My Simping System

Chapter 41: Leave it aside for later use

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Qi Xi had done enough homework and had some theoretical knowledge.

The word "cup" is homophonic to "tragedy", doesn't it mean that they are going to become pornographic

But she can rest assured.

It's not that Ye An has lost his wings and is looking for someone else to love, but he's really just stuck in the wood.

When the wording of the cup is changed to a couple cup, it obviously sounds much better.

"I'll make a pot of tea, you take it first."

Ye An handed over the set of cups.

"Oh, okay."

Qixi nodded slightly and reached out to take it.

Then, the air became silent for a moment.

Ye Jing waited quietly for the system's response.

If the guess is correct, "Qixi (2)" is similar to a second personality. Maybe when another person is replaced, there will be a reward for licking the dog.

However, there was no reaction.

"Um?"

Qi Xi sat on the bed, raised his head slightly, and looked at Ye An curiously with his golden eyes.

The latter looked thoughtful.

"The system is not responding. Could it be that I guessed wrong?"

Ye An frowned, suddenly thought of something, and murmured: "By the way, is it only when the eyes turn red..."

While he was thinking.

"Hey Hey hey."

Qi Xi shook his hand and said softly, "Why are you so dazed?"

"You said you wanted to make tea and you kept looking at me? Am I a tea leaf?"

Her voice brought Ye An's thoughts back to reality.

Ye An slapped his head and said, "I was distracted."

"Well… "

Qi Xi tilted his head slightly, looking thoughtful.

"ah!"

Then suddenly he woke up and said, "Wait, I forgot."

"In this world, the wife should do the making of tea."

"Although I know this rule and have been sitting on the throne of the temple for a long time, I forgot it in a moment of confusion."

"Just let me do it."

With that said, she stood up holding the tea set and rushed to Ye An's side.

Ye An was a little surprised, shook his head and said, "There is no such rule."

"It's okay, just sit down for a while and prepare the cup."

Qixi nodded slightly, "Oh, okay."

Seeing her nodding obediently, Ye An felt that it was difficult for him to associate her with the image of the empress.

They are completely different, but consciously they are the same person, seamlessly switching between them.

Metaphysics.

Ye An sighed inwardly, turned around and took tea leaves from the storage space, and was about to use spiritual energy to heat a pot of water.

Suddenly, he heard Qi Xi's painful scream.

"Ugh...!"

"Ye An."

Then there was a slightly reproachful scolding.

Ye An turned his head in response and asked in confusion: "What happened again?"

"come over."

Qi Xi snorted coldly and said, "Why are there three identical tea sets here?"

Ye An walked forward and took a closer look.

There were indeed three identical teacups in the box.

"Is it weird?" Ye An asked.

"Is it weird?"

Qi Xi repeated in surprise, "Can I give a couple's cup to my lover with a third tea cup?"

Ye An frowned slightly, thought for a moment, and said, "I remember... this tea set is called the Three Yuan Dou Square Cup."

"There are indeed three pieces inside, divided into heaven, earth and man, which can be used to form the Three Talents Formation."

"It can be used to drink tea or to set up battle arrays."

Qi Xi's face was full of black lines and he said: "But didn't Ke Ni say couple's cup? Isn't there still three cups?"

Whether it’s the cup or the serving size for three people, the implication is really bad.

She is a demigod herself, so she doesn't believe in these folk morals.

However, she really cares about this kind of thing.

Ye An didn't hesitate for a moment and blurted out: "Then let it go for later."

Qi Xi's bright eyes were full of disbelief, and he said blankly: "Backup?"

"How about throwing away the extra cups?"

"Throw it away?"

Qi Xi's lips were slightly open, dazed.

Ye An nodded and said, "Yes, just throw it away."

"Oh, okay."

Qi Xi's pretty face twitched slightly, and she said helplessly: "If I hadn't watched you grow up, I would have thought that your wings were stiff."

In this world, there is no reason to give your lover a set of cups.

Even if there were, it would be impossible to give a set of three couple cups.

"My wings are stiff?"

Ye An looked puzzled and said, "I won't rebel."

“…”

Qi Xi nodded stiffly, "...Okay"

It is impossible to really throw away the three teacups. After all, they are also high-grade spiritual weapons at the prefecture level.

Qi Xi took out two cups alone, washed them with magic to remove the dust, and placed them on the table.

Then he rested his chin on his hand and looked at Ye An's back lazily and contentedly.

Not long after, the tea was ready.

Qi Xi picked up the teacup, took a sip, breathed a sigh of relief, and said leisurely:

"I suddenly felt that although Beisheng is remote, it is not bad."

"When the son of luck grows up, return the throne to him. We can grow some vegetables here and spend our days leisurely. It's also good."

This place is far away from disputes, and there are few scenes of monks fighting, killing, mining and grabbing treasures. It is really peaceful.

But Ye An said: "Your Majesty, what should we do if the son of destiny dies first?"

“…”

Qi Xi was startled for a moment and shook his head slightly, "Leng Mu, can you stop being so crow-like?"

Ye An forced a smile.

But it is true that it would be much better if the Son of Destiny did not follow the path of the villain protagonist, but believed wholeheartedly that "it is our duty to restore the glory of the temple."

It's a pity that it can't be done, and it is difficult to recruit him. After all, Chen Che's martial arts in his previous life included evil arts, and the foundation has been destroyed.

"Just in case we have some free time, before Yue'er comes, we can..."

Qixi said: "Try it in advance first."

Ye An put down the tea cup and asked doubtfully: "What?"

A slight blush appeared on Qi Xi's face and he said, "For example, let's preview the life of living together in seclusion in advance."

"It's good to take advantage of these few days to get a little familiar..."

As he spoke, his voice became intermittent and became quieter and quieter.

Ye An shook his head and said, "No, Your Majesty, that's not what I meant."

"I mean, you sneaked out without telling Yue'er?"

Yue'er is the maid who serves them both.

Although she is only a maid, her level is quite high, and she is even superior to the heaven-level executioners in the temple.

Under normal circumstances, Qi Xi, as the empress, simply regards Yue'er as a maid.

But there are exceptions—

"Yes what's the matter?"

Qi Xi said in surprise.

Ye An said: "Have all the memorial documents from various temples in the mainland been processed?"

"No." Qi Xi sighed, shook his head, and said, "There are too many, and we can never finish them."

Ye An said helplessly: "Aren't you afraid of Yue'er urging you? Did you skip work and sneak out before the memorial was reviewed?"

“…”

Qi Xi's face became more and more livid, and finally his face was covered with black lines. He said angrily: "I'm so annoyed, you stupid idiot."

"What are you talking about?"