"Such a beautiful afternoon, why don't you have afternoon tea, Ling Xiaosu?"
Xiao Luo yawned and glanced lazily at Ling Xuan's "Miss" who was sitting on the sofa like a dog. , boasting how mature and steady he was in his first speech on stage, and how he performed all kinds of perfection, all the students were amazed at him!
I don't know who was the one who cried to him before going on stage.
"As a mature, stable and perfect man, you have already drank a pot of black tea, three bottles of herbal tea, and this pile of nut shells after you entered the door." Ling Su came over with a broom expressionlessly, "Clean up yourself."
Xiao Luo let out a gloating meow and rolled on the sofa twice, he suddenly remembered that Ling Xuan's "Miss" apartment had become the scene of a car accident because of the fight with the king! so-
Is this "little sister" staying here
"Hey, Ling Xiaosu, we're not short on money, can we get a part-time job?"
"Then please let Young Master Ling, who is not short of money, take a rest while it is cool." Ling Su directly shoved the broom into Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", "If Third Uncle knows that you are such a virtuous person in China , I guess I'm half dead."
"Tsk tsk, threatened me with my dad again. But even if you make a small report with him, it's probably useless, but I came back in good faith. With the approval of his old man, I was ordered to come and wait for my destined person, not to take my daughter-in-law back. , he's not happy."
Ling Xuan said this, but he didn't resist the broom in his hand. He started cleaning in a proper manner. He cleaned up the nut shells that had fallen on the ground, and wiped the coffee table with a rag. Li Suo's appearance is obviously not the style of the eldest young master who does not touch the spring water on weekdays.
Xiao Luo observed it secretly for a while, then slowly drank the milk powder prepared by the shit shovel officer.
His shit shovel officer is going to cook again tonight, and he has already started to prepare the ingredients. The only guest in the original plan is the king, but looking at the current situation, Ling Xuan's "Miss" is very determined to eat and drink. , for a while and a half is unable to drive away.
"Little Fatty, you said you knew what to eat and sleep all day long, what else would you do?"
"Meow?" I'm still cute! Besides, you, a person who came to my house to eat and drink, have the nerve to run on me
The little orange cat turned over while holding the bottle, with its belly facing up, its head tilted, and rolled her eyes at Lingxuan "Miss Sister".
"Ling Xiaoxuan, come to the kitchen to help me when you've cleaned up." Ling Su put a plate of brewed milk cake on the coffee table, and slapped the cat.
"Gentlemen stay away from the kitchen." Ling Xuan "Miss" quickly rejected.
Ling Su smiled slightly, raised his chin slightly, and pointed to the gate: "Then go back and eat bread at night."
"Hey, do you think you can threaten me?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" stood up straight, and the next second, she smiled brightly and frowned, "Forget it, for the sake of asking me to help you sincerely. Come on, I'll reluctantly agree to you."
puff! Xiao Luo almost choked on milk, this is so simple...
Miss, what's your guts! Are you sure you're not joking
Thinking about the king's evaluation of this, Xiao Luo had an epiphany, and it was quite incisive!
In fact, when he and Ling Su came back just now, they looked at Ling Xuan in a formal suit, white shirt, trousers and leather shoes, his long curly crow hair hanging down just right, a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, and he looked back slightly. The look of a smile... For a moment, he felt that the other party's temperament was quite good.
Just like when he first met in the Ling family, he looked at Ling Xuan's back from a distance and felt that the other party was a serious person.
It turns out that seriousness is just his delusion.
Characters collapse too fast like a tornado.
I don't know what is the psychological shadow area of the junior seniors who have been devastated by this master today
In addition to being curious, Xiao Luo quietly glanced in the direction of the kitchen, guessing that Ling Su would not come to him for a while, and immediately sneaked away in the direction of the study.
"Di Di Di—" the ball system prompt sounded.
Xiao Luo opened his eyes in confusion and was speechless.
