"Let him take one bite—there's no vampire that can't be cured by one bite. If there is, two bites will do."
The elf apostle who was questioned walked over unhurriedly, and patted the human doctor on the shoulder solemnly.
Shang Haojia's eyes suddenly lit up, thinking of his relentless pursuit all the time, he nodded in agreement, and rolled up his sleeves boldly at the vampire: "Come on, it shouldn't be too obvious outside, let's bite in another place—"
"No, no, no, dear, thank you very much for your concern, but I'm really not hungry..."
The vampire shuddered violently, moved out more than ten meters in an instant, waved his hands politely, and declined the warm kindness of his doctor.
Dr. Shang was not surprised by this situation, and took up the posture of chasing the patient to feed the medicine, and followed a few steps dedicatedly: "But your heart is beating now, don't you feel uncomfortable?"
"Don't jump, don't dance anymore, the scare just now stopped..."
Patient Wei shook his head without hesitation, categorically denying his illness, and even because of being too nervous, his midnight-like pupils were covered with a faint blood color.
Shang Haojia was afraid that he would cheat, so he pulled him over again to get his pulse for a long time. After confirming that there is indeed no heartbeat and pulse, he finally nodded in relief and put down his sleeves: "Forget it this time, let's go back and consider other treatments. We must cooperate with the treatment, you know?"
"Okay, I will definitely actively cooperate with the treatment."
Being able to hide for a while is a while, the vampire nodded without hesitation, and readily agreed without saying a word.
An Muxi, who was on the side, was stunned by the rapid progress of the two, pulled his friend aside, and patted him on the shoulder winkingly: "Okay, it's up to you to decide—it seems that I really misunderstood You vampires. Seeing how difficult it is to make him drink some blood, it almost reminds me of that female succubus who insisted on sacrificing your appearance to take medicine when I was dispatched to the clinic with you... "
"..."
Never knowing that he had such a rich resume, Shang Haojia blinked silently, looked back at the vampire who couldn't help laughing, and finally decided to ask the matter clearly.
"What about the succubus—I always thought the world was normal until I tried to give CPR to a vampire, so it's just me being too naive?"
"After all, our mission has always been to be able to hide as long as possible, and as many people as we can, so even if you have any intersection with non-human races, you may not be able to find out. And that female succubus is Lizi his grandmother , what can I say—you have to give brother some face, right?"
Up to now, she has no idea about the vampire's hearing, An Muxi enthusiastically wrapped his arms around his shoulders, and lowered her voice in a serious manner.
"...Besides, is a succubus a demon? Apart from hooking up with people of the opposite sex, she doesn't even have any other skills. Look at our Chinese vixen, at least they can grow a few tails—"
"Why are you all here—Old Shang, let me tell you, you can never imagine what I've been through!"
Before he finished speaking, a magnetic voice with a certain texture suddenly came from afar.
The two looked up, just in time to see Yi Li just got out of the taxi, waved his hands vigorously in this direction, and ran over with big strides. Probably because he had just been released from the special agency, his clothes and hairstyle were still a little messy, but instead they had a bit of decadent beauty, easily attracting the eyes of a few girls who were jogging in the morning by the side of the road.
It's a pity that the walking hormone was obviously unaware of this, ran all the way to the side of the two, pulled them over with each hand, and lowered his voice mysteriously: "I'm sure you won't believe it, I'm actually a mixed-race succubus!"
The atmosphere suddenly fell into an awkward silence. The elf who had just spoken ill of the succubus and the human doctor who had just heard about the uselessness of the succubus looked at each other, and they looked away tacitly.
Looking at these two inexplicable guys, Yi Li sighed depressingly, and the excitement of knowing his identity dissipated in an instant: "No, I said that you are actually - unexpectedly impolitely surprised or suspicious..."
"Oh my dear friend, as a standardized human, I have to admit that you are really amazing."
Dr. Shang patted his roommate on the shoulder without sincerity, took off his glasses and poked them back in his face, and put his wand back into his hand.
"Are you here to find that group of students? They were forced by you and already plan to hire me to stand on the platform - I quite like the figure of the boy carrying the chainsaw. You gossip with him more about the emergency department later, our department lacks one Those who can carry patients into the elevator."
"By the way, if you don't tell me, I almost forgot—the special agency is really, there is still a signal shield, so I can't contact them all the time..."
Dr. Shang, who is well versed in routines, easily diverted his attention. Yi Li slapped his head violently, adjusted his glasses on his face, and couldn't help complaining in a low voice.
"Be content, it's good that we didn't install a filter membrane for the air. Recently, this ghost has been getting more and more up-to-date, and there are still those talented people who can convert themselves into radio waves and communicate with them through the base station. Traveling through satellites all over the world—ordinary people can’t see ghosts. Last time our boss was on the phone with his wife, and suddenly a ghost came out of the phone. As a result, his wife insisted that he had ghosts outside. Almost hit Yinsi to get divorced."
