My Simping System

Chapter 159: Onii-chan actually means younger brother

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The current Qi Xi is in disguise, and his appearance is not outstanding in the eyes of outsiders. He is the type that no one will notice if he is thrown on the street.

So when Ye An said these words.

Jiang Yi couldn't help but raise a question mark.

"???"

She was stunned for a long time, her eyes moving back and forth between Ye An and Qi Xi.

"Are you serious?"

She slapped the table and stood up with a dark face, "I said you..."

"There won't be any fool in this world who wants to refuse His Majesty's favor, right?"

After saying this, I was immediately speechless, sighing deeply and heavily, and my words were full of helplessness.

However, there is such a fool, which is beyond Jiang Yi's ability to understand.

Ye An wanted to laugh, but held it back.

His eyes were firm and he looked at Jiang Yi's phoenix-eyed eyebrows for a moment.

Then he said in a sonorous and powerful voice: "Dianzhu Jiang shows his cards, I am a fool."

Jiang Yi: "???"

Qixi: "...?"

In fact, according to his habits, he almost blurted out "silly criticism".

Qi Xi lowered his head and couldn't help but cover his face with an expression of 'I don't know this fool'.

"If outsiders are allowed to hear that the Holy Son has fallen so low, then the temple and His Majesty will lose face!"

Jiang Yi's face was covered with black lines, and she was quite helpless, "What medicine did you take by mistake?"

Ye An said bluntly: "Palace Master Jiang, could it be said that His Majesty sent you on a special trip to persuade me?"

Although I have the contract of heaven in hand and it is written clearly in black and white, if there is any dangerous loophole in the word game, it will definitely fall apart.

"Not really."

Jiang Yi's words were a little ambiguous, "After the civil strife in Zhongzhou, due to your Majesty's trust, I returned to Nanlin soon, and I happened to meet you."

She said nonchalantly, her eyes a little wandering.

Qixi frowned slightly, keenly aware of Jiang Yi's intention to lie.

Inadvertently, the two looked at each other.

Jiang Yi subconsciously averted her eyes. For some reason, she was instinctively afraid of Qi Xi.

How strange…

Jiang Yi felt her own fear and changed the subject repeatedly, saying, "Ye An, tell me, are you serious?"

"Seriously."

He touched Qi Xi's hair next to him again.

The latter sat quietly like a well-behaved kitten, lowering his head slightly and saying nothing, but in fact he had already recorded this account in his heart.

"It's easy to see that you used the disguise technique. But this little girl... who is she?"

Jiang Yi asked doubtfully.

She still couldn't help but doubt Qi Xi.

The former Temple Empress was still superior, relying on her disguise and concealment skills to avoid being recognized.

Ye An responded calmly, "Her name is Yue Xi. She was adopted from outside and is now my sister."

Just this name was stuck directly on Qi Yuexi's face, making her confused on the spot.

Jiang Yi couldn't help the questions in her heart and said directly: "I don't believe it. No... Could she be Yue'er

Ye An shook his head, but then said, "You guess."

“…”

Jiang Yi's face darkened.

After a moment of silence, Ye An said: "Palace Master Jiang, please help us hide it today. If your Majesty asks, can you pretend that you didn't see us...?"

Among the former Sifang Palace Masters, only the Nanlin Palace Master was the most talkative, and Ye An was somewhat familiar with Jiang Yi.

Jiang Yi sighed heavily and said: "...If Your Majesty asks, I will confess the truth; but if Your Majesty has not asked, I will not take the initiative to tell."

After all, if you take the initiative to say this kind of thing... His Majesty will be furious, and the temple will definitely be in turmoil.

Ye An relaxed a little, "Sister Jiang, thank you so much."

This is already considered the biggest concession.

Jiang Yi didn't believe that Qi Xi was really just an ordinary person after changing his appearance.

But at least now, she can't see any trace of Ye An as a member of the Crescent Sect, not even Qi Xi.

