"Me? What can I say." Han Shiyu was holding an original English book in his study, looking at Yang Han in front of him.
Although Yang Han didn't really want to ask him, but he couldn't ask Yang Mo about something he really wanted to know, so he had to come to Han Shiyu.
Holding the bear, she pointed to the box of Jiayun fruit candies on Han Shiyu's table, and asked, "Can I have one."
Han Shiyu grabbed it and said, "No, your dad bought it for me. If you want to eat it, let him buy it for you."
Yang Han heard the show-off in his words: "..."
She rolled her eyes and said, "There are some in the nearby supermarket."
Han Shiyu: "Something you asked your dad to buy for you?"
Yang Han wanted to refute, but shook his head and woke himself up.
Why is she arguing with Han Shiyu like a kindergartener's pet
After taking a deep breath, Yang Han said, "I actually want you to talk to me about you and your dad in college."
Han Shiyu blatantly opened the tin box and put a piece of candy in his mouth, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you asking this?"
Yang Han: "Because I think that my dad can promise to be with you, it's just doing public welfare."
Han Shiyu shyly said, "The first time he saw me, he was about to fall in love with me."
Yang Han raised his eyebrows, then coughed, and imitated Yang Mo's tone: "Have the ability to fight? What kind of man is calling below? Coward?!"
She returned to her original state and said, "Is this love?"
Han Shiyu: "..."
He said, "How did you know that?"
Yang Han: "My dad told me."
Han Shiyu: "He told you that you came over and asked me."
Yang Han: "I want to know what you wrote about the eight hundred characters you praised each other."
…
Half an hour passed.
Yang Mo took a sigh of relief and picked up the pen. He felt that the ink in his hand weighed thousands of pounds. After it fell, it couldn't be dragged.
Counselor: "Yang Mo, you have already poked two holes."
Yang Mo: "I don't know how to write it."
The counselor had prepared the words and wanted to teach him a lesson, but Han Shiyu on the other side had already written Xiao Babai splendidly, picked it up, flicked his finger, quite like a storyteller, and said, "Teacher, I'm fine. ."
Yang Mo: "..."
The guide who watched him finish writing his masterpiece had already begun to cover his mouth tactically with a serious face.
Counselor: "Read."
Han Shiyu's words are eloquent—
"Once upon a time, fate was a pole that could not be hit in eight lifetimes, I was in the east and you were in the west.
"Later, fate was the five accounts that were killed by you, and I was in the light and you were in the dark.
"Right now, fate is two big, white and square pieces of A4 paper, I'm on this side and you're on the other side.
Tactically covering his mouth, the teacher did not hold back the first round and broke the merit.
Counselor: "… "
After Han Shiyu finished reading the summary of the previous situation, he could start the text, coughed, and continued: "The first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted by your beauty and skillful shouting skills, I thought to myself, this is really A white lotus flower that emerges from the mud and is not stained, with a calm air in front of the guide, your expression looks detached, as if the non-stick pans are used for fried rice at home, and black pots are sold at other people's homes. ."
Yang Mo: "..."
Han Shiyu said affectionately: "I thought about it deeply, and felt that there are often white lotuses in the world, and those who look like you are hard to see. After thinking about it, I feel that I am ignorant, lacking ink in my belly, and I can't spit out any dog's teeth in my mouth to praise your straightness. , no vines, no branches, fragrant far and clear. I think this is probably the fairy in the legend, and as we all know, the intermarriage of a fairy and a mortal is against the law, woohoo, only a fairy is worthy of you, not a mortal..."
Yang Mo slammed his pen: "You scold again??"
Han Shiyu: "Teacher, he threatened me."
The counselor glanced around the office, the counselor who had all broken before the round was over. He took a deep breath, only to feel a stagnation in his chest that couldn't be evacuated.
Counselor: "The whole article is full of yin and yang, Han Shiyu, go outside and rewrite it for me!"
Han Shiyu said aggrieved: "Teacher, Bai Lian is really praising him—ah!"
Before he could finish speaking, Yang Mo had already rushed over to start.
The guides who fainted from laughter woke up instantly and stepped forward to stop them.
The counselor said angrily, "Yang Mo!"
…
After supper, the returning teachers passed the office on the first floor and found two tall boys squatting at the door together.
When they walked past, they retreated and saw these two holding hands, their faces turning pale and ugly, and they were laying out paper on their knees and writing a review.
A physical education teacher was also invited to watch them.
This kind of human suffering is rare in the university, and because of the great achievements made by the two, it has reappeared in the arena.
Passing teacher: "..."
They silently walked away again.
This physical education teacher just came back from playing in the basketball hall. He passed by the office on the first floor to get some water. He just sat and rested for a while. He felt novel again, and he was happy to help the counselor watch.
When the physical education teacher saw the small movements of the two, he pretended to be fierce: "Tsk, move something, don't let it go."
Han Shiyu: "..."
Yang Mo: "..."
Han Shiyu frowned and said to Yang Mo, "Can I change the position? I've been writing with my left hand for fifteen minutes!"
Yang Mo got angry when he saw his face, glared back at him, and said impatiently, "Are you fucking itchy?"
Han Shiyu turned his head: "Teacher, he threatened me!"
