My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 88: Cat Fighting Snake

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Catch monsters? Xiao Luo looked at Ling Xuan suspiciously, and it would be dawn in more than an hour.

"Meow." Ling Xiaoxuan, I remember when we first met, you were obviously like you hadn't slept for hundreds of years, and you wanted to lie on the bed all the time.

"Isn't this a special treatment during a special period?" Ling Xuan smiled indifferently, reached out and stroked the cat, and was slapped away mercilessly, "I also want to solve the problem earlier, to save your master from so much hard work."

Xiao Luo's eyes widened in surprise: It's not because the enemies don't get together, it's incredible that Ling Xuan, "Miss Sister", who was marked as a brain-dead by the master, would be so considerate.

"Meow?" Where are you going to catch

"Of course I'm going back." Ling Xuan tilted his head and smiled, picking up the little orange cat with one hand, "It still feels good, it was too heavy just now, and I almost couldn't hold it."

Xiao Luo: "..." I didn't let you hug me, thank you.

Returning from the demon world to the human world, this time, Xiao Luo finally noticed the exit. It was a huge dark blue light door. When he came, because Ling Xuan was too fast, he had no time to see clearly behind him.

The door of light is like a huge eye, encompassing all things, and there is a large black shadow at the door, hidden under the heavy mountains, vague and invisible.

Xiao Luozhen was thinking about whether to use his gaze to take a thorough look, but Ling Xuan covered his eyes.

"That's Xuanwu, be careful, don't wake him up."

"Meow?" Why

"Because he's getting up."

Ling Xuan replied mysteriously, and quickly passed through the gate. Xiao Luo only felt a flash of white light in front of him. In the blink of an eye, he was back under the night sky of human society. When dozing off.

The little orange cat was placed on the ground, Ling Xuan knelt down on one knee, and the five fingers of his right hand were spread out on the ground. Xiao Luo looked at it intently, and saw red flames like spider webs spreading from his five fingers towards the surrounding area. Go, in less than half a minute, the target is locked.

"How about going to the fat relic to play with?"

"Meow." Not much.

Xiao Luo is not arrogant enough to think that he can directly kill the fat legacy, and he is even more worried about whether Ling Su will be alone at the moment.

"Don't worry, I'm here, go say hello, and we'll go back. I'm sleepy too." Ling Xuan said while yawning.

"Meow." Let's go.

After Feiyi left under Ling Xuan's nose, he ran away immediately, but he always kept his goal in mind: to get that delicious human being who is said to be able to increase his cultivation for thousands of years by eating it! It didn't want to run far, still hovering near Ling's house.

Suzaku is also there, does he also want to eat meat? Feiyi swims around anxiously, the prototype is too large, in order not to cause riots in the human world to affect its original plan, it has to keep shrinking its prototype and shrinking it, until it is smaller than the cobra in human society. When they were about the same size, they burrowed into the grass uneasily.

It can't become a humanoid, because it was once bewitched to attack Bai Ze, was punished by Heaven, and recovered some of its abilities. After thousands of years, it can only run around as a prototype. Ordinary little monsters have a way to transform into a human shape, but it can only sway around with this prototype that is despised by all monsters until—

Ming Snake told it: After eating the human named Ling Su, it can restore its lost ability and increase its cultivation level for another thousand years!

The fat left letter, went through the relevant procedures, and left the demon world openly.

Its luck is really good. As soon as it stepped into the human world, it soon discovered the trace of the human being, but it only missed one thing: Suzaku is actually here!

Fat Yi knew that he was not Suzaku's opponent, so he had to leave, but he was not willing to give up. The claws hit the head!

"Meow!" Ling Xiaoxuan, are you sure that this little snake is a fat relic

"Hmm, didn't you see that it has a head and two bodies?"

"Meow?" Maybe it's a genetically mutated snake

Although Xiao Luo had doubts, he did not hesitate at all.

When fighting a cat with a snake, you must first see whether the snake is poisonous, and secondly, the size of the two sides. Generally speaking, cats have the advantage. Just like the truth of martial arts in the world, the sensitivity of cats is much higher than that of snakes.

Xiao Luo never knew about the above, but now he only knows one thing: this nasty snake wants to eat the meat of his shovel officer, what should I do? kill it!

Fat Yi did not expect that on the first day he came to the human world, he would be bullied by a little orange cat!

When the paw was slapped down, its eyes flashed with gold stars, and it was thrown out without saying a word. That daring cat dared to rush up and continue to provoke it!

It's obviously a thick and short short leg, but the speed is fast and accurate. Every time, it scratches at its head. After being hit once, twice, and three times in a row, the fat is angry and just wants to change back. When the prototype crushed this ignorant cat to death, a gorgeous, low, distinctive and recognizable voice floated over from its side.

"If you dare to change back to your original form, I will burn you to death."

