The tender steamed egg and steamed salmon were placed on the dining table, the shit shovel officer took a call and went to the study, and the little orange cat quietly climbed onto the table...
When Ling Su came back, he found that his little greedy cat had already stretched out its claws, and there were only a bunch of bones left in the salmon!
"Little Fatty, you're moving too fast, right?"
"Mi woo mi woo..." The little orange cat lowered his head and licked the egg custard.
Ling Su put the phone aside, sat down and watched the little orange cat eat quietly, his eyes were gentle, and when the little egg custard was almost eaten, he said, "Little Fatty, do you want to go to Sanya to play?"
"Meow?" Shit shoveling, are you okay with your brain
Xiao Luo raised his head in surprise, why did he suddenly want to go away, and he still went to the newlywed honeymoon resort
Ling Su obviously didn't understand the cat language of the little orange cat. He reached out and touched the other person's fluffy head, and explained in a low voice, "Didn't we make an appointment to travel last time?"
In fact, the eldest brother of the Ling family just called him, saying that it was the fifth wedding anniversary and that he would travel with Yu Wan for a week. The Ling family's consortium would need Ling Su's help to take care of him.
Ling Suzhi felt that helping or something was an excuse, and it should have been his elder brother who took the opportunity to show off to him.
He flipped through the calendar and decided to show it off in advance.
"I checked the weather forecast. I will start tomorrow, five days and four nights. It's sunny in Sanya. It's pretty good. We can go on a group tour or drive by ourselves..."
The shit shoveling officer was chattering, Xiao Luo was dumbfounded: This means that wind is the character of rain, who did Ling Xiaosu learn from? Didn't you say that you could travel around? He still has to go to another province, and he is a cat now, and he can't get on the plane openly. If he checks it, he always feels aggrieved.
"Meow?" The little orange cat stretched out its paw and rubbed the back of Ling Su's hand: Shit shoveling, are you stupid
Xiao Luo didn't want to travel far at this time. He had already made a plan. In the afternoon, he was going to start a live broadcast to check his popularity. After a few days, he would exchange the wishing card when the balance was sufficient, so that the proficiency of the staring skill was at full level. Just go down... Hey hey hey!
As a result, Ling Xiaosu was just whimsical.
"Little Fatty, do you want to go?"
The low and sexy voice hit the forehead, making Xiao Luo fascinated for a while: What is the principle? Can you eat
Xiao Luo was directly defeated by Mei Se, exhaled the ball system, and decided to ask the king's opinion.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, my family Ling Xiaosu said he wanted to travel to Sanya. Can we go during this time
He remembered that the king said that the recent period has not been peaceful, and there is a bit of worry in his heart, but when he thinks of Ling Su's busy life at two o'clock and one line on weekdays, there is almost no entertainment and a monotonous and pale life except for cats. Couldn't help but softened.
My own slave, I feel distressed.
King: Sanya? Okay.
Xiao Luo couldn't believe it. He thought that the king would object, but he didn't expect to speak so easily!
King: I'll go with you. You're outside alone. I'm not worried.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Great King! what da.jpg
King: You can't get on the plane. I'll arrange it. Let's go there by helicopter. smile.jpg
Orange cat - Xiao Luo: The king is mighty and domineering, invincible and handsome!
King: Kneel down, flatterer.
Xiao Luo smirked, smiled, and suddenly froze, helicopter? shit, that's not—
Recalling the situation when the king took him to the LOLO Pet House for injections, he suddenly wanted to cry. The helicopter is not scary, the scary thing is that the pilot is the king!
"Meow!" Shit shoveling, let's go buy some insurance! Traffic accident insurance, the sum assured is the highest!
"So happy?" Ling Su fondly stroked the cat, apparently not realizing the complexity and sadness of his little orange cat.
Xiao Luo stared at his shit shoveling officer without a word, and finally turned around and ran to the study, deciding to broadcast live ahead of time to gain some popularity.
Ling Su watched the little orange cat's every move from a distance, and couldn't help but wonder: Does the little fat don't like to travel
"Ding bell~" the phone rang.
Ling Su glanced at the caller ID and pressed the connect button with a blank expression.
"Ling Xiaosu, can I come to your place for lunch at noon?"
"I said no, so you won't come?"
"That's not necessarily true. But I've been practicing my cooking skills recently, so I should be able to help a little."
"You... did you forget to take your medicine?"
"Beep beep -" The call has been hung up.
Ling Su raised his eyebrows slightly. The Ling Xuan in his memory always emphasized that the gentleman should stay away from the kitchen. Even if he just talked about it, he would occasionally do some housework, but there was absolutely no word on cooking. It is very particular, but I never do it myself.
Sure enough, you are talking nonsense without taking medicine!
Ling Su put the phone down, cleaned up the dishes on the table, and was thinking about what to cook at noon when there was a knock on the door.
He went to open the door and saw that Ling Xuan was carrying two large bags of ingredients outside the door, and looked at him with a smile: "Ling Xiaosu, I have everything ready, look."
"When did you go to the supermarket?" Ling Su looked at Ling Xuan in surprise, who was still wearing home clothes and slippers, with a languid look all over his body. After confirming several times, he was sure: this person is indeed Ling Xuan, not some fake ghost.
"The stuff in the supermarket is not fresh, I just came here by air..."
"It's not fresh, and you're happy to eat it too."
After a few words with each other on a daily basis, the two entered the kitchen.
