"Professional, can you be more professional? This is called dog food, and that kind of commercial food can be called dog food."
A majestic and dignified voice came from upstairs. Several people raised their heads when they heard the sound, and Father Shang had already walked down the stairs quickly, and slapped his son on the head: "You are so promising, and you are still robbing the wolf for food—come upstairs with me, and I have a meal for you. "
Seeing his resolute old father turn around and was about to go upstairs, Shang Haojia hurriedly chased him two steps, swallowed the dog food in his mouth, and grabbed his arm: "Dad, I brought all the witnesses. One of these two is a legal werewolf with a dog certificate, and the other is a wound I just sewed up, and you probably know this one—"
"Yes. It is said to be a vampire from the Middle Ages, and his English is not as good as the new college students from our department."
Father Shang obviously didn't have a good attitude towards his son's legendary boyfriend. He nodded towards Wei Long, and led his son up to the second floor.
Shang Haojia was pulled so hard that he could hardly stand still. He took the time to wink at Wei Long, and then turned around to catch up with his old father: "Dad, they have a difference between British and American accents. Now college students listen to both English and American accents. Mei Yin, he is from the UK, so it must be different... "
"You're starting to speak for him now?"
Father Shang suddenly stood still, looking straight at his son in front of him with raised eyebrows, and seeing that there was a brain that hated iron and steel on the top of his head: "You silly boy, do you have to sell yourself—have you ever seen grass looking for mules, melon seeds?" Are you dating a squirrel, a carrot and a rabbit?"
"Dad—I understand your central idea, but can't you find some carnivores in your metaphor..."
Unexpectedly, this is what his old father was dissatisfied with. Shang Haojia shook his head dumbfounded, and trotted all the way to the office.
"Dad, Dad—listen to me first, the matter of Wei Long is not important now, the important thing is that vampires and werewolves are fighting on our street, aren't you surprised at all?"
"We are not scientists, we just care about what, no matter why."
Father Shang pulled him to sit down at the table, stuffed the lunch box into his hands, and signaled the police to take the people behind him to the interrogation room to take notes: "A big living person, in the blink of an eye, turned into a man in front of your eyes. What's the use of being surprised by a two-meter-tall wolfhound, pulling its neck and barking at the moon?"
"Well—probably, try to show respect for their characters..."
Thinking of her husky friend, Shang Haojia couldn't help but shook his head and smiled, and took two mouthfuls of food: "I was really scared on the phone, what happened at that time, the werewolf you surrounded suddenly Have you transformed?"
"Almost—I don't know why, he suddenly aimed at me and rushed towards me, as if he was going to eat me raw."
Father Shang nodded, and his expression suddenly sank: "Then your boyfriend fell from the sky, hugged me and jumped behind two police cars—the movements were extremely skillful, and he didn't miss the little girl at a glance. You Can you believe it too?"
I really couldn't bear to tell my old father the truth about the princess hug. Shang Haojia touched his nose guiltily, and finally chose to lower his head, and silently picked up the meal with humiliation.
After stitching up the wound all night, he was indeed very hungry, and he had already eaten most of the box in a short time. Seeing his son gobbling it up, Shangfu couldn't help but frowned: "Your mother thought it hard to be a forensic doctor at the beginning, and it would be difficult to find a wife in the future, so she forced you to change your choice. It's fine if you can't find a wife now. How can you be sorry for your mother for making yourself so miserable?"
"I-"
Shang Haojia blinked innocently, and automatically and consciously interpreted this passage as his old father caring about his son. But before he could open his mouth to express his emotion, Shangmu's dissatisfied voice was heard outside the door.
"Don't stare at our son, isn't it just that the pig you raised with great difficulty was raped by others, you can't help feeling distressed, why do you have to involve me?"
Patting her son on the shoulder encouragingly, Shang's mother threw the inspection report on the table, and then gave Shang's father another look: "Don't worry about your father, he is just used to being the captain, and he will blow his beard and stare at everyone. Yes, that's why I can control him—it was your mother who forced you to change your mind at the beginning, it was my fault, and my mother will support you no matter what happens in the future."
"mom… "
Shang Haojia cried out with tears in his eyes, and before he could say the second word, Father Shang couldn't help but sat up straight and knocked hard on the table twice.
"You are simply supporting blindly, playing the piano. That's a vampire, do you know what a vampire is? In China, it's a mosquito becoming a sperm-if it were you, would you be willing to be with a mosquito? Let alone a male of!"
Unable to get in the conversation, he could only drink tea in silence, only to hear his old father's vivid metaphor, Shang Haojia spit out a sip of tea, and coughed loudly.
