My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 75: The king's driving skills

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When Xiao Luo woke up, it was already 5:30 in the evening. Seeing that his shit shovel officer was still sleeping sweetly with his eyes closed, he couldn't help but feel a little anxious: The effect of [sleep till dawn] is so good, Shouldn't Ling Su really sleep until tomorrow morning

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, where do you go for dinner at night

It's the same wherever he goes, anyway, he only has to watch, Xiao Luo sighed silently.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I used [Sleep till dawn] for Ling Su once before, but he still hasn't woken up yet, will something happen

Xiao Luo ran to the edge of the pillow and licked the shit shovel officer's face. Ling Xiaosu, who was like Sleeping Beauty, was really worrying.

Ling Xuan didn't reply, and ran over directly. At this moment, the ability to pass through the wall and make room is simply convenient and practical. If it wasn't for the wrong timing, Xiao Luo would have wanted to steal his teacher.

"How many hours?"

"Meow..." More than three hours.

"Then it's still too early to wake up. I think it's better to splash some boiling water on it, and I'm sure to wake up immediately!" Ling Xuan grinned and was gearing up.

Xiao Luo glared at the other party in dissatisfaction, and when he looked at it, he was dumbfounded: "Meow?" Where's your hair

The climate in Sanya is hot and humid. Ling Xuan's "Miss" has changed into a T-shirt, beach pants, flip-flops, and her long, smooth and supple, iconic long curly hair has been cut off and repaired into fluffy and elegant short hair. At first glance, Xiao Luo almost didn't recognize it.

"Isn't it, it's too hot." Ling Xuan snorted embarrassingly, he wouldn't tell the little orange cat that he was struck by lightning because he despised the way of heaven, so he simply cut off the explosive head.

"Meow..." I thought you said it casually before.

Xiao Luo is a little regretful, what a fine hair, like silk and satin, and looking at it this way, he is embarrassed to call the other party's little sister now, but he changed his hairstyle, and the little sister instantly became a little brother, and the effect is almost the same. Facelift is comparable.

"I'm going to ask your master to come over. Most of the items in the Qiuqiu mall are produced by the demon world. He knows the effect of those strange and strange things." Ling Xuan was probably a little uncomfortable by the pity expression of the little orange cat. An excuse to go straight away.

Xiao Luo was stunned and immediately reacted: In other words, Qiuqiu Mall, in a sense, is actually similar to the existence of a plane store

The king arrived at the scene two minutes later, without saying a word, he poured a glass of water and splashed it on Ling Su's face!

"Meow!" Your Majesty, how can you be so rude!

"Wake up." The king calmly put down the glass and threw a towel to Ling Su, "It's time to go to dinner."

Xiao Luo was speechless: Why are these monsters so obsessed with human food!

Ling Su was stunned for a moment, his eyes turned to the little orange cat lying on top of him, and his memory gradually returned to the cage: he seemed to be very sleepy just now, and then fell asleep

"Meow~" Ling Xiaosu, quickly wipe the water off your face.

Xiao Luo arched the towel, feeling a little guilty. Although the king didn't pour boiling water unreliably like Ling Xuan's "Miss", his shit shovel officer suffered "abuse" after all. On one side is his master and on the other side is his man , Hey, it's so embarrassing to be caught in the middle!

"Where are you going to eat, Senior Xiao Ye?" Ling Su picked up the towel to wipe his face without changing his face, and licked the cat, right as comfort.

Xiao Luo took the opportunity to rub against the shit shoveling officer's palm and brushed a charm value.

"Go to the first market." The king said while swiping his mobile phone, "There is an acquaintance over there who can take us to buy seafood and process it by the way."

acquaintance? Xiao Luo's first reaction was... a demon.

"I'll arrange for someone to take us there." Ling Su changed his clothes and said calmly.

Xiao Luo hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to be stupid, the king's driving skills are really impressive!

"No, I have a car." The king didn't seem to notice the deep meaning of Ling Su's words, put the phone in his pocket, and smiled slightly, "I just checked the route map, so I shouldn't get lost."

Xiao Luo: Haha.

When he walked to the parking lot, Xiao Luo saw that the sports car had turned into an off-road vehicle, and was surprised: This "Transformers" is so powerful! pity-

The driver is the king, whether it is powerful or not, the difference is not big.

Ling Su calmly hugged the little orange cat and got into the back seat, fastened his seat belt immediately, Xiao Luo secretly glanced at Ling Xuan "Miss" who was also serious in the passenger seat, and his heart was overjoyed. Hua: It turns out that he was not the only one who was frightened by the king's driving skills.

The king hung up the reverse gear and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. Xiao Luo raised his heart to his throat, and vaguely smelled the burnt smell produced by the tires rubbing against the ground. In the blink of an eye, the off-road vehicle completed a 180-degree retreat After taking a 90-degree turn, I quickly rushed out of the parking lot and ran onto the main road!

Xiao Luo lowered his head and licked his paws, for fear that his master would be angry if he behaved too much.

Looking back at his shit shoveling officer, all kinds of calm, as if he had expected it, and couldn't help but admire!

