My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 7: cause

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Ling Su found that since he was dug out from the closet, Xiao Chuan had become very clingy, and he would act coquettishly and want to touch it. His head touched his chin, and the little orange cat was so comfortable that he kept purring.

At sunset, Mao Tuanzi, who was full and happy, slumped back to the cat's den with satisfaction, and went to sleep, leaving the shit shovel officer alone to face the work that should have been done long ago, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

There is a legend circulating among the wealthy and famous families in country C, only a few people know: the little guy from the low-key and mysterious LOLO Pet Xuan in Z city has magical power, and his intelligence is higher than that of ordinary animals. He is treated with heart and fed with love. Get incredible rewards.

When Ling Su was born, there was an expert who made a fortune for him, saying that he was a genius of the sky and the emperor was reincarnated, but he was destined to have a big disaster at the age of twenty-two. The key to overcoming the calamity lies in a cat.

Ling Su's charisma as a leader, outstanding predictive ability, and talent for business since he was a child, Grandpa Ling was very pleased when he saw it, but he was also secretly anxious, but his precious grandson was not willing to keep cats.

Finally, when Ling Su was twenty-two years old, he accidentally got a LOLO pet Xuan exchange card. After being told the result of the expert's fortune-telling and the legend, he collected a lot of actual cases: First of all, it was The vice dean of W University, after adopting the guinea pig who loves to learn, was promoted from assistant professor to dean in just one year. Of course, there is no lack of his own efforts; secondly, the richest man in J city After being sentenced to the terminal stage of cancer, he had to wait until he died, but miraculously survived, it is said that the white parrot he raised was from LOLO Pet House.

There are still many such examples. After the disasters turned into good fortune, the parties seldom publicized it, but one by one began to be keen to donate to the Animal Protection Association. After collecting such a traceable behavior, Ling Su found that the suspicious cases were as high as three digits.

Coupled with Grandpa Ling's persuasion, Ling Su embarked on the road to LOLO Pet Pavilion suspiciously.

He has no special preference for cats, as long as he is well-behaved and quiet, he doesn't want to disrupt his work and life rhythm just because there is an extra cat around him. But when he saw the little orange cat for the first time, Ling Su had a hunch: in the future, he would probably do a lot of things that violated the principles for this little guy.

like now-

On the computer desk, on a pile of documents to be reviewed and signed, lay a few cat hairs sporadically, reminding him solemnly: This day, he wasted all his time on Xiao Chuan.

Looking back at the cat slaves beside him, Ling Su actually felt that he could fully understand the mood, this fluffy little guy is indeed too attractive!

However, the work has to go on.

After preparing Xiao Pang's dinner, Ling Su left the apartment with his unfinished work.

When Xiao Luo woke up, it was already completely dark. There was a wall lamp in the living room, milk cakes and water prepared by the shit shovel officer, and half a bottle of warm milk powder were placed beside the cat litter. Kind words.

[My king, my king, I love you like a flower blooming in March. Come out! My mighty ball!]When he shouted the password for the second time, Xiao Luo no longer felt ashamed. He only felt that this "king" was very powerful, and the number one in the world's hacker list was probably not even a finger in front of him.

Open the personal homepage of the ball system and check the balance: popularity value -999, charm value -520, love value +1111;

After the previous hard practice, shameless coquetry and cuteness, Xiao Luo came to the conclusion: the popularity value is completely calculated by the head, all he can get on Ling Su's side is the charm value, to be coquettish, to hug, to Touch, every time it's soaring like +20, and soon, he will be able to get rid of the burden of negative charm value!

But what about popularity

Xiao Luo was a little annoyed. He clicked on the mall page at will, and couldn't help but click on the popular hot sale, drooling at the [Wish Card].

"Di Di Di-" is a very primitive message prompt.

Xiao Luo looked back and saw that there was a message from @Everyone in [The King's Harem], and he opened it curiously.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Find a C language source program: an integer, it is a perfect square number after adding 100, and adding 168 is a perfect square number, what is the number? Reward: 200 Popularity Points + 200 Charisma Points.

Xiao Luo took a look, this is a question for him! Strangely, no one said a word.

He looked at Luo Baibai's head again, it was a guinea pig, and when he thought of the fact that the vice president of W University was also named Luo, Xiao Luo suddenly felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary.

Guinea Pig - Luo Baibai: No one will? The reward is doubled, come to a master to help me solve it, otherwise I will definitely not be able to sleep tonight.

Macaw-Coco: In vain, you should go back and ask your Lao Luo, we can't help you, it's too difficult.

