This is a nail in the coffin!
Brother Xiao is pursuing Qiao Shao
No no no, nine times out of ten, they are already together!
Wei Jiayu didn't even want to play the game after eating this huge melon.
It turns out that Brother Xiao eats both men and women!
Certainly not ordinary people...
Wei Jiayu made Lou Xiao's filter at least ten meters thick because of some things, so he thinks everything he does is cool.
That's right, it's cool to even make a base!
Wei Jiayu, who took on such an "important task", naturally couldn't waste time.
He pondered a self-study class, went to buy a bunch of things outside the school, and waited for the evening self-study to go back to compete for dormitory.
When Qiao Shao and Chen told back to the dormitory, they were surprised to see Lan Mao there.
You must know that this guy will never come back until bedtime on weekdays.
Qiao Shao greeted him politely.
Lan Mao looked him up and down, and snorted reservedly.
For Brother Xiao's sake, let me try to ignore you.
Qiao Shao: "..."
What the hell, you rude bastard.
He ignored Lan Mao and continued talking to Chen Fu.
Wei Jiayu couldn't help but "cough" again.
Given that he was always in the air, Qiao Shao and Chen Fu should not have heard it.
Wei Jiayu had to "cough" again.
Lord Qiao Shao didn't remember the villain, looked at him and said, "Have you caught a cold?"
Wei Jiayu: "..."
Chen Fu also said, "I have medicine here."
Feeling a ghost, it is to eat the bitter and deadly medicine of the poor ghost!
Wei Jiayu was no longer reserved, and said straight to the point: "I want to be the head of 516."
Hearing what he said, Qiao Shao and Chen Fu looked at each other in dismay: What kind of style does this guy have.
Seeing that they were silent, Wei Jiayu thought that it was not good for him to be a teacher, so he immediately took out his trump card: "As the dormitory head, you have to fulfill your due responsibilities and obligations, so from now on, the dormitory head will be responsible for all the toiletries in the bathroom and every Late night supper."
After he finished speaking, he picked up the bag under the table and put it on the table.
Qiao Shaohe Chen complained: "?"
Seeing that they were still indifferent, Wei Jiayu said, "The head of the dormitory is also responsible for the hygiene of the dormitory. Every weekend, I will have the nanny come to clean us in all directions."
Qiao Shaohe Chen complained: "!!"
Wei Jiayu put all the chips on his hands, and admitted that the problem was not a big deal, and asked them, "How, can you provide these conditions?"
Qiao Shao and Chen Fu provide a ghost!
Although they don't know what kind of nerves this blue hair has, they don't mind him having more nerves like this!
Qiao Shao immediately said: "You are the head of the house."
This can be used to compete for the national model shepherd, don't do it for nothing.
Chen Fu is much more cheerful now, and now there is a smile in his eyes: "I have no opinion."
Wei Jiayu hugged his chest and snorted coldly every day: "From now on, I will fulfill my responsibilities and obligations as the head of the house, so I should also use the power that the head of the house should have."
Are there still holes
Qiao Shao is not surprised, Wei Jiayu should be a bit privileged to subsidize "household" like this.
Wei Jiayu can say the key point: "If you have no opinion, I will announce the rules and regulations of the dormitory."
Chen Fu was stunned: "Rules and regulations?"
Wei Jiayu glanced at Qiao Shao and said, "The first rule is that the bathroom will be closed in the future."
There seems to be no problem with this, Qiao Shao and Chen Xu have no objection.
Wei Jiayu continued: "The second rule, you are not allowed to take a bath with your roommate."
Qiao Shao wanted to roll his eyes in his heart - isn't this nonsense, who wants to wash with you!
Seeing that Qiao Shao had no objection, Wei Jiayu heaved a sigh of relief and continued: "The third rule, you have to get dressed and come out after taking a shower."
Another crap...
Can you come out naked without wearing clothes
Qiao Shao and Chen Fu were speechless, waiting for him to say something serious.
Who knew Wei Jiayu would just stop like this.
Not thinking about other regulations, but just stopped!
Qiao Shao blinked: "Is it gone?"
Wei Jiayu glared at him: "No more!"
These three things made him want to break his head, what more, what else does this kid do to make Brother Xiao angry!
Qiao Shao looked at Chen Fu, Chen Fu looked at Qiao Shao, and the two saw three words in each other's eyes—
Neuropathy.
Paying such a high price to get the position of the head of the house, just to announce such a few nonsense
Afterwards, Qiao Shao sent Chen Fu a private chat: "What kind of nerve do you think Wei Jiayu is getting?"
