My Simping System

Chapter 157: The needle doesn’t poke!

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Ye An got up early, so he prepared some breakfast in advance.

Among a bunch of breakfasts, the most important thing is undoubtedly this pot of warm...milk tea.

Although a cup of milk tea appears in a fantasy world, it is somewhat metaphysical... But the so-called milk tea is 70-80% black tea leaves and 23% milk, stirred together.

Moreover, as the empress of the temple, Qi Xi can wear white stockings, so what if she has a cup of milk tea

It's just weird that there are white silk threads but no black silk threads.

If he starts with a dog, he starts from Novice Village.

Maybe in the future, I can make desserts and get into the lap of the Temple Empress.

"Isn't it something strange?"

Qixi Liu frowned slightly and was extra vigilant.

'Give you something nice to drink'...

This sentence, no matter how you think about it, you are going to do weird things!

Even if she couldn't detect what Ye An was thinking, or what she could detect was irrelevant, she still couldn't help but be wary.

"Do you think I'll be fooled?"

She snorted coldly and added.

Ye An's mouth twitched slightly and said, "Why are you so nervous? Can I still drug you to stun you?"

"Besides, little Qixi, I don't need to give you any medicine."

Snapped!

Another pillow hit me.

Every time he talked about this matter, Qi Xi would become so angry that his face would turn red with embarrassment. She was so angry that Ye An's arrogant and bold words touched her proud heart as an empress, but so ashamed that...she had some small expectations.

There was always a voice in her heart telling her to put down her arrogance and push Ye An down with her backhand...

She just felt noisy.

Qi Xi lifted up the quilt, and a thin gauze dress wrapped her graceful body. She walked slowly and sat at the table.

"Huh... let's give it a try, I want to see what tricks you want to play."

Ye An found it a little funny, "You are arrogant, coquettish, and middle-class. As expected of you."

"?" Qi Xi was slightly startled, "What did you say?"

"without."

Ye An brushed it off casually, and then poured her a pot of warm milk tea.

Qi Xi lowered his head slightly and stared at the liquid in the cup with his clear eyes.

"Milk?"

She was a little surprised and said: "Ye An, what does this have to do with tea...ah!"

After realizing that she had made the mistake of having low emotional intelligence, she changed her tune and said, "I mean... it's pretty good."

“…”

Ye An's face couldn't help but darken, "Isn't it too perfunctory?"

Qi Xi lowered his head, rubbed his head, and couldn't help but smile awkwardly.

"Try it and try it."

Ye An said.

Qi Xi nodded lightly and raised his tea cup.

The warm tea-white liquid is held in the cup in the palm of your hand. The fragrance of tea overflows and the fragrance of milk is hidden in it.

She took a sip, the hot breath hit her face, and the sweet tea soaked into her mouth.

Gulu!

In a daze, she was stunned.

"how does it feel?"

Seeing her expression like this, Ye An felt strange and asked.

Qi Xi: “…”

"( ̄ー ̄)Hmm..."

“(*′▽`*) The needle doesn’t poke!”

Gulu…

She raised her head and drank it all in one gulp. If she hadn't been concerned about her image, she might have just made a splash at the spout.

Even so, her current image has collapsed.

This is true: the former temple empress was full of praise.

"This is called...milk tea? It's so sweet! How did you come up with it?"

Qixi asked.

Ye An looked confused, "What do you think of?"

Qi Xi said: "You have been cultivating peacefully in the temple all this time. I have watched you grow up with my own eyes and watched your every move every day, but I have never seen you making these sweet and delicious things."

"Where did you learn that?"

Ye An couldn't help but want to complain... The former empress was also a pervert.

But who can refuse a white-haired empress. abnormal? Is there such a good thing

He said: "Learned in dreams."

There is a saying... Pretending is addictive. Pretending in a dream is shocking.

Sure enough, Qi Xi was stunned on the spot.

She didn't have a God's perspective, so she couldn't understand these things. In her heart, she still thought that Ye An was the son of luck, and the scenes she saw and learned in her dreams were all gifts from heaven.

She foolishly believed it.

