"Ah Master! Master!" When I woke up and saw my situation, this was my first reaction, and I started crying like a ghost.
To be precise, I was woken up by itching. When I fell asleep, I felt that my face was itchy. I couldn't help but scratch it, and then pat it, which woke me up.
When I woke up, I wasn't quite awake and didn't realize anything. But when I subconsciously opened my hands and took a look, I suddenly felt like I was going crazy. There were ants in my hands.
My face was still itching, and I wanted to wash it off with water, but when I looked down, I saw a dark layer on the water in the big wooden bucket where I was bathing, and I didn't know how many dead ants were on it.
I lowered my head and looked around in a panic. There were so many ants on the ground, so many that I was dizzy, trying hard to crawl into my barrel!
Are these ants trying to eat me
Such a weird thing was even weirder than a hungry ghost insect. I had no choice but to shout at the top of my lungs, Master.
It was quiet on the mountain, and my shouts spread far and wide, but the first one to come was the little girl Ling Ruyue. I originally wanted to stand up, but when I saw it was her, I sat down immediately. , leaving only one head above the water, shouting: "What are you doing here?"
"You deserve it." Ling Ruyue stuck out her tongue at me and ran away in a bound. Her back was really happy.
My temples were beating with anger. I suddenly remembered her weird behavior, patting me on my towel and then on my body. Could it be her
Master has said that there are countless magic spells in this world. Even our Taoists, each lineage has its own unique magic method. Outside of China, there are also Nanyang magic methods, and in the West, we also have our own magic system.
It's just that the technology there is developing too fast, and fewer and fewer of their clergy know pure magic. Instead, they prefer to develop the human body's various potentials, such as special functions and so on.
Just when I was thinking wildly, my master came, and Ling Ruyue's grandma came too.
My master immediately saw the ants all over the ground, his expression was weird and helpless, but Ling Ruyue’s grandma looked more serious.
My master smiled helplessly, turned to her and said, "Ling Qing, your granddaughter might want to turn my place into an ant nest."
It turns out that Ling Ruyue's grandma is called Ling Qing, so the granddaughter and grandma have the same last name, but I can't care about this, this ant has crawled on my face again.
Grandma Ling Qing didn't speak, she just walked up to me with a serious expression. I don't know how she did it, but I smelled something, and then the ants stopped crawling towards me.
"I'm going to find Ruyue." Grandma Ling Qing said this and prepared to leave.
And my master looked at her with a strange expression, and suddenly said: "Isn't this little girl Ruyue just like you? I had a stomachache back then, and it was like a life-and-death struggle."
Grandma Ling Qing glared at my master, turned around and left.
At this time, my master walked up to me with a playful smile and said, "Sanwa'er, does it taste good?"
"When I get up, I must teach that girl a lesson in Taoism." I gritted my teeth. I'm not a fool. From this conversation, I knew that what happened to me today was the fault of this girl Ling Ruyue, but I did I don’t know what she does or what tricks she uses to harm me.
"Teach others a lesson? Just like your three-legged cat? If you don't want to suffer more, just forget about it." Old Man Jiang glanced at me sideways, his expression was really hateful.
"Is what she learned better than Taoism?" I was really unconvinced.
"Haha, the Gu art she mentioned is very easy to get started with. At least some of the basic things are easy. It's not like us who have to practice hard and accumulate skills. At least you should give up this idea now." Old Man Jiang is not salty. Said nonchalantly.
Poison? I got goosebumps all over my body, and suddenly I remembered that hungry ghost insect, which was cultivated by a master of voodoo magic. It was simply...
Thinking again about what I had just experienced, I decided that it would not be too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years.
"Master, how did she let the ants find me?" I was still curious.
"I'm not very proficient in the art of bewitching, but I still know that little girl's tricks. She doesn't have much skill now, and placing bewitches is the lowest level. Shoot something on you, ant. Didn't you just come? For example, do you have the strong smell that the queen ant emits when it is threatened?" Old Man Jiang suddenly smiled, looking quite gloating about his misfortune.
I stopped talking, and suddenly felt that this voodoo technique was quite advantageous. Anyone could use it as long as they knew the key. I better not act rashly now.