The roads in Sanya are relatively narrow and cannot be compared with City Z. The king obviously did not realize this. He kept a speed of more than 100 yards all the way, overtaking and overtaking. After about half an hour, the off-road vehicle returned to the exit of the hotel. .

Xiao Luo: …

The king looked out the window with a calm expression, and said, "Ling Xuan, start a navigation."

"Otherwise, should I drive it?" Ling Xuan "Miss" suggested with a smile.

The king was silent for a moment, and miraculously agreed.

Ling Xuan got into the driver's seat, and twenty minutes later, the group arrived at the first market smoothly.

Xiao Luo was lying on the shit shovel officer's lap, pretending to be silly and licking the back of Ling Su's hand, holding back, not laughing, not showing the slightest gloating, otherwise the master would be embarrassed. As a filial apprentice, how could he I think Master 2! This is absolutely wrong! But-

Still want to laugh.

The little orange cat kept digging its head into the middle of the shit shovel officer's thigh. Ling Su couldn't reach out and put his head against the cat's head: "Little fat, pay attention to your image."

Xiao Luo was speechless for a moment.

The first market is crowded with people, especially after nightfall, all of them are people at a glance.

The king made a phone call, and within three minutes, a little loli with a mushroom head ran over and hugged the king's waist: "King! What do you want to eat, I'll treat you!"

Ling Su glanced at the little girl with pink and tender eyes, she looked fourteen or fifteen years old, her skin was fair and tender, her appearance was very cute, and she was wearing a pink dress, which was somewhat similar to Xiao Ye, but this one ... the king? The name seems to be a bit too much.

"You don't need to treat me, I'll bring the money." The king patted the little loli's head and turned back to the little orange cat in Ling Su's arms, "This is a child from my distant relative's house, called Xiong Heihui."

Bear black and white? The name felt a bit familiar, Xiao Luo stared at Little Loli intently, and suddenly remembered: Isn't one of the writers of the "General Edition of Pet Linguistics" in the hands of Su Yingdi is Xiong Heihui!

It really is a demon, and the demon aura is very weak. If you don't distinguish it carefully, you won't find it at all.

"How are you guys." Xiong Heihe smiled and waved his hand, then took the king's arm intimately and went to buy seafood.

Xiao Luo's eyes widened in shock: This monster is so powerful, he is not afraid of the king's words, and dares to act like a spoiled brat, but then again, he is so lost and lost, even though the king is his master, he can't be upright. Coquettishly! Hey, but forget it, he has Ling Xiaosu anyway!

"Meow~" The little orange cat called out smugly, urging the shit shovel officer to follow quickly.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Do you feel that you have fallen out of favor

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Huh? What's out of favor

Ling Xuan: Don't be embarrassed, that panda spirit has been so coquettish and cute since childhood, you can learn more.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Xiong Heihe is actually a national treasure! Wow, I instantly think she's so cute!

Ling Xuan: He is male, just pretending to be tender.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, do you all like to dress up as women

Ling Xuan: Where did you come from? It's just an individual, not a good example.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ye Wei counts as one, Xiong Heihe counts as one, and you barely count as one.

Ling Xuan: I was framed, and that was a long time ago, okay

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Oh.

As someone who just cut off his waist-length hair, don't you feel guilty when you say this

There is Xiong Black and White, who is said to be an authentic old Sanya fried dough stick to help pick seafood and bargain the price by the way. The group returned with a full reward. Finally, they went to Xiong Xiong to eat meat for seafood processing.

Xiong Xiong wants to eat meat. It is a store opened by Xiong Heihui. The chefs and waiters in the store are all muscular and burly men. In Sanya, a place where the locals are generally small and exquisite, these muscular men are simply a peculiar breed. The scenery, just looking at it, gives people a feeling of being uneasy, but the business in the store is quite good, mainly because the chefs are skilled, the place is clean, and the boss is cute.

Because they are acquaintances, in order to give the little orange cat a good meal, Xiong Heihe specially invited the chef to open a small stove.

At eight o'clock, a table full of seafood exudes an alluring aroma, making Xiao Luo salivate.

Steamed vermicelli with prawns, scallops with vermicelli, stir-fried lobster, coconut rice, steamed sea urchin rice, steamed lobster, spicy fried mango snails, prawns with salt and pepper, stir-fried square beans, Wuzhishan wild vegetables, and finally a pot of seafood porridge. The fragrance is complete, Xiao Luo almost couldn't help but change back into a human shape!

Fortunately, Xiong Black and White also prepared an extra meal for the little orange cat. The raw materials are basically the same as those on the round table. The only difference is that the taste is extremely light.

Everyone was very satisfied with this dinner. Ling Su even shared his cooking experience and experience with the chef, such as how to make food without salt taste better

At 9:30 in the evening, the group was ready to go back to the hotel. Before leaving, Xiong Heihe was holding the king's arm and acting like a spoiled child: "Your Majesty, when will you come to see me next time?"

"Enough to play here, let's go back to Z City." The king knocked on the head of the pseudo-loli, "The zoo lost a panda, which is not a good thing."

Bear black and white with teary eyes.

Xiao Luo took the opportunity to glance at his shit shovel officer, but luckily they were far away, so Ling Su probably didn't hear it.