Xiao Luo lay on the quilt and pretended to be dead, and watched Ling Su get up to take a bath, feeling like a heartless man, instantly embarrassed.
At 4:30 in the morning, when he was supposed to be the sleepiest and most tired, he couldn't fall asleep.
How can I get my gaze proficiency to 100/100 as soon as possible
After the proficiency is full, you can improve your cultivation through double cultivation...
The little orange cat rolled on the bed, thinking a little excited. After all, the dream is fake. If it is reality, it should feel different, right
Looking at the proficiency level of 21/100, Xiao Luo couldn't help but sighed. He clicked on the kick-off shopping mall to scan the goods, and his eyes finally fell on the wishing card. Redeem a wishing card once and make any wish come true!
If there is a wishing card, can the gaze proficiency be maxed immediately
He excitedly switched to his account balance and took a look. The popularity value was still more than 10,000, and the charm value came later. Perhaps because of the close contact just now, it suddenly soared to 80,000, so don't worry about the love value. Hurry up and start the live broadcast to earn more popularity!
Ling Su took a fighting bath and came out with water vapor still on his body. When he returned to the bedroom, he found that the heartless little orange cat was sleeping on all fours. Looking at him, he looked innocent and innocent.
Recalling the memory in his dream like drinking pieces, Ling Su couldn't help laughing. How could he have the illusion that the other party ran into his dream to seduce him
Maybe it's because I've dreamed about the same person several times in a row
"Little Fatty, is there anyone you like?"
"Meow?"
Xiao Luo responded knowingly, and found that the shit shovel officer was lying next to him wearing a bathrobe, exuding a charming charm, which made him want to turn into a wolf and jump up, just like he imagined as it has been.
Unfortunately, in the end, it was him who was knocked down.
It's unbelievably sad.
"I like it so much... Just seeing him makes my heart warm, and I want to take the initiative to get close to him, hug him, and do some unspeakable things to him..." The low voice felt extreme.
Xiao Luo felt that his mouth was getting dry again.
The answer must be yes!
"If he disappears one day, I'll probably go crazy, so..." Don't ask why, don't delve into those incredible things, just accept it all and wait for the day when a miracle happens.
"Meow!" There won't be that day, I will always be by your side, it is now, and it will be in the future, you will always be mine, I will not give you to anyone else, not even a cat!
Xiao Luo took the initiative to climb over, hugged the shit shovel officer's arm, and kept coquettish.
Ling Su smiled slightly, reached out to touch the little orange cat's head, and suddenly said, "Kiss one?"
"Meow?" Are you serious, shit shoveling
Then-
Ling Su kissed Mao Mao, feeling very complicated.
One person and one mischievous crooked for a while, and then fell asleep next to his head.
"Beep beep-"
Xiao Luo was woken up by the sound of the system's new message notification. Recently, he has developed the habit of hanging up 24 hours a day. I have to say, this habit is not bad. It is convenient for him to take the time to program a program and write a code.
Since he got the permission of the king, he can think about writing the League of Legends into the ball system as a gift to all the little guys in the harem group. One day in the future, when he returns to his body, When I can't chat with these cute little creatures, they can still remember that there was an orange cat who was their good friend while playing games...
Suddenly, Xiao Luo felt a little sad.
He sat up, looked around, and found that Ling Su was not there. At this point, he should have gone out for a morning run.
Didn't wake him up!
Xiao Luo snorted in dissatisfaction, thinking that Ling Xiaosu of his family should feel sorry for him when he was still young and wanted him to sleep for a while, and immediately became happy again, rolled around on the spot, and then opened the new news.
Ling Xuan: I made breakfast, do you want to eat it, chubby
Yo, is it going to rain red
He clearly remembered that not long ago, "Miss" Ling Xuan said that she was looking for a daughter-in-law who could cook, but now she is actually making breakfast herself
Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Can you eat it
Although the other party is not the eldest young master who does not touch the sun with his fingers, but—
Thinking about Ling Xiaosu of his family, and looking at the virtue of the master across from him, Xiao Luo couldn't help shivering.
Ling Xuan: Why can't you eat it? I'll pick you up.
The tone is quite strong, and it doesn't give people a choice.
Xiao Luo didn't reply, the next second, Ling Xuan "Miss" appeared in front of him out of thin air in her home clothes, picked up the little orange cat and left.
"Meow!" My family Ling Xiaosu said, I can only drink milk powder and eat cat food without salt. Does your breakfast meet the requirements
"It's enough to turn you back into a human, you can really pick things up."
"Meow?" You are obviously asking me, how can you say that I pick something up, if I eat a bad stomach, my family Ling Xiaosu will feel distressed, and the king will beat you!
