Walma is indeed a Taoist, because he has the most powerful technique - thigh hugging! Before getting in the car, Xiao Chengqian complained like this.
Indeed, we don’t want to take Wolma with us on this adventure. Although we are very grateful to him for his previous protection, which prevented us from encountering threats from killers again, people who have not experienced adventures with us have no idea about us. What kind of danger are we facing? We don’t want to drag this cute, talkative *** Walma into this danger, so our first reaction before setting off is to tactfully persuade him to leave. He has Your own graceful and happy life, isn't it? Even if you are addicted to Taoism and believe in Taoism, you still have a strong master, right
But the reality is that our behavior is like poking a hornet's nest. After Wal-Mart heard about it, he burst into tears and begged me for mercy. After I couldn't resist, he estimated that all around The eldest young master's thighs were relatively thick, so he hugged Young Master Xiao's thighs all the way and followed the car in vain.
Therefore, Xiao Chengqian had the above complaints, but after Walma got into the car, he wiped away the snot and tears on his face, showed a bright smile, and said proudly: "Master said , on the road to find the way, no matter it is humiliation or difficulty, it is a big stone to temper myself, and I finally set foot on the road to find the way."
"You're just trying to hug my thigh?" Young Master Xiao couldn't help but cursed angrily.
Wal-Mart ignored Xiao Chengqian's scolding and just laughed happily while sitting in the business car. Huigen couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Oh no, he's stupid!" and lowered the brim of his hat. He looked like he couldn't bear to look at it anymore.
The car took the prepared luggage and we set off quickly.
The scenery along the way is still so beautiful, but no one is sure what the road ahead will be like.
Johnny told us that we were going to the Ganges River, but he didn’t specify where in the Ganges River specifically.
Before, when we were in Calcutta, I also saw the Hooghly River, a tributary of the Mother River of India. Is that also a part of the Ganges? So, the Ganges is so long and big, where exactly is Johnny going to take us? Unfortunately, Johnny did not give us an answer, and we could only follow Johnny quietly on the road.
This road seemed to take a long time, from the suburbs to the city, and then from the city to the suburbs, passing through many villages and towns. It took about two days of driving before the car stopped in a seemingly remote place.
I’m not very sure which state in India this belongs to. After all, this is not China. I’m not very clear about the geography here. But that’s not important. What’s important is that after passing through a rural area that looks very poor, , we came to the bank of the Ganges.
Johnny was wearing some outdoor clothes and got out of the car first. He said to us: "This is the place where Li and I visited back then. It has been a long time. Compared with now, at that time, this place was more deserted. Even the There are no villages, but thanks to the existence of such a village, we can buy some fresh things before boarding the ship."
"Is it very far? If it is very far, why do we choose to get off here? Besides, how do we set off?" I stood on the bank of the Ganges. This place is inaccessible and covered with long weeds. It withers in winter and is just a little yellow.
The wind blew, the weeds rustled, and the Ganges River flowed quietly in front of me, giving it a sense of eternal silence. No matter how I looked at it, I didn't know how we should take risks on this Ganges River.
Johnny looked at the watch on his wrist and said: "Are you stupid? To go to the water, of course you need a boat, but we came a little early. The boat should arrive in about an hour. As for whether it's far or not, I don't know. I can give you the answer! Back then, Li and I were here to suppress something, but in fact this formation is a living formation engraved on the target, that is, where the target is and where the formation is, I can't give you the answer."
"What do you mean?" I didn't react for a while, but Brother Chengxin reacted first and said immediately: "You mean, our target is a moving target?"
"That's what I mean." Johnny took out a metal wine bottle from his body and took a sip. His expression was very relaxed, as if he was just talking about an insignificant matter.
But our moods are different. Being active is generally equivalent to being alive in our minds. If we think about living things, suppressed things, and living things that still exist, isn't that powerful and defying the heavens? It's a very scary thing to think about, but Johnny can still be so relaxed.