"You should leave as soon as possible."

Jiang Yi sighed heavily, stood up, and said: "By the way, wait a moment, I will pick some tea leaves to give to you, as my last gift."

After she leaves.

Qi Xi looked at Ye An and smiled softly, "Your Aunt Jiang is quite nice."

"But those few calls, sister, were a bit awkward."

This is what she looked like at that time...

(`へ′*)ノ

Ye An felt that he had upset the jealousy again, "Then I also call you sister?"

"snort… "

Qixi snorted softly, "It's not rare."

Taking advantage of the short period of time Jiang Yi left, she revealed her true nature again.

Ye An didn't care about her and said to himself: "How about this, little Qixi, I'll call you sister, you call me this, and we'll call me this from now on, try it?"

"What is this?"

Qi Xi frowned slightly and felt uneasy, feeling that Ye An was going to do something bad again!

The latter took out paper and pen and wrote three words on the paper.

"What does this word mean?"

he asked, holding up a piece of paper.

Qi Xi was a little confused, "...Ou?"

"Yes, yes, what about this?"

"Ni?"

"the last one-"

"Sauce?"

"That's right."

Ye An nodded with satisfaction, placed the paper on the table, and said, "How about reading it in order?"

Qi Xi tilted his head slightly, half-convinced, "Onii-chan...?"

Although the pronunciation is a bit crooked from the ideal, actually...it's okay!

Even if there will be white stockings, milk tea, glass soap and many other modern industrial items in the fantasy world...

But there will definitely not be a two-thorned ape. This sentence "Ouni-chan" is the essence. Invisibly taking advantage, and satisfying Ye An's once bold ideas.

He always felt that his desire suddenly became much stronger, which was weird.

I don't have time to worry about it for the time being.

Ye An said: "No, no, the pronunciation is wrong."

Qi Xi pursed his lips, "Ye An, what do you want to do?"

Snapped!

She patted the table lightly and said displeasedly: "Anyway, you must be thinking about some lewd things, right? I won't play with you anymore!"

Ye An said directly: "Sister."

"(*/ω\*)Hey~!"

Qi Xi looked delighted and smiled, "That sounds great~!"

Ye An said: "Xiao Qixi, please read it again. You just pronounced it wrong."

"How to pronounce it?"

"I'll show you how it looks like."

Ye An took a deep breath, frowning and looking serious.

Killing intent appeared all over his body.

"Oh~ni, Jiang~"

puff!

Qi Xi laughed out loud immediately, reacted immediately, covered his mouth, and forcibly tightened his expression, pretending to be serious.

"You... are too silly."

"Are you afraid that others won't know that you are a pervert?"

She finally stopped, with goosebumps all over her body, and secretly snorted a beautiful laugh.

Ye An's face darkened, "This time my sister screamed, and you got the advantage. Little Qixi, you won't break your promise, right?"

"of course not!"

Qi Xi straightened his chest, causing the two mountains to tremble violently.

She didn't notice this, but breathed a sigh of relief after a while.

"Onii-chan~?"

The white-haired and arrogant temple empress hummed these three words in a light and soft tone.

"Wuhu!"

Ye An was stunned for a moment.

He almost got up on the spot.

"What does this word mean?" Qi Xi asked curiously.

Ye An was out of breath a little. After relaxing, he explained seriously: "This is the dialect of the neighbor next door to my hometown. The translation is... younger brother."

"younger brother?"

"Yep."

"Oh." Qi Xi held his chin with his hand, lost in thought, "It always feels like I'm taking advantage?"

"That's right, that's right."

Ye An nodded.

Qi Xi smiled slightly and asked tentatively: "Then I will call you this from now on... Onii-chan?"

Crunch—

At this moment, the wooden door made a sound.

"Hey~!!"

Jiang Yi came back with a bag of fine tea leaves. Compared with the bright tea leaves, her expression was very gloomy.

"You two... are so disgusting." She sighed deeply.