My Simping System

Chapter 12: Do you have a diaphragm?

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The shopkeeper holds the scroll in his hand and is respectful.

Three or four guests gathered around, all of them were dressed brightly and belonged to rich families.

"It's done."

"Although there is only one volume, it doesn't matter. I can't see the saint on weekdays. Even if it is just a portrait, I am already satisfied."

"By the way, which saint's portrait is this?"

Several dandy boys laughed.

The shopkeeper said: "This is a portrait of the Tantai Saint. Through the painter's pen, the charm of the saint is hidden in the scroll, which is no different from the real person. The painter spent several months to produce this scroll."

When the scroll was unfolded, everyone took a closer look and were all fascinated by the beauty in the painting.

They all couldn't help but let out an "Oh hoo!"

"She really looks like a saint. If I could see her in person, even just for a moment..."

"Oh, I wonder what chance will come before I can meet the saint."

"We are not from Zhongzhou. We are far away from the temple. Maybe we have no hope in this life."

Several dandy disciples talked.

Ye An frowned slightly and took a closer look. The person in the painting was indeed the Tantai Saint.

This group of old perverts don’t know what they want to do.

"Store, checkout..."

Qi Xi couldn't figure out why the antique shop made such messy portraits.

After all, she was dating Ye An. She didn't want to ruin the scene. She just wanted to take the ring and leave as soon as possible.

"Wait a moment."

Ye An held her shoulders and took a few steps forward.

"Shopkeeper, is this a portrait of Tantai Saint?"

After hearing this, the store owner and several dandy boys noticed Ye An's presence, and they were all worried.

The shopkeeper quickly closed the scroll, coughed, and said, "Portrait, what portrait?"

The corners of Ye An's mouth twitched slightly and he said, "I saw it just now."

"To be honest, I was lucky enough to meet Tantai Saint once."

"The portrait just now is only about 60-70% similar to the real Tantai Saint. However, it is indeed very good."

The shopkeeper frowned slightly and pondered for a moment, then looked at those dandy disciples, and another moment passed.

"so what?"

The store owner said.

It can be seen that they are very vigilant.

However, Ye An didn't want to get involved with them and be the so-called "hot-tempered person", but went straight to the point.

"I'm lucky enough. I've already seen the beauty of a saint."

"But only the rumored Temple Empress has never been seen."

"Does the store have a portrait of the Temple Empress? I will buy it no matter how much it costs."

Ye An said.

That's what he wanted to ask.

If you know that there is a portrait of the empress in this store.

He insisted on demolishing the antique shop today, and also took out the painter.

“…”

“…”

“…”

The air was silent for a moment.

But I saw the store owner and the dandy disciples were stunned for a moment, looking at each other.

Afterwards, everyone burst out laughing.

"Brother, your taste is very unique."

"Is she that old monster who has lived for thousands of years? How could you become sexually interested in her?"

Ye An was stunned, "Huh?"

The shopkeeper shook his head and sighed: "Tantai Saint, Twilight Saint... there are many beauties in the temple, but you don't look at any of them, and you actually want to look at the empress."

"Don't you feel offended that the empress who has lived for thousands of years, plagiarized the results of the war between demons and evil spirits, and ignored human life is still acting like a virgin and pretending to be a little girl?"

The saints are all only ten to twenty years old, very young, and their talents and looks are one of the best in the entire continent.

There are many people who want to see him, even if it is only for a moment, even if it is just a look back.

But the empress is different.

Ye An couldn't understand what these people were thinking.

In a fantasy world, is it strange to be able to live for thousands of years

He frowned slightly and said in a deep voice: "So, have you met the Empress?"

A dandy disciple said with a smile: "The empress has a high status, how can we see her?"

"Let's not care about this for now. Brother, you'd better correct your unique taste."

Ye An frowned and said, "The empress suppressed the evil war with one hand and pacified the world."

"Aren't you afraid of the temple's revenge?"

The dandy disciple smiled and said: "Do you really think it's her contribution? She is the same no matter how many demons and evil wars she has. She is a thousand-year-old old woman who has been in power for hundreds of years, but she still refuses to abdicate. She doesn't understand people's hearts and makes messy rules. For example, for example Why does this mortal market care about the life and death of these miscellaneous fishes? Why set these fancy rules?"

Ye An was about to say something.

Then a dexterous jade hand quietly took hold of his arm.

"do not waste time."

Qi Xi put down the blood jade ring and said coldly.

