My Simping System

Chapter 10: No previous experience

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"What's going on with your outfit?"

Compared with Qixi's bright and beautiful dress.

Ye An, however, wore a thin gray robe and covered his face with clothes and hats.

Said it was a date.

But it's more like sneaking around.

He sat down, looked around, and looked surprised.

"Your Majesty, aren't you afraid of being recognized?" he asked.

"Why be afraid?"

Qi Xi held his chin and said in a cold voice: "There are countless ways to hide people's ears and eyes. Besides, don't you know how to use magic to cover your breath? This is the most basic move. It doesn't have to be limited to realms, right?"

Ye An thought for a moment, but couldn't remember, so he had to smile awkwardly and said:

"I was obsessed with it earlier and accidentally... forgot about it."

While remembering the memories before time travel and rebirth, I also cleverly forgot some of the memories.

This includes some exercises.

"Forgot? Forgot?"

Qi Xi sighed and said, "You are not enlightened and you are making people angry."

"I'm done with it. You told me earlier to wear this to the appointment."

She was so angry that she stamped her feet, but she had no choice but to take a sip of tea.

Ye An thought, it was indeed true, he had indeed been negligent, so he had to say:

"Sorry, Your Majesty."

"I have no experience before, so I was nervous for a while..."

puff-

A mouthful of tea squirted into his face.

Qi Xi choked a few times and his delicate body trembled.

Ye An's performance today was much different from yesterday.

There is no need to say those nonsense words, at least not so insensitively.

Could it be the sequelae of being obsessed

"well-"

She let out a long sigh.

"Your Majesty?" Ye An asked.

Qi Xi rolled his eyes at him and snorted coldly, "That's all."

"Drink tea and rest for a while."

After all, Ye An has just recovered from a serious illness and is starting from scratch again, so naturally he needs to be given some rest time.

Secondly.

Qi Xi also used a blind trick to cast magical spells on him.

In the eyes of outsiders, they are just ordinary monks who occasionally visit the night market.

"Let's go, throw away the gray robe, no one will recognize us now." Qi Xi said.

After a while.

The two of them walked towards the night market.

The aroma from the snacks at the stall makes people linger.

Ye An looked around and found that the night market here was no worse than the one in Blue Star in his previous life.

This is a night market for mortals, but there are also many monks coming and going.

He suddenly felt emotional.

A routine setting that is difficult to avoid in the novel is: a world where force is respected and the strong bullies the weak.

Generally speaking, most monks only treat mortals as dumb dogs and tools.

Not to mention eating and drinking for nothing, it is a great mercy to spare a mortal life.

This plane is no exception.

However, under the protection of the temple, there was a slight change.

In Ye An's vernacular, the temple is similar to a law enforcement agency. It is not strong enough, but it still defends the last trace of peace.

It's just... at least here, it's still too difficult after all for many objective reasons.

Ye An couldn't help but tilt his head slightly and glanced at Qi Xi quietly from the corner of his eyes.

He didn't know what Qi Xi's true thoughts were and whether he had ever thought about changing it.

But he really doesn't want to see it one day in the future.

The empress Qi Xi was killed by the Son of Destiny, and the temple was destroyed by the Son of Destiny.

And as the instigator, the Son of Destiny, does he really think it's appropriate

"What do you think I'm doing?"

Qi Xi noticed his gaze, tilted his head slightly, and looked at him with golden pupils.

"Of course it's because you look good." Ye An responded casually.

"That's nice to say."

Qi Xi said coldly: "I won't talk to you about this."

"Speaking of which, why is there only food in the Mortal Night Market?"

Ye An was ashamed, "Isn't the night market all about food? From the street to the end of the street, every taste is different. This is the fun of the night market."

Qi Xi sighed and shook his head, "A little disappointed."

"I'm not interested in food."

If you think about it carefully, that's true.

Qixi has been in power for a hundred years and has achieved great success without food or drink. As time goes by, naturally I lose interest in food.

Ye An originally wanted to suggest that if you go deeper, you can see antiques, jewelry, kites, lanterns and other things.

But at this moment, he suddenly remembered a line of text -

Weaknesses: Face control, sweetness

This is stated on the system.

According to what she said, Her Majesty the Empress seems to be a sweetheart.

"D?"

Ye An said, "You're already here, why don't you eat something? For example, that restaurant in front of you?"

He meant a stall not far ahead.

Qi Xi was not happy at first, but he took care of Ye An and said, "As you said, go ahead."

So, the two walked in.

"Two pieces of red bean cake."

Ye An said, then took the money and handed it over.

After a while, two pieces of red bean cake were served.

Red beans are sweet, and Ye An was deeply impressed by this. When he was a child in Blue Star, he also regarded red bean paste as chocolate.

I thought it would be able to hit Qi Xi's weakness accurately.

"Here." Ye An handed it to Qi Xi.

"I?"

Qi Xi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I'll just watch you eat."

"Sure?"

Ye An said doubtfully: "This is very sweet. I really don't want it."

Sure enough, when he heard the word "sweet", Qi Xi was immediately shaken.

But perhaps to maintain her image, after thinking for a moment, she still refused and said, "No need."

"Maybe it's because I've been practicing for a long time, but I only feel disgusted with mortal food. I'm sorry."

“…”

Ye An was silent.

This is just to save face, Ming Ming was shaken when he heard the word "sweet".

Quite arrogant indeed.

"If you buy an extra piece, you can't return it to the store."

Ye An said: "Your Majesty, do you want me to beg you? After eating, I will take you to the night market. There are some antiques and jewelry there, which are not bad."

"Please..."

Qi Xi crossed his arms and said solemnly: "Since the Holy Son personally requested it, there is nothing we can do."

“…”

Hahaha.

"give it to me."

Qi Xi took the red bean cake and walked, looking at the bean cake in trance.

Indeed, as she said, she has a disgust and nausea towards some mortal foods.

But Ye An personally said this cake was sweet.

After thinking for a while, she decided to trust Ye An and took a bite.

(ー_ー)

(?ω?)

"It smells so good."

She hummed a soul cry.

Let’s put aside the previous sentence “I only have aversion to mortal food” and the next sentence “It smells so good”. There is a huge difference between the two.

Just the change in Qi Xi's expression before and after was already very funny.

However, this expression is really cute.

"I'm not going to lie to you, it's sweet." Ye An said.

"Yes." Qi Xi nodded slightly and lowered his voice, "It is indeed very sweet, and so are you."

Hearing this, Ye An was surprised, "What?"

Qi Xi took a bite of the red bean cake and said disapprovingly: "It's nothing."

"I heard your Majesty." Ye An said, "Didn't you say I'm sweet?"

“…”

Qi Xi puffed out his mouth and was still biting the red bean cake.

When she heard this, she was stunned for a moment, as if she was petrified, and time seemed to be suspended. She didn't say anything for a long time, just walking silently with her head down.

A few seconds passed before she finally responded and said, "When did I say that?"

"Nasty." She sneered again.

However, her heartbeat was beating fast, and a faint blush appeared on her pretty face, and she thought to herself: Why is he so confused about amorous feelings...

Xuan even speeded up his pace, leaving Ye An behind as if out of anger.

"Okay, I'm a salty person and I like salty food."

Ye An caught up and said so.

Qi Xi became angry for a moment and hummed: "Get out of here, wood."