Patting the ignorant mixed-race succubi sympathetically, An Muxi no longer concealed her identity, and shook her head worrying about the country and the people.
"I have to say that the development of science and technology is the most troublesome problem for us—especially after those powerful human scientists and researchers have joined the army of the ghost world, their technological development has advanced by leaps and bounds. Solve the digitization of the ghost body... "
"According to what you said, the technological development of the ghost world will definitely not be inferior to that of the human world. After all, those seniors in the scientific world have accumulated a lifetime of knowledge, experience richer than anyone else, and infinite time that no longer has an end …”
Dr. Shang, who was obsessed with science, corrected a sentence seriously, and unconsciously showed a little yearning in his eyes. An Muxi who was on the side was taken aback, and quickly put his hands on his shoulders, and shook him vigorously twice: "Be sober, my dear Potato Chips—although what you said is very reasonable, but you This profession is completely useless in the ghost world!"
"What are you talking about, when did I say I'm going to become a ghost too?"
Impatiently pulling away the hand on the shoulder, Shang Haojia glanced at him angrily, stopped talking nonsense with them, and walked back to his own vampire: "I was thinking, they probably have researched it a long time ago. Digitalization is coming—you should hurry up and install a firewall when you go back. Anyway, Lizi is here too, you explain to the students, and we will go home and go to bed first... "
"Honey, you really have a very sharp mind and judgment."
The vampire has been waiting gracefully and patiently in the shadows. Seeing the human doctor approaching, he smiled and bent slightly, and walked to the street with him.
"In fact, as far as I know, through the advancement of ghost body digitization, they can already possess mechanical objects controlled by computers—such as the most common robots, or smart air conditioners and smart washing machines. It is said that they are now working hard to overcome New technological problems, recently plan to solve the transition from digitization to physicalization, and strive to successfully climb out of the TV as soon as possible.”
"Why such a strange target..."
After imagining the situation, Dr. Shang shuddered subconsciously, shook his head incredulously, but suddenly smiled softly, and his eyes became softer and warmer.
"You know, the most painful thing about being a doctor is that you can't save a lost life—although my mission is to cure diseases and save people, this life is doomed to endlessly fight back from that ghost world. But if they leave After that, to be able to exist in this world, to have a safe place to live, and maybe even have a physical body one day, to be seen by the family members they care about and miss them, is really the most amazing thing I feel gratified... "
"You are a hero, my dear doctor."
The vampire's eyes were also soaked with a layer of soft light, and he responded with a smile and warm voice, and embraced the human doctor seriously.
"Even though my position is against human beings and science, I still have great respect for you. When you face your patients wholeheartedly, you seem to be more noble and holy than those holy races …”
"If my patients were a little more cooperative with the treatment, I would probably be more holy."
Blushing from the other party's overly straightforward praise, Shang Haojia interrupted his words with a light cough, stepped back half a step, and patted the vampire patient's shoulder: "So we must persist in treatment, and we must not let the doctor down. painstaking, you know?"
"Okay—my doctor, everything is as you order."
Wei Long couldn't help laughing when she heard that, she nodded helplessly, put her hands on her shoulders and leaned slightly: "Honey, I still feel very guilty. After all, because of me, you have spent too much time..."
"It's nothing, it's the job of a doctor to treat illnesses—healing illnesses is the duty of a doctor, so just treat me as a professional obsessive-compulsive disorder."
Swallowing the word "saving people", Dr. Shang answered solemnly, took the vampire to the side of the road, and waved for a taxi: "It's dawn, let's go back in the normal way, I don't want to When I woke up, I suddenly found out that I was on the news... "
"Alright, I've never taken this kind of taxi meter in the human world."
The vampire nodded with interest, and thoughtfully opened the car door for his doctor, waiting for him to sit in the back seat, and sat aside with his collar raised.
It is said that there will be a comic exhibition soon, and just now I have pulled several groups of cosplayers in strange costumes, but the driver doesn't think there is anything scary about a vampire sitting in the back seat. After asking where the two were going, he turned on the radio casually, hummed a little song and stepped on the accelerator.
“… residents allegedly witnessed ball lightning crashing into the office, causing severe damage to guardrails and glass windows. Fortunately, no casualties occurred…”
Hearing the morning news on the radio, Shang Haojia raised his eyebrows as if realizing something, and exchanged glances with the vampire at the side. But before he had time to speak, the radio changed to a male announcer, and continued to broadcast the next piece of news.
"According to Chengdong Zoo, the mane of the only male lion in the zoo suddenly disappeared mysteriously from last night to the early morning of this night. Three cheetahs in the same park were kicked out of the park by the lions because of their excessive laughter. Currently, the Lion and Leopard Park is closed urgently. The staff said that no abnormality has been found in the physical condition of the male lion, and they will consider whether to hire professionals to evaluate and guide the psychological state of the lions and leopards in the park... "