Ling Xuan: Fatty, where are you going
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I went to the W University forum to take a look.
Ling Xuan: If you are not too timid, you are not afraid of Ling Xiaosu finding out
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Make a Face.jpg
"Ling Xiaosu, your little chubby ran to the study!" Ling Xuan "Miss" exclaimed exaggeratedly.
Xiao Luo was speechless, this guy was just suffocating.
"Wash your potatoes and scrape the skins clean." Ling Su's voice was ruthless.
Xiao Luo smiled secretly, turned on his computer, climbed to the W Forum to find the School of Computer Science, to see if anyone complained about how unreliable their new consultant Ling was.
The forum partition goes in, and the title of the first HOT post is quite obvious: Shock! The new Professor Ling is actually such a person...
#These days, when I talk about a professor, expert, consultant, etc., my first impression is: Well, it's an old man! In the morning, I heard Ergoudan from the next door say that there is a new professor in our Department of Computer Science. He has the title of Honorary Consultant. When I heard this, my surname was Ling, and my first reaction was: Hey, isn't that the same as Senior Ling from the Finance Department? Maybe it's a middle-aged handsome man with a charming uncle level! As a result, I took a look in the afternoon, damn, I have to take back what I said before! #
Xiao Luo clapped the table and laughed wildly, the person who posted this is quite funny.
In all fairness, Ling Xuan's "Miss" is actually quite temperamental when she wears formal clothes and is serious and unsmiling.
He stepped on the down arrow key and continued to look down.
#My mind suddenly went blank at that time, as if a group of little angels were singing Hallelujah~Hallelujah~! He is a handsome guy, a super handsome guy, with long hair fluttering and a great temperament! This is the photo I took secretly: [Picture][Picture][Picture]! The profile is so beautiful, kneeling and licking! #
Xiao Luo scratched his chin, feeling that his shit shoveling officer was more handsome, Ling Xuan "Miss" should belong to the category of beauty, beauty beyond gender, but not a mother. pity-
This fellow obviously doesn't care much about his appearance, and often does some unscrupulous things.
#beautiful isn't it? My friends and I were amazed! I thought it was a big star who went to the wrong studio! As a result, the little brother walked to the podium, copied the USB flash drive to the computer, opened the courseware, and when the bell rang, he introduced himself to us. Here is a short video for everyone to experience. #
Xiao Luo moved the mouse and clicked on the small video. He thought that "Miss" Ling Xuan was probably making a joke. In fact, he was wrong again.
Ling Xuan in the video looks very elite, and his demeanor can be called mature and stable, without any flaws.
#little brother said his name is Lingxuan, he graduated from Harvard, hey, he looks so young! I always thought that Senior Ling was the number one handsome guy in the sky, but now I can't help but want to defect, what should I do? #
Xiao Luo snorted, thinking that little girl, your knowledge is too shallow, how can this brain-dead "little sister" be compared with his shit shoveling officer
Xiao Luo didn't read the following content carefully, but glanced at it casually, and found that this post was praising Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" from the beginning to the end, and the floor that was replied to below basically had no black spots.
Never thought of it!
Xiao Luo forked off the web page and erased the traces of use at will. No matter how he thought about it, he felt incredible.
so-
Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was just eating, drinking and bragging about the content of Dashan, is it actually true
"Ling Xiaosu, the potatoes have been washed for you."
"Wash the hairy crabs."
"Oh, you bought so much, but I don't think I can eat enough by myself."
"Not for you."
"Hey, so stingy!"
Xiao Luo pricked up his ears, overheard for a while, and reaffirmed the king's evaluation of Ling Xuan's "little sister": brainless!
Maybe a word can be added after it: Shou
After the little orange cat landed, he quickly ran back to the sofa in the living room, and continued to hold the bottle to suck, flicking his tail, looking very leisurely.
Ah, the pig-like life!
