"Master, isn't the main entrance a big stone door? How did you come out, and what happened after you came out? And what kind of red rope did you use to tie the zombies to follow you?" I felt sorry for Master, and now I know why they were like that I was tired and silent for a long time before I remembered to ask these questions.
"The person who went out first has reported it to the higher ups. The stone door was blown open with explosives and has been cleaned up a long time ago. As for the red rope to tie the zombies, it is no different from the red rope I usually use. What matters is that The conclusion is that a zombie has no vision, almost no touch, and no hearing. With these senses turned off, its sense of smell is extremely strong. Even a little bit of anger cannot escape its nose, but no matter how strong its sense of smell is, all The feeling is ultimately determined by the soul. Zombies have no soul, only soul. I locked its soul, leaving a gap, and tied it all to my heart. The heart is the place with the most vitality, and it can only Feel my presence." Master explained.
However, he still paused and explained again: "I once said that yin and yang depend on each other. The zombie's physical body is strong, and the two souls it leaves behind will naturally be strong as well. The zombie can also be repaired. After repairing the seven souls, the soul can finally be cultivated. I wasn't completely sure, and time was tight, so I sent everyone up, firstly to blow open the door, and secondly, because I was afraid of getting too angry."
Are zombies that powerful? I just can't imagine it.
"It's my fault for being careless. I was so focused on catching the ghost mother that I didn't notice the special incense placed at the head of the coffin, as well as a bowl of dried white rice and a bowl of chicken blood. These are the offerings to the zombies. I didn't notice it! If I had been more careful, I could have found that the top of the tomb had been smashed open a little bit, so..." The master's words were full of regret. He cared about the lives of those two soldiers.
"Master, you said that you can't change what is destined. This is fate, and there is nothing you can do about it." I advised from the side.
"It's just that I don't have the pulse of Xiangzi and can't see the light of blood. Regardless of whether it's life or not, I am the cause of their death. I have already told Hu Xueman that from now on, all my allowances will be given to the families of the two soldiers, Sanwa'er , we will have a hard time in the future." Master said to me with a wry smile.
I didn't care, and said: "What are you afraid of? Master, you once said that if there is a cause, there must be an effect. You should give them the allowance in the future. This is the effect. You have to bear it. If it is more difficult, we will go Go be a magician."
"Haha, brat..." Master laughed and rubbed my head vigorously. This was the first time he laughed since he came back.
Su Rou was giggling next to him. He laughed for a long time before remembering to ask: "Master Jiang, tell me, how did you kill the jumping corpse?"
"Zombies are afraid of sunlight. Although jumping zombies goes beyond this category, sunlight always has a restraining effect on it. Have you forgotten the big formation at the door? Kill all evil things, and it will be fine as long as it leaves the tomb. The most dangerous time is when you come out of the tomb, because the zombie's instinctive fear of the sun will drive it crazy. I can't go into details. I can only say that in the end, I want to thank you, Mr. Hui, for your kick, which made the zombie alive. Kicked out." Master said simply.
It's simple to say, but I can imagine the danger involved. If you are not careful, your life may be in danger. Master just doesn't want to go into details.
Surou didn't think much about it. Since my master was standing in front of him, he felt that everything was fine. He couldn't help but ask: "Master Hui still has this skill? Is he a martial arts master?"
This guy is fascinated by martial arts novels, so it's normal for him to ask this question.
The master looked at the crispy meat with a smile and said: "All the martial arts in the world come from Shaolin, what do you think?"
"Holy shit, why did I let Master Hui go? Didn't he want to take on a disciple? I should have become my disciple, so I wouldn't be a master? Oh, oh..." Surou sighed with regret. .
But I immediately figured out the reason why old man Huijue always likes to eat eggs. People who practice martial arts consume a lot of meat. Meat is rich in protein. He can't eat meat, so he can only eat eggs to supplement it. Otherwise My body can't bear it either.
In fact, with the development up to now, many monks also eat meat. Of course, it is limited to 'pure meat', and it does make sense not to practice martial arts if you are poor.
