When he came to the demon world again, Xiao Luo couldn't help but open his eyes wide and began to struggle: "Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, aren't you crazy enough to want to slaughter all the innocent little demons here
"My brain hasn't broken yet, how could I do such a thing." Ling Xuan put the little orange cat on the ground, and after driving the two-meter-diameter hanging stone in the air to a more remote corner, he set up a barrier.
Xiao Luo stared intently at his every move, which didn't seem like a good feeling.
"Meow?" What do you want to do
"How many more cultivation pills can be exchanged, all of them have been exchanged."
Xiao Luo looked at Qiuqiu's account balance. After a while, the popularity value rose by nearly 40,000. Obviously, the effect of this advertisement is very good, even if it is a small mobile game, it is quite interesting.
"Meow." Four.
After the exchange, his popularity and charm values almost bottomed out.
"Well, hurry up." Ling Xuan urged.
Xiao Luo did as he was told, and after swallowing the four cultivation pills in turn, did he notice that Ling Xuan had changed his clothes in the blink of an eye, the one he had seen in his dream of a shit shovel officer earlier. The fiery red robe, because of the short hair, looks a bit inconsistent.
After taking the cultivation pills one by one, the little orange cat gained more than one circle of weight, and the round head and fluffy body were connected into a ball.
"Meow!" Sure enough, he got fat again.
Xiao Luo hurriedly used the staring skill at Ling Xuan, but found that the other party was quickly forming a seal and casting a dazzling red light from his body.
"Condensation." Ling Xuan's expression was stern, one word seemed to weigh thousands of pounds, and the red spark was condensed by a powerful invisible force, and finally turned into a fiery red bead.
Xiao Luo stared at the round red bead in a stunned manner, and a word popped up in his subconscious mind: Neidan
"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, is this your inner core
"It's beautiful." Ling Xuan's face was obviously pale, and there was a faint sweat oozing out of his forehead. In his tone, he handed the red master to the little orange cat, "Hurry up and eat."
Xiao Luo shook his head in resistance: "Meow." Can't eat.
Between humans and demons, Xiao Luo doesn't have a very real perception. The only thing he insists on is to be a person with a conscience.
If it was the inner alchemy of those little monsters, he would have no psychological burden to use it, because those guys were evil by nature and wanted to eat the meat of his family's Ling Xiaosu, but their skills were not as good as others, and they were eaten by him instead.
But this is Ling Xuan's inner alchemy, he can't pretend he doesn't know anything with his conscience.
"Thinking too much is a disease. This is the condensed body of my thousand years of cultivation, so don't waste it." Ling Xuan thought about it, and immediately understood, grabbed the little orange cat by the neck, forced him to open his mouth, and put the The red bead was stuffed in, "I'm not stupid, I'll give you the inner pill? I'm not Ling Xiaosu. I don't want anything for you. I'm hopelessly stupid."
"Meow!" Ling Xiaoxuan, did you do something wrong to me in your last life, otherwise why are you so kind to me
The hot beads instantly got into his throat, Xiao Luo exclaimed, feeling that his whole body was about to be scorched, this feeling is much more real than roasting on the fire.
Ling Xuan wandered the sky and thought for a while: "Well, I have to say something, that is, when you come and ask me what will happen to a ladyboy love, I will tell you that I will be hit by five thunders, this does it count?"
Xiao Luozhen, this Suzaku's thousand-year-old cultivation base is not so easy to absorb, because it is too hot, he has completely given up the idea of maintaining his image, and rolled directly on the ground, slowly shrinking into a ball.
Ling Xuan was taken aback by his movement, and quickly let go of his hand: "No wonder Xiaobai has been refusing to let you take shortcuts, so it's so frustrating."
"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, don't you have a clue
Xiao Luo felt that his whole body was wet, and what was even sadder was that even if he was soaked in sweat, he was still a little fat cat.
"I haven't practiced it, but I have calculated theoretically that if it goes well, you can go back smoothly with only a few blows from the sky. Look, isn't it a good deal? Little Fatty, resist it, don't miss it. Don't let down my thousand-year cultivation base!"
This non-stop sound is like a mosquito flying around in the ear, buzzing.
Xiao Luo let out a weak meow, and asked: Do you have any tricks, formulas, etc. to teach me, do you really have to endure it like this and die in pain
"No. I have a racial divide with you, and I can't teach you." Ling Xuan shook his head quite as a bachelor, and his pale face finally recovered a bit of blood, "But you can try to control the direction of the power in your body, slow down. Boot it slowly..."
Xiao Luo closed his eyes and began to look for a breakthrough.
Time passed by, and the little orange cat slowly quieted down, half an hour later in the blink of an eye.
Ling Xuan changed from half squatting to standing at the beginning, and finally squatted down uneasy, wanting to touch the little orange cat, hesitated and finally retracted his hand, frowning slightly: "Isn't it enough?"
Since the initial development of the Qiuqiu system, Ling Xuan has not been involved in the core. As he told Xiao Luo, he is a non-staff who plays soy sauce. The four holy beasts have special status, so they are equipped with this system. , but except for the great king, the other three have no real power.
