My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 70: Is it a marriage?

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Ling Su was woken up by the little orange cat. When he opened his eyes, he found that his little chubby had gained a lot of weight again. Thinking about how fat and thin he was playing, the shit shovel officer couldn't help but ask, "Little chubby. Fat, did you run to steal something last night?"

Xiao Luo let out a meow, hugged the shit shoveling officer and rubbed hard, and his kung fu was first-rate in acting cute and foolish.

Stealing? It doesn't matter, before he was "expelled" by the king, he just ate two more inner pills. After he came back, he didn't close his eyes, he just stared at Ling Su and used his staring skills. The shit shovel officer's face was almost burned by his eyes Two flowers came out, and the little orange cat's body was still chubby.

Obviously, there is excess energy and puffiness.

"Little Fatty, what are you going to do?" After Ling Su got up, the little orange cat kept following behind him, staring at people from washing and dressing, and kept meowing and acting cute and coquettish. , it just makes people tired.

The little orange cat hugged the shit shovel officer's trousers, not letting go.

Xiao Luo thought about a few hours ago, there were storms, thunder and lightning outside, and all kinds of dangers. Ling Su went out now, what would he do if he was targeted again

He must go together!

"Are you going for a morning run too?" Ling Su thought for a while and asked back.

"Meow~" The little orange cat climbed up neatly, all the way to the shoulder of the shit shovel officer, its round body shrunk into a ball, looking like a ball from a distance.

"Okay, then be good, don't run around." Ling Su has nothing to do with him. In fact, most of the time, the shit shovel officer can only compromise in front of his master.

Xiao Luo's trick succeeded, and he looked up to the sky and shouted: "Ow—"

Ling Su: …

The early morning air was a little cold, and the golden sunlight penetrated through the clouds and landed faintly.

Xiao Luo looked around all the way, and found that everything was safe and sound, and his heart was slightly calm.

Many juniors and juniors who saw Ling Su would take the initiative to say hello to him.

"Senior Ling, good morning!"

"Ling Su, why did you bring Xiao Pang for a run today?"

"Morning, my little chubby is too clingy. He hugged me coquettishly and refused to let go. I really can't do anything about him..."

Just bumping into a familiar face, Ling Su said a little bit more, and people who didn't know this doting tone thought he was talking about his girlfriend.

Yang Liu laughed and greeted the little orange cat: "Hey, little fat! Why are you fat again?"

Xiao Luo is angry, saying that others are fat as soon as they meet, this is very rude behavior!

The little orange cat's eyes widened in anger, and it looked more like a ball.

"Little Fatty, let brother touch it?" Yang Bai reached out to touch the cat's head, but Ling Su dodged it lightly, so he couldn't help protesting, "Aren't you Ling Su? Don't even touch it?"

The shit shovel officer replied solemnly: "Don't touch it. I can only touch it myself."

Xiao Luo let out a happy meow, took the opportunity to hug Ling Su's neck, licked the shit shovel officer's cheek, and suddenly froze: No, you obviously didn't object to the king touching it! Is it—

Ling Su has already guessed the identity of the king

Thinking about it carefully, with the fresh and refined mind of his shit shoveling officer, he might have guessed a little clue.

"Little Fatty, hold on tight."

"Meow!"

Xiao Luo responded cheerfully, and then—

Meow meow meow meow... I almost couldn't speak, the wind was too strong.

Originally, according to Ling Su's habit, the morning run would last for an hour, but today, because he was worried that the little orange cat would not adapt to it, he deliberately slowed down and reduced the time to half of the original time. However, when he went to the cafeteria to buy At breakfast, Xiao Luo was still turned into a silly cat by the wind.

"Meow?" Where is this, why am I here

"Do you want to follow me out tomorrow?" Ling Su rubbed the cat's head in tears, "Wouldn't it be better to stay at home and sleep?"

"Meow..." I don't follow, what if you are captured by a monster

Xiao Luo was hanging on the shit shovel officer, half-squinting, looking at the cup of soy milk in Ling Su's hand, plus two vegetables and two egg buns, and couldn't help worrying: Do you feel like eating so much

But this egg bun smells so good! The saliva is a little overflowing.

"Little Fatty, you can't eat this. I'll make you an egg custard at night?" Ling Su forced a smile and pushed back the cat's head, which kept moving forward, "I heard from Senior Xiao Ye that you've been two months old. You can eat cat food, if you don't like milk powder, I'll go back and change it for you."

"Meow?" Cat food? If you don't like it, I like your cooking!

Xiao Luo himself has also secretly seen the kitten cat food that the king brought him back. It is a natural salt-free formula and is rich in various nutrients and minerals that kittens need. I prefer Ling Su's cooking.

The meaning is different, there is a feeling of happiness!

"I'm going to Uncle Luo's house for dinner at noon today. In the afternoon, I'll take you to the supermarket?"