However, I still couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. I know my master's skills. Whether it's for fitness or something, he always acquires some martial arts skills. Now I also know that Old Man Hui knows Shaolin Kung Fu, so they... . ..
I remembered the scene of their fight. Old Hui grabbed my master's hair and my master grabbed his beard!
Forget it, I endured it, I didn't want to think about it anymore. I didn't know, I thought the two 'shrews' were fighting.
Just when I was in a trance, my master had already broken the sweet dream of crispy meat and said: "Even if Huijue is here, he can't accept you as his disciple."
"Why? Am I not destined?" Surou asked anxiously.
"It's fate, yes. Don't you also know Hui Jue? But, do you think you are willing to give up those big pieces of meat? Are you willing not to find a woman for the rest of your life? Hui Jue is just a melon boy, how good a woman is Ah, clean and beautiful, he doesn’t understand this style." My master said seriously.
I almost hit the wall. I really wanted to tell Su Rou that this is not my master, but I was right. Women are so good, why don't you find a woman? Just like my eldest sister and second sister, they are pretty and always smell better than me...
But I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Why did I think so? Could it be that I have become someone like Master? I can't imagine that one day, I would squat on the street and look at a woman, and I suddenly felt that the future was very gloomy.
But just because I think this way doesn’t mean that Surou thinks so too. His eyes narrowed when he smiled, and he said to my master in a simple and honest manner: "What Mr. Jiang said makes sense. In fact, girls are okay...I'm still young." , I just can’t bear to eat meat.”
I looked at Su Rou with hatred, pointed at him and said, "Don't be so mean, you kid. You told me clearly that you like Liu Chunyan."
"San Wa'er, why are you so excited?" Su Rou was startled, and then he immediately looked at me with an almost obscene look and said, "San Wa'er, do you miss a woman? Then so Are you excited?"
My face turned red and I wiped it. Why did Su Rou guess what I was thinking? Without allowing me to refute, Surou stood up immediately, brushed against my ear, and whispered: "It's okay, we are grown men, we are not shy, I have good things, and I have the heart of a girl."
"What do you mean?" I didn't respond.
But at this time, my master had already overheard, kicked Surou in the butt, and shouted: "Don't lead my apprentice into bad ways, you stinky boy, and don't be a bad boy. Give me that girl's heart." , Really, why are today’s children like this!”
Su Rou covered his butt and shouted: "Master Jiang, the three children didn't hear clearly. How do you know the girl's heart? How do you know that we are going to be bad? Do you know what kind of novel it is? I won't give it, I will Copied with great pains."
I immediately understood the meaning of crispy meat. This is the instinct of men to be sensitive to certain things without any guidance.
Actually, I really want to see that heart.
The next day was a nice sunny day, and Master and I were in a good mood, of course before lunch.
The quality of the food dropped instantly compared to before.
"Sanwa'er, why do you think of making meatballs and green peppers?" Master asked.
"Master, that's shredded pork with green pepper. You didn't buy the meat, so I made the rest. Didn't you say you don't have any allowance? I think I have to save money on the fish in the backyard. Master, will you go hunting in the future?" We won’t eat meat when we bring food, we have to save it.” I said with a sad face.
My master was stunned, and it took him a long time to yell: "Sanwa'er, when it comes to increasing revenue and reducing expenditure, you can't just reduce expenditure without increasing revenue. The role of reducing expenditure is behind increasing revenue. It doesn't mean that if you save, we will have money!"
"Master, do you want me to go to the construction site to do hard work?" I had a bad feeling and was also calculating how much money I would make for a day of hard work.
"Be a coolie. You...you...just ask your parents for some first. We'll figure it out when we get to Beijing." Old Man Jiang blushed. He didn't have much savings, and it was just us, the master and the apprentice. This way of eating is really luxurious compared to ordinary people, and Old Man Jiang also likes to collect, so you can imagine... .
"That's good." I felt relaxed for a while. It's a thousand times better than doing hard work.
"By the way, say goodbye to your parents, we are leaving." Old Man Jiang suddenly said in a low voice.