Hamster-Wuhuan: Baibai, you are so good at learning, I am so ashamed, I have eaten too much these days, and I am holding on again. I will withdraw first and go exercise.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Hey, Lao Luo is going on a date.

Xiao Luo watched intently, these bubbling ones, plus the ones who swiped and chatted before, each of them was the avatar of an animal, and the format of the user name was the breed plus the name, so—

Are all the animals in this king's harem group full of sperm? !

It wasn't until later that Xiao Luo knew that every one in this group went out of the LOLO Pet Pavilion.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I can solve this problem.

Guinea Pig - Luo Baibai: Hey, is he a newcomer? Hello, I added you as a friend, let's chat privately.

Xiao Luo looked at his username a bit tangled. He tried twice and couldn't change it. It seemed that his skills were not enough. After confirming Luo Baibai's friend application, he could check the balance of the other party's wallet. Some doubts.

Luo Baibai's popularity value: +99999, charm value +99999, love value +1.

If the other party is really the guinea pig from the vice president's house of W University, it's not surprising that the popularity value and charm value are not surprising. There are many fans of this guinea pig who loves to learn in the whole W University.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, why is your love value so high? I'm so envious, drooling.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't know either, but I am very envious of the popularity and charm!

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: This is very simple. As long as more human beings know of your existence, like you, and give you gifts or something, it will go up, but my love value has not been able to go up. . I really want to redeem a limited-time transformation card...

Xiao Luo looked at his balance in surprise. Since the value of love is so difficult to increase, where did his +1111 come from? Looking at Luo Baibai's coveting the transformation card, it is not difficult to infer that these animals that are about to become sperm have no way to transform into adults, but they are indeed higher in intelligence than ordinary animals, and their IQ is almost comparable to that of teenagers. child.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Bai Bai, I'll give you the source code of that question first. In addition, can love value be traded

Xiao Luo quickly waved his claws. Anyway, Ling Su was not there, so he didn't have to worry about anything. Luo Baibai's task was completed in less than a minute, and the system prompted him to receive the transfer from the other party.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Your Majesty should have special considerations, so only this love value cannot be transferred, and I don't know how to get it. Ah, Lao Luo is back, I'll go offline first, bye bye.

Xiao Luo looked at the other person's avatar that turned gray in an instant, and then turned to look at his balance: Popularity value -599, Charisma value -120, Love value +1111, negative numbers turned positive, just around the corner!

"DiDi-" The only avatar in the friend directory flashed, it was Erha.

Husky-Little Er: Little Meow, how did you change your name

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: I don't know.

Husky-Little Er: I haven't seen you for a day, your balance is all negative, woohoo, I wanted to borrow some from you to grab some dried fish.

Xiao Luo helped his forehead helplessly, the ball system is such a powerful existence that defies the sky, a positive example is like Luo Baibai, a proper big winner, a bad one is like Erha, it is estimated that he will focus on eating and spend the balance It's gone, after all, although this guy is a little bit old, his ability to act coquettish and cute is not low at all.

Of course, the worst is himself: the popularity and charm values are all negative!

Husky-Xiao Er: Xiao Xiao, why has your love value increased so much all of a sudden

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: I don't know.

Husky-Little Er: Aren't you going to exchange the limited-time transformation card

The other party's reaction once again verified Xiao Luo's guess: the transformation card is very precious to them, just like a child who wants to grow up to live a free and unrestrained life and no longer be controlled by adults, Luo Baibai is fine, two Ha, no matter what, I want to experience the feeling of becoming a human being.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No need for now.

If it is really like what they say, the way to obtain love points is very difficult, he needs to cherish this +1111 points even more, and use them on the blade at critical moments.

After chatting with Er Ha for a while, Xiao Luo exited the ball system, and the hour hand had already pointed to eight o'clock.

The little orange cat stretched, climbed out of the cathouse, and walked towards the study with a clear goal. Before Ling Su came back, he needed to log on Qiuqiu again to ask Master something, and check the information of LOLO Pet Xuan by the way.

Papa, pata, pata, the keyboard tapping sounded quickly, and there was an occasional pause. It was inconvenient for the cat's paws to step on the buttons on the mechanical keyboard, and the probability of errors was relatively high.

Master's ball number was not online, he left after leaving a message, then opened the web page and began to search for the information he wanted, but unexpectedly found a post.

#Check out all the cute things that are becoming more and more enchanting recently, and the guinea pig who is on live broadcast#

The author has something to say: C language source program: an integer, it is a perfect square number after adding 100, and adding 168 is a perfect square number, what is the number

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