My Simping System

Chapter 156: No dirty jokes are allowed

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Unless it is a fixed plot in the frozen eel drama novel, such as the sudden shortage of rooms or something... Under normal circumstances, if a man and woman need to rest in an inn, they will definitely book two rooms, or even one. In a two-bed room, in short, to ensure a pure image, they must not sleep together.

But now I don’t care about purity.

Just open a double bed room. If Qi Xi hadn't refused in shame and annoyance tonight, he might really have faced the difficulty and become angry.

As a result, after eating a big mouthful, he became quiet.

Of course, he wouldn't let it go, and he was no longer stupid enough to suggest sleeping on the sofa or something... they just lay together.

So, Qi Xi turned his back to Ye An all night, his mouth slightly pursed, and his bright red face lasted almost all night. In the dark night, his red face and brilliant silver-white hair were particularly eye-catching.

In this regard, she is the kind of person who... strikes hard beforehand, but is dumbfounded afterwards. . .

She was afraid that in the next time, when she was falling asleep, she would suddenly be slapped by Ye An - she was not mentally prepared for it.

So I was on guard with fear and trepidation.

Until the night is deep and midnight is approaching.

Finally, she reached the critical point of falling asleep and fell asleep unconsciously.

There was a moment of silence, the evening breeze blew, and the bright silver moon shone on Qi Xi's rosy face.

suddenly.

The tall figure beside her slowly stood up, and a deep and dark shadow enveloped her face.

Ding!

Ye An stared with dead eyes and yawned.

He was about to fall asleep, but at the critical point of being half asleep and half awake, he heard a 'ding' sound from the system.

"It's the eighth day now, which means the mission is completed."

Ye An murmured.

Sure enough, the subsequent system text appeared line by line.

Task content: Starting from the time of accepting the task, the host and the temple empress are asked to survive the seventh day together.

Status: Mission accomplished!

Rewards are being settled...

After a while.

Gain luck value: 100,000 points!

Obtain props: Greedy Wolf Star

Obtain props: Complete World Tree Leaf*1

Get props…

What follows are spiritual stones, miraculous elixirs, and some spiritual weapon techniques. It is true that even if he loses the temple treasure house, Ye An doesn't need it for the time being. He doesn't like the fighting and killing in the fantasy world.

"After all, I now have 120,000 points of luck."

Ye An murmured.

The boot speed... No, it's the luck value that can beat 99% of the people in the continent.

The remaining 1% are big boss dads like Qi Yuexi.

Ye An glanced at Qi Xi beside him, remained silent for a long time, and suddenly stretched out his hand to gently press her forehead.

Immediately, he gave half of his luck to her.

During this process, Ye An couldn't help but complain, why he felt like he was secretly warming up people's meridians.

After a moment, he withdrew his hand, and the gift of luck points was completed.

It’s impossible to say that luck is a bad thing, but I can only say that the more the better.

Then, Ye An noticed two other props worthy of attention.

Props: Greedy Wolf Star

Introduction: One of the nine stars. If you collect all nine stars, you can reason and create all phenomena in the universe and modify the laws of heaven and earth.

Those who hold this star will receive status bonuses: strong desires and enhanced memory.

Props: Complete World Tree Leaves

Introduction: Fallen leaves contain some plane laws and are related to the torrent of time to a certain extent. If used, one can clearly see what has happened in the past, or predict what is about to happen in the future. At the same time, the intact leaves can also be used as nutrients for the sacred tree to assist its growth.

Both of these props are obvious secret treasures at a glance. It is certain that Qi Yuexi must also want them.

Ye Anshang still knew about the leaves of the World Tree, but he was confused about the nine stars.

Especially the "strong desire" in Greedy Star, these four words are very thought-provoking.

"The stuff is good stuff."

"It's just a bit useless. Let's put it away first."

Ye An didn't pay too much attention and threw it into the storage space and hid it.

Create everything in the universe and modify the laws of heaven and earth

If possible, he would create a world with only beast-eared white-haired girls...

Maybe that's not a good thing, maybe it will be attacked by the dimensionality reduction of things from outside the world, forget it...

Ye An fell asleep and fell asleep in a moment. Anyway, there was everything in his dream.

Qi Xi, who was sleeping soundly, looked a little different from the majestic and proud empress during the day. Her rosy little mouth was slightly pouted, and her pretty face was fleshy and rosy, making her very cute.

I'll probably cry for a long time if I keep doing this punch.

Ye An thought so in his heart.

He was awakened by Qi Xi's long silver hair, so it's no wonder he was irritable.

One night passed and the next day passed.

When Qixi woke up rubbing his hazy eyes, it was already close to noon.

Even the former Empress of the Temple could not escape the evil common to all human beings and stayed in bed. She got up instinctively as early as 9 o'clock, that is, at sunrise, and then when she realized that she was no longer in the temple, she fell asleep calmly and comfortably.

The changes in sleeping faces and expressions during this process made Ye An look a little... funny, but also felt familiar. It was probably the same as when he went to bed late in his previous life, but it turned out that it was the weekend.

"Qi Xi, after all, you are also the former Empress of the Temple. You slept like a pig tonight."

Ye An sighed.

Qi Xi pursed his lips, still not sleeping enough in bed, and subconsciously his delicate body was sitting on the bed like a duck.

"What a harsh cynicism..."

She said coldly: "Did I order you to do this or that in the past, and now that you are down and out, you are proudly riding on my head and mocking and humiliating me like this?"

"How do you say that... Don't be too proud when a tiger falls and a dog bullies you."

There was a bit of threat in his words, but there was also a bit of squeamishness in the threat. He was arrogant, squeamish and unconvinced, which is what it looked like.

Ye An said with an innocent expression: "What are you talking about? I haven't even ridden one..."

Plop!

As soon as he finished speaking, a pillow flew towards him, with the light and fragrant fragrance of Qixi on it.

"No dirty jokes!"

she said angrily.

Ye An became even more innocent, "Didn't you say you were the first to ride..."

This stupid girl is really digging a hole and jumping into it herself.

Qi Xi puffed out his cheeks and stopped talking as if he was a punch bag.

Only naughty jokes can defeat naughty jokes, but she is so arrogant and arrogant, how could she have the nerve to tell naughty jokes? Even if it was just a little bit, she would be extremely ashamed.

In a rage, she grabbed the tea cup from the cabinet next to the bed and threw it out.

"Just go and die… "

she said angrily.

Snapped!

Of course, the tea cup was held lightly by Ye An.

"Is this teacup yours or mine?"

Ye An asked.

But when he took a closer look, there were faint red lip marks on the mouth of the teacup, and he knew it belonged to Qi Xi.

Qi Xi didn't take it seriously and said: "Is there a difference...??"

"Too."

Ye An nodded and said, "Just in time, little Qixi, come here, I'll feed you something nice to drink."

Qixi frowned slightly, feeling a little uneasy, "...what kind of trouble do you want to cause?"

"It's the milk tea I told you about yesterday. It's so sweet. Come and try it?"

Ye An raised the warm teapot and asked.