"Bah, that's what you said." A different kind of 'irritability' appeared on Brother Chengxin's face. He threw away his chopsticks and shouted to the door: "What are you talking about? You can really stop it if you close the door. What's wrong with you? You didn't know you came in? Just pretend to be a brat and make trouble!"
I suddenly became happy, ate a big piece of meat, and said to Brother Chengxin: "What? Brother Chengxin, you still speak Northeastern dialect? Look at the authentic Northeastern dialect spoken by me, a pervert. No?"
Brother Chengxin said helplessly: "You don't know that I was tortured. You will know later."
While Brother Chengxin was talking, I had actually seen it.
Because at this moment, a figure had already fluttered in timidly. Ha, I was happy when I saw it. Is this the old ghost that Brother Chengxin said? This image... Tsk... I didn't know what to say, so I could only whisper in Brother Chengxin's ear: "Are you sure this is an old ghost? Not a fashion pioneer?"
Yes, this is indeed a 'fashion pioneer', with a sleek side parting, a colorful floral suit, a pair of jeans underneath, a pair of sneakers, a pair of big sunglasses, and a bright face. Most of them are covered! As fashionable as you want!
That's what ghosts are like. Whatever image you see of him is what he looks like. That's why I have to say that he is fashionable. After following Brother Chengxin out for a while, I learned everything about modern people's clothing, but I don't have the ability to appreciate it very well. of.
Brother Chengxin gave me a helpless look, but before I could speak, a voice came again: "You are so perverted, you can't do this! How can you say something quietly? I heard it all Okay, let me explain it to you. Haha, this kind of obscenity is all about image, huh? This kind of obscenity also needs to keep up with the times, huh? Otherwise, it will be like following the past, huh? That can't be done, I'll tell you Let me give you an example... There are several brothers in my family, named Wu Qi, Wu Li, Wu Wei, Wu Fan, Wu Fan, and Wu Yanwu. You have to ask me why my parents gave them these names. Let me tell you..."
I felt like I was going crazy. Brother Chengxin was already on the verge of breaking out, but before we could say anything, a heavy sound of putting bowls down suddenly came from Ruxue's side, and then he said coldly: " Shut up!"
I laughed all of a sudden. Brother Chengxin quietly gave Ruxue a thumbs up. Wu Yanwu didn't realize it, with an innocent look on his face, and shouted: "What's going on? What's going on? This girl Don’t you like me? Yes, I am the most taciturn child in the family, and I have always been disliked by others. But you can’t just because you’re naughty and don’t like to talk, you can’t dislike naughty people! Isn’t this embarrassing? Give me an example. Let’s talk about my family. I have several brothers named Wu Qi... "
Brother Chengxin was driven crazy by this old ghost Wu and told me directly: "Chengyi, I'm unconscious. I'm going to faint for a while. When this old ghost shuts up, you can call me again." "
Ruxue sighed softly. For a person like her who talks little, if you ignore her once, she will just ignore you and won't bother to say anything again!
As for me, I gently pulled Brother Chengxin, with a pair of smiling eyes, and then I took out a talisman from the yellow cloth bag I carried with me, the Zhengyang Talisman, which can do great damage to ghosts, and then that The old ghost quickly shut up, yawned as if it didn't matter, and said: "Really, when this person gets old, he gets sleepy easily. I'm going to sleep."
This time I was concise and concise, but I said with a smile: "Stop, who told you to leave? You think this talisman can't be attached to the soul pot, or what? Do you dare to leave? The transaction is not completed, as soon as you leave , it’s normal for Heaven to make you lose your soul. Look, it’s not me who’s dealing with you, but me. I’m an impulsive and irritable person. If I accidentally stick a soul-nurturing jar on you... . ”
As I said that, I looked distressed, and Chengxin smiled like a nymphomaniac, and whispered in my ear: "Chengyi, Gao! I even forgot that you are Shanzimai. This You can still take care of that verbose old man, and by the way, don’t forget to squeeze out the toothpaste from his belly, let’s see what else he can do with this little brat.”
That's what I mean. I can't deal with you as a brat. Even if I've been fooling around in Shanzimai for so many years, Brother Chengxin and I put on an 'old fox'-like smile at the same time. They all looked at the old ghost Wu, while Ruxue looked as if the matter had nothing to do with her.