Xiao Luo's ears and eyes are clear, and naturally he has heard the conversation between the two outside, and can't help but wonder: what kind of wind is Ling Xuan "Miss" smoking
Judging from the hearty and unbelievable breakfast that morning, this abnormality clearly started long ago.
However, curiosity turned into curiosity. Xiao Luo didn't plan to break the casserole and ask to the end for the time being. Respecting the privacy of others is a good habit. He had to keep it.
#chubby, good morning! #
"Meow!" It's morning, big sister paper.
#小FAT, continue qualifying? #
"Meow~" row! Last time there were two matches, continue today and strive for silver!
#小FAT, where is your shit shoveling officer? #
"Meow..." My family Ling Xiaosu is helping me cook in the kitchen!
#小FAT, I will give you a set of 1314 lollipops, can you roll and call me Ma Ma? #
"Meow!" You can roll, but Mama can't scream, Ling Xiaosu is mine!
Because it is a working day, there is less traffic in the morning, and the screen refresh rate in Xiaopang's live broadcast room is relatively slow. Xiao Luo is controlling the gamepad to refresh the ranking, and occasionally glances at the screen distractedly, and responds to a few questions appropriately, but —
The response is just his personal thought, in the eyes of the melon-eating crowd: This little orange cat can act like a spoiled child!
The coquettish little orange cat sells cuteness and brushes the popularity value for a whole morning. The number of online onlookers in the live broadcast room has climbed from the number of people to five figures. Many people come in and out, but more are curious. People clicked in and were attracted by this fat and cute little orange cat.
When it was eleven o'clock, Xiao Luo held up the sign made by the shit shovel officer earlier: It's time to go to dinner, everyone!
In two and a half hours, Ling Xiaopang's account was upgraded to Silver Level 4, and he gained nearly 30,000 popularity points. Xiao Luo happily turned off the computer, feeling that he was one step closer to reaching the peak of his life!
"Little Fatty, it's time to eat." The shit shoveling officer's voice came from outside.
"Meow!" Xiao Luo responded quickly, ran over and sat down on the seat that Ling Su specially prepared for him.
"Beep beep-"
Ling Xuan: Both the old couple and the old wife have blinded my eyes.
Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Envy, jealousy and hate
Ling Xuan: Ling Xiaosu has always been very smart, so he has not discovered your identity until now. How did you convince him
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Move with emotion, understand with reason. Ahahahaha!
Ling Xuan: ... I believe in your evil.
Xiao Luo cocked his tail proudly and turned his attention to lunch: fried steak, seafood pizza, pasta... This is a rhythm that will kill him, and he can't eat it!
"Little Fatty, do you want to eat? I made this." Ling Xuan "Miss" asked with a smile.
Xiao Luo directly rewarded him with a pair of eyes and a piece of wool. He didn't want to abuse his stomach!
"Little Fatty, your lunch is here." Ling Su brought up the dinner plate that was as delicately arranged as a work of art, and slapped the cat.
Xiao Luo coquettishly licked the back of the shit shovel officer's hand, all kinds of pride, what's so delicious about steak and pizza! He is a seafood collection, with fish and meat, vegetables and fruits! The key is that his shit shovel officer put together all the fish and vegetables into the shape of a cat, which is simply... childish.
At eleven fifteen, the king arrived on time.
After the king was seated, he cut the steak skillfully, and suddenly said, "Ling Su, I'm going to take Xiao Chuan on a trip, do you want to go with me?"
When Xiao Luo heard this, he almost choked. Before, he asked the king if he could go to Sanya. The king said that he would go together. He was still thinking about how the king should speak. The result—
Strike first.
Ling Su was caught off guard.
Ling Su obviously didn't expect this, and felt a little subtle, a kind of embarrassment that "the young man was going to secretly take his girlfriend out to play, but the other parent found out that he had to have a threesome".
However, his mentality was better. Thinking of Xiao Ye's identity and the year he was predicted to be dangerous and unpredictable, Ling Su didn't resist the threesome.
If this year, he can't spend it smoothly, at least he can leave some good memories.
"Where is Senior Xiao Ye going to travel?"
"Whatever, it's mainly because I've been in City Z for a long time, and I'm a little tired."
"Then, why don't you go to Sanya? I had a plan to take Xiaopang to Sanya for a tour, and I checked the strategy."
Ling Su proposed with a smile, and became more and more sure of his guess: Xiao Ye is not an ordinary person, probably knowing his plan in advance, he said that on purpose.
"Wait a minute!" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" shouted with a confused expression, "Ling Xiaosu, you are still a senior, don't you have to go to class? And you are so busy with work..."
"My credits have already been completed, and I don't have to go to the next week's courses. If the company goes bankrupt after I leave for a week, it can only prove that my vision is not good, and the employees are all incompetent mediocrity. ." Ling Su had already arranged things properly, but what he didn't expect was that the number of people in this travel plan would increase.
"I'll go with you." Ling Xuan "Miss" said quickly, "I won't have class next week anyway."
The honorary advisor in name is just so capricious!
"What are you going to do?" The king seemed unhappy.
Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" smiled brightly: "If you don't want to be checked in, chubby, you can only go by helicopter. I have a driver's license!"
This reason is really good!
Xiao Luo moved to look at Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" and meowed: Is your driver's license real or fake? If it's the same virtue as the king's false testimony, it's still... Forget it!