My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 8: Has a long history

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#Check out all the cute things that are becoming more and more enchanting recently, and the guinea pig who is on live broadcast#

LZ: The following rankings are sorted by the time when each cute thing became popular.

Number one: Pudding Hamster - Five Rings.

Actor Su Chen's favorite pet, the pictures are not on the picture, how cute the deity is, you can follow the slag wave Weibo of the actor, who is showing off his pet every day. It is said that this hamster can read the script and the lines. I also turn on the TV to watch cartoons by myself, and I especially like to pose!

Second place: My Neighbor Totoro - Three Greys. Attached three gray.jpg

This one is no stranger to everyone. The chinchilla that became popular last year can solve quadratic equations in one variable, take children, and play the piano. Well, although it sounds a bit ugly, no matter what, our chinchillas from Dr. Zhao’s house Just unusual!

Third place: Macaw - Cocoa.

Since the macaw named Coco appeared in Li Wei's film "Glory", Director Li finally rushed out of country C and went international. In 2018, he won the first Academy Award for best director and became the The first director in country C to receive this honor. Cocoa in the movie has gained a lot of pink for its vivid ventriloquism, superb acting skills and powerful diamond claws. In addition, according to rumors, Coco is Director Li's pet, and Director Li once joked that this parrot saved his life.

Fourth place: Golden Retriever - Xiao Huang

Although the name is a little dirty, the deity is very handsome, [picture] [picture], there are videos on the Internet of this golden retriever picking up and going to school, pushing a cart to go shopping in the supermarket, it is not difficult to see from the video that Xiao Huang can not only distinguish The face value of RMB is also simple arithmetic.

Fifth place: guinea pig - Luo Baibai. Our main event is coming, the guinea pigs will be broadcast live! Have you seen it

W University is a well-known university in country C, and many giants from all walks of life are from W University. Today, the guinea pig who is broadcasting live is also from W University! Oh of course, it is not a student, but the pet of the vice president Luo Qingqiu's family! According to the reactions of many students of W University: This guinea pig named Luo Baibai loves learning very much. He often goes to the library to read books. He has also learned to surf the Internet recently. Content? If you are interested, you can click the video link below, you will discover a brand new world!

1#: Is the landlord exaggerating too much? No matter how pets are, they are not humans. Totoro, who can solve quadratic equations in one variable, looks like someone helped cheat!

2#: The Sanhui thing is true, Dr. Wuli Zhao posted the video on Weibo.

3#: Nothing is impossible. Golden Retriever's intelligence is not low, similar to that of a six-year-old child. It is not uncommon for him to be able to buy things by himself and take care of his children.

4#: Wow~ They are so cute, I really want to raise one...

5#: I became a fan of Luo Baibai, and after watching the live broadcast of [his], I decided to fight and move towards W University!

6#: My grandfather's family has a white parrot who is also very evil. He can sing Huangmei Opera, Peking Opera, and speak 18 dialects!

Xiao Luo quickly browsed a few pages of comments, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious. While people were amazed that pets are getting smarter and smarter, some people picked up all these cute things from one place: LOLO Pet Pavilion.

There is a link to the live video of the guinea pig in the post. Xiao Luo curiously opened it and looked at it. Luo Baibai is a white black-eyed guinea pig. The short hair is as smooth as satin, and the black pearl-like eyes look special when they are facing the camera. Innocent and ignorant.

At the beginning of the video, Luo Baibai recorded it with his mobile phone, because the camera kept shaking and the angle of view was very confusing. There was a low and laughing voice beside him, discussing with him to help him get the mobile phone, and then the camera turned, and the angle of view immediately became normal. stand up.

The entire video is not long, only thirty minutes. Luo Baibai live broadcasted two things from beginning to end: eating, reading, and then picked the questions of the two viewers in the live broadcast and answered them on the spot. Because of Lao Luo's dubbing, Xiao Luo watched it. With relish, he finally understood the reason why Luo Baibai's popularity and charm were so high!

Live... Maybe he can give it a try too

Xiao Luo was eager to try, but at the critical moment, he calmed down. After all, he is different from Luo Baibai. No matter how intelligent this guinea pig is, it is at most a ten-year-old child, so no matter how much it loves to learn, it cannot write Simple source code program.

Maybe he should test Ling Su's bottom line first.

Thinking from another perspective, with Ling Su's temperament, he can accept a cat that is smart enough to hear people's words, act coquettish, play cute and play games. That's because of the banner of LOLO Pet Pavilion, and many enchanting "seniors" 's glorious deeds come first, but what if the cat was actually a man in cat skin

Recalling Ling Su's attitude towards Bai Qingyun, Xiao Luo couldn't help shivering. The image of his shit shovel officer in front of outsiders seemed a bit cold? Probably only when facing his non-aggressive cat cub will he become considerate, talkative and vicious.

