"None of that? You just poke him and see if you can poke the hole... yeah, and then check for a rash—you don't need to check for breathing, do you think there is any point in checking it? Look again Did he vomit? If he vomits blood, remember to clean it up before sending it over... "
After spending a lot of talking and even drinking another whole glass of salt water, Shang Haojia, the top student, finally managed to guide his teaching assistant back then to complete the physical examination.
Finally, he had a general understanding of the sick vampire's condition. Dr. Shang drank his last sip of water and nodded reassuringly: "Okay, it's probably a few typical reactions of allergies. Don't touch him, send him here first, I still need to refer to Compare that to a healthy vampire—don't poke him again, you hear?"
"How do you know I'm still poking him?"
Resentfully withdrew his hand, Doctor Elf, who had been scolded by the doctor, muttered in dissatisfaction, and sighed solemnly again.
"Potato Chips, I think your definition of health has become looser since you've been with them—do you really think a blood-sick vampire is healthy? Let me see, it's more serious than that. It could be considered terminally ill..."
"In my opinion, an elf who sings out of tune is more hopeless than a vampire with bloodsickness-after all, bloodsickness is completely possible to be cured in principle. But such things as singing out of tune have been treated by the medical profession for so many years. There doesn't seem to be any progress."
Although he himself said similar things, his own vampire certainly couldn't allow others to laugh at him. Dr. Shang said cruelly, and it was no surprise that he heard a cry from the other side of the phone, and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, don't talk nonsense—remember to bring me a piece of braised chicken and rice, I want starving."
"Okay, braised chicken and rice, right? Then I'll have one myself..."
Under the continuous blows for several days, An Muxi's ability to resist stress has obviously improved a lot. After a few howls, she immediately recovered her mood, and agreed happily.
After solving his ration problem, Dr. Shang finally let go of one concern. Just as he was about to get out of bed and change clothes, he heard humming and chirping on the phone, followed by the elf's majestic reprimand.
"Who are you going to train decently, aren't you the only ones here?"
Really can't think of anyone who can be trained by the other party at this level, Shang Haojia couldn't help being curious, and heard the excited voice of the elf who finally raised his eyebrows.
"It's just the two of us—I'm training that blood-sucking ball! It's swollen into a ball, and he dares to ask me for duck blood powder Xitang and Maoxuewang. I'm so used to him! I took him and walked past the store door , didn’t stop…”
Originally, he was quite happy because of his doctor's protection, but before the vampire had time to be happy for a long time, he keenly heard two words that called him creepy. He subconsciously sat up straight, looking warily at the human doctor who seemed to have been inspired suddenly.
"You didn't buy it?"
Just as he was overwhelmed by the discovery of a new cure, he suddenly heard the elf's last words. Dr. Shang raised his eyebrows slightly, and his tone was a bit hostile: "Aren't you just learning about doctor-patient communication? Have you never learned how to treat patients humanely and try to meet their needs?"
"No, I-I don't think he doesn't even have a tooth, even if he buys it, he can't eat it..."
I was taken aback by my friend's sudden serious tone. I have always known that the other party is persistent and strict in their profession. I feel a little guilty when I am a Ph.D. student who hasn't studied hard in the past few years, and my voice subconsciously quieted down: "Why are you so fierce, I can't buy it for him. That's it...”
"Don't give it to him after you buy it. He can't eat in his current condition, so let him smell it first and calm his wounded heart."
The first step of the plan was successfully completed, Dr. Shang nodded in satisfaction, and hung up the phone after giving another doctor's order. With a doctor's kind smile, he looked at the vampire who was trying to sit himself like a sculpture.
"Honey, why don't you try it—these two foods don't have the taste and shape of blood. If you can accept it, it's better than nothing, right?"
"I-"
The words of polite refusal had already reached their lips, but they were completely blocked by the sudden "dear" from the doctor. The vampire blinked with tears in his eyes, finally decided to sacrifice himself for love, and nodded tragically: "I think so too. My dear, you are right, I am very willing to give it a try..."
"Very good, really a good patient who makes the doctor worry-free."
Dr. Shang patted his patient's shoulder in relief, took advantage of the momentum to stand up, and then felt dizzy again as expected. It went dark for a moment, and when he recovered, he was firmly held in the arms of the vampire.
"Honey, you do need to rest—your doctor's order also said that you need to rest in bed and then eat blood-enriching food."
