My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 74: Destined

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After discussing with one person, one cat and two big demons, they unanimously decided to travel by car.

Thinking of Dawang's coquettish sports car, which can run on the road and fly in the sky, Xiao Luo said that he was a little worried.

Ling Su booked the hotel in advance and simply packed his luggage, while Xiao Luo surreptitiously used his mobile phone to look through the famous attractions in Sanya.

Yalong Bay Tropical Paradise Forest Park: the closest natural forest oxygen bar to the city;

Wuzhizhou Island: China's Maldives Lover Island, with blue sea and blue sky, beautiful beaches, you can also go diving in the sea;

Nanshan Wenhua Garden: Feel the shock brought by the 108-meter Nanhai Guanyin and experience the unique Buddhist cultural atmosphere;

Ends of the Earth: Feel the fantastic magic and mystery of the ends of the sky and the corners of the sea, and witness the milestones of love and friendship;

After Xiao Luo watched it, he felt hot and tired.

What should I do? Before he set off, he felt that he was about to die. He didn't have the excitement of traveling at all. Could it be because he stayed at home for too long

The little orange cat was a little frustrated, and finally ran to start the live broadcast unwillingly.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, is this the rhythm of sudden death

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Punch you!

After Xiao Luo brushed Ling Xiaopang to gold level 5, he finally stopped. Seeing that he was still less than half of his popularity, he switched to the king's harem group and shouted for a while.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Charm points change popularity points, are you willing to change them? Ratio 20:1

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I'll change it with you!

Pudding Hamster - Five Rings: Little Meow, let's change it!

Yes, these two foodies again.

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: Xiao Miao, let's change, 50:1, smile.jpg

Macaw - Coco: @Golden Retriever-Xiaohuang, despise.jpg

Pudding Hamster - Five Rings: Xiao Xiao, are you going to exchange the wishing card

Xiao Luo saw that he was about to break through the 90,000 Charm Point, and returned a smug expression. Although the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, he couldn't squeeze more time to gain popularity for the time being, but there were so many friends in the group. The popularity value is strong, and the charm value is in short supply.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I haven't observed you for a long time, I'm scared!

Xiao Luo knew that Uncle Coco was talking about his account balance. After all, not long ago, he was a struggling household with a lot of debts and a serious deficit. He turned into a nouveau riche. Don't feel too sour!

As soon as Uncle Coco finished speaking, he privately chatted with Xiao Luo, and transferred 50,000 popularity points to him. Postscript: Friendly support, please invite me to watch the play in the future.

Xiao Luo returned to his embarrassed expression.

In the group, Uncle Coco continued to make waves.

Macaw-Coco: Xiao Huang, the little orange cat has already exchanged with me, ahahahaha, you are one step too late!

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: Coco, you are too cunning!

Macaw - Coco: Soldiers never tire of deceit!

Xiao Luo shook his head in disbelief. Among the bird creatures, Uncle Coco was definitely a mudslide that should not be underestimated.

Everything is ready, only the last 14,000 charm points are left!

Xiao Luo is still a little excited when he thinks about it. He plans to go to the evening to get the last bit of charm, but—

Still the plan can't keep up with the changes.

After Guling Pill was taken, the little orange cat slept more than a pig, and when he woke up, it was already the next day!

Xiao Luo was so annoyed that he almost vomited blood. He clearly woke up in the middle of the night two days ago.

"Little Fatty, how about trying this little schoolbag?"

"Meow?"

Xiao Luo turned to look at the shit shoveling officer, 囧: Ling Xiaosu, do you think I don't know life jackets

But think about it carefully, if the king is still sitting in the driver's seat in the end, this is a necessity!

The little orange cat cooperated with the ground and asked the shit shovel officer to put on a life jacket for him and tried it on. The size is just right, I must give it a thumbs up!

After breakfast, Ling Xuan "Miss" came knocking on the door, Xiao Luo obediently lay in Ling Su's arms, ready to leave.

"Meow?" Brother Ling Xuan, can you show me your driver's license

Xiao Luo asked worriedly, but unfortunately—

Ling Xuan pretended not to understand, carried the suitcase, walked in front, and said, "Ling Xiaosu, have you bought the insurance?"

Xiao Luo's heart sank for a while, and there was an ominous premonition.