Looking at the shocked expressions on our faces, Johnny screwed on the lid of the wine bottle, stuffed the wine bottle into the back pocket of his pants, and said: "Looking at your expressions, I know you must be thinking of some kind of creature. In fact, that's not the case! This suppressed thing... Well, I don't know how to describe it, but you will know it when you see it! It will move, but not very fast. For some reason, It will only be within the scope of the Ganges River. It is the first difficulty we have to overcome. Before going to Penglai, we have to overcome a total of five such difficulties. It doesn't matter, Li taught me how to find it... .I have a solution."
Johnny said a lot of vague words that we couldn't quite understand, and then when we were dumbfounded and looked at him incomprehensibly like a Martian, we said 'haha', and then said: "While we're at it, Now go shopping! If you want to occasionally eat fresh meat on the boat, I don’t mean fish! In fact, there are many places in the Ganges where the fish is disgusting, and I don’t mind if you want to eat it.”
As he spoke, Johnny walked towards the car. It seemed that he was going to drive back to the poor-looking village to buy something.
We had no choice but to follow him. Hui Gener rested his head on his head and said, "It's really troublesome. I don't eat meat. Remember to buy more eggs."
Brother Chengxin adjusted his glasses and said, "How delicious is the fresh fish caught in the river? Why can't you eat fish? It's disgusting? I love fish the most."
Johnny glanced at Brother Chengxin and said: "Don't you know the funeral customs here? It's the same as some of your Chinese and Tibetan funeral customs, water burial! And it's just thrown away without any treatment. Water burials! Do you understand? There are few people in Tibet and many Indians. Water burials in Tibet will undergo some special treatment, but not here! Therefore, in many sections of the Ganges, fish eat dead human flesh. Are you sure you want to eat it? Such a fish?”
"Uh..." Brother Chengxin's face suddenly twisted, and then he squatted in the weeds and said to Johnny as if begging for mercy: "Uncle Johnny, I beg you, stop talking..."
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Thanks to Johnny's warning in advance, we really did a lot of shopping in the village, just because we were afraid that if something unexpected happened, we would have to eat that kind of fish!
We didn’t need any staple food, but we bought some fresh chickens and ducks. Johnny said he would find a way to keep them on the boat. After all, if we passed through the city, we could still get some supplies.
"Actually, even when I was in the slums, I was very particular about what I ate! Even though there, in pursuit of the most real life, I was often embarrassed and only had potatoes and rice on my hands, but I could still do it. There are dozens of curries with different flavors, which makes my food unique." Johnny was very satisfied with this purchase. In fact, he was afraid that we would think he was too particular, so he couldn't help but explain.
I feel that this old man is trying his best to put aside his aristocratic status and does not want to bear the label of pleasure.
No one would care about these small details. If you have money, you should have fun. The Taoists naturally agree with this. But Young Master Xiao didn’t know which nerve twitched again and said: "Thirty-six kinds of curry." The recipe, after all, isn’t it still curry?”
Then, inevitably, Young Master Xiao received another blow on the head. Uncle Johnny would not show mercy either, so Young Master Xiao could only move forward screaming in pain.
When we came to this seemingly lonely shore again, to our surprise, the ship had arrived!
Different from the kind of cargo ship that moves very big, and also different from the kind of passenger ship with many seats and rooms, this is a real civilian ship, just like the kind of ship that often appears in some Amazon basin adventure movies, with There is a simple front and rear deck, a few rooms, and a pilothouse... But compared to the version in the movie, this ship is one-third larger, much newer, and looks much more comfortable.
Seeing us coming, three strong young men got off the boat. Without saying a word, they began to silently help us carry our luggage.
After all the luggage was put on the ship and everyone was assigned a room, only one of the three young men stayed behind, while the other two drove back in the two business cars we came with.
The remaining young man had dark skin, big eyes, thick lips, but a high nose. He had a typical Indian appearance. Johnny patted him on the shoulder and said, "His name is Singh. He is a real Indian." Singer, not my bad Singer, he was the one who drove the boat for us along the way! He also dealt with everything on the water. In fact, he was deliberately trained by me, and he also belongs to three generations of people who have served me. A good and loyal young man, he can also speak English, you will have no problem talking to him."
After saying this, Johnny asked Singer to say hello to us in English.
Singh was a little shy, but still greeted us with a simple smile.
We have a very good impression of this young man, and as a result, we are full of expectations for the life on the water that is about to begin!