Chen Fu was silent and then replied: "We don't understand the world of the rich."
Qiao Shao was also silent, but he could only add one sentence in his heart: I'm sorry, the rich don't carry this pot.
Don't care what Wei Jiayu is up to, it's settled anyway.
Wei Jiayu focused on the "decoration" of the bathroom, with brand-new shampoo and bath products, brand-new bath towels, toothpaste and facial cleansers.
Just for Wei Jiayu's avant-garde blue hair, he also knows that he is a delicate pig boy.
The next day Qiao Shao and He Shen complained about Wei Jiayu.
He Shen smiled when he heard it.
Qiao Shao said, "Do you think he is stupid?"
He Shen sold his teammates unceremoniously: "Well."
Qiao Shao said: "But... others are actually pretty good."
Although it was rude, arrogant and awkward, Qiao Shao felt that Wei Jiayu wanted to integrate into the dormitory and have a good relationship with him and Chen Fu.
Hey, Qiao Shao understands this kind of friendship bought with money.
So although he doubted his IQ, Qiao Shao also felt sorry for him.
Because of Qiao Shao's words, He Shen felt that he could invite Wei Jiayu to eat two more meals.
- As long as he wants to eat.
After this monthly test, the biggest winner was actually their Chinese teacher, Comrade Lao Qin.
Old Qin has gone through ups and downs, when did he not spray the students with blood on the students' heads after taking the exam
But this time, his face was full of fresh air, and he kept bragging: "You see, as long as you work hard, nothing is impossible. Everyone performed very well this time, and the average score was a full ten points higher than last time..."
Old Qin speaks like a river, and the classmates are bitter in their hearts.
They put all their energy into the language for the last time, can they fail to achieve results
They have regarded this language as a hell asura field, can they not be cautious!
But what about the fact
Facts!
This time, there is no suspense in the Chinese test paper, and it is beyond the syllabus. It doesn't even test the difficult points in the syllabus. It's all basic knowledge points.
They have worked so hard to see such a test paper, can they be worthy of their sweat if they don't write it with a score of 100 or more
During the break, Song Yixu turned back and said, "Brother Shen, don't you say that Chinese is difficult?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, many people turned their heads and waited for him to reply.
Even Qiao Shao turned his head and said in surprise, "It's difficult for you to speak the language?"
It turned out that the rumors he heard were all from He Shen
Now that he can understand, who can not panic when the god of learning lets out such a tone
He Shen was only a little busy last night, but he was in a good condition today. He propped his chin up and looked at Qiao Shao: "I didn't say it."
Qiao Shao looked at Song Yixu: "He didn't say it."
Song Yixu wailed: "He didn't say anything, but he handed in his language homework last week!"
Qiao Shao: "..."
He Shen calmly said: "I just hand in an assignment, why are you nervous?"
Song Yixu said: "How can you not be nervous? You are lucky to Lao Qin, can we not pay close attention!"
The representative of the Chinese class in front also came over and said quietly: "You also recited the Epang Palace Fu."
This is the biggest reason for the rumors to go up and down.
Fortunately, Qiao Shao, who was listening in, was sitting in a chair, or else he would have fallen down right now!
He Shen glanced at him and said, "I was..."
Halfway through his words, Qiao Shao immediately covered his mouth to prevent him from speaking.
He Shen rolled his eyes to look at him.
Qiao Shao answered for him: "He... he was just playing with his back!"
Don't take it apart!
Qiao Shao winked at him frantically.
Now that he understands everything, the rumors of the Moon Examination Language Shura Field turned out to be from him!
He urged He Shen to do his homework, which shocked the masses.
The crowd made up their minds crazily, and finally passed it back to Qiao Shao's ears.
At that time, Qiao Shao said to He Shen seriously, "This time the language is difficult, so I have to review the previous ones."
So He Shen memorized the Epang Palace Fu.
what…
Qiao Shao wants to make a coffin for himself again!
"Well, I just recite it casually," He Shen took Qiao Shao's hand and said slowly, "Don't be superstitious, I never bet on questions, there's no need to be nervous about what I do."
These words awakened the general public.
Yes, academic gods never bet on questions.
Does he still use betting
What's inside and outside the outline, what can't he do
The topic was so bad, Qiao Shao breathed a sigh of relief, and took his hand back from He Shen.
At noon, Qiao Shao hurried to eat, and He Shen said, "Wait, I'll take you out to eat later."
