My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 99: life

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Daoist Qingfeng walked very hastily, and when Xiao Luo found out, the figure had long since disappeared.

"Master, why does the Taoist priest come and go in such a hurry every time?"

"Because he's busy." The king said casually, and stuffed another biscuit into his mouth. The taste was really unsatisfactory. "Is there anything else to eat?"

"The map shows that there is a small town half an hour's drive from here. There must be food in the town. Later, let's go there?" Xiao Luo turned on the computer, checked the map, and took time to write a few lines of code. A rhythm that doesn't want to waste a minute.

"No, just wait here. It's a waste of time to come and go." The king said, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and continued to read "Journey to the West" that he had not finished before.

Listening to the familiar melody of music, Xiao Luo silently lowered his head, continued to write the code, typed a few lines, he stopped, glanced at Ling Su and Ling Xuan who were busy not far away, and then quietly He got close to the king and asked in a low voice, "Master, after the ball system is gone, can I get it back?"

The king paused the video and reached out to touch the boy's forehead: "No fever."

"Master, I'm not joking with you." Xiao Luo couldn't help laughing and crying, "I haven't gotten the LOL that I promised Coco before. Besides, I finally made a few friends, and I cut off contact all of a sudden. I guess I will..."

It's really not easy to meet each other.

After hesitating for a moment, the king said: "This, let me ask the system for you, the decision is not with me. If there is no system, it is really inconvenient to connect, and it is not a problem for you to live for hundreds of years. , Ling Su just…”

Hundreds of years! Xiao Luo's eyes widened in surprise, isn't that a monster

Although in today's society, science and technology are advanced, and medical standards are becoming more and more advanced, the maximum life expectancy of human beings is only more than 100. At the age of 67, organs have already begun to age.

"Master!" Xiao Luo excitedly grabbed the king's arm. He didn't dare to say nonsense, and could only look at the master pleadingly.

"I see." The king nodded, "Let go of your hand, don't disturb me watching TV, I'll get in touch with you later. That guy is being hypocritical now and doesn't give me any face at all."

Master, are you sure you are talking about the system? Xiao Luo blinked and let go of his hand resolutely. As a system monarch with independent consciousness, I hope it won't be too difficult.

"There is one more thing." Xiao Luo took out the green inner pill from his pocket and handed it to the king, "This is left by the tree spirit."

"You put it away first, you might be able to use it later." The king glanced at a glance, and there was a hint of surprise on his face, "I'm afraid that the tree spirit has long been willing to die, even though it was so easy for you to put it away. Qingfeng saved me."

"Master, isn't it because I'm good?"

"With more than two thousand years of cultivation, although it is a tree spirit, it has far more means to deal with humans than you think. If it resists, the inner alchemy self-destruction is enough to blow you to pieces."

"So it is." Recalling what the dryad said before his death, he suddenly realized that if humans hadn't destroyed the environment on which it lived, it would not have gone astray.

Xiao Luo logged in to his wealth management account online, made a payment, and donated anonymously to the China Environmental Protection Foundation.

"There is a limit to what I can do. I hope you will have a good life in your next life." He held the inner alchemy, said in a low voice, and shoved the thing into the king's hand, "Master, please keep it for me, I am strong. It's too weak, and when you meet a ruthless character, if you are robbed, you will suffer too much."

"Yeah." The king didn't refuse. He clearly saw the boy's every move, and felt very relieved. He handed the biscuit box to the other party, "Put this garbage, don't leave it here."

Xiao Luo nodded, collected the empty mineral water bottles, biscuit packaging bags, and disposable gloves that had been used before, and put them back in the trunk. When he folded back, he found that the king was holding his laptop, and his slender fingers were fast tapping the keyboard.

"Master, what are you doing?"

"Looking for the system. That guy has slipped away recently, and he often scrambles on the Internet."

Xiao Luo was stunned. He remembered that before he led Uncle Coco to open the hack, he once suggested to the king that he wanted to open a channel to control the computer by operating the ball system, but he was ruthlessly rejected. The idea of a gamepad.

So, the king rejected him, not because it was impossible, but because of... trouble

"Caught." The king said calmly.

Xiao Luo leaned forward and saw that the data captured by the positioning was a piece of garbled code.

On the pitch-black screen, the white flashing text kept jumping. The communication between the king and the garbled characters is still encrypted and protected, and special codes are needed to correspond to the conversion. Xiao Luo said that he could not decipher it for the time being, so he stood quietly and waited patiently.

After fifteen minutes, the communication ends.

The king returned the notebook and said, "The guy said that he will test you. After passing the test, he will give you the administrator status."

"Assessment...?" Xiao Luo was holding the notebook dumbfounded, and it took a long while to realize that the super-intelligent AI, an intelligent body with independent consciousness, was about to contact him. Thinking about it, she felt so excited. What should I do

"Don't worry, you were taught by me anyway, so you can't handle this trivial matter?" After the king finished his business, he continued to be keen on chasing dramas.