Mother Shang quickly patted her son on the back, and then gave Father Shang a reproachful look: "What nonsense, he is tall and tall with long legs, and he looks good. It's just that his complexion is not very good, and it's okay to put on some foundation and blush." It's almost there, why is it a mosquito essence?"
"Mom and Dad—you two should calm down first, this horoscope has not been written yet. We are really ordinary friends, the most ordinary kind."
After finally taking a breath, Shang Haojia wiped away the tears she coughed up, and calmly comforted the over-excited emotions of her elder brother: "And--it really made my dad say it right. Male mosquitoes don't bite people. Yes, Wei Long also doesn't suck blood, don't worry, he and I definitely don't have the relationship between carrots and rabbits... "
"The cabbage gang and the rabbit are not good either!"
Father Shang's eyes widened again, but as soon as he sat up straight, Mother Shang pressed his shoulders back and pressed him back: "It's alright, alright, my son won't suck blood if he says he won't suck blood. What are you yelling about? The police thought your son found a rabbit..."
"Dad, Mom, let's talk first, I'm done eating, let's go to the bathroom first."
Seeing that the situation was going in an increasingly uncontrollable direction, Shang Haojia stood up decisively based on his rich fighting experience in the past two decades, and resolutely chose to run away.
"Wait a moment."
Before he escaped from the office, Shangfu's majestic voice came from behind him.
Under the years of militarized control, the orders of my old father are undoubtedly very strong. Shang Haojia, who was trying to escape, turned around stiffly, and suddenly his father took a hand, and solemnly slapped a small box in his hand as if granting a title.
Flat cylinder, metallic, red, with a diameter slightly wider than the base of the thumb.
A list of indescribable brands flashed through his mind, and Shang Haojia quickly adjusted his mentality, put on an upright but not curious expression, and looked down at the box in his hand.
On the lid of the box, the three big characters of cool oil were shining obediently at him.
"..."
Shang Haojia was silent for a while, and finally raised his head in pain: "Dad, you—"
"You have grown up, and you have your own ideas about things. If you insist on being with him, I can't stop you, but you must take protective measures, understand?"
Father Shang patted him on the shoulder, and looked at his son in front of him earnestly: "This thing is more effective than any anti-mosquito spray. When we went to the countryside, we relied on this to prevent mosquitoes. The more critical it is, the more we need to wipe it on." Some, remember?"
"Dad, Wei Long is really—"
Shaking his head dumbfounded, still debating whether to say that the vampire is really not a mosquito, or that he is really not his boyfriend, Shang Haojia met his old father's sad and profound vicissitudes of life.
Under the painful gaze of his old father as if he had lost a pig, Shang Haojia finally swallowed back the second half of the sentence, swallowed his anger and nodded: "...OK, I will remember."
After receiving a messy education on sexual health and making sure that he would remember to put on cool oil three times, Dr. Shang finally left the office in a daze with an empty lunch box.
"My dear friend, you look more tired than before - if I were you, I would definitely choose to take a proper rest."
Shang Haojia paused, followed the prestige, and saw the culprit, the vampire, leaning against the corner, playing with the phone leisurely.
Seeing him looking over, Wei Long put the phone in his pocket, his black pupils were full of meaningful smiles.
"Why didn't you take the record, did they both go?"
Rubbing her swollen temples, and throwing the empty lunch box in her hand into the trash can, Shang Haojia actually thought of going to sleep first, maybe when she wakes up, she will find that everything is a dream idea.
"Before I went to greet you, your father had already recorded me in all directions, from multiple angles, and in a very thorough and detailed manner. I have to say that your father is indeed very dignified and determined. , if it is placed in the Middle Ages, at least it should be a magnanimity that only a knight with illustrious military achievements can possess."
Already having a preliminary understanding of the structure of the police station, Wei Long wrapped his arms around his back indiscriminately, and led him to the lounge beside him.
"My friend, did you have a pleasant conversation with your parents? When I first met your mother, I was really shocked - I have never seen such a perfect combination of vitality, elegance and sophistication in a lady. , with such a family, no wonder you have been raised so well, so eye-catching... "
"Did you talk to my mother just now?"
Sensitively looking for the source of support from his mother, and meeting the vampire's calm smile by default, Shang Haojia finally couldn't help rubbing his forehead, and sighed resentfully: "No wonder my mother rebelled so quickly... What did I say to you?"
"It's a secret between us."
The vampire tilted his head slightly, and blinked at him, with a clear smile in his eyes: "Speaking of which, do you know how to shop online? I want to buy some lipstick and foundation, and a pink powder Fantastic product…”