My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 87: Cramming upgrades

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That night, Xiao Luo was awakened from his sleep. He opened his eyes in a daze and saw a black shadow floating in front of his eyes. Under the conditioned reflex, he scratched his paw and was grabbed by the other party. Entering the body, he instantly woke up.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, what are you doing in the middle of the night

"Shh! Come with me."

Xiao Luo looked back at Ling Su, who was sleeping soundly, nodded, and gave up struggling.

The so-called "follow me" is just a blink of an eye to change rooms.

It was 2:30 in the morning and the night was quiet. Only one wall lamp was turned on in Ling Xuan's room, and the curtains were tightly covered.

"Neidan, do you want it?" Ling Xuan was wearing a white T-shirt and beige slacks, and the white sneakers on his feet were faintly stained with a layer of ash. It was obvious that this guy had not rested since the supper.

"Meow!" Want it! By the way, you must have just returned from outside, right

Xiao Luo didn't wait for an answer, only to see that the other party took out a cloth bag embroidered with a flaming red shading pattern like a juggler, opened the mouth of the bag, and began to pour on the carpet. drop down.

Big beads and small beads falling on the jade plate, this is almost the feeling.

Xiao Luo was stunned. He remembered that last time Ling Xuan said that he still had seven or eight inner elixir in his hand, and the time was quadrupled in the blink of an eye!

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, didn't you clean up all the monsters in a radius of hundreds of miles

"Almost. There are quite a few little demons who want to eat a bite of Tang Seng's meat to improve their cultivation. I only caught some of them. Now you should clearly realize how dangerous Ling Xiaosu's situation is, right?" Ling Xuan said with a smile. , sat down cross-legged, stretched out slender fingers and pushed the monster's inner alchemy in the direction of the little orange cat one by one.

Xiao Luo couldn't help swallowing his saliva: If the inner alchemy here is calculated according to one hundred years of cultivation, it would add up to three thousand years, but the inner alchemy of little monsters is different from that of big monsters, and cannot be simply added or subtracted. To calculate, even three thousand years may not be worth a big monster with two thousand years of cultivation.

But if all these are absorbed, maybe he can really let him break through the last three levels at once

"Meow?" Eat them all

"Otherwise, do you want to keep it for the New Year?" Ling Xuan propped his jawbone with one hand and sighed, "Your master said that the fat legacy can only be solved by yourself, so hurry up, my little ancestor."

"Meow..." If I eat all of these, I'll gain 30 pounds again.

"Isn't your gaze at full level? Later, I will take you out to find someone to practice more. You will definitely lose weight before dawn tomorrow. It's really not good. I will help you again." Ling Xuan said, smiling again. Climbing up on his cheeks, he grinned and geared up, "Isn't it a good feeling to burn your body in flames? Ordinary people don't have the blessing to enjoy it!"

Xiao Luo scratched his chin in embarrassment. Obviously, he has no other choice. If he wants to follow the steps, it is not impossible, but the problem is that Ming Snake and Fat Yi will not wait for him.

"Meow." I understood.

The little orange cat raised his short legs and started to shoot the inner pills, eating them all one by one. The small hairballs that originally weighed more than three kilograms began to expand like an inflated balloon. When all the inner pills were killed by him, the little orange cat Has become a big orange pig.

[System prompt: Energy is sufficient, do you want to advance?]

Yes!

The system prompted twice, Xiao Luo waited patiently for a moment, and found that the last level was estimated to be temporarily impossible to pass.

"Meow!" Ling Xiaoxuan, let's go quickly.

Xiao Luo felt that his vision had broadened a lot. He stood up and shook his body, feeling a little tired, so he simply sat back on the ground: as expected, it was better to lie down.

"Little Fatty, do you need me to hug you?" Ling Xuan asked with a smile, his eyes... as if he was looking at a pig.

Xiao Luo felt that he was being laughed at, and shook his head decisively: "Meow!" No need!

"Look, these cats have short legs, no neck, and are so fat. The floor vibrates when they walk. They can only rely on their thoughts to lick their hair. They are so fat that they can't even get a daughter-in-law..." Ling Xuan got excited and kept going. Counting each other.

Xiao Luo squinted, one stared down, and after losing a circle visibly to the naked eye, he kicked on the ground with his hind legs, and one flew towards Ling Xuan's face, hugging each other's face with all four limbs, scratching hard: "Meow! Meow! Woo!" To make you look down on the fat man, I will tell you to taste the disfigurement immediately!

"Hahaha, chubby, you are so funny." Ling Xuan pushed gently, the big orange pig fell from his face, he stretched out his hand to pick it up, showing a hint of difficulty on his face, "It's really heavy. Yes, let's go, let's go out and wave."

"Meow!" It's less than 30 pounds, and you are still shouting heavy, you are destined to never have a cat in your life!

Xiao Luo retorted fiercely. A minute later, Ling Xuan was taken to an unfamiliar place. The sky was full of light in the darkness, and the largest island suspended in the air in the distance exuded magnificent colors. They were standing on a two-meter-diameter block. On the big stone, the stone is also suspended in the air. Looking around from this angle, you can see small and large islands floating in the air, but all the islands are not as magnificent as the one in the center.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, where is this

"Demon world." Ling Xuan replied indifferently, changing his previous attitude of being sloppy, "Humans and monsters have different paths, although human society is developing rapidly today and high-tech products are changing with each passing day, even monster hunters have learned to use precision instruments to catch monsters. ,but-"

"When encountering those big monsters who are cunning and treacherous, have a high level of cultivation, are good at disguising as human beings, and can completely restrain their evil spirits, human beings are helpless after all."