In the end, Old Ghost Wu still stood still, with a look of regret and annoyance on his face. He was probably thinking in his heart, what a mistake, what a mistake, why did I provoke such a 'evil star'? If I had known it earlier, I wouldn't be able to get out of the soul-nurturing tank.
But no matter what he thought, his expression of regret and annoyance still disappeared in a flash, and he became flattering, saying: "This young man, who is a stupid kid who said that I want to leave?" What? See if I catch you, why don’t you give him a good beating! Young master, don’t you know? I kissed you as soon as I saw you, and I’ve never seen you be so open and naughty! As soon as I see you, I want to chat (chat) with you, drink and chat with you, treat you like a brother! If you want to have a meal of meat with me, you must not let you eat steamed buns, that's impossible!"
It was really long-winded, but I was not impatient and looked at him with a smile: "Are you done?"
"That's it." The old ghost looked silly and loyal at the same time.
"Want to chat with me?" I smiled even brighter.
"That's right! Are you doubting me? That's not possible! If you can come to my house, if nothing else, the big fat guy (the meat here is pronounced you) has enough control." The old ghost looked like he was going through fire and water.
The question is who wants to eat the big fat meat? I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so I said directly: "Why don't I believe you? I simply believe that you care about me, right?"
When the old ghost heard this, his head was nodding like a chicken pecking at rice, and he quickly said: "Yes, yes, that's the truth!"
That
I laughed, and Brother Chengxin also laughed. I said slowly: "Well, I don't have any worries anymore. I was too embarrassed to ask before. Can you tell me? What's going on with Ginseng Essence?" ? Why does it take a freezing day to look for it? Who looks for ginseng like this? Tell me again, why do you only say you are looking for ginseng essence here when things get really bad? Finally, who do you want us to wait for? ? You’re talking about heartfelt sincerity, right?”
The old ghost looked at me with a distorted expression as if he had been fooled. He was probably too frightened to care about his 'fashionable image'. He changed his appearance with a 'Peng' sound and pulled his hair into a Taoist priest bun. , wearing a somewhat dirty Taoist priest's robe, which surprised me a little, is this old ghost still a Taoist priest
But when I saw his face, it reminded me of the Wu Laoer I once met in the ghost market. Yes, although they didn't look alike, they all looked like the same school. It looked like I was written on their faces. He was a thief, the kind of person I found obscene. His big sunglasses had covered half of his face just now, but now I could see clearly.
It doesn’t look very reliable! However, you can't judge a book by its appearance. At least in the ghost market, Wu Laoer is reliable!
The old ghost couldn't care about this anymore and didn't dare to leave. He just wandered back and forth in the room, shouting: "How to fix this? How...how to fix this? Hey, really, I want to fix it now How to fix it?"
Brother Chengxin and I didn't even look at him. I had seen through it all. This old man Wu was a real coward. He didn't dare to leave. Let's give him some time to think about it.
Ruxue, Brother Chengxin and I happily ate stew and drank wine happily. About twenty minutes later, a floating voice came: "I said, you want me to tell everything." Yes, you won’t put this talisman on me, will you?”
I thought about it in my mind and realized that this old ghost was indeed hiding a lot of things. However, my face remained calm, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I said a Northeastern dialect: "How can that be done? It can't be done!" Am I that kinky?"
At this point, I finally figured out why Brother Chengxin, a man with a gentle spring breeze, spoke such bold and unrestrained Northeastern dialect. It was because of this old man's "croaking"!
So, the old ghost rolled his eyes for a long time and finally spoke: "Let's talk about this matter starting with the brothers in our family. There are five brothers in our family, named Wu Qi, Wu Li and Wu..."
"Speak to the important point!" This is what I shouted.
"Speak humanly!" This is what Brother Chengxin shouted.
"But I'm a ghost. I can't speak human words, right?" Wu Laoer looked innocent.
I was speechless and said directly: "You, just say the most important thing first, okay?"
"The ginseng essence is in the tomb of the immortal." Wu Laoer was indeed very concise this time.
And Brother Chengxin and I were stunned!