So, he has to hold on, and if he can't hold on, it is estimated that he will be discarded and become... a stray cat

Xiao Luo widened his eyes in horror. He glanced at the time displayed in the lower right corner of the computer screen. He quickly cleared his browsing history, then shut down the computer. Wo, holding the phone and playing.

Compared with the ball system, the screen of this iPhone 9 is too small, and the virtual keyboard is also quite inconvenient. Only the rhythm master can barely satisfy his current situation, practice more claws, and then go to take more orders when it becomes more flexible. ! Or, he can sell himself with Luo Baibai, for example: 10,000 popularity points + 10,000 charm points monthly? Provide four foreign language translation, proficient in computer hardware software language programs, can write programs to develop small games...

"Little Fatty, are you awake?" When it was half past nine, Ling Su came back, and when he saw the little orange cat lying in the cathouse playing games, he couldn't help laughing, "Aren't your paws tired? You're almost done! Internet addiction cat."

"Meow~" The little orange cat immediately threw away the phone, rushed forward and acted coquettishly, rubbing his legs with his head, and purring.

For the sake of charm, Xiao Luo even gave up the principle.

"I haven't seen you for three hours, and that's what Little Fatty misses me. Come on, hold one!" Ling Su put the thing in his hand and immediately picked up the little orange cat, which kept wrapping around his legs. Turning, he couldn't move his legs and didn't say anything, for fear that he would not notice to step on it when he stepped down.

"Meow~" is acridine, I miss the charm you brought me!

"Little Fatty, are you eating too much?" Ling Su reached out and touched the chubby belly of the little orange cat, inexplicably remembered Xiaoxiao's sentence in the Xingchen R&D team, "Ten orange cats are nine fat, and one is overwhelming. kang".

"Meow?" Xiao Luo stretched out his paws and touched his belly, and froze. He used to have a fat physique and never had a taboo, but he was a bit picky eater. But orange cats seem to gain weight easily

"It's okay, you should eat more when you are still growing." Seeing the terrified expression on the little orange cat, Ling Su quickly comforted him. Sometimes he even felt strange, how could he treat a little boy who had only been brought back for two days. Is the milk cat so caring

Obviously he has tried to keep some other small pets before, but in the end they are all gone. As for cats? Not even thinking about it.

Well, it must be because of LOLO Pet Pavilion, the little guys from this place are generally more endearing.

Ling Su quickly found the answer for himself.

"Meow?" The little orange cat replied listlessly.

When I think about how fast cats grow, maybe after a few months, Master has not done it yet, and I have become a big fat cat! Xiao Luo's heart is cold, no, he must hurry up to earn popularity and charm points, and what is the mysterious love value, he has to study it, if he can find the ball system The mysterious king behind it, maybe there is nothing wrong with it!

"Little Fatty, you really..." Ling Su chuckled and shook his head, this feeling of raising a son? Seems to be fine too.

Hey, shit shoveling officer, what did you think of again? Xiao Luo looked at Ling Su suspiciously. At a close distance, the other party's ivory-white complexion was delicate and smooth, his facial features were handsome and his temperament was soft, and he was like a painting. Immediately, all the images of snake spirits, talkativeness, and drama disappeared. There were only three words left in his mind: Big Handsome Ratio!

Xiao Luo grew up so big, and it was the first time he deeply realized that he was also a proper looking dog.

"Stay in the cat's den, don't run around, I'll take a bath first." Ling Su said in a doting tone, rubbing the little orange cat's chin and putting it back in the cat's den, "If you promise not to If you can pee casually, I will allow you to sleep in bed tonight."

Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Xiao Luo heard that his heartbeat was extremely abnormal. He stared blankly at the shit shovel officer. After three seconds, he turned around decisively, lay down, and shrank into a ball.

Who cares about your bed? How dare you use a beauty trick on me! Shit, I won't be fooled.

Huh? Ling Su looked at the little orange cat whose face suddenly changed, not sure if it was just really sleepy, or did he not understand what he said

He specially took the time to consult Vice President Luo before. The IQ of his guinea pig Luo Baibai is equivalent to that of a ten-year-old child, while the IQ of a cat is considered to be relatively high in the animal world. The intelligence is equivalent to that of a seven- or six-year-old child? It should be understood.

Are you angry

Ling Su was confused and a little anxious, so he sent Luo Qingqiu a message for help: Uncle Luo, my little chubby is angry, what should I do

In less than a minute, the approachable Vice President Luo replied: Just kiss and smile.jpg

Ling Su: …