My Teammates Are All Crazy

Chapter 18: Chapter 18

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Auntie is impossible to come, impossible in this life!

However, the bad mood is real.

After a round, Jing Yu realized that he was abnormal, and quickly comforted his little angel: "Thank you for your concern, I'm fine... I'm fine with my body, don't worry... Well, I'm in a bad mood... The reason? I won't tell you~"

[Can you still see the Heart of Ice and Snow today?]

[Use the Heart of Ice and Snow in the next game!]

[Goldfish's heart of ice and snow is more violent than Moon Shadow Spider!]

Jing Yu was silent for a while, but finally met the barrage's request: "Okay, I'll use Frozen Heart to match."

Jing Yu clicked on the match, locked the heart of ice and snow in seconds, and immediately blocked the chat when he saw the words "poisonous?" from his teammates.

[Actually blocked?]

[Why block it?]

[Why don't you block it? Waiting to be scolded?]

[Some people are really poisonous, right? What do you think of our goldfish?]

[Yeah, are you happy to see the goldfish being scolded?]

Jing Yu blocked even chatting, so naturally he wouldn't watch the barrage.

The game started, 32 minutes later, Jing Yu's team won the victory when one of his teammates hung up.

Frozen Heart has 12 kills, 8 deaths and 3 assists. It is still the MVP, but it is obviously not enough to compare with the game where the Moon Shadow Spider was rampant.

[I really want to know how the other side reacts.]

[And the reactions of teammates.]

[Ehhhh? !]

[Why did you start another round?]

[It can be seen that the goldfish is in a very bad mood today.]

[Wouldn't it be dumped by his girlfriend?]

[Don't go ahead! Goldfish my husband!]

After Jing Yu watched the post-war data, he directly clicked "One more game", not to mention interacting with the bullet screen, and even didn't watch the bullet screen at all.

Once again, he locked the heart of ice and snow in seconds, blocked the chat again, and finished the game silently and rudely. After 38 minutes, he narrowly won.

16 kills, 9 deaths and 10 assists. The record is slightly higher than the previous game, but it is still not as good as the game where the Moon Shadow Spider was rampant.

Just as he was about to start another round, he suddenly remembered that he was broadcasting live, Jing Yu was slightly taken aback, and turned his head to look at the barrage subconsciously.

It's okay not to look at it, but this look made him a little dumbfounded.

[Don't be angry, goldfish, be good.]

[To smooth the hair of the goldfish, no, it should be smooth scale?]

[Look at us, goldfish, even if you are dumped by your girlfriend, you still have us!]

[That's right, a group of wives let you tease~]

Since losing the training game with Heart of Ice and Snow, Jing Yu has not dared to use Heart of Ice and Snow.

This is so true, I forgot that I was still live.

Looking at the fancy consolation of the barrage, he couldn't help laughing.

[Wow, did the goldfish smile just now? Tell me I don't have hallucinations!]

[Smiling so well, as expected of my husband!]

[How can a girlfriend be willing to dump such a person!]

Jing Yu smiled helplessly: "I don't have a girlfriend. So being dumped or something doesn't exist."

[Then you think about me?]

[What type of goldfish do you like?]

[Goldfish do you like men or women?]

[I, I, I, can attack and suffer!]

"Enough of you guys~" Jing Yu was amused again, and his sassy voice finally came back, "I have so many wives, what do I need a girlfriend for?"

[Goldfish, you have not only a wife, but also a husband!]

"Husband? No, no, no, I don't." Jing Yu denied, "I'll attack!"

[Do you think the people's police will believe your nonsense?]

[Please repeat these three words with your arrogant voice.]

[Generally, those who say that they are the total attack are the total sufferers.]

[Don't run away from the front, you are the truth!]

"Hey, I'm not going to make trouble with you~" Jing Yu couldn't say anything about the barrage, so he decided to change the subject. "By the way, do you want to see me play in other positions? For example, top order or something?"

[Ice and Snow Heart placed an order?]

"It's impossible for Frozen Heart to place orders." Jing Yu said and clicked on the match, "Suddenly I wanted to try placing orders, but I don't know if I can do it myself."

[Real men, never say you can’t do it!]

Jing Yu: "..."

After the match was successful, Jing Yu chose the Burial Sword, hesitated for a while, then replaced it with Crazy Bone, and finally changed it back to the Buried Sword and locked it.

After 29 minutes, they lost, miserably.

Jing Yu's Burial Sword had 8 kills, 12 deaths and 5 assists, and the loser didn't even get the MVP.

[Failed and shattered!]

[Failed and shattered hahaha!]

[Goldfish, how can you be so good when you place an order!]

[Not enough damage resistance, goldfish!]

Jing Yu curled his lower lip: "No, come again!"

[Don't don't don't.]

[Goldfish, you should still play wild, be obedient.]

The top laner and the jungler, one fights injuries openly, and the other hides in secret and sneak attacks. There are two ways to play.

Jing Yu has the awareness of resisting injuries, but he has no ability to resist injuries. The teammates who were randomly matched have no sense of cooperation at all, and he watched him die in front of him.

so hard…

How exactly did Qin Fei switch between top laner and jungler freely

After that, Jing Yu played a few more matches, all playing in the jungle position, winning and losing.

At 11 o'clock, after interacting with the barrage for a while, he said good night and quit the live broadcast.

Just as I was about to quit the game, I went to the bathroom and went to sleep, when I suddenly received a private message.

asdf: I will give you a professional account and a name.

asdf: preferably in English.

Jing Yu was stunned for a moment. After thinking a little, he replied with two letters:

It's goldfish not salted fish: GF

asdf: Oh? Why

Goldfish, not salted fish: Gold Fish

asdf:…

asdf: OK, you win.

asdf: PG-GF, welcome to join the big family of PG!

Seeing this sentence, Jing Yu pursed his lower lip, and felt his blood boil for a while. He was about to reply "I'll do my best", and sent a few more exclamation marks, but before he had time to type, he received another message.

asdf: Please give me your mobile phone number for easy contact.

Without even thinking about it, Jing Yu sent his cell phone number.

asdf: Is there a button

Jing Yu sent his Kuku number again.

asdf: What is Weibo called

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: look at my id.

asdf: Another selfie of yours

Jing Yu picked up the phone on the side and started posing for himself. After a lot of tossing, he finally took a selfie that was quite satisfactory.

Then looked down at the message:

asdf: full nudity.

Jing Yu: "???"

asdf: You're not actually filming, are you

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense.

asdf: Haha, just kidding. I just think it's too good to give what you want to give.

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: _(:з"∠)_

asdf: Have you packed your bags

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Hmm.

asdf: Then go to bed earlier, good night.

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Good night.

After Jing Yu replied those two words, he saw that asdf was slow to log off, so he quit the game first, and then his eyes fell on the screen of the mobile phone, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Qin Fei asked him to take a selfie, but he actually started taking selfies on the spot. If Qin Fei hadn't added the word "full nudity" at the end, he would have sent his selfie just now.

Thinking about it, I was a little scared - I was completely led by Qin Fei and walked away.

After Jing Yu turned off the computer, he went to the bathroom to take a shower.

I dried my hair, went back to the bed, and got under the covers with my phone, only to realize that I had received a text message.

It came from an unfamiliar number, the content is: I am Qin Fei, this is my mobile phone number, you can save it.

Jing Yu obediently stored the number in his cell phone memo, and then the corners of his lips twitched unconsciously.

"I'll do my best!" He faced the air and said what he couldn't say just now, "I won't hold you back, I promise!"

The author has something to say: You can live together in the next chapter~