My Vampire Faints at Blood

Chapter 45: Humans are viviparous animals

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“…at this pace, I think we’ll be full of children and grandchildren soon.”

Thinking of the two free shipping dragon eggs under his name, Dr. Shang couldn't help rubbing his temples, as if he had foreseen the future of becoming a father countless times for various reasons: "About the matter of calling Dad, you Has Wang Laoji's consent been obtained?"

"I did ask for his permission, but he refused, so that's why he was disciplined like a father later."

The vampire nodded, and met the eyes of his own humans calmly.

"After discipline, he accepted his fate with a whimper. So when he jumped on you, I didn't feel worried at all, because as soon as I made him sit, he would-"

Before I could finish my words, there was a sudden violent roar on the first floor, followed by Wang Laoji's angry roar: "Dad—I'm not your husky, can you stop asking me to sit down all the time?! It's so annoying. Alright, I don't want to lose face!"

"It makes sense, I should also give Karen some relevant training, lest he always say something meaningless..."

Hearing the faint protests of grief and indignation from downstairs, Wei Long rested his chin and pondered for a moment, then nodded in agreement, and stood up calmly.

"My dear, if there is nothing else, please allow me to leave for a moment—"

"Of course there is."

Seeing through the vampire's plan to take the opportunity to escape, Shang Haojia grabbed his arm and rolled up his sleeve with his backhand.

"Looking at the way Wang Laoji is alive and kicking, I know that you must not have sucked much blood—our enemies are not all dealt with, you still need to continue to exercise until you overcome this problem. In case you get injured anytime There is no chance of returning blood."

"Darling, at this time - let's not..."

Glancing at his doctor's arm in embarrassment, the vampire showed a bit of embarrassment on his face, and instinctively took half a step back: "After all, you have to go to work tomorrow, isn't it inappropriate for us to do this kind of thing today... "

"The sexuality of food and sex is the nature of human beings, what's wrong with it?"

Dr. Shang was not at all worried about being accidentally sucked dry by his anorexic vampire, so he pulled him back carelessly, and pressed him on the bed: "Okay, okay Come on, stop dawdling. Move quickly, don't force me to do it myself... "

The two little dragons outside the door were lying on the door, stretching their necks and listening to it with great joy. The mixed-race husky tiptoed up the stairs, handed over a piece of fleshy bone, and waved at the two little guys fawningly: "What are they talking about, are you talking about the crystal ball?"

"It doesn't seem like—I just heard something, and there is no food sex..."

Xianbao tilted his head and pondered for a while, then shook his head seriously: "It seems that the doctor brother wanted to do something with the vampire brother, and then the vampire brother said no, but the doctor brother said he must, and they have been arguing about it all the time. of."

"I heard it too! The vampire brother also said that the doctor brother has to go to work tomorrow, and it is inappropriate to do this kind of thing now. Then the doctor brother said that he would do it himself..."

"...Okay, I can't listen any more!"

Listening to the topsy-turvy narration of the two little dragons, the expression of the werewolf instantly became extremely indescribable. Putting the two little guys into his arms, he strode down the stairs without looking back: "They were discussing—discussing about laying eggs. In the future, brother doctor and brother vampire will say such things, they must hide Far away, remember?"

"Liar, brother doctor will have two eggs soon, so there is no need for another egg!"

Xianbei reacted the fastest, and mercilessly exposed Uncle Werewolf's white lies. Not to be outdone, Xianbao ran to his younger brother and nodded vigorously.

"That's right! And it's said in the book that both humans and vampires give birth to babies directly, and they don't lay eggs at all—only we dragons and those birds can lay eggs, Uncle Werewolf, don't lie to us just because we are young. We, we know a lot!"

"...Okay, I think I'd better shut up."

Being re-taught to be a wolf by the two little guys, the mixed-race husky surrendered dejectedly, but couldn't help but raised his head, and looked at the closed door with respect: "Do it yourself—Doctor Shang is so brave! Has it reached this point..."

Unaware of the changes in his own image in Husky's mind, Dr. Shang in the room was still struggling with his own vampire.

The two of them have changed from literary play to full martial arts. The vampire was lying on his back on the bed with all four limbs suppressed, holding his own human's wrist dumbfounded. After a long stalemate, he finally shook his head discouraged.

"Still not - honey, I suck you like this, I can't even grow a canine tooth..."

"Okay, plan seventeen failed, eat quickly."

The human doctor stood up and put a bowl full of duck blood in front of him: "Although according to your previous theory, these proteins that have been denatured by high temperature are basically useless, but adapting to them is better than a mouthful." Do not touch strong."

"As ordered..."