In contrast, his shit shoveling officer was all calm: "I bought it, the beneficiary is not you."

"That's good, Xiao Ye will be driving later, um, you know!" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" smiled brightly and looked back at the little orange cat, "Little Fatty, don't panic, if the plane crashes unfortunately, You're still wearing a life jacket anyway, aren't you?"

Xiao Luo: "..."

All the way, there is no danger.

When he arrived at Yalong Bay, Xiao Luo's teeth were trembling: Master, your old man is really tossing, and there are very few people who can drive a helicopter and drift like a karting!

The little orange cat lay in Ling Su's arms in a daze, feeling that he had already lost half his life. Looking back at the calm and unchanging appearance of his shit shovel officer, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up in his heart!

This is a real hero.

As for Ling Xuan "Miss"? Perhaps it was because the prototype was a bird. This guy was laughing all the time, and he was just ignoring the discharge. Xiao Luo had the urge to give him a paw when he saw it.

"I'm going to store the helicopter, you guys go to the hotel first." The king explained lightly, obviously ignoring the difficulty of the helicopter's storage.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, no need to guess to know that the master is going to find a place to turn the helicopter back into a sports car, but this cannot be done in front of Ling Su.

"If you are traveling by car, rent a car by the way, Xiao Ye." Ling Xuan, "Miss Sister", knew it well, and made suggestions with special cooperation.

The soldiers are divided into two groups. Ling Su has booked a hotel in advance, and he only needs to go to the front desk to check in. Xiao Luo and his shit shovel officer are inseparable. There are many reasons to book rooms separately, all of which are on the same floor, which is quite convenient.

On the first day, I didn't plan to go directly to the scenic spots, so after getting together for a seafood dinner, we went back to our own rooms.

Because of the seasoning problem, Xiao Luo could only watch the three of them eat, suffocatingly eat cat food, all kinds of sadness: This is one of the reasons why he doesn't like to travel, it hurts.

The air in Yalong Bay smelled of the sea. The balcony of the hotel room was facing the swimming pool. The little orange cat hugged the baby bottle, lay on the balcony and watched for a while, then turned back and meowed at Ling Su.

Ling Su stepped forward, followed the line of sight of the little orange cat, and came to the conclusion in surprise: "Little Fatty wants to go swimming?"

"Meow!" No, I just wanted to see you shirtless.

Most cats are afraid of water. Xiao Luo is a human at heart. Before the accident, one of his favorite sports was swimming. Naturally, there is no such thing as being afraid of water.

However, the hotel's swimming pool is a public place after all. Ling Su doesn't mind the little orange cat playing in the water, which doesn't mean other guests don't mind either.

unless-

The shit shoveling officer hesitated, called the hotel manager, and gave him a privilege.

"Meow?"

"I'm one of the shareholders here." Ling Su patted the cat's head and explained in a low voice.

"Meow!" Shit shoveling, you are amazing!

Xiao Luo rushed up and hugged the shit shovel officer's thigh: Go, go for a swim!

Before leaving, Ling Su called Ling Xuan and the king separately and asked them if they wanted to go together, but one said they wanted to go to bed and the other couldn't leave because of something. In the end, Xiao Luo was particularly proud to experience the two of them. Pool of the world.

The swimming pool is located in the middle of a large area of tropical rainforest plants. The water is crystal clear. The sun umbrellas and beach chairs by the pool are vacant, which makes Xiao Luo feel a little guilty. Originally, there were people here, but ten minutes ago, they were cleared. .

"Little Fatty, do you want to go into the water?" Ling Su took off his bathrobe and stood by the pool in a pair of navy blue swimming trunks. He was tall and straight, his muscles were smooth, and his long straight legs were exposed to the air. The wheat-colored skin made Xiao Luo feel extremely envious and dry.

The little orange cat sat on the beach chair and touched his nose. It was okay, and there was no nosebleed.

"Meow!" You go down and swim two laps first, I'll take a look.

"Okay." Ling Su replied with a smile, not sure if he understood, but looked in a good mood.

Xiao Luo craned his neck and tried to pretend to be calm: The beauty is delicious, that's what he said!

This is his family's shit shoveling officer, no one is allowed to rob it!

The little orange cat shivered, jumped off the ground excitedly, ran forward triumphantly with the same pace as a galloping horse, and then—

With a thud, he fell into the water.

