Jixun is going to make a movie.
The main character is the little girl who had an affair with Han Shiyu last time. Her name is Yan Yuan, and she has a cheerful and easy-going personality. It started at the end of July, in the middle of the month, she came to the filming location and visited Han Shiyu by the way.
Yang Han's house is very close to the main filming location, and Han Shiyu only needs to drive an hour to get there, which is very convenient for cameo appearances.
Yan Yuan's temperament and Yang Han are very compatible, and the two became acquainted with each other in the morning. She said that she would take Yang Han to visit the filming site, and Yang Han nodded excitedly.
Anyway, this summer vacation is very long, and Yang Han has a lot of time to be happy.
The programming interest class that Lu Yueming signed up for has a summer training, and he will not be able to return to his home in Qingdao until late July. In this way, Yang Han can often call several people from the dog-raising compound to his house for gatherings.
Because Liu Zuoye had to do farm work for the family, he went back to his hometown first during the holiday, but every time Yang Han organized a party, he would put on a video and give her a "live broadcast", otherwise, without her, the "harem" would not be complete.
Even Shang Xue saw the clue. When they got together to play board games, he joked with a smile: "Yang Han, you and Sister Liu have a really good relationship."
Yang Han scratched his cheek with his index finger: "Ah..."
Xu Jia had long since given up to take the position of the head of the harem, and turned into a mother Xu, sighing the old mother's breath beside her vicissitudes.
It's not that Han Shiyu doesn't work at all. He occasionally goes out a few times, but most of the time he is at home.
On this day, Yang Han invited Lu Yueming, who was rarely free, to come to play at home, and the two were discussing the real questions of the college entrance examination in the living room.
Han Shiyu came back, changed his slippers at the door, and shouted, "Yang Yang, your Uncle Liu is here, go get something to drink..."
Liu Mu followed him in. As soon as his forefoot fell, he was caught in the eyes by the congratulatory characters in the living room. He raised his eyebrows and sighed: "Drink."
Liu Mu is a self-media star, that is, an Internet celebrity in people's mouths, and there is no brokerage company behind him. He is also a participating actor. He came here early to prepare for the shooting, and planned to stay at an old friend's house by the way.
Han Shiyu looked back at him: "What to drink?"
Liu Mu said: "Carbonated drinks are good."
Han Shiyu shouted, "Yang Yang, take two bottles of Coke."
Yang Han responded with "Oh" as he walked towards the refrigerator with his slippers.
Lu Yueming greeted Han Shiyu respectfully, and when his eyes looked behind, the tip of the pen stopped on the paper, staring at Liu Mu, who looked familiar.
There was a look of hesitation in his eyes, and when Liu Mu walked over and waved to him, he politely shouted, "Hello, uncle."
Liu Mu: "..."
He hasn't seen him for a few months, and he grows a little bit of stubble. His hair was shoulder-length, with some natural curls at the ends, which were casually tied at the back of his head into a tangle. The hair on the temples was straight behind his ears, and a few rebellious strands of hair often fell out.
The upper body is a blue-gray Hong Kong-style shirt, the lower body is black straight-leg pants, and the ankle is tattooed with the same text as the back of the hand.
Just like an avant-garde fashion uncle.
"How did you change from elder sister to uncle," Liu Mu pretended to be sad, "there's a difference in generation."
Hearing this familiar voice, Lu Yueming recognized it immediately, and after a moment's surprise, he quickly changed his words and said, "I'm sorry... Hello, Senior Mu."
Liu Mu waved his hand and said with a smile, "Yes, anyway, you don't want to call me bro."
Lu Yueming, who said something was wrong: "..."
When Yang Han came back, he saw Liu Mu handing him Coke and greeted him warmly: "Hi, Uncle Liu, you are here!"
Liu Mu bent his index finger, tapped the poplar head lightly, and replied, "Yeah, unlucky girl, I'm here." He then asked, "Did you have a fire in your house..."
"Go to the bathroom to smoke," Han Shiyu came back after washing his hands, and also took the iced Coke from Yang Han's hand, and said, "Aren't you going to quit?"
"Okay." Liu Mu exhaled and stood up, took out a cigarette from his pocket, held it, and went into the bathroom.
Seeing Lu Yueming stiff, Han Shiyu said, "Hey, how many times have you been here, little deer, don't be restrained, just do what you want."
"Ah... oh," Lu Yueming regained his senses and found that the pen had smeared "xy" with a black spot.
He cautiously asked Yang Han, "Are you and your uncle familiar with Senior Mu?"
"I've known Uncle Liu for a long time," Yang Han said, spreading his hands, "I just didn't know he was actually wearing a 'wooden tassel' vest."