"Meow~"

Xiao Luo took the opportunity to kiss the shit shovel officer, and then turned his head to look elsewhere. This time, he was surprised: Daoist Qingfeng

He looked at Daoist Qingfeng's face for fourteen years. The master he remembered was a middle-aged uncle with good features and attractive features. However, one day he found out that the uncle was not his master, but a young man with a baby face. Yes, this feeling... thief sour.

Daoist Qingfeng also saw Ling Su and his cat at the same time. He probably didn't know that the king had lost his vest. Now he smiled and greeted him, "Little... fat, he is growing so fast."

Xiao Luo: There is no love in life.jpg

"Why did the Taoist priest suddenly come to W?" Ling Su still remembered the courier sent to Ling's house, the two amulets that were said to be hard to find, and the hexagram occupied by the other party when he was born, he knew quite well : This is a veritable master.

The moment he saw Daoist Qingfeng, he was a little worried, but soon, his senses returned, and Ling Su found that he was worrying unnecessarily.

The Taoist priest should be someone who knows the inside story.

"Someone asked me to come here to tell the fortune." Daoist Qingfeng was very calm, and he looked like an expert in the world, but he kept wondering in his heart: Who was the person who sent him a message last night

When he saw the person, the Taoist priest was shocked.

Xiao Luo was also surprised.

Ling Su's expression on his face was well controlled, but he also looked at Ling Xuan in confusion: "You want to tell fortune?"

"Hmm. It's weird?" Ling Xuan "Miss" was standing at the door of the apartment in a T-shirt and jeans with long hair fluttering.

Xiao Luo secretly swallowed his saliva, of course it's strange, this is an old old monster! To actually invite a demon hunter to fortune-telling? Just hot eyes.

The little orange cat calmly looked inside the door of Ling Xuan's apartment, and found that the scene of the car accident the day before had been cleaned up. Thinking that the big demon has a lot of tricks, it will naturally not be embarrassed by such a little thing.

Ling Su didn't say a word. In front of Daoist Qingfeng, it was naturally inconvenient for him to delve into how unscientific Ling Xuan had always insisted that he never believed in fate, and yet had to find someone for fortune-telling.

Before, Ling Xuan said that he came back to China to wait for someone who was destined, but Ling Su never took it seriously, because he always remembered that this "little sister" specially taught the culprit who made him wear women's clothes for a few years before going abroad. How horrific was the culprit.

"Master Qingfeng, my house is a bit messy at the moment, why don't we go next door?" Ling Xuan "Miss" said with a smile.

"Okay." Daoist Qingfeng was stared horribly.

The so-called next door is the apartment where the king lives.

Xiao Luo thought that the king would drive out Ling Xuan's "little sister", but he didn't. All the people sat down, including him and Ling Su.

The layout and decoration style of each apartment in the professor's apartment building are similar. The biggest difference on the king's side is the large display screen in the living room and the matching luxury cinema equipment. Seeing this posture, Xiao Luo thought of the king holding a mobile phone. Look at that scene in Journey to the West.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm sorry, Daoist Qingfeng, my surname is Ling, and my name is Xuan. This time I ask you to make a special trip, because I need your help for something personally." Ling Xuan "Miss Sister "He said with a smile, "Because I don't have your contact information, I borrowed... Xiao Ye's cell phone."

Hearing Xiao Ye's name again, Xiao Luo said: "Master, you are so good at naming names, I'm a little hungry.

"Does Mr. Ling want to test words or fortune?" Qingfengdao glanced at the baby-faced youth on the other side of the sofa, Xiao Ye? Well, after having known each other for so many years, it was the first time he knew that the king also had a name.

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" smiled even more: "I heard that the Taoist priest is good at helping people calculate marriage, why don't you help me find out, where is my marriage?"

Who lied this! He's obviously a monster hunter! Qingfengdao's face is not obvious, but he still maintains the style of a master's immortal style, and said calmly: "To tell the truth, I'm not good at helping people fortune-telling, but Mr. Ling is really lucky. A few days ago, I just got a marriage stone."

"Marriage stone?" The king finally raised a little spirit, "Is that the marriage stone?"

"This marriage stone is not that marriage stone, but it has a unique effect. Just drop the blood of your fingertips into the stone, close your eyes and rest, and you will be able to see the person you have destined for."

"Is it so amazing?" Ling Xuan asked curiously, "Have you tried it yourself?"

Daoist Qingfeng smiled and shook his head: "People who practice cultivation need to have a clear mind and few desires."

Xiao Luo shook his hair, yawned, and sat on the shit shovel officer's lap to watch the play openly and openly: People who practice cultivation need to be pure in heart and few desires, so Daoist Qingfeng can only be a bachelor all his life

Congratulations to the bachelor family for adding a new member.