…
Yang Han hugged the white bear and said, "You really owe me so much."
Han Shiyu: "It's called romance."
Yang Han let out a sigh, rubbed her bear, and said, "If I were dad, I would definitely beat you up sometime."
Han Shiyu ate another piece of candy, put the book back, and then looked for other books on the shelf.
He said, "Do you think he didn't fight?"
Yang Han was very happy, his tone rose excitedly, and said, "I've beaten it, then what about it?"
Han Shiyu frowned: "Stinky girl, are you so happy?"
…
There is a barbecue stall outside the east gate, which is very, very, very delicious.
Three very.
Popular with students from nearby colleges and universities.
The proprietress is from Urumqi, which is why the students from Xinjiang University of Shouda University always cannot explain the statement "not all Xinjiang people can make mutton skewers".
The lady boss is tall and enthusiastic.
Han Shiyu always went to patronize her business, so the proprietress liked this very good-looking and talkative freshman.
On this day, Han Shiyu came again, alone. Seeing that there was no one around him, the proprietress smiled and said, "Go to the old position, there is someone to accompany you."
Han Shiyu: "?"
He walked to the old position and found that there was indeed someone, and it was also a person.
He had just escaped from this man's hands a few days ago, so seeing this man immediately caused a bad psychological shadow.
Han Shiyu looked at Yang Mo.
When Yang Mo looked up, he accidentally saw Han Shiyu.
Two people: "… "
Yang Mo is drinking a bottle of Coke.
Han Shiyu bit his head and sat opposite him, and asked curiously, "Aren't you drinking?"
Yang Mo looked at him and knocked the plastic bottle gently on the table.
Han Shiyu: "...you can do whatever you want."
Yang Mo didn't speak the whole time, and ate his own. Han Shiyu took a sigh of relief, and finally asked, "Well... can I ask you something?"
Yang Mo looked up at him.
Han Shiyu said, "Senior?"
Yang Mo: "Get out of my eyes."
Han Shiyu shrank back and frowned, "Have we not figured it out yet? What are you doing so angry?"
Yang Mo: "Do you need me to say it again?"
…
Yang Han chewed the fruit candy and asked, "What's wrong? Is Dad in a bad mood?"
When Han Shiyu had enough candy, he rewarded Yang Han with a piece of mercy, and then closed the lid.
"I think so too, and then I followed up and asked, guess what?" Han Shiyu said.
Yang Han shook his head and said he couldn't guess.
Han Shiyu: "He was tricked by the person who hacked his account. That person said he was hacked once for 200. I tried five accounts, and he hacked five times. That person said he was one person, but counted it once."
Yang Han: "…"
Han Shiyu: "As a result, your father didn't even ask for two hundred. He planned to beat him after the meal. Fortunately, I stopped him."
…
Han Shiyu was shocked: "Don't say no to brother, this is gray income. If you fight again because of this, are you still in the first place?"
Yang Mo looked at the culprit and frowned, "What's your business?"
Han Shiyu moved forward, pushed the meat from his side to Yang Mo's side, and said, "Listen to me first and finish my request... I'll give you money, go and help me hack him back. ."
Yang Mo said lightly: "Don't hack customers within a month after receiving the job."
Han Shiyu twitched the corners of his mouth: "Why are you doing this with such principles..."
Han Shiyu persuaded: "He has no principles, and we won't talk to him about principles. Don't worry, my entrustment is very principled."
Yang Mo frowned again when he listened to his words: "What do you want to do?"
Han Shiyu explained: "I hung him up because he was a big scolding person, and he was a foreigner. Haven't you seen his remarks?"
Yang Mo: "No."
Han Shiyu: "...what about your principles?"
Yang Mo: "Just give the money."
Han Shiyu smiled helplessly and said, "Okay, I'll pay first, and you'll do things later, okay?"
Yang Mo looked up at him.
…
"We cooperated later. Yang Mo exploited a loophole in the system and put the client's account on the home page of the entertainment section of the forum for a day." Han Shiyu remembered, "In the end, the student was criticized and educated for his inappropriate speech, and Cheng Shao went out in person. , with professional students, repaired and upgraded the firewall of the forum."
Han Shiyu smiled and said, "This firewall is very powerful. Your dad has been using various methods to break it."
The technical staff of Jixun all know that Minister Yang has a famous saying - "The strongest place in the world is the firewall of the first student forum."
Han Shiyu continued: "Mr. Cheng knew that Yang Mo did it, but he let him go and just reported to the above that there was a bug in the recommendation mechanism."
"But he told Yang Mo's counselor about this in private, and the two of us were arrested again."
The counselor never imagined that his hand-in-hand review method would be so effective.
It directly turned the two enemies into teammates and harmed one side together.
So after a fair evaluation of this behavior and teaching the two to turn back, this fine tradition has been preserved.
Whenever the energetic male students have nowhere to use their strength and intend to communicate with each other with their fists, they will be arranged to squat at the door of the office in the east corridor on the first floor of the No. 16 office building.
Hold hands and write 800 words of praise to each other.
This was selected into the event candidate list for the "First Anecdote Record" that year. Although it was regrettable that it was not selected, it was passed down as a good story.