"Meow! Meow!" Oh, I'm going, this water is so scary!

Xiao Luo felt that he would not be afraid of water, even if he was a cat at the moment, he could still show his majesty in the water. As a result, he miscalculated.

He forgot that he was still a two-month-old kitten.

Ling Su also subconsciously regarded him as a seventeen-year-old boy. Seeing the little orange cat slapped on the water in an embarrassing manner, the shit shovel officer panicked and rushed over immediately, but miraculously found that although his little fat looked at He was about to drown, but miraculously floated on the water, perhaps because of psychological effects, the four short legs did not cooperate perfectly.

"Little fat, it's alright, don't be afraid."

Even so, Ling Su quickly picked up the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo kept digging into the shit shovel officer's arms, like a little monkey playing hooligan.

"Meow!" Scared the cat to death!

"Why don't we go back?" Ling Su suggested distressedly, in exchange for the little orange cat shaking his head repeatedly.

Xiao Luo didn't want to go back like this, his mind was spinning fast, he quickly thought of the countermeasures, carefully climbed onto Ling Su's head, and shouted proudly: "Mi woo Mi woo!" This place is not bad, it belongs to me !

"Are you going to rebel, chubby?" Ling Su was dumbfounded.

The little orange cat continued to act coquettishly, and finally the shit shovel officer had to compromise.

After watching an episode of "Journey to the West", the king suddenly remembered something, walked to the balcony and looked towards the swimming pool: his stupid apprentice was lying on Ling Su's head, instructing the shit shovel officer to swim from one end to the other. , and swam back from that end to this end, and it was not an ordinary fun to play.

It was also difficult for Ling Su to cooperate like this, and he spoiled him so much.

"My family Ling Xiaosu is really good, nothing to say, do you think so, Xiao Bai?" Ling Xuan's figure appeared out of thin air on the balcony.

The king glanced at him without changing his face: "Your behavior is getting more and more presumptuous."

Ling Xuan smiled and put his hands in his pockets: "Anyway, no one will find out, these days, one day less, why can't you be a little more dashing and unrestrained?"

The king turned his head and looked into the distance: "That's because you don't understand what responsibility is."

"Okay, you're handsome, you're right, do you want to go and swim twice?"

"Aren't you afraid of water?"

"..." Ling Xuan was silent.

The king turned around and was about to leave, but his expression suddenly changed, and his eyes looked solemnly at the sky.

"He's here." The smile on Ling Xuan's face disappeared instantly, his eyebrows wrinkled slightly, "Didn't you hit him hard in Kunlun Mountain before?"

"Yeah." The king replied absentmindedly, looking preoccupied.

"Your injury hasn't healed yet, go take a break, I'll meet him." After Ling Xuan finished speaking, without waiting for the other party to answer, the figure disappeared directly from the spot.

"Beep beep-"

King: Little orange cat, hurry back to the room.

Xiao Luo was having a good time, but he received news from the king. Seeing that his tone was quite serious, based on his long-term trust in Master, he did not dare to waste time, and immediately reminded the shit shovel officer: "Meow!" Go back quickly ,immediately!

Ling Su was patted on the head by the cat's paw and asked, "Little Fatty, what's wrong?"

"Meow!" Dao went home!

The little orange cat stretched out its paws and pointed to the floor behind him, Ling Su had an epiphany: "Are you going back?"

"Meow~" Bingo! Congratulations, you got it right, and reward Ben Meow with a kiss.

"Go back and give you a shower and dry your hair, otherwise you will catch a cold." Ling Su obviously realized the fact that the little orange cat is only two months old, but seeing that his little fat is more than three months old than others' Yue's cat also has a strong body, he really can't say that he is chubby and weak in his conscience.

After returning to the room, Xiao Luo once again experienced what is called masculine seduction. Fortunately, it was just a battle bath. Ling Su changed into a clean bathrobe as soon as he took a shower, which prevented his eyes from being involuntarily always. The embarrassment of moving down.

"Little Fatty, stand still, you can help you dry your hair."

"Meow!" Come on, a little hair dryer, I'm not afraid of it!

As soon as the hair dryer was turned on, the little orange cat looked ecstatic. Xiao Luo kept reminding himself that it should be the cat's instinct to be afraid, so he barely calmed down and waited until he turned back into a hairy ball.