Blinking his eyes innocently, he resigned himself to his fate and ate the seventeenth piece of blood tofu. Finally, the vampire couldn't help but burped, begging for mercy.

"My dear doctor, you also know that our digestive system works very slowly. If I continue to eat, I think it will take me about a year to digest these foods..."

"Then today's treatment will be here first, and we will continue to test the remaining 683 kinds tomorrow."

Looking at the getting late sky outside, Dr. Shang nodded in a humane way, and put down his sleeves. Just as he was about to give a goodnight kiss to the vampire who cooperated with the treatment as encouragement, the werewolf butler's cautious greeting came from outside the door.

"Doctor Shang, do you have time now? I have your courier and said that you must sign for it..."

"I'm here, I'm going down now."

Seeing that the vampire's originally bright and expectant gaze dimmed in an instant, Dr. Shang couldn't help but chuckled, raised his voice in response, and sneaked up to touch his lips in his busy schedule: "It seems that it is very suitable for treatment today." For the sake of it, let’s forget about the crystal ball—don’t let me see what holographic projection you’re looking at, or they’ll all be confiscated, you know?”

"No problem honey, I'll do it..."

Surprises fell one after another, the vampire's black eyes almost turned pale pink, and he nodded in agreement. Going downstairs with my own human beings, I have already figured out which secret room in the underground is the most suitable as a screening room.

Worried about disturbing the intermittently brutal pure-blood king, the werewolf butler quickly hid around the corner after knocking on the door. He even grew ears and a tail to protect himself, and was ready to turn around and run for his life at any time. But I didn't expect those two people to come out so ordinaryly, with brisk steps and natural expressions, and they seemed to be in a good mood.

Looking at Dr. Shang's vigorous pace, the mixed-race husky moved his ears in awe, rubbed his nose and sneezed hard, and finally strengthened his belief that the other party was by no means an ordinary human being.

"Hello, Mr. Shu, we provide same-day delivery service of dragon eggs for every contracted customer in China. Please press your fingerprint to sign here, and comment on the service of the courier dragon staff—please note, dragon eggs Returns are allowed before damage, but you need to pay the postage."

The giant dragon phantom in the living room nodded friendlyly at him, put a huge basket in his mouth on the ground, and poked his head over there.

"Thank you—let me ask one more question, are you the only dragon in your Dragon Clan Group?"

The giant dragon in front of him looked like the previous customer service dragon. Shang Haojia added another double to his head, and finally couldn't help being curious, and asked a question tentatively.

"No, this is the one-stop service we learned from humans—we agree that, in the whole world, only we dragons can truly grasp the essence of 'one-stop service'."

The giant dragon blinked, ground its sharp teeth kindly, and revealed a ferocious smile.

"Thank you for your evaluation, you are really a talkative customer. Last time I went to deliver dragon food to a family named Ye, but when I knocked on the window of their house, I was shocked and fainted, which made me have another bad record …”

"One train—"

Finally figured out the true meaning of these three words, Shang Haojia nodded in awe, patted the dragon's head sympathetically, and opened the tightly covered basket: "How could there be such a thing?" There are so many things, I thought there were only two eggs... what are these?"

"Honey, let me take a look."

Sitting on the sofa with his human family in his arms, the vampire raised his hand casually, causing the huge basket to float in mid-air, and patiently took out all the things inside.

"These two are dragon eggs, and this is Dragon Brand Sulfur Soap, which is specially used for body cleaning of young dragons. These are dragon special milk powder, dragon special milk powder, dragon special milk powder..."

"Wait a minute, I have some foreboding."

Looking at the vampire who seemed to be stuck in his house, and then looking at the bags of Xiaoshangao's special milk powder for the dragon clan, Dr. Shang suddenly felt a little uneasy. I copied the two dragon eggs, studied them up and down carefully, and saw a small red stamp on the bottom of the two eggs, one with "狴犴" written on it, and the other said "Glutton".

"..."

When he saw the last two words, Shang Haojia's eyes dimmed, as if he had already seen the future where a half-grown man would eat a poor man, and he shook his head with difficulty: "I remember—in the nine sons of Longsheng, There should be no gluttony... ”

"No, nine is an imaginary number. In fact, anything can happen to us."

The giant dragon looked at him sincerely, turned around in midair, and nodded his head twice towards him: "You are a good customer, before I leave, I can give you a chance to return and exchange with free shipping—do you plan to return it?" Want another one?"

"yes, I-"

Shang Haojia nodded quickly, but just said three words, the dragon egg in his hand suddenly clicked, and the cracks on the eggshell spread at a speed visible to the naked eye.