Xiao Luo humbly retorted, fully demonstrating how tough his backstage is.
It was not until he was transformed back into a human form by Ling Xuan that he stopped chattering and laughed successfully. The feeling of being able to change back into a human form without wasting love points is amazing! But the problem is-
"Miss Ling Xuan, how did you make me look like you?"
"if not?"
"Of course it looks like my deity!"
"Please have a meal, it's so troublesome." Having said that, Ling Xuan finally complied with Xiao Luo's request.
Unlike the situation with the directional transformation card, after being transformed back into a human form by Ling Xuan, Xiao Luo neither saw the transformation countdown, nor could he find the skills presented by his system. Simply put, he was just an ordinary person. .
If the monsters come, he will only serve the food.
I have to get the wishing card quickly and go live in the afternoon!
While thinking about it, Xiao Luo sat next to the dining table. At first glance at the breakfast prepared on the table, he was almost dumbfounded: "Why so many?"
Dumplings, wontons, beef noodle soup, fried rice cakes, barbecued pork buns, golden cakes, fresh milk, freshly ground soy milk, bean curd... Is this feeding the pigs
"Miss Lingxuan, you made this all by yourself? Didn't you pack it from the cafeteria?" Xiao Luo picked up a dumpling with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. The skin was thin and the meat was stuffed, but it tasted pretty good.
"I bought the golden cake. The steamer was warmed up, and I also bought the milk. The rest are made from the purchased raw materials. How about it? Is the taste okay?" Ling Xuan "Miss" asked with a smile.
Xiao Luo looked at each other suspiciously, and still couldn't believe it. If it was said that Ling Su did all this, he would not doubt it at all, but it could be replaced by Ling Xuan...
How to see, how suspicious.
"I can't believe it. What are you smoking?" He grabbed another wonton. Now he really believed that this little wonton was definitely not bought. The meat filling was too full. If it was bought from outside, Sellers are bound to lose money.
Xiao Luo tasted it all the same, and felt quite subtle: Are the people in the Ling family particularly good at craftsmanship? Wonton dumplings are actually a test of craftsmanship. If the skills are not at home, it is very likely that they can only be fed to pigs in the end.
"how do you feel?"
"It's okay. Compared with my Ling Xiaosu's craftsmanship, it's a little worse after all, but it's better than me."
"Well. That's good." "Miss" Ling Xuan waved happily, "Little Fatty, I'll take you back."
eh? So fast…
Xiao Luo was a little dumbfounded, so he was just temporarily pulled to try something
"Your family Ling Xiaosu is coming back soon, are you sure you want to stay with me?" Ling Xuan "Miss" changed her face instantly and asked slyly with a smile.
Xiao Luo thought about it too. If he didn't go back in time, his poop shoveling officer found out that the cat was missing, so he wouldn't be in a hurry, but—
"Can I go back like this?" he asked cautiously.
Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you know that you are now a humanoid, and every minute and every second consumes my cultivation?"
Xiao Luo was startled: "Is there such a thing?"
"if not?"
"Then, as an old monster who has lived for too long, you certainly won't feel sorry for this little bit of cultivation, right? I'll borrow it for two hours!"
Xiao Luo also said with a smile, his eyebrows curved.
Ling Xuan flicked his fingers, his index finger and middle finger close together, and pointed at the boy's eyebrows: "One hour, when the time is up, you will return to your original shape, and you can do it yourself."
"You are very kind, Miss. I wish you and your destined person a hundred years of harmony, and have a precious son early! Goodbye!" Xiao Luo said quickly, turned around and ran out.
The sun was bright and warm in the early morning of W, Xiao Luo ran all the way excitedly. Because he ran with Ling Suchen once before, he roughly knew the morning run route of his shit shovel officer.
There is a big banyan tree on the southwest side of the professor's apartment building, which is a must for Ling Su. There are few people coming and going, and the environment is quiet, so it is especially suitable for sneak attacks.
Xiao Luo followed his memory to find the big banyan tree, looked around and found no one for the time being, climbed to the tree in three or two, and waited patiently.
In less than five minutes, the figure of his shit shovel officer appeared.
The hair that flew freely in the morning breeze was shining in the sun, and every step of the long legs gave people a particularly elegant feeling. Xiao Luo stared at Ling Su intently, the smile on his face almost overflowing. , when the other party passed under the tree, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Ling Xiaosu!"
Ling Su was startled, listened to his footsteps, and looked around: This voice seems to be...
"Hey, I'm on top of you!" A naughty voice came from above the head.
Ling Su looked up and saw the young man hanging upside down on the tree trunk, waving at him winkingly.