"Is there any discomfort?" The kitten's resistance is generally relatively poor, even if the one in front of him has become a sperm, Ling Su is still worried after all.

"Meow meow!" Physically, I'm fine, but mentally, I'm a little unwilling!

The little orange cat jumped on the shit shoveling officer and continued to act cute and coquettish, and suddenly—

Xiao Luo noticed a hint of demonic energy.

He looked around nervously, and finally turned his eyes to the outside of the balcony. Even he was aware of such a heavy demonic energy. The king must have known it long ago, so he reminded him and Ling Su to come back to the room, right

"Little Fatty, what are you looking at?" Ling Su put the hair dryer away, and when he turned around, he saw the little orange cat looking fully alert.

"Tuk tuk tuk-" The knock on the door rang at this moment.

Xiao Luo's hair stood on end, and when Ling Su was about to open the door, he hugged his calf.

"Huh?" The shit shovel officer was puzzled and bent over to hug the little orange cat, "What's wrong?"

"Meow!" Be careful, there are monsters!

Perhaps it was because the thoughts Xiao Luo wanted to convey were too strong, and Ling Su finally realized something was wrong. He took out his mobile phone, found Xiao Ye's number, and dialed it.

No one answered the phone.

The knocking on the door also stopped.

Xiao Luo gently patted Ling Su's arm with his paw, and then pointed to the bed.

"Sleep now?"

"Meow!" He nodded affirmatively.

Ling Su hesitated for a while, but finally complied, lying on the bed, and just after the quilt was covered, the little orange cat pounced on the edge of his pillow and let out a low meow.

"Little Fatty, do you want to sleep together too?"

The little orange cat didn't gnaw, and bursts of joyful purring sounded in his throat.

Ling Suyuan wanted to make him happy, but he didn't expect that as soon as he closed his eyes, he fell asleep in a daze.

"Ling Xiaosu, you can sleep in peace." He thought that [sleep until dawn] could only be aimed at the target who has already fallen asleep, but he didn't expect that it could make people fall asleep immediately. You can try it.

After transforming into a humanoid, Xiao Luo raced against time to pounce on Ling Su and quickly kissed each other several times. In the end, he reluctantly licked the shit shovel officer's lips, turned and walked to the balcony, a thin barrier floating around. In a short period of time, there should be no monsters that can rush in. This should be the work of the king.

What about the knock on the door just now

Xiao Luo looked up at the sky and observed for a while, but found no trace of the monster, immediately locked the mobile door and turned to the entrance.

"Beep beep-"

King: The problem outside the door has been solved, don't worry.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, can I come out

King: Yes, be careful.

Xiao Luo opened the door and closed it quickly. He stepped on a sticky mass of unknown object under his feet. Looking down, he almost vomited: This thing is so ugly, it's like a slug!

In the corridor, the lights flickered on and off, and the king stood alone in the center, with many dark corpses already piled up at his feet.

"Beep beep-"

King: Use the fox fire to burn all these.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Received!

Foxfire is the nirvana of the white fox Hu Li. The character he had transformed into before happened to practice both skills, and it just came in handy now.

Xiao Luo immediately acted. After the fox fire burned out, the corpse disappeared without a trace. Unlike the monsters he had encountered before, these had no inner alchemy, and were more like cannon fodder.

While cleaning up the corpse, he paid attention to the countdown to the transformation, and after ten minutes was added decisively, he continued to work as a scavenger.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, what about Miss Ling Xuan

King: He went to clean up the biggest one.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Ah! Is it a monster

King: Hmm.

Xiao Luo could see that the king was not in a good mood, and he didn't even touch the dog's head. The little monsters here were quickly cleaned up, but the king's expression did not relax in the slightest.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, can I know why? How did Ling Su offend that big demon

Not only did he release rumors of Tang Sengrou, he encouraged the little monsters to keep attacking, and he even went into battle himself, vowing to take Ling Su's life. How much hatred is this

King: It's a long story.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: That long story short

Your Majesty: You were the auspicious beast Bai Ze in your previous life. It happened that the snake was chaotic and wanted to cause a great drought in the world. You went to seal the snake, and you both lost. Afterwards, you were killed by a sneak attack by a fat beast. Safe reincarnation, at the cost of the fate of the first emperor and the death catastrophe of the next life, in exchange for a lifeline for you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Confused.jpg

King: Ling Su was the one who protected you at that time.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No, Your Majesty, isn't Bai Ze a mythical beast? It should be very awesome. Also, why did the emperor of the human race sacrifice so much to protect Bai Ze's soul? Are you fooling me

King: Because you were lovers in your previous life, and you have a different path for human beings, not to mention that you are Bai Ze, you violated the will of God and wanted to be with him. This is God's punishment for you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I think I need to be quiet.