Helping the human being in his arms to slowly sit back on the bed, the vampire squatted in front of him, and gently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "The treatment of vampires is not as complicated as that of humans. When he is sent here, hey A mouthful of my blood is enough for him. You'd better lie down and sleep for a while, don't worry too much about him—”
"I'm not worried about him, but I'm afraid that Mu Xi will see something wrong. The two of us have always had a good relationship. If he knew that the unlucky guy bit me, he probably wouldn't be as easy to talk to as he is now."
Being half embraced by the vampire, Shang Haojia smiled helplessly, and leaned against him with ease: "After all, he is a member of the special agency. If there is a trouble, you will be in trouble if you end up getting tired. I It's just a temporary dizziness, I know it in my heart, it's okay."
"I believe that Apostle Mu Xi is a gentleman who is willing to be reasonable-even if he is not, I will try to persuade him to be reasonable. I will handle this matter, dear, all you have to do is to be good Take a break and get your body back as soon as possible... "
Looking at the pale lips of the human doctor, the vampire's eyes were filled with deep tender pain. Suddenly, he wrapped his shoulders with one hand, leaned over and kissed him lightly.
It was the first time that he was kissed by the other party when he was fully awake. Shang Haojia blinked blankly, his body could not move as if he had been cast with a holding spell. Feeling the cool touch on the lips, it seemed as if he was suddenly awakened by something, and he shivered subconsciously, and the blood color spread directly from the cheeks to the back of the ears with lightning speed, and the neck also moved at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then it became red.
"... Honey, you seem to be familiar."
Naturally, the British vampire who advocates elegance will not have a French kiss as soon as he comes up, and this kiss is only a shallow touch. I just got up straight, but found that my human beings were completely red, so I couldn't help poking them lightly twice: "I used to have an old friend of Lobster, one day he suddenly turned red, it is said that it was because he was Cooked...”
"That's because of raw astaxanthin—forget it, it's not important. Say hello to your lobster friend, after all, it's one of the few ingredients that the Chinese and British people love equally..."
Because the fright was too much and the thinking was too divergent, the human doctor answered inconsequentially, and couldn't help coughing lowly, and forcibly pulled back his wandering thoughts: "No, lobsters are not important now-how do you even have one?" Didn't report it, and suddenly kissed him like this?"
"If I'm being honest, it's because — it's been rehearsed in my mind thousands of times since the day we met."
Although he was quite active when he kissed him, when the time passed, the vampire's expression became a little nervous. He coughed lightly, raised his hand and touched his nose, but still met his gaze without evading.
"Honey, in my opinion, you are not only very delicious, but also possess unparalleled charm. Even if you are wearing a white coat, and the whole person exudes the smell of medicine and disinfectant, I still can't help being attracted by you Attracted. I've been looking forward to this moment since we first met…”
"Okay, okay, I'm really familiar with it if I continue."
Finally, he couldn't bear to interrupt the vampire's touching confession. Feeling that the blood on his face would not go away for quite some time, the majestic human doctor couldn't help but sighed, and fell on the bed with his pillow in his arms: "No, I won't be ashamed to go out to meet people if this is the case. …”
"That's just right, my dear—I was just thinking you should stay in bed, and I'll be enough to get those two off."
This time the vampire's reaction was obviously very fast, he responded kindly, and even covered him with a quilt considerately. Shang Haojia separated his hands dumbfoundingly, stood up and was about to speak, but suddenly there was a hasty knock on the door.
The door rang three times, and before the people inside could answer, the tall werewolf figure rushed in: "Outside—there is a carriage flying in the sky outside!"
I have already had a deep understanding of the abnormality of this world. As a human being who lived in the scientific system for more than 20 years, Shang Haojia was also a little uncertain about how to react, and subconsciously looked at the vampire aside: "Do I need to express my surprise politely?"
"No no—this is a very common thing. Vehicles that are allowed to travel in the sky will be painted with invisible paint specially designed for humans, so it won't be on the news."
Not surprised by the arrival of the visitors, and the vampires no longer mess with their own humans. He replied with a smile, looked at the werewolf partner in front of him, and shook his head slightly with some disapproval.
"Karen, you are a werewolf of mixed blood living in modern times. Even though you have part of the husky lineage, don't relax your demands on yourself because of this. It's just a carriage flying in the sky. Is there anything worthy of your gaffe like this? ?"
"Do you even have to ask - a carriage, of course!"
He Jialun hadn't fully recovered from the side effects of the short-lived wolf state just now, He Jialun rubbed the tip of his nose, and sneezed fiercely: "It's already the 21st century, who would be so stupid to sit in a high-speed car?" Inside the gold carriage of the same style as the queen... "