"You haven't tried it, how do you know if it's not working?" Ling Xuan asked.

Daoist Qingfeng put a pebble-sized white crystal stone on the table like a juggler, and his face did not change: "Try it and you will know."

"Meow!" Let me try!

Xiao Luo suddenly threw himself on the stone and hugged proudly.

Master Qingfeng:…

Ling Xuan "Miss" laughed: "Little Fatty, do you want to be so impatient? It's only been two months, and you're thinking of finding a wife?"

Ling Su silently squinted at Ling Xuan, who had an exaggerated expression, and stretched out his hand to the little orange cat: "Little Fatty, come back, don't make trouble. It hurts to have blood on your fingertips."

"Meow?" Blood on your fingertips

Xiao Luo looked down at his paws. Wouldn't it be enough to prick them with a needle? However, whether the pads of the cat's paws can recover as fast as human fingers, he is really not sure.

"Little orange cat, what are you messing with?" Well, even the king said.

Xiao Luo had to jump back onto Ling Su's lap unwillingly. In fact, whether he tried it or not, it would have little effect on him. Anyway, he had already made up his mind to follow Ding Ling Su in his life. Not half of him.

On the contrary, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" is so eager to know about her other half, and she always feels that something is wrong.

Does the old monster also have a day when his heart is rippling

"Let me borrow this stone for a while, and then return it to you." Ling Xuan "Miss" didn't plan to test it in front of so many people, she took the stone into her hand and said, "Daoist, you don't mind. Bar?"

The brazenness is properly portrayed incisively and vividly.

Daoist Qingfeng: "..." This is the first time he has seen such an unreasonable person, oh no, it's a monster.

Moreover, it is a big demon with a level similar to the big lazy cat, and the strength is so powerful that people can't refuse.

"I will keep an eye on him and prevent him from swallowing your belongings." The king added indifferently.

Daoist Qingfeng was relieved immediately: "Yes."

Xiao Luo watched silently, feeling filled with emotion in his heart: My master is really powerful, even Daoist Qingfeng, who is hard to find, obeys his words!

Leaving the marriage stone, Daoist Master Qingfeng left immediately, as if he was running away. He walked in a hurry. Xiao Luo felt a lot of pity. After thinking deeply, he realized: Daoist priest must have noticed something on Ling Xuan's "little sister". Demonic!

In the face of two big monsters, the poor monster hunter can only be slaughtered by the monsters, and if he doesn't take the opportunity to escape, should he continue to stay and be slaughtered

Think about it.

"Ling Xiaosu, do you want to try the legendary marriage stone?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" shook the stone in her hand, her expression was quite beating, "As soon as a drop of blood goes down, you can find the one you are destined for in this life. man."

"Meow!" Your tone sounds like a kraft paper advertisement posted on a telephone pole, unreliable.

"No, I'll take Xiao Pang back first, he hasn't had breakfast yet." Ling Su shook his head slightly, not because he didn't believe in the marriage stone, but he had already found the person he wanted to be with for the rest of his life.

Huh? Xiao Luo glanced at the shit shovel officer in surprise, he thought Ling Su would want to try it.

"By the way, help me make one too." Ling Xuan said with a smile.

"You're so old, do you still want to drink milk powder?" Ling Su asked in surprise while holding the little orange cat.

Ling Xuan's "Miss" was stunned, and before he could say a word, he heard the other person continue: "These days, if a man can't cook, he will not be able to marry a wife, you are not too young, you should practice hard. Practice your cooking."

"Hey! I can find someone who can cook!"

Xiao Luo stuck out his tongue and let out a meow. The sarcasm couldn't be more obvious: It's really not easy to find a girl who is prettier than you and can cook. Just a little bit in front can wipe out 90% of the time. above people.

Although it has been two months, you don't need to continue drinking milk powder, but after returning, Ling Su still made a bottle of milk powder for the little orange cat.

"Little Fatty, feel wronged again, I'll improve your food at night." The shit shovel officer said gently.

Xiao Luo pounced coquettishly and hugged Ling Su's arm: "Meow!" No grievance, as long as you did it, I like it, oooooooo!

As a cat that is good at flattering, that's how slippery it is.

Half an hour later, the little orange cat was contentedly lying on the computer table with the bottle, turning around to see the charming appearance of his shit shoveling officer who was concentrating on his work, and a few cute little cuties who were swiping online with the king's harem group. chat.

Macaw-Coco: Lao Li is cooking for me clumsily. I hate it. [Image] [image]

My Neighbor Totoro-Sanhui: I dislike you, but you still take pictures to show off!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I'm too straight, that's what I said.

Macaw - Coco: Little Orange Cat! Have you given your opinion to the king

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, oops, forgot.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: I'll ask later.

Macaw-Coco: Don't forget the little orange cat!

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: I try my best.