Ye An saw that his golden pupils gradually dimmed and soon turned into blood pupils.

Ding! Qixi (2) is online!

The host can…

"Let's go and go shopping at the next store."

Qixi said softly.

Ding! Qixi (2) is offline!

This series of changes happened so quickly that it was difficult for Ye An to react.

Almost only for a moment.

Staring into Qi Xi's eyes again, those golden eyes were no longer bloody, but much moister.

The two left the antique shop and found a pavilion and chairs near the market.

Qi Xi ordered a piece of red bean cake, lowered his head and took small bites.

Ye An leaned on the stone chair and looked at the bustling market in the distance, with complicated thoughts in his heart.

Maybe he knows why Qi Xi likes sweets.

Probably because there is nothing sweet to eat except food on weekdays.

Secondly, there is another thing he cares about -

When Qi Xi's golden eyes turned into blood-colored pupils, what did the line of text prompted by the system mean

Ye An didn't have time to read the system text clearly.

Qi Xi's bloody eyes returned to bright golden eyes, and the system text disappeared as a matter of course.

"Qi Xi." Ye An said.

"From now on, just like everyone else, please call me Your Majesty."

Qixi responded.

Ye An was silent for a while, then reached out and rubbed her head, saying, "Okay, Qi Xi."

"What are you doing? Your hair is messed up."

Qi Xi shook off Ye An's hand and said coldly:

"I taught you to call me 'Qixi', but you always call me "Your Majesty" in a weird way... "

"Now I teach you to call me 'Your Majesty', but you still call me Qixi in a weird way..."

"Do you have to be taught a lesson before you become good?"

Ye An nodded slightly and said, "You may not believe it, but I do have perverted tendencies in this regard. You can take it out on me."

“…”

Qi Xi rolled his eyes at him and snorted coldly, "Your kind of comfort will only make people numb."

"Go away, stay away from me."

Ye An smiled awkwardly and said, "This is not a consolation, but a sincere statement."

Qi Xi bit the red bean cake, sat a little further away, and said, "If you really have such perverted tendencies..."

"I think the position of the Holy Son can be abolished."

Ye An followed the direction of Qi Xi, sat closer, and said, "Abolish the Holy Son and then order me to marry him?"

"Smelly and shameless, huh."

Qi Xi pouted slightly and said, "Let me think about it... I'll arrange for you to marry Saint Twilight."

"It just so happens that I haven't liked her for a long time. I just need some reasons to get rid of her."

Ye An was stunned and said, "No?"

Qi Xi smiled softly and said, "You can't escape."

Ye An said: "No, I mean you might as well be like this-"

"Let me have a harem."

Qi Xi stopped eating the cake, looked solemn, and said:

"Are you kidding me?"

Ye An said matter-of-factly: "Didn't you make the joke first?"

"roll."

Qixi suddenly sighed and said, "If you want to, it's not impossible."

"I can plant a slave mark on them and draw out a ray of spiritual consciousness. In the days and nights to come, you can use this as a threat to have 'three meals a day' with them."

"??"

Ye An frowned and said, "Your Majesty, something is wrong with you. You are not allowed to drive."

Qi Xi asked doubtfully: "Driving, why?"

Ye An did not explain this, but just said: "It's hard for me to explain it to you for a while."

"However, other people's slave marks and divine consciousness sources are not necessary."

Qi Xi said: "Then what do you want? I am the empress of the temple, and my hands and eyes can reach the sky. I can satisfy you whatever you want."

"real?"

"Um."

Ye An lowered his head, thinking a little, then slowly raised his head and stared at Qi Xi's face.

He stretched out his hand and pointed at Qixi.

"I want you." Ye An said.

Hearing this, Qi Xi's expression was very wonderful.

Her face twitched slightly, and a blush rose quietly.

"What do you want me to do, old woman? It's boring."

Qi Xi snorted coldly and said, "We've finished eating the red bean cake. Go buy it quickly."

With that said, she kicked Ye An away, "Go quickly."

"oh oh."

Ye An saw that the bag was empty and the red bean cake was really finished, so he left in a hurry.

After he leaves.

Qi Xi lowered his head slightly and stared at the palm of his hand.

Her face turned red again, and she needed to take the Jingxin Pill to calm down again.

"It's useless, doesn't it have any potential?"

In her heart, a cold voice sounded, "Why are you blushing? How many times do you have to blush in a day? Just fall in love with him if you like him!"

Qixi Liu frowned slightly and shouted in his heart: "Shut up."