Of course, it was only later that I realized how naive my understanding of voodoo was at that time.
"Master, you see I'm like this, can you make me some fragrant soup?" Since there is no hope of revenge, let's take advantage first.
"You brat!" my master laughed and scolded.
In the hall of Zhulin Villa, I, my master, Grandma Ling Qing, and Ling Ruyue are here.
Master and Grandma Ling Qing were naturally sitting. My hair was still dripping with water, and I stood proudly next to Ling Ruyue, while the little girl pouted with an unconvinced look on her face.
"Ruyue, if there is a next time, I will collect your belongings from you. Have you forgotten the rules?" Grandma Lingqing lectured Ruyue, and I looked proudly on the sidelines. Look, this is revenge for a great revenge. .
"Grandma, I didn't mean it, he bullied me first." Ruyue curled her lips and tears fell down.
Now Old Man Jiang was no longer calm, and suddenly felt distressed. He said to Grandma Ling Qing: "I said you can forget it. Children can just talk about it."
I cursed in my heart, can you just talk to me? I have never tasted your iron palm.
Then, Old Man Jiang pulled Ruyue over again, wiped her tears, and asked her, "Why are you bullying me? Grandpa Jiang will help you vent your anger."
Ruyue acted very sensible and said: "Grandpa Jiang and grandma were talking about things, so Ruyue went to play by herself. When she saw her brother practicing, Ruyue went to play with her brother, but her brother asked Ruyue to go aside, saying that Ruyue is the eyes. He’s older and has fairer skin, and he doesn’t like Kisaragi at all.”
I was stunned for a moment. This little girl is so amazing. She made herself sound so innocent in just a few sentences. Although this was the case, why did it change after she said it
Under the protection of Old Man Jiang, Grandma Ling Qing didn't have much time to discipline Ru Yue. She just looked at Ru Yue's pitiful look seriously.
But Old Man Jiang slapped me on the head all of a sudden, and with a 'snap', I was held firm.
"Sanwa'er, you've got a lot of potential. You're bullying an 11-year-old girl. She's not good. Are you good? You have the ability, your eyes are bigger, and your skin is whiter. You look like a monkey! "
I'm so angry. After my mother, my master became a staunch traitor.
I looked at Ruyue fiercely, this little girl is really good at pretending, I have no grace at all, I really want to slap her!
"Ruyue, you have to get along well with the third brother. Grandma and Grandpa Jiang will go to do some things the day after tomorrow, so you and the third brother will wait on the mountain. You still need the third brother to take care of you." Ling Qing was speechless. It's like dropping a bombshell.
"How is it possible that I have to take care of her?"
"No, I want to go with grandma!"
Kisaragi and I said almost at the same time.
As soon as Old Man Jiang banged the table, he stood up and yelled at me: "How dare you not take good care of Ru Yue and ask me to come back? If Ru Yue loses a hair, just wait and copy the Tao Te Ching for me ten thousand times." go."
And Grandma Ling Qing just said lightly: "Ruyue, if you disobey this time, I will confiscate all the charms on you, including your pets."
I don't want to give in, I definitely want to fight.
But Ruyue said quietly: "Including my Hua Feifei?"
"Yes." Grandma Ling Qing looked calm but serious.
Ruyue stopped talking, but Old Man Jiang had something to say: "Sanwa'er, my little girls are so sensible. If you want to say no to me, just copy the Tao Te Ching for me tonight! "
"Who will cook the food?" There is a woman here, so she can't ask me to cook, right? When I was 11 years old, I had been cooking for Old Man Jiang for several years.
"You!" Old Man Jiang said without hesitation.
"Who will wash the clothes?" I was about to cry, but I still held on to a little hope. As the saying goes, it's about division of labor and cooperation.
"It's still you!" An emotionless voice.
With a sad face, I saw the little girl Ru Yue out of the corner of my eye. She pursed her lips and had an obedient smile, but her eyes were clearly filled with pride!
Facts have proved that I was not wrong about her at all. In the next few days, I was actually 'instigated' by her and did an extremely crazy thing with her!