"God really favors you..."

Qi Xi looked at his tea cup and suddenly smiled softly, "You are favoring me and letting me catch such a big fish like you."

"Then you are just water?"

Ye An filled up the tea for her and said.

Qi Xi pursed his lips slightly, "Is it another dirty joke?"

"Whether it's pornographic or not depends on your interpretation. Only people with dirty thoughts will interpret it as pornographic jokes, right." Ye An looked innocent.

For example, you have a lot of water, etc... Or you just feel like a fish in water, it all depends on your personal understanding.

Qi Xi understands this truth.

But she understands Ye An's psychological thoughts better.

"Okay, my mind is dirty."

Qi Xi said calmly: "You can say whatever you want about these...but you must make more of these for me in the future."

Before she knew it, she had finished the pot of milk tea.

If ordinary people had such a way of eating, they would gain two pounds today, and then ten pounds in a few days. But if she is the temple empress, she is afraid of not having enough money to eat.

Fortunately, I have money now...

Ye An wiped his sweat.

"There are many tea mountains and tea fields in Nanlin. Let's go take a look today and pick some good tea leaves." He suggested.

Qi Xi lowered his guard and nodded vigorously, "Yeah."

It is human nature to repeat words, and now that she is drinking comfortably, she has exposed her nature.

Take a short break, after a meal.

At noon, the two left the inn.

A hundred miles away from the Nanlin teleportation array, there are rolling mountains and green tea fields. The fine tea supplied to the Zhongzhou Temple comes from Wangshan Ridge.

It is early summer now, the bright day is shining on the endless green sea, and the cool breeze is blowing, bringing a bit of coolness.

"The sun is so bright..."

Qi Xi was so stimulated by the day that he couldn't open his eyes. He lowered his head and simply leaned into Ye An's arms.

"You are taller, help me block it." She looked pitifully cute.

Ye An glanced at her and immediately put that delicate body into his arms.

"I obtained the inheritance of the sun's power from the god Sun Mother Xihe, but ended up being afraid of the sun..."

"Hey...!!" Qixi frowned slightly, "You talk a lot, can you go and die?"

I finally let go of my arrogance and deliberately acted weak to please, but I was scolded by this straight man. Who can bear this

"hey-hey… "

Ye An said: "Having said that, if the elders and masters of the temple saw it, they would probably die."

If it were the Sifang Hall Master and some temple elders, they might be able to see through their current disguise and concealment techniques.

"Shoot to death?"

"Yes, social death."

Qi Xi tilted her head slightly, saying she understood somewhat but not completely.

Little did she know that she and Ye An were not on the same channel.

Seeing Ye An's serious and serious expression, she didn't know if he was making dirty jokes again.

"No, no, no, it won't."

She waved her hand and said: "Right now, the Sifang Hall Master and the elders must be busy with the Crescent Sect. I don't know what my master is doing right now..."

When she mentioned this, her heart couldn't help but feel a little gloomy.

But soon she cheered up again, smiled slightly, and said: "Forget it, if you don't talk about this, the temple has nothing to do with me. All my messes will be returned to the master."

Ye An nodded, "That's right."

Qi Xi said: "Moreover, the masters and elders of the Sifang Palace must be gathered in Zhongzhou now, so there is no need to worry."

"So sure?" Ye An didn't care.

Qi Xi explained: "The Lord of the West Desert Palace is dead. If my master is even a little worried about the temple, he will have to summon the other three Palace Lords and some elders to jointly elect the next Lord of the West Desert Palace."

Ye An echoed: "As expected of the Queen, she is rich in knowledge."

Qi Xi patted her chest, causing the two mountains to shake. She said confidently: "Don't worry, there's no need to be nervous. It's impossible to shoot someone to death."

If you think about it carefully, that's true.

But at this moment—

"Oh, really? That's not necessarily the case."

A charming and smiling voice came from behind.

A pair of hands suddenly put their shoulders.

The two suddenly turned around and saw...it turned out to be Jiang Yi, the master of Nanlin Palace.

Ye An's face darkened.

Why is it that all bad things come true