Lu Yueming: "Oh..."
Yang Han asked, "Xiaolu, you know him."
Lu Yueming said embarrassedly, "That's right."
It took a while for Liu Mu to come out of the bathroom. When he showed up again, his beard was already shaved, and a white peaked cap that was reversed pressed his hair up, sweeping away the mood of a melancholy uncle.
As soon as he came out, he stretched out his arms and said to Lu Yue, "How is it?"
Lu Yueming lowered his head and murmured, "Brother..."
Liu Mu scratched his chin with satisfaction and said, "That's right."
He seems to like this little gesture very much, but Lu Yueming doesn't. If any part of his face is itchy, he will subconsciously hide, and then his ears will heat up and be stressed.
"You've already touched your brother," Liu Mu said with a sly smile in his tone, and was very pleased with his appearance. He lay down on the sofa and chased after him, "I'm still shy."
Lu Yueming: "."
Yang Han: "!"
Han Shiyu: "?"
Yang Han said: "Little...Xiaolu...what are you doing?"
Liu Mu said indifferently, "He touched my chest."
The potato chips that Yang Han was chewing suddenly lost their taste, and stared at Lu Yueming in astonishment.
Lu Yueming has always been upright and upright when he has grown up, like a blank piece of paper, he has never seen such a "distorted black and white" character. He suddenly stammered: "No... I'm not... I don't!"
Han Shiyu stopped Liu Mu, frowned and said, "Tsk, you are not allowed to speak yellow to minors."
Liu Mu: "Is he not an adult yet?"
"... There's still a month left, and it's your eighteenth birthday." Lu Yueming couldn't help but interrupted while writing a big math problem.
"Old," Liu Mu suddenly sighed over the years, "while you were in your mother's womb, your uncle had finished the college entrance examination."
He was silent for a while, and then corrected himself: "It's my brother."
…
After dinner, the four of them were so bored they got together and played games.
The name of the game is "Don't do the challenge" (*note).
There are many cards on the table, and the events that may occur in the game are written on the back, and each person has four cards, each of which must be pasted on the forehead.
If you do what is written on the card in the process, you will lose one.
After all four cards are used up, you will be punished.
Their punishment is set - text the nearest contact "I'm pregnant" until the other person sees it.
With a card on his cap, Liu Mu commented on the punishment method: "It's cruel enough."
Yang Han had pasted his card on his forehead and smiled: "Really?"
Han Shiyu suddenly said, "Xiao Yang, sing a song to listen to?"
The meaning of his guidance was too obvious, and Yang Han was not fooled, and replied casually: "I don't."
Han Shiyu: "Pick it off."
Yang Han: "?"
She heard Lu Yueming chuckle, so she took off the card above her head and twitched the corner of her mouth when she saw the content on it.
It reads: "Reject others."
Xiao Yang, who gave one for nothing at the beginning, frowned in anger. Han Shiyu, who succeeded, tactically leaned back and said with a smile, "It's still too young."
Yang Han said indifferently: "Take it off."
Han Shiyu: "?"
He heard Liu Mu laugh arrogantly, and took off the card above his head, which read "Back to the sofa".
Han Shiyu refused to accept: "This is too easy!"
The game hadn't even progressed for a minute, and there were no more than two of the father's kindness and daughter's filial piety.
Liu Mu's is "speaking numbers".
Lu Yueming's card reads "kiss on the cheek".
The three frowned and looked at Lu Yueming.
"What... what's the matter," Lu Yueming was sitting on pins and needles as they watched.
Yang Han said: "Xiaolu is a bit embarrassing."
The three said in unison: "Take it off."
Yang Han: "??"
Lu Yueming couldn't help laughing again.
Liu Mu shook his head and said, "This unlucky girl."
Yang Han took it off, and her second card read "Say Animals".
Originally, this question was considered to be of moderate difficulty, but there is a "deer" Yueming here.
Yang Han lost two, angrily put the third on his forehead, and said, "There are two more, I won't talk about this game."
Lu Yueming pressed down the corners of his upturned mouth and said, "I have the most chance now, right?"
Han Shiyu instantly understood what he meant, and replied: "Oh, you still have four, and one hasn't been dropped."
Liu Mudao: "I didn't drop one either."
Lu Yueming smiled and said, "It's gone now."
Liu Mu raised his eyebrows, took off the card slowly, and said with a smile, "Yo, I'll do the trick."
In the current situation, Han Shiyu and Liu Mu have three cards each, and Yang Han, who has only two left, plans to hold his breath all the way. Lu Yueming is invincible.
This one of Liu Mu is "singing", the difficulty is second only to Lu Yueming. Uncle Liu and the unlucky girl exchanged glances, Yang Han pretended not to speak, and called the dog Er under his feet.