Xiao Luo was sighing with emotion when there was a knock on the door. He quickly stood up and was about to open the door, but Ling Xuan, "Miss Sister", was one step faster than him and ran over.
"Ouch, here comes the food and drink." This flat tone is really hopeless.
"Are you qualified to speak to others?" The king asked in a casual manner, without being affected at all, he bypassed the other party and walked to the sofa in the living room.
"Meow!" Your Majesty, you are back! I went to the supermarket with Ling Xiaosu in the afternoon and bought a lot of food!
"Well." The king reached out and touched the little orange cat's head, then turned to look at Ling Su who was busy in the kitchen, "Ling Su, I'll take Xiao Chuan out."
Ling Su stopped what he was doing, walked over, and asked, "Senior Xiao Ye, can you be back before dinner time?" He wisely didn't ask the other party where to take the little orange cat. Let him know.
"I can be back before 5:30." The king estimated the time and waved to the little orange cat.
Xiao Luo was a little puzzled, but the aura on the king's body would not deceive people, and there was no such thing as being faked. Knowing that the king was his master, he naturally trusted him with all his heart and immediately rushed forward.
"Little fat." Ling Su hesitated.
Xiao Luo turned his head suspiciously and let out a meow, but saw his shit shovel officer wave his hand, but he didn't say a word, it felt a little weird, but he didn't have time to think about it, he had already been carried away from the apartment by the king.
"Little Fatty just followed a stranger, aren't you worried?" Ling Xuan asked casually.
Ling Su turned around and stuffed a hairy crab into the other's hand again: "It's not a stranger." What he is more worried about now is, will Xiao Ye take Xiaopang away in the future
"Meow?" Your Majesty, where are we going
Xiao Luo was lying in the arms of the baby-faced youth and asked with his head raised. For a moment, he actually wanted to ask: Your Majesty, since you are my master, why are you hiding it from me
But he didn't dare to ask, for fear that once some secrets are exposed, terrible things will happen, just like all pets with ball systems, once ordinary humans find out that they have a special way to transform into humans, they will be Forced stripping off the ball is the same as the ball system.
Furthermore, if Master doesn't say it, there must be his concerns and reasons. Anyway, he knows it well himself.
"Take you to catch mice." The king said with a smile.
Xiao Luo was shocked: "Meow!" You must be joking!
The king didn't say a word, and walked all the way to the parking lot with the little orange cat. Xiao Luo glanced at the bright yellow sports car parked on the far right and was the most coquettish.
As a result, the king opened the door and put him in the passenger seat.
Xiao Luo's mood is particularly complicated: I always feel that Master is concealing his identity in order to... release himself
"Meow?" Your Majesty, do you have a driver's license
"Yes." The king threw his driver's license away.
Xiao Luo picked up his front paws and found that the date above was a bit weird. The validity period: February 30, 2020 to February 30, 2026.
This is a fake certificate, it is too unreliable!
When he found that the king stepped on the accelerator, and the sports car rushed out like a fly, Xiao Luo finally understood: this driver's license should be a fake one made by the king himself.
"Meow!" Your Majesty, you forgot to fasten your seat belt!
"Oh." The tone of voice was light and cloudy, and the next second, the seat belt was automatically fastened.
Xiao Luo firmly grasped the mat under his feet, and sincerely felt that his shit shovel officer would be safer to drive. If there is nothing wrong in the future, he must not ride in the king's car casually. He is just joking with his own life!
All the way, the wind and electricity slackened, and the amazing thing is that the king never ran a red light once, and a dozen traffic lights were smooth all the way. There is only one thing: speeding is serious.
The speed limit of 60 yards of the lot, at least drive up to one hundred and two.
Xiao Luo couldn't help but start to worry: If the king is caught by the uncle of the traffic police, if he goes out with a driver's license that looks like a fake one, will he be detained
However, the luck of the king was really good, and the journey was safe, only Xiao Luo was frightened in a cold sweat.