"You come down." So dangerous.
"No, come here!" Xiao Luo thought to himself, I've been a cat for a while, my body is flexible, how could I fall down casually, and besides this distance, even if I fall, it's no big deal.
"This tree is very old. If it is damaged by you, you can't afford it." The shit shovel officer said with a serious face.
Xiao Luo was speechless for a moment, and the reason that had been dissipated by joy just now quickly returned to the cage: not to mention the question of whether it is expensive or not, it is public property, if he sits on his butt and breaks it, it will be fine!
Get down now!
The boy hurriedly climbed down, Ling Su saw this, smiled calmly, stepped forward, waited under the banyan tree, caught the person in advance, and hugged him.
"Why are you here?" At this time, shouldn't you be sleeping late in bed
"I miss you, I came to see you specially."
Of course Xiao Luo wouldn't say, I was so moved by your affectionate confession at 4 o'clock this morning that I just had the opportunity to come to see you openly, so how could such a god-given opportunity be wasted
Although, he was actually a little embarrassed in the bottom of his heart, just consuming Ling Xuan's "Miss" cultivation.
"Have you eaten breakfast?" Ling Su hugged the boy's waist with one hand, and gently wiped the sweat from the other's forehead with the other. Although he didn't understand why Xiao Chuan suddenly changed back to his human form, he did not That didn't stop him from being full of joy.
"I ate a little bit, but I'm not full." Ling Xuan, "Miss", was too stingy. He only let him taste a little of everything and drove him away.
But with so many things, he can't eat it alone, can he
"Whatever you want to eat, I'll go back and cook it for you." Ling Su put the person down and spoke with a familiar attitude.
go back? That must be impossible.
Xiao Luo hurriedly shook his head: "It's too troublesome to make now, why don't we go to the cafeteria to eat?" This place is only 20 minutes away from the cafeteria. If the time is arranged properly, it may be too late.
"Canteen?" Ling Su hesitated, "There are too many people there."
He remembered that Xiao Luo was not a student of W University, and with the outstanding appearance of the young man, he himself was more attractive. If the two of them sat down in the cafeteria together, they would definitely be surrounded by people, which might involve Xiao Luo's identity...
When Xiao Luo heard this, he immediately reacted. Although he has already been admitted to W University, his body should still be lying in the hospital. Although his shit shovel officer is low-key enough, he has no choice but to focus on wherever he goes. If they are together If it appears, it may cause trouble.
"You wait here, I'll be back when I go." Ling Su suggested.
"Don't go, you can stay with me for a while, okay?" Xiao Luo hurriedly grabbed him, it would take at least half an hour to come back and forth, and then there would be not much time left!
"Okay." Ling Su nodded slightly, with various expressions of pampering.
Xiao Luo happily stretched out his hand and grabbed the other's hand, then looked back at the big banyan tree: "Let's go under the tree?"
"Well." Ling Su looked left and right, because it was relatively early, few people would pass by at this time, so he nodded, "But you are not allowed to climb trees."
"Don't crawl." Xiao Luo quickly assured that he is a person with a public morality, and if it wasn't because he was too happy before, he would not have done such a thing.
The two finally sat down under the banyan tree, side by side, leaning close together.
"How have you been recently?" Ling Su pretended not to discover the identity of the other party, like two long-lost friends reunited and sat down, starting from the simplest topic.
Xiao Luo smiled secretly, and silently gave his shovel officer a compliment from the bottom of his heart: You are as smart as you, you can't be better.
"It's good, I have enough to eat and drink every day."
"But I'm not very well."
"Ah..." Xiao Luo was startled.
Ling Su turned his head and stared at the boy quietly: "But it's much better now."
Xiao Luo blushed when he stared at him, recalling the situation in the previous dream, he couldn't help itching, he leaned forward with one hand on the ground, leaned forward, leaned forward in front of Ling Su, and asked in a low voice, "Ling Xiaosu, can I kiss you? kiss you?"
"You said the same thing last time, and then before I could answer, you were playing a hooligan to me." Ling Su said with a deliberately stern face and indifferent tone.
Xiao Luozhen is actually a little embarrassed, it seems that his face is not thick enough, he can continue to work hard!
"Well, so you won't object this time, right?" The young man was startled for a moment, then his smile crept into the corners of his eyes, he rushed over quickly, kissed his shit shovel officer, touched him lightly, and moved away a little bit. Distance, "a little cold."
"Huh?" Ling Su answered in confusion.
"It's alright, it'll get hot soon." The next second, the young man threw himself on him, wrapped his hands around his neck, and kissed him passionately.