Qiao Shao: "Huh? What's the matter?"
"Take advantage of no one..." He Shen deliberately paused and said, "Show me your test paper."
Qiao Shao hummed: "Don't read it, I have sorted out all the wrong questions."
"Be obedient," He Shen coaxed him: "Show me."
Qiao Shao: "No!"
He Shen reached out to the hole in his table: "Don't be shy."
Qiao Shao grabbed his downward arm: "No!"
Yu Yuanxi, who ran back to the classroom because he forgot his meal card—
I always feel that they are doing something incredible, but I don't dare to prove it!
Later, of course, Qiao Shao spread all the test papers in front of He Shen.
In fact, He Shen had already imprinted these papers in his mind. The reason why he read it now is mainly to find a chance to talk to Qiao Shao.
He could see that Qiao Shao was not troubled by the score, and had always been very optimistic.
But it shouldn't be the last one. Qiao Shao is not stupid, and he works hard. No matter what, it should not be such a result.
He Shen read it carefully and asked him, "Is the test paper difficult?"
Qiao Shao took out his previous excuse and said, "Actually, I didn't study much last semester. I probably missed too much, so I didn't do well in the exam."
It's okay to fool Chen with these words, but it doesn't mean much to He Shen.
He is very clear about the question types of this set of exam papers, and he will indeed use the knowledge from the previous semester, but there are several questions that he has only recently come into contact with.
Qiao Shao listens to class more seriously than anyone else, and there is no problem with practice questions on weekdays.
He Shen didn't expose him, but asked, "Why didn't you study last semester?"
Qiao Shao said: "Something happened, so I dropped out of school."
He Shen was startled.
Qiao Shao immediately said: "It's all right now, don't worry!"
He didn't want He Shen to keep asking questions.
He Shen paused and said, "It's alright, but if you miss your homework, I'll help you make up for it."
Seeing that the topic was diverted, Qiao Shao said with a sigh of relief: "Chen Fu has promised to help me with tuition."
He Shen pondered what he had said before, but he could also find time to be jealous: "Is it better for him to have me?"
Qiao Shao: "..."
He Shen looked at him: "I don't need the first one, do I have to choose the second one?"
Qiao Shao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What a mess, reporting is a normal learning method for normal people."
He looked at He Shen and asked with a smile, "Tutoring with you, do you have any notes?"
Qiao Shao still remembered that He Shen took last semester's textbook by mistake, and it was as clean as if no one had touched it.
He Shen really didn't do that.
Qiao Shao said again: "Okay, it's enough to have a report, you..."
"He's studying hard." He Shen said solemnly, "Tutoring with me, and I'll teach you study skills."
Qiao Shao was a little moved and asked, "How do you say it? What skills?"
He Shen paused.
Qiao Shao was really curious: "Tell me, what study skills did you use?"
It seems that it is not bad to be able to learn the true biography of the gods.
Then Xue Shen gave him a knowing blow: "For example - never forget it."
Qiao Shao: "..."
Bye bye, don't see each other today!
In the afternoon, the whole class was terrified.
Because He Shen, who can hardly write except for the exam, is writing hard.
One class, two classes...
Song Yixu couldn't help it and asked He Shen, "Brother Shen, what are you writing about?"
He Shen didn't lift his head and said, "Love letter."
Song Yixu took a deep breath.
Qiao Shao, who ignored him all afternoon, moved his ears.
love letter
Which girl did He Shen fall in love with
No sign.
Song Yixu's mouth can hold duck eggs: "Fuck, which little fairy has come down to earth?"
He was actually able to be spotted by He Shen!
"It's far away from the horizon and in front of you," He Shen said while giving Qiao Shao a thick notebook, "This is it."
Qiao Shao was confused: what is it
He took the notebook and looked at He Shen.
He Shen moved his stiff fingers and said, "Baby, don't you open it to see my heart?"
Bao you big bastard!
When will this guy be able to run the train without his mouth
Qiao Shao glared at him, but opened the notebook honestly.
Take a look...
He was stunned.
Song Yixu came up and said, "I'm healthy, let me be healthy."
The guy was so excited that he couldn't even speak.
"Fuck," Song Yixu couldn't help but swear, "Brother Shen, did you silently write down the key points of last semester's knowledge?"
More than the main points of knowledge, these various subjects are clearly sorted out.
It even related the knowledge points of this semester...
Song Yixu was stunned: "Brother Shen, you are really affectionate and righteous."
Just this amount, a hundred love letters can't compare!