When the car stopped, less than half an hour had passed.
"Meow?" LOLO Pet Xuan? Whoops, I'm back here again.
"Your Majesty, why are you here?" Petal-headed little loli sitting behind the counter stood up suddenly with a surprised look on her face.
Xiao Luo remembered this little loli, a character he had drawn once with a random transformation card, called Ye Wei, a satanic leaf-tailed gecko with stealth and petrification skills. The key point is: the gender is male.
Before he was adopted back by Ling Su, Ye Wei was the temporary owner of the LOLO Pet Pavilion. Pseudo-Loli did nothing else and played a copy of the game against the computer every day.
"Give him an injection." The king walked in with the little orange cat in his arms.
Xiao Luo looked around, the pet shop was the same as he remembered, the only change was that there were two more little golden retrievers where he and Er Ha were originally staying, and they looked like the full moon.
"Are you getting a vaccine, Your Majesty?" Ye Wei asked enthusiastically, "I checked the records, and this golden gradation has been two months old, and you can also get a healthy body shot."
"Yeah." The king nodded and handed the little orange cat to the other party. "His spiritual body has been unstable recently, so give him some medicine by the way."
"Okay! Your Majesty, wait a moment, there's new kitten food over there, do you want to take a look?"
Xiao Luo listened to the conversation between the king and Ye Wei, and he was a little confused: The mysterious backstage behind LOLO Pet Xuan is the king, right? But why doesn't it seem right
"Little cat, don't be afraid, I'm very skilled, I'll never feel anything after one injection!" Ye Wei took the little orange cat and walked to the disinfection room, while swearing.
Xiao Luo let out a meow, turned to look at the king, and found that the other party had already walked to the cat daily necessities area. When he recalled the last time the king specially brought him a backpack for food, his heart couldn't help but warm: Why is my master so caring? !
Ye Wei said that his skills are very good, and he really didn't lie to the cat. After two shots, Xiao Luo didn't respond. It is estimated that he was secretly used by the other party's petrification skills, and his five senses were dull.
After the injection and the medicine, Xiao Luo felt much better, and the most intuitive manifestation was that his chubby body had shrunk, and after the puffiness was lifted, he felt refreshed and refreshed!
"Little cat, what's your relationship with the king? Tell me secretly, okay?" Ye Wei asked quietly after taking off her mask.
Xiao Luo pondered: This is a monster, and its level is not low. If he can serve as a temporary store owner in LOLO Pet Pavilion, it should not be a villain, so he tilted his head in a cute way: "Meow!" The king is my idol! Mighty and domineering, handsome and cool, invincible in the world!
Ye Wei: "... Flatterer."
Xiao Luo shook his body indifferently, thinking to himself: Invincible in the world or something, it's actually not wrong, looking at Ling Xuan's arrogant and domineering appearance, in front of the king, he has to be obediently beaten!
"All these, check out." The king picked out a pile of cat food and cans, as well as a few clothes for cats.
Xiao Luo's eyes widened in surprise: Why didn't I realize that Master was still a shopaholic at heart
"Okay! Your Majesty, please wait a moment." Ye Wei took out a shoulder bag from the counter and stuffed all the things in it. Xiao Luo was stunned when she saw it: This shopping bag is really luxurious.
The king handed over a black card, Xiao Luo didn't see the consumption amount clearly, thinking about the 1998 package that Ling Su was slaughtered when he first came, it should be quite a lot.
"This Guling Pill, once a day, one course of treatment a week." Ye Wei handed the beautifully packaged square box to the king, and patted the little orange cat's head, "Little cat, go home and take the medicine, your health is great. clatter!"
This cute tone doesn't look like a boy no matter what.
"It's 4:50." The king glanced at his watch and said to Xiao Luo, "The time is a bit rushed."
Around 5 o'clock, it is the peak traffic period, and there is a high probability of traffic jams on the road, which means that it is a little difficult to rush back before 5:30.