The impact was too great to digest for a while.

In fact, he knew very well: Master would not lie to him casually.

It's just that when such a bizarre thing happened to him, after all... Indigestion, if he went to tell Ling Su the so-called truth, his shit shoveling officer would probably think his brain was flooded, right

"Hey, chubby, what are you doing, you're downcast?" Ling Xuan's "Miss" voice suddenly entered the auricle.

Xiao Luo quickly turned around and looked at the other party, remembering that when the Ling family met for the first time, this fellow said he took him to a fun place, but ended up running into Ling Su's dream...

So, that dream that is not only unstable but also looks very strange is actually a reflection of the image of the previous life

"He ran away?" The king glanced at Ling Xuan, and saw that although he had some wounds all over his body, it was not in the way. Obviously, he did not suffer.

"That old thing is too cunning. As soon as he sees me, he runs very fast." Ling Xuan "Miss" said indifferently, walked to Xiao Luo, and flicked the boy's forehead with his fingers, "Little Fatty, been scolded?"

"..." He would rather be scolded.

"Why are you downcast, let's go, brother will take you to eat delicious food?"

"...Don't go." Xiao Luo turned his head to look away, greeted the king, and ran back to the room.

Looking at the closed door, Ling Xuan turned to look at the silent king, winking: "What's wrong with him?"

"He asked me about Ling Su, and I told him."

The king turned around and went back to the room, Ling Xuan immediately followed, and after eating a closed door, he simply and rudely entered through the wall: "Didn't you always say that the time is not ripe, why so suddenly—"

"In the end, it is the will of God."

"God's will is a fart!"

Ling Xuan casually exclaimed, but a thunderbolt hit him on the head, and his long smooth curly hair instantly turned into a head of popcorn.

After Xiao Luo returned to the room, he quickly ran to Ling Su's side, hugged him, and took a deep breath: "Ling Xiaosu, I always thought I was protecting you, but I didn't expect you to suffer so much to protect me. , woo woo... Why am I so useless! If it wasn't for Master and Miss Ling Xuan guarding by the side, with my three-legged cat strength, would you have been eaten by monsters long ago?"

Ling Su couldn't answer him.

Xiao Luo stayed quietly for a while, and in less than two minutes, he was called back to the prototype. He called up his account balance and saw that the popularity value had exceeded 100,000, the charm value was still the last 2,000 points, and the love value was also in line with the exchange. Wishing card requirements.

He originally wanted to exchange the wishing card in a hurry, let Gaze reach the full level earlier, and then asked Ling Xuan to double practice the exercises, but now, he began to hesitate.

In the past life, Ling Su paid too much for him.

In this life, he will continue to stay by Ling Su's side, will he...

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Xiaopang, let me show you my new look. [Image] [image]

Xiao Luo opened it and was speechless for a moment. Ling Xuan's face in the selfie was very beautiful, but the problem was that his hairstyle was too strange. He had an explosive head, which was horrible to watch.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You might as well just cut your hair short.

Ling Xuan: Good idea! I'll try it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ... You came to me just to show off your new hairstyle

Ling Xuan: Otherwise? Oh, by the way, by the way, before I came to the human world, I once took a sneak peek at the Three Lives Stone. You and Ling Su are destined to marry, so don't be a psychological burden.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Miss, you don't have to come here to comfort me, my family Ling Xiaosu is so nice, I'm not willing to give him to others!

Ling Xuan: My name is brother, chubby!

Xiao Luo returned with a grimacing expression, and the sullen qi that was originally stuck in his chest also dissipated: It's no big deal, he doesn't remember what happened in his previous life, so let it all go away! What he needs to grasp is this life!

"Meow!" That's it, that's right!

The little orange cat rolled, happily lay on the shit shovel officer and started to sleep.