The project is so vast that he feels he needs a few helpers, but—

The king has too many things to do, obviously it is not suitable to go to him, is there another candidate? The little guys in the harem group can't be counted on. The only special person he knows is Ling Xuan "Miss", but when he thinks of the other party's yang finger typing on the keyboard, Xiao Luo can't help shaking his head, looking for Luo Baibai is more reliable than looking for this "little sister".

Macaw-Coco: Fighting the Landlord, is there any one

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Raise your hand!

Macaw - Coco: You go and play!

Xiao Luo was silent, being disliked so frankly, really... hey! After thinking about it, he simply switched the window and ran to find the king, whose avatar was just lit.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, Coco said he would like to add a LOL port to the ball, look at this...

King: You can do it when you have time. If you want to do this, you don’t need to do the rest of the mini-games, but your most important task now is cultivation.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, I've already taken the time to stare at Ling Su twenty-four hours a day as much as possible. I feel that this practice is a bit... slow.

King: touch the dog's head.jpg

Xiao Luo stared at the picture with mixed emotions, feeling that the topic would continue to lead to a dead end, and quickly changed the topic.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, has "Miss" Ling Xuan found his fate

Your Majesty: In the early days of cultivation, you can achieve the desired goal by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, and sitting and concentrating, but now this environment is no longer the same as it used to be, unless you take you to Kunlun Mountain for cultivation, but I don’t think you are willing to leave Ling Su, etc. If you have passed the initial stage, you can ask Ling Xuan for a copy of the exercises.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: What kind of exercises

He thought that the king and Ling Xuan "little sister" were incompatible, so they fought each other as soon as they met, but now it seems that it is not the case, at least it is not as simple as he sees it on the surface.

King: Double cultivation practice.

puff! Xiao Luo spat out a mouthful of milk in his mouth.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Really

King: I don't know if it's true or not, maybe he's bragging.

Does this work

Xiao Luo chatted with the master for a while, and it was only when he finally said goodbye that he realized after realizing it: he was forcibly changed the subject by the master again! Although, he was not so curious about who Ling Xuan's "Miss" was.

"This stone is not very good." Ling Xuan "Miss" shoved the marriage stone into her pocket with an indignant expression on her face.

"Since it doesn't work, then give it back to Qingfeng." The king didn't bother to study it, he packed up his things and prepared to stay in the infirmary.

"I'll play for two more days." Ling Xuan "Miss" rolled his eyes, "Xiao Bai, why don't you try it?"

The king gave him a disinterested look: "Not interested."

"I don't believe that you are not at all curious about who your destiny is!"

"Didn't you say it doesn't work? If it doesn't work, why try it?" The king gave the other party a contemptuous look and left with his phone in his hand.

Leaving Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" standing in the same place with a sullen face: "You believe me when I say it?"

"Beep beep-"

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, how is your marriage test

Fortunately, some people are still curious, even if it is a cat.

Ling Xuan lay down on the sofa, playing with stones while chatting with Xiao Luo.

Ling Xuan: I tried it.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: What's the result

Ling Xuan: All kinds of unbelievable and unbelievable, I just blinded my aluminum alloy dog's eyes!

Looking at this, Xiao Luo couldn't help but think: Actually, if your destined person sees you like this, it is estimated that he will feel that he is blind.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I heard that you have a double cultivation method there, can you lend it to me

Ling Xuan: Yes, but you can't use it now, at least until your gaze proficiency is full.

Xiao Luo was startled, as expected of a big demon who has lived for an unknown number of years. This "little sister" actually knew exactly what skills the system gave him after he advanced! He looks back at his proficiency: 18/100, again as a result of his constant pressure marking.

It's still a long time before it's full.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, who is the big bug

Ling Xuan: Little Fatty, every time you want to dig something out of my mouth, your mouth is very sweet.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Miss, you are really smart!

Ling Xuan: But I can't tell you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: That's it, bye bye!

Xiao Luo decisively closed the dialog box, although the other party sometimes felt unreliable, but after thinking about it carefully, what Ling Xuan said was traceable after all.

He probably understood the difference between what he couldn't say and what he didn't want to say.

"Ouch—" The little orange cat lay down on the keyboard and looked at his account balance. The popularity value can be exchanged twice [Sneak into your dreamland quietly]. At present, there are sufficient sources of inner elixir, so he can temporarily ignore the exchange and practice. Dan, then tonight, the shit shovel officer must be brought down!

"Little Fatty, what are you doing?" As soon as Ling Su turned his head, he saw the little orange cat rolling on the keyboard, looking quite excited.

"Meow?"

Xiao Luo pretended to be stupid, stood up in a flash, and answered innocently. Seeing the shit shoveling officer smiled, he lowered his head and went to work again. Relying on the other party's inattentiveness, he pretended to open the fruit on the computer desktop as a cover. Be prepared to surreptitiously search the Internet for information.

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