Bullying is too much! Feiyi was in a rage, and in view of the fear of Suzaku, he didn't think that the other party's words were just fooling him.

"Meow?" It ran, is it still chasing

"Stop chasing, go back to sleep." Ling Xuan said with a smile, picked up the little orange cat, and carried it with one hand, "Do you think now that this fat waste is nothing to be afraid of?"

"Meow!" Because it didn't change back to the prototype.

"No, because I'm here." Ling Xuan said quite proudly.

Xiao Luozhen, forget it, since the other party helped him so much today, just give him some face and make him happy.

The little orange cat hurriedly returned to Ling Su's room before dawn. After carefully stomping on his four paws with a towel, Xiao Luo carefully crawled over to his house's shit shovel officer and fell asleep.

This sleep, I slept until eleven o'clock that day.

Looking at Ling Xuan, who also slept until noon and woke up, looking listless and sleepy as if he could continue to sleep for three days and three nights, and the little orange cat who was dazedly shaking his head and rolled around holding his thigh, Ling Su finally He couldn't help but ask, "Ling Xiaoxuan, what did you do last night?"

"Got to be a thief." Ling Xuan yawned and glanced at the extra quiet living room around him, "Why are there so few people today?"

"My brother and sister-in-law took the group on a tour. My father and mother went shopping in the morning. Grandpa went to find his little friend to play chess because he was so bored." Ling Su reached out and hugged the little orange cat Get up, put it on the sofa, "I'm going to cook cat food for Xiaopang, do you want to eat it together?"

"Uh, I don't eat cat food." There was a tear in the corner of Ling Xuan's eyes, obviously his mind was not fully awake.

"Then go and cook by yourself." Ling Su raised his eyebrows slightly, then turned and walked towards the kitchen, "The cook at home is also on vacation. If you want to eat at the moment, you can be self-reliant."

"I feel like I'm exhausted and my whole body is not well, so I decided not to eat!"

"I'm too lazy. Didn't you still actively cook and practice your skills before?"

"That was before." Ling Xuan muttered in a low voice.

Xiao Luo shook his ears and finally woke up, remembering that the system reminded him that he had sufficient energy yesterday, and he was promoted twice in a row. He hadn't had time to look at the specific data.

Promotion is done 8/9.

Character name: Xiao Luo

Breed: Orange cat pseudo-human

gender: male

Skills: Detection (passive skill, can detect the enemy's weakness at the front line of life and death); purification (self-contained skills, unknown stability, to be verified); staring (active skill, can speed up cultivation, have a higher chance to defeat the opponent) Real body); Lucky (active skill, can give the target a lucky BUFF through blessing, to achieve the wish, cool down for half an hour);

Note: Sealing skills are not displayed yet.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, the skill bar did not change much, the only thing plus the cooldown of Lucky Fortune was shortened by half.

But what kind of breed is this orange cat pseudo-human

The system should not be a virus!

Or, until the promotion is completed 9/9, all the data is a cloud

Xiao Luo was a little worried.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Little Fatty, what happened to your weak, pitiful and helpless expression

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The system says I am an orange cat pseudo-human.

Ling Xuan: That's right, by the time 9/9, he should have become a human.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Has this happened before

Ling Xuan: Huh

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Like me, because of an accident, the soul is attached to the animal, and then... you know.

Ling Xuan: Probably not. I know that the system is becoming more and more independent now, and your master can't fully control it. At first, Xiaobai was considered a developer, but now he is at most an administrator.

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: What about you

Ling Xuan: The non-staff who makes soy sauce.

Xiao Luo was silent, feeling a little upset for some reason, so he simply ran off the sofa, ready to go to his family Ling Xiaosu, wash his eyes, and let his mind empty for a while.

The Ling family's kitchen is a certain distance from the living room, but with a keen sense of smell, Xiao Luo managed to find his shit shovel officer very smoothly.

Fresh salmon, chicken breast, peas, potatoes, and carrots have been prepared and placed on the cutting board.

When Xiao Luo passed by, he happened to see Ling Su slashing the knife like a god, cutting all the ingredients and cooking them, then he quietly squatted on the high stool, watching intently, and his heart was full of joy: The good man of the new century in the kitchen is talking about his Ling Xiaosu!

"Little Fatty, are you hungry?"

"Meow!" I'm not hungry, I just came to see your handsome back.

Ling Su smiled lightly. After cooking the fish, meat, and vegetables in sequence, he lifted the pot, removed them, and ground them into mud. After stirring them evenly, they put them into an abrasive tool, pressed them lightly a few times, and finally put them on a plate. Send it to the little orange cat.

"Try it."

Xiao Luo responded cheerfully, opened his mouth, and swallowed the heart-shaped cat meal with one mouth.

Ling Su: "..." It seems that it would be better to keep the prototype of the food next time.