Xiao Luo smiled and leaned to the side: "Master, when is the assessment?"

"Tonight, it will come to you. This matter is kept secret from the outside world." The king said, glancing at Ling Su's direction.

"Understood." Xiao Luo nodded, and took one step at a time. After he passed the assessment first, and settled down as an administrator, he would then find a way to see if there were any special items in the system mall that could prolong his Ling Xiaosu's lifespan.

"Little Fatty, come over for dinner." Ling Xuan shouted in a loud voice.

Xiao Luo silently squinted at the "monster". After putting the computer away, he transformed into a little orange cat, dashed all the way, and threw himself on Ling Xuan's head. He patted his bald head proudly, leaving behind a few Dora plum blossom: "Meow!"

"Hey, come down!" Ling Xuan pretended to roar fiercely, only to be slapped twice, Xiao Luo raised his tail contentedly, jumped to the ground, and approached his home Ling Xiaosu.

"Ling Xiaosu, what kind of porridge did you cook? It smells so good." The little orange cat immediately changed back to human form, and the boy sat next to Ling Su with a smile.

"Millet porridge, with some pumpkin added, are all ingredients prepared in advance." Ling Su ordered the car to be prepared in advance, and the supplies in the car were also listed in advance for the other party to buy.

"Ling Xiaosu, you are so capable!" Xiao Luo took the porcelain bowl and slowly drank the porridge with a spoon.

Ling Su didn't say a word, but then turned to the king. Just as he was about to ask the other party's future arrangements, he saw that Ling Xuan had filled a bowl of porridge and delivered it to the baby-faced youth himself.

"Xiao Bai, eat more, it's up to you to deal with Ming Snake later!"

"What about you?" The king asked without changing his face.

Ling Xuan said with a smile, "I've lost all my hair, so I'm definitely going to take a good rest for a while."

The king glanced at him and said no more nonsense.

Ling Su looked at Ling Xuan suspiciously, thinking he was just joking, but he didn't expect that after this meal...

"Ling Xiaoxuan is gone." Xiao Luo saw that the king ate less, thinking that Master really liked meat, so he thought about going to catch a pheasant or a hare back. Ling is the best at this kind of thing. Xuan, but he went around in circles and found no one.

"I know. He said it at noon." The king looked indifferent, obviously expecting this result.

"Master, what happened?" Xiao Luo was puzzled. Even if it was the tree spirit's plot, he didn't need to be ashamed to run away, right? Moreover, according to Daoist Qingfeng, the stronger the force, the greater the impact. In this way, Ling Xuan should be happy.

"He has a knot in his heart but he hasn't solved it." The king simply said a few words, without intending to elaborate.

Xiao Luo was at a loss when he heard this, his mind flashed, and he asked tentatively, "Master, what happened after you were comatose by the tree spirits?" .

The king and Ling Xuan were too strong and the tree spirits did not dare to be presumptuous, so they isolated them.

"It's nothing, it's just a dream." It's a dream, it's a fantasy.

Illusions give everyone what they want most, making people intoxicated and unwilling to wake up.

The king woke up by himself, because he was not confused by the illusion, but Ling Xuan was forcibly woken up by him, and it is estimated that he has not recovered for a while.

"I understand, Ling Xiaoxuan's beautiful dream was interrupted, and now he is looking for a place to sleep and continue dreaming." Xiao Luo half-truly made a joke and ran over to pack up with his family's Ling Xiaosu. .

The king was thoughtful, greeted Xiao Luo, and ran back to the SUV to continue watching TV.

"My master is a person, everything is good. In my childhood memory, he has no desires, no lack of anything. At most, he has a little requirement for food, but you can see that he can eat a delicious meal. , in the wilderness, he has no problem eating biscuits..." Xiao Luo chatted with Ling Su while helping, lowered his voice, and asked the other side in a low voice, "Ling Xiaosu, you say Ling Xiaoxuan is in the marriage stone. Could the person who sees it be my master?"

"First of all, both of them are demons." Ling Su corrected seriously, "Secondly, before we left, my brother asked me to ask Ling Xuan about what kind of girl he likes, probably because he wanted to introduce him to him. object."

"Uh, my brother is really enthusiastic." Xiao Luo decided not to gossip about others. "Ling Xiaosu, let's go to the neighborhood to see if there is anything we can add to the meal, right?"

"Speak to your master."

"Okay." Xiao Luo quickly ran to the side of the off-road vehicle and found that the king was no longer watching "Journey to the West", and was actually in a daze!

Xiao Luo climbed onto the passenger seat, leaned on the seat and looked back, and suddenly said, "Master, are you unhappy?"