In order to maintain the harmony between the demon world and the human world, protect the safety of animals in human society, and stimulate the human's concept of animal protection, LOLO Pet Pavilion came into being. After the full moon, they were taken to the LOLO pet house, loaded with the ball system, and selected suitable human shit shoveling officers for them to achieve a win-win situation.
Although there is a certain chance of becoming a sperm, the small animals born in human society basically have only a small chance, and most of the demons living in the human world were born in the demon world since they were young, because of work needs or due to debts to the king. , had to repay the debt, so he lived in hiding in the human world.
However, Xiao Luo's situation is a special exception. At this moment, Ling Xuan is not sure what the outcome will be. He spent thousands of years of his own cultivation base originally wanting to help Xiao Luo, but looking at the situation now, Can not help but feel guilty.
[System prompt: Energy is sufficient, do you want to advance?]
In a daze, Xiao Luo heard the sound of the system, which sounded like heavenly sounds. He barely opened his eyes and found that Ling Xuan was looking at him worriedly.
"Little Fatty, are you feeling better? Are you okay? It scared me to death!"
"Meow..." Ling Xiaoxuan, if I succeed in Advanced 9/9, won't... I'll lose the ball system, and I won't be able to turn back into a cat
"Well, I can't say it either."
"Meow." That's too bad, the LOL that promised to Uncle Coco hasn't done it yet.
Xiao Luo suddenly felt a little sad. He used to hope that he could go back, but when he thought about going back, he would no longer be able to lie on Ling Su's lap and roll around in an open and honest way. Besides, he promised to complete the homework. Haven't paid yet!
[Advanced by default, in progress...]
"Meow!" The system reminds me that I'm in the process of advancing, have you thought about how to explain to Ling Su when you go back!
"Ah?" Ling Xuan was startled, but Ling Su's side was okay with explaining it. The problem was with Grandpa Ling. If the old man thought that the little grandson's precious cat was killed by him, it would be a little troublesome.
"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, you first use spells to transform into a cat and go to work, I will come to you soon.
[System prompt: Advanced 9/9 has been reached, and time-space retrogression is about to take place, please prepare the host.]
WTF! What the hell is Time and Space Backtracking? Anyway, you explain it clearly!
Xiao Luo only had time to glance at his personal information for the last time before fainting.
Character name: Xiao Luo
Breed: Human
Sex: Male
Skills: Detection (passive skill, can detect the enemy's weakness at the front line of life and death); purification (self-contained skills, unknown stability, to be verified); staring (active skill, can speed up cultivation, have a higher chance to defeat the opponent) Real body); Lucky (active skill, you can give the target a lucky BUFF through blessing, fulfill your wish, cool down for half an hour); Transform (special skill, to be explored)
Note: Sealing skills are not displayed yet.
"Little Fatty!?" Ling Xuan was about to go crazy. He witnessed the little orange cat disappear in front of him, the barrier was crumbling, and the thunder fell from the sky and hit him on the head!
What the hell is going on here!
After all, it was just a thunderbolt, and his hair was ruined again: a little exploding head or something, it was absolutely ugly.
Why is Tiandao always having trouble with his hair!
Ling Xuan was so angry that he almost fainted, and the sequelae of forcibly pulling away from the cultivation base finally broke out. A dizziness similar to anemia struck, he struggled, pulled a hair from his head, and transformed into a small orange cat. Confuse people first.
However, the reality is always skinny than the ideal.
"Xiao Xuan, did you just go out to get your hair done?" Grandpa Ling asked kindly, choosing a more euphemistic adjective, "This hairstyle has a unique personality."
"Exploding head?" Ling Su took the little orange cat and glanced at Ling Xuan suspiciously. After three seconds, his expression changed, and he glared at the other party: Where's Little Fatty
"I also don't think it looks good. I'll go and fix it later." Ling Xuan said with a smile, deliberately avoiding Ling Su's sight.
It's just that he can hide for a while, but he can't hide for a lifetime. After the meal, he was stopped.
"Ling Xiaosu, what are you doing?"
"Where did you hide Little Fatty?" Ling Su suppressed his voice, with faint anger. After receiving the cat from the other party, he realized that something was wrong. This was not Little Fatty, no matter how much he looked like, Not his little chubby.
"What are you talking about?" Ling Xuan pretended to be stupid and pushed people away with a smile, but to no avail, he was grabbed by Ling Su, pushed into the room, and closed the door with his backhand.
The orange cat squatted on the ground quietly, as unresponsive as an ostrich.
Ling Xuan raised his brows slightly: he was careless, he forgot the habit of Xiao Pang who likes to hug Ling Su and act like a spoiled child anytime, anywhere.
"You guys, what's going on?" Ling Su didn't want to disturb his grandfather, so he didn't expose it in person. When there was no one around, he couldn't bear it any longer. If it wasn't for his upbringing and habit, he didn't allow him to hit casually. As a human being, at this moment, he would have ignored the three-seven-twenty-one and beat up Ling Xuan first!