Little Golden Retriever wagged his tail beside her leg.
Liu Mu said: "When did you raise dogs?"
Han Shiyu said, "I just got it a few days ago."
Liu Mu tsk tsk called out a few times and said, "Give me a hug."
Yang Han picked up Gou Er and handed it over, but the two were too far away, so Yang Han had no choice but to say, "Old Han, take it."
Han Shiyu asked cautiously, "Are you two trying to trick me?" He put his hands behind his back and said, "I'm not fooled."
Yang Han: "Huh?"
Liu Muyi frowned: "What are you afraid of?"
"..." Han Shiyu looked at their expressions dubiously, his son wagging his tail at him with pitiful black eyes. While hesitantly reaching out to pick up Gou Er, he replied, "Are you sure there is no cheating?"
The moment Gou Er received it, Liu Mu took off the card on Han Shiyu's head and showed it to him.
Han Shiyu: "..."
It reads: "Pick up what someone else has handed you."
Han Shiyu looked at the card in his hand unwillingly and said, "It's too pitiful... Are you cheating? Why is mine so simple."
Lu Yueming and Yang Han looked at each other, Lu Yueming said softly, "Did uncle get hit again?"
Yang Han hasn't reacted yet: "Huh?"
Han Shiyu: "?"
Lu Yueming repeated Han Shiyu's words again: "It's too pitiful... Why is it so simple."
Yang Han suddenly realized, and took off Han Shiyu's sign, which read: "It's too simple to say."
Han Shiyu: "Is that count?"
Liu Mu leaned lazily on the sofa, applauded admiringly, and said with admiration: "The game is not a pit at all, it's you who keeps blowing yourself up."
Yang Han relieved his anger and said, "Who will the heavens forgive?"
Now Han Shiyu has only one chance left, and the game has entered a state of anxiety.
Liu Mutou "sings" while Yang Han "eats".
Lu Yueming still didn't lose one, he was a little curious, pointed to his forehead and said, "What exactly is this one of mine."
"Tsk," Liu Mu glanced at the number of cards on the table and said, "Everyone has lost their chances, right?"
He looked at the card on Lu Yueming's head, his eyes curved.
Lu Yueming was sitting relaxed, when he saw Liu Mu standing up suddenly, grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him forward, turned his head and dropped a light kiss on his right cheek.
"." The tip of his nose floated the smell of mint. It turned out that he had a hard candy in his mouth, and it made a crisp sound when it touched his teeth. Lu Yueming's brain suddenly shut down, and then gradually heated up in amazement.
Liu Mu casually touched his hair, clipped the card on his head with two fingers, and said in a lazy and dragging voice, "Reciprocity."
Han Shiyu, who was deeply persecuted by the rules, asked: "Does this count?"
"Kiss the cheek," Yang Han realized again, "the subject and object are not clear, so that's fine!"
Liu Mu gave Yang Han a compliment with a smile.
Lu Yueming, who was hit, sat there, blushing like a bubble teapot, and now he is no longer the "undefeated golden body".
It took him a while to pick up the second card and put it on.
The trio looked at his card scowling.
Lu Yueming: "?"
Liu Mu: "Tsk."
Yang Han: "Tsk."
Han Shiyu looked at Lu Yueming's "stroking other people's faces", touched his chin to think of a solution, and said, "We are two polar opposites, it's too difficult for Xiaolu."
At this moment, Yang Han applauded.
"You know, too," Liu Mu turned his head, took off his last card, and said, "Congratulations on being pregnant."
His last, which reads: "Say 'too hard'."
Han Shiyu: "..."
The dog hair in his hands suddenly lost its luster.
This game ended quite quickly because of Han Shiyu's presence.
…
Yang Mo went to the bathroom, and Allen ate spaghetti on the spot while guarding his mobile phone and computer.
Suddenly, the dormant phone screen lit up for a moment, Allen's eyes were drawn to him, and then he frowned and looked carefully at the message on the lock screen.
The stray dog in the hospital: "At the end, I'm pregnant."
Ellen: "?"
When Yang Mo came back, he pulled the stool and found that Allen's cheeks were not moving, and the worldview in his pupils seemed to be shattered for a few seconds.
He almost didn't know the three Chinese characters for stray dogs.
"What's wrong," Yang Mo asked.
Allen held the food, did not speak, and pointed to his cell phone.
Yang Mo opened it, and the good news came into view.
After a second of confusion, I saw the contact name, and I instantly understood what the guy on the other side was doing.
He typed in his voice and said, "Knock it out, don't."
Then put the phone aside and continue eating as if nothing had happened.
Alan's fork fell on the plate: "."