meat stars in the entertainment industry are, they can't compare to his Ling Xiaosu. Well, there is absolutely no comparison!

[What a pity!]Uncle Coco didn't force the other party any more, [Ah, by the way, little orange cat, can you tell the king, give Qiuqiu a whole League of Legends? In the future, I will join the group with Lao Li, and I will definitely not have the opportunity to play on the computer again. Thinking about it, it is really miserable! Tears!]

This... Xiao Luo is a little embarrassed, this is such a big project! It's much better than the combined workload of writing fifteen single-player mini-games!

[Let me ask.]Xiao Luo obviously hasn't learned how to reject others, especially these simple and straightforward little guys, so he will have to discuss it with the king later.

Seeing this cat and a parrot chatting vigorously, Ling Su couldn't help laughing. There is an idiom called "Chicken and Duck Talk", which is about the language generation gap between racial differences, but looking at the serious appearance of his little orange cat, it is obvious that Not talking nonsense.

"Little Fatty, should we push the cart or carry the basket?" Of course, the shit shovel officer was not willing to be left out. After entering the supermarket, he deliberately picked a topic to draw the attention of the little orange cat back.

Xiao Luo glanced at Ling Su in surprise: Shit shoveling, are you stupid? How tiring to carry a basket, and we have to buy a lot of things!

"Meow!" The little orange cat pointed domineeringly at the neatly arranged supermarket shopping carts.

Ling Su nodded with a teachable expression: "Little Fatty is right!" Then he took out the shopping cart and decided to go in a different direction with Director Li Wei!

The scheming boy didn't have to run.

"Di Di Di—" the new message prompt of the ball system.

Xiao Luo sat on the shopping cart, looking around to see where there was delicious food, and was stunned for a while when he heard the prompt before he reacted.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, is your shit shoveling officer jealous

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Huh? What are you jealous of

Xiao Luo turned to look at Ling Su: This face is as handsome and handsome as always, this body is great and standard, ouch, I accidentally digressed, and continue to return to the expression of the shit shoveling officer! After three seconds of careful observation, he came to a conclusion.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No, Ling Su looks in a good mood at the moment.

Macaw - Coco: Cut! When I chatted with you just now, he must have been unhappy. He deliberately walked away from us, society, society!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ... You think too much, Coco.

Macaw-Coco: I didn't think much about it! My lord, I'm flamboyant!

Xiao Luo laughed out loud, with fiery eyes? No, you are mung bean small eyes, Uncle Coco.

Macaw-Coco: Little Orange Cat, are you playing Landlord

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Alright.

Macaw-Coco: I made a lot of mistakes just now. You should continue to accompany your shit shovel officer to the supermarket. I will go to Wuhuan and Baibaidou landlord. Bye bye.jpg

Hey Hey hey! Do you discriminate against cats like this? Xiao Luo silently closed the dialog box, recalling the first time he fought against the landlord, and suddenly had an epiphany: Be a human, sometimes you can't be too smart, keep winning, and get blocked sooner or later, it's him who is talking about.

"Little Fatty, tuna or fish?" Ling Su pushed the shopping cart and parked in the fresh food area, because it was a working day and it was past 1 o'clock. At this time, the supermarket had not reached the peak of the crowd, which was relatively smooth. when.

"Meow!" Want it! Not only tuna, but also cod! Scallops, prawns, hairy crabs, etc. are all better!

Ling Su looked at the little orange cat with an excited look. While putting the packaged food in the shopping cart, he pretended to be distressed and said, "It's a pity that you can only drink milk, you have to watch us eat it at night."

"Meow?" Xiao Luo was taken aback for a moment: No, you went out for a walk with such a wit yesterday, are you going to stay stubbornly and not leave today

"You've got all the fish, shrimp, and crabs, how about picking a silkie chicken to make soup?" Pretending not to see Little Orange Cat's accusing expression, the shit shovel officer continued thoughtfully.

Xiao Luo got up unhappy, hugged Ling Su's wrist, and bit lightly: "Meow!"

This bite was like scratching, but Ling Su couldn't hold it back: "What's the matter, little fat?"

Xiao Luo stared intently at his shit shoveling officer, and after a few seconds, he calmly calmed down decisively: Xiaozi, dare to play with me! See how I fix you tonight!

The little orange cat rolled his eyes and sat back to his original position.

She's so cute even when she's angry. Ling Su smiled secretly and reached out to touch the cat's head: "There seems to be a small dried fish in front of you, do you want to buy some for you?"

When Xiao Luo heard it, he remembered the package of dried fish that the elder brother of the Ling family had secretly hidden for him, and he couldn't help drooling. Unfortunately, it was confiscated by his shit shovel officer, but didn't Ling Su say that kittens can't eat dried fish

Well, I can't eat it in the prototype state, so naturally I don't need to worry so much about changing back to human form!

Xiao Luo's mind turned extremely fast, he suddenly understood, and turned his head and gave Ling Su a naive meow.

This time, the shit shovel officer finally stopped teasing him, pushed the shopping cart to the cat food area to scan the goods, and picked out a lot of snacks suitable for kittens, all of which were formally packaged and marked as salt-free.

"What else do you want to eat?"

"Meow..." Let me think!

Xiao Luo tilted his head and thought seriously. Before the accident, he really liked drinking strawberry yogurt, but now he obviously can't be greedy, he can only make up for it later!

The little orange cat raised his chin and finally shook his head.

Ling Su was thoughtful, pushed the shopping cart to the fruit and vegetable area, bought potatoes, okra, corn, baby vegetables, and finally picked a watermelon.

"It's almost time, go check out."

"Meow!"

Because there were too many things to buy, Ling Su couldn't carry them with both hands. In the end, the little orange cat could only lie on his shoulders. One person and one cat calmly left the supermarket under the watch of countless curious melon eaters.

"Ah! That little brother was so handsome just now!"

"The cat he raised is so cute and cute! I secretly took pictures!"

"I feel that the cat is a little familiar, it looks like a little fat!"

"Is that the little fat guy who played LOL on the live broadcast on Wai Wai?"

"These days cats can play LOL, it's scary..."

Xiao Luo pricked up his ears and vaguely heard some discussions. As a cat with a strong heart, he said very calmly: Little Fatty? I don't know.

But having said that, Ling Su's background is not simple. As a half-public figure, he can swagger around and never worry about being recognized

On the contrary, he himself, a little orange cat, has fans wherever he goes? It feels... so subtle.

It wasn't until later that Xiao Luo went online to check and found out that Ling Su has always maintained an appropriate degree of mystery in front of the public, so low-key that he has never shown his face in front of the media once, which is incredible!

#My shit shoveling officer is actually a legendary mysterious boss, I suddenly feel so emotional#

When Ling Su brought the cat home, it was already two thirty in the afternoon.

"Miss" Ling Xuan was squatting pitifully at the door of the apartment. When she saw someone coming, she jumped up excitedly as if she had taken medicine: "Ling Xiaosu, I lost my key!"

Xiao Luo couldn't help covering his face: You are an old monster who lost his key and lost his soul, can you be more fake

"So what?" Ling Su stared at the other party with a cold face, his expression clearly saying: Do you think I am retarded or an idiot

Ling Xuan "Miss" grinned: "So, please take me in for a while, I'm sleepy, tired and hungry now..."