"In order to maintain the peace between the human world and the demon world, the Four Sacred Beasts take turns every 100 years, strictly controlling and guarding the exit from the demon world to the human world, but this year it's Xuanwu's turn. He... often dozed off while on duty."

"Meow?" So this year, there are so many monsters who sneak into the human world and want to eat Ling Xiaosu's meat

Xiao Luo was a little speechless, he always thought that Xuanwu should be very calm and reliable, and reality always refreshed his cognition.

Ling Xuan clenched his right hand into a fist, put it on his mouth and coughed lightly, trying to correct: "Actually, it can't be said that way, there is a word called God's will is hard to defy, and the four holy beasts are not omnipotent."

Xiao Luo replied ignorantly, and poked the opponent's calf with his front paw: "Meow?" Shall we go to Xuanwu now

"Of course not. I'll take you to the bar. There are the most little demons that are upside down day and night. Most of them like to transform into human beings. You can just take this opportunity to practice your gaze. Before dawn, I'll take you back." Ling Xuan squatted down and covered the orange cat's head with one hand. With a thought, in the blink of an eye, one person and one cat came to one of the floating islands.

After being there, Xiao Luo clearly realized that each of these suspended islands is actually equivalent to a city in human society. Previously, their footholds were obviously higher and farther away, and they could overlook many islands. He had the most intuitive understanding when he saw the criss-crossing main roads, the street lamps with stars twinkling on both sides of the road, the strange-shaped houses on both sides, and the occasional human-like monsters passing by.

This is a real world.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, don't you pretend to be with me before entering

Standing at the entrance of Little Fox Demon's bar, Xiao Luo couldn't help reminding him that Suzaku is one of the Four Holy Beasts, with a prestigious reputation, so he would be surrounded by all the demons as soon as he appeared.

Ling Xuan raised a fascinated smile: "Don't worry, they don't recognize me."

"Meow?" Because you cut your hair

Xiao Luo wanted to laugh, feeling that the reason he was looking for was too superficial, but after thinking about it carefully, maybe it was really the case? At that time, Feiyi didn't recognize Suzaku at first glance, and it was not until Ling Xuan deliberately released his demonic energy that he scared the other party away...

"Go in, chubby." Ling Xuan took the lead and walked to the bar.

The bar of the little fox demon is a place opened by a fox. All the bartenders in the bar are handsome men and beauties transformed by a little fox. Dressed up guests walk together in groups of three and two to fight wine and play games.

The bar is an open lobby with no private boxes. You can order songs from a broadcasting station. The singer is also played by a little fox. In addition, guests can also go directly to sing, but they need to pay for tickets to go there.

Xiao Luo took a look around and felt that the atmosphere in this bar was good. There was no chaotic feeling. Although they were all demons, they all followed the rules, which made him surprised: "Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, why? Are they all so nice

"Because the bad guys were thrown out." Ling Xuan replied as a matter of course, carrying the big orange cat to the bar and grinning at the bartender's younger brother, "Give me a glass of white grape juice."

Xiao Luozhen: You always come to the bar to order grape juice, are you sure you're not here to spoil the place

"Okay, please wait a moment." The bartender smiled and treated the guests with a good attitude.

Xiao Luo was stunned, and was knocked on the head by Ling Xuan: "Don't be stunned, hurry up to work, you have less than three hours left."

"Meow." Xiao Luo responded, and immediately turned his attention to other places. He started to use gaze from the nearest humanoid monster. Looking at them one by one, he found that most of the monsters in the bar are common animals in human society. And... Nine times out of ten the wine glasses they were holding were juice.

A burly muscular man walked over to the bar, bought a ticket, and was about to go on stage to sing a song. Before leaving, he noticed the big orange cat lying on the bar, and his eyes lit up and came over: "This is Pigs are so small!"

"Meow!" You are the pig!

Xiao Luo glared at the other party and found that it was really a wild boar, with a sturdy body, stubby limbs, long and hard bristles on its back, and a gray-black lump.

"Oh, it turns out to be just a cat, why is it so fat?" The wild boar demon tutted in amazement, turned around and walked a few steps, and didn't forget to look back at the big orange cat until it came to the stage—

"I just saw a fat cat, and I want to sing a song for him, the song is called "Pig Song", I hope everyone likes it!"

"Meow!" What if it seems to scratch him to death!

"Cough, calm down." Ling Xuan held the grape juice, his face almost contorted with a smile, "Don't care about a pig, it will lose your identity."

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, you still have snot on your nose when you catch a cold..." Familiar melody, completely out of tune lyrics, and a group of monsters sing along.

The atmosphere was hilarious, Xiao Luo was so angry that his hair stood on end, and he accelerated his speed and stared at the monsters!

Perhaps it was because of too much motivation. After two hours, Xiao Luo successfully achieved the goal of losing weight. By the time he was about to go to the wild boar demon to settle accounts, the other party had already left.

"Meow!" Don't let me see him again! Otherwise, see you hit once!

"There are many wild boar demons, and they all look the same when they transform into human beings. You may not be able to recognize them next time." Ling Xuan corrected his mistakes calmly, and couldn't hide a smile in his language, "What a big deal, let's go, brother take me with you. You go catch monsters and play."