Ling Su's heart throbbed for a while, he stretched out his arms to hug the back of the young man, and kissed him back tacitly.
The two sparrows landed on the top of the banyan tree, and after flying happily, they quietly started gossiping.
[Agua, look at someone below who is doing shameful things.]
[Asha, you are too ignorant, nowadays humans always like to kiss under the big banyan tree!]
[Agua, but I remember seeing it before, it's all one male and one female.]
[I see, ouch, there are actually two males! This, this kiss is quite intense!]
[Agua, why don't we try it too?]
[Let's go!]
Xiao Luo laughed out loud and leaned on Ling Su's body weakly. Even in his human form, he still understood the conversation between the two sparrows. I think these two should be the little pets in the king's harem group.
Because of common pets, there is a language barrier with him.
"What are you laughing at?" Ling Su squeezed the soft flesh around the boy's waist.
Xiao Luo instantly begged for mercy: "Itchy, don't touch it!"
"So ticklish?" Ling Su didn't believe it, and squeezed again.
Xiao Luo smiled and shrank into a ball, and kept drilling into each other's arms. Ling Su looked at the young man's soft hair, and was slightly ecstatic: It's exactly the same as when Little Fatty was acting like a spoiled child.
"Xiao Luo."
"Well, what's the matter, Ling Xiaosu?"
"you-"
Ling Su hesitated, there were too many things he wanted to ask, and he didn't know where to start. There were some things he couldn't even ask.
Xiao Luo raised his head and looked at his shit shoveling officer silently, a hint of distress flashed in his heart, he straightened up, hugged each other's cheeks, and the tip of their noses touched each other: "Wait, one day, I will stand upright and fair. By your side, when the time comes, your people are mine, and your heart can only be mine. You are not allowed to look at others, but only at me..."
"Why are you so domineering? Huh?"
"Because you are Ling Xiaosu." Because you are my shit shoveling officer, and I am your master, of course you can only belong to me! Of course, I will only belong to you.
Xiao Luo thought happily to himself, and let out a giggling.
Ling Su patted the young man's head in disbelief, put it on it, and kissed that sweet, nonsense mouth again...
Time passed quickly, Xiao Luo estimated the time. Although he was very reluctant, he couldn't help it. He touched his stomach and looked up at Ling Su: "I'm a little hungry."
"What do you want to eat?" Ling Su asked gently.
"Egg custard, salmon." Xiao Luo ordered two items that the cafeteria definitely didn't have, but there were ingredients in the refrigerator in the apartment.
Ling Su smiled and patted the boy's butt: "I can satisfy you, but you have to make me stand up first."
Xiao Luo nodded again and again. After standing still, he leaned against the big banyan tree and said, "Ling Xiaosu, hurry up and go."
Ling Su hesitated for a while, and didn't ask "Do you want to come with me?" or "You have to wait for me here." he has.
"Good." The shit shovel officer reached out and rubbed the boy's head with a doting tone.
Xiao Luo smiled and waved at him, watching the figure of the other party gradually disappear from sight, then he came back to his senses and shouted: "Miss Ling Xuan, come out."
"If I don't come here earlier, will you forget the time?" Ling Xuan slowly walked out from the corner with a helpless look on his face, "It's too much to let me eat dog food early in the morning."
"Have you finished your breakfast?" Xiao Luo smiled and changed the subject.
Ling Xuan's expression changed, he didn't answer, and said directly: "I'll send you back, my little ancestor!"
With Ling Xuan's "little sister" to help, Xiao Luo successfully rushed back to the bed before his shovel officer came back, and took the time to write a few lines of code.
"Di Di Di—" The ball system new message prompt sounded.
Xiao Luo switched the window and looked at it. He was amazed that it was actually sent by the king.
King: Did you go out just now
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It's not a wave, it's a relationship!
King: Don't be so self-willed next time, especially during this time, it's not safe.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Well, I know, I won't dare next time! By the way, King, I want to ask something.
King: touch the dog's head.jpg
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: If I get a wishing card, can I fulfill any of my wishes
King: The existence of the system is also constrained by rules. It cannot be any wish. To get it, you must pay. This is a process of equivalent exchange.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: In other words, if I make a wish to make a big demon burp directly, there is definitely no way to achieve it, but if it is within the scope of equivalent exchange, for example, I want to make the gaze proficiency level full. , can you try
Xiao Luo's mind was spinning so fast that the king couldn't help but want to beat him.
King: You can try.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Thank you, King, alright!
You can try it, which means there is hope!
The little orange cat immediately got out of bed full of fighting spirit, and ran to the cat's toilet full of vigor... Cat toilet!