Xiao Luo understood this, but what he couldn't understand was the meaning of the king's last glance, until—
Sao Bao's bright yellow sports car suddenly grew wings and propellers like Transformers, and turned into a helicopter!
Xiao Luo was completely shocked.
"Meow?" Your Majesty, can you fly a helicopter
"I have a driver's license."
The king threw away a driver's license. Needless to say, it was a fake one.
Xiao Luo wanted to cry but had no tears: Master, I finally understand your good intentions. You have been hiding your true identity from me, in fact, you are trying to build a taller image for me, right
At half past five, the king returned to Professor W's apartment building on time with the little orange cat and a bag of cat food on his back.
With the concerted efforts of Ling Su and Ling Xuan's "little sister", the sumptuous dinner has been brought to the table.
Steamed hairy crabs, scallops with garlic vermicelli, steamed tuna, steamed cod, steamed large yellow croaker, crucian carp tofu soup, kelp and wolfberry pork ribs soup, stewed chicken soup with mushrooms, steamed okra, hot and sour potato shreds, hot and sour baby dishes... The table is about to be full!
Especially the big plate of hairy crabs in the middle, Xiao Luo's saliva was drooling when he saw it.
What to do, he really wants to transform into an adult, and then feast on it!
Ling Su's craftsmanship is definitely not blowing, it's full of color and fragrance! The only downside is that he doesn't put much salt in his cooking, of course there's a reason for that.
Xiao Luo licked his tongue, feeling that he was about to lose his grip!
"The watermelon will be cut later, so let's sit down and eat first." Ling Su set the tableware and smiled back at the little orange cat, "Little Fatty, I have reserved a place for you too."
"Meow?"
Xiao Luo replied suspiciously. He thought that the shit shovel officer would continue to find an excuse to go out today and reserve time for him to eat.
When he was carried to his seat, Xiao Luo was still a little dazed. There was also a plate in front of him. It looked the same size as his shit shovel officer, but the plate was already full of food, all in small portions. servings of fish, chicken breast, mashed potatoes and okra, and crab meat that takes up a third of the plate space! The plump and tender crab meat is poured with a layer of golden crab roe...
Xiao Luo's saliva came out: "Meow!" Ling Xiaosu, I must give you thirty-two likes!
"Today's dish is the real delicacy!" Ling Xuan "Miss" sighed with emotion, "It's a pity that it was a little overcooked."
Can't get over it? Ling Su prepared dinner for Xiao Luo first, and then added salt for them to eat at the end. Whether this dish was good soup, the stewing time was too long.
Xiao Luo lowered his head calmly, deeply moved: How can my shit shovel officer be so warm! Hold Ling Xiaosu tightly for the rest of your life, and never let go!
"Ling Xiaosu's craftsmanship is good, your daughter-in-law will be blessed in the future!" Ling Xuan, "Miss", while peeling the hairy crabs, did not forget to nudge, "It's a pity that someone can't even cook instant noodles, this life is doomed to be lonely. ."
Xiao Luo quickly glanced at the king sitting opposite him, and encouraged the master with his eyes: Quick, beat him!
It's a pity that the king didn't care about this little ginseng rooster at all, and grabbed the food without saying a word.
On the contrary, Ling Xuan was very angry: "I said, why are you always robbing my food!"
"You're talking too much nonsense." The king went down with chopsticks again, snatched the chicken leg that Ling Xuan "Miss" had in the picture, put it in his bowl, and nibbled it clean.
Xiao Luo happily purred for a while, and continued to bow his head to eat...
"Don't worry, eat slowly." Ling Su stared at the little orange cat attentively, but he didn't care about the behavior of the two beside him. He always adhered to the good habit of being 70% full for dinner, and never scrambled for food. Besides, this table The meal was originally prepared for the guests, as for the chubby one
It's all unsalted, no one will snatch it!