My Vampire Faints at Blood

Chapter 53: Lactose intolerance can cause diarrhea

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"...So you've already thought so far?"

Nodding in awe, looking at the Tibetan fox spirit in front of him who was thirsty for knowledge, the vampire who had never thought about these questions blinked, and suddenly fell into deep thinking.

"He knew my identity from the very beginning. As for other things, I have never thought about it. Our life has been very harmonious so far—"

"Sooner or later it will be disharmonious... Just like me, sometimes I can't help but eat some rodents secretly. You said that if he saw it, how should I explain it to him?"

Jia Duobao shook his head worriedly, sighed with a headache, and habitually raised his hands to scratch his hair a few times: "I often worry about this, because this one has lost a lot of hair, and every day I am afraid It will clog the bathroom drain... ”

"Is this the point of fear?"

Forced to give up the idea of calling Jialun to contact him. The pure-blooded king who owns a villa blinked, but still thoughtfully didn't say much, just patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

"I really can't give you any effective advice-but I think, if it's really necessary, at least it's always better to be honest than to hide, don't you think?"

"You have a good point. You are both good people, and you are much more agreeable than your kind."

The mixed-race Tibetan fox nodded earnestly, sincerely sent a good person card to the vampire, and made an invitation gesture with one hand: "Please get in the car, we're leaving now, Heidi is probably already waiting impatiently."

It was only after dark that it was the evening rush hour after get off work. As soon as the car turned to the main road, it was blocked tightly. The three monsters with their own thoughts were not convenient to reveal themselves. They forced to accompany the only human being on the road for more than an hour, and finally succeeded in reaching the two roads. Fenghuang Hot Pot City across the street.

"Come on, come on, it's been hard on the road - go sit in the private room, I'll pour you drinks right now!"

It's rare for a human being to know his identity and not be surprised. Little Phoenix couldn't be more excited. Whispering and dragging him to chat all the way, dragging Shang Haojia out of the house without even pouring a drink.

Haidilao has always been known for its considerate service, and this one is no exception. The waiters of different shapes wore uniforms, shuttled deftly between the tables, and kept busy with their duties. Heidi whistled proudly, took out two cups and handed them to the human doctor: "How about it, are all my shop assistants well trained?"

"It's very good, and the shape is very individual..."

He took the cold towel from the only waiter who looked normal. Dr. Shang, who has a portable air conditioner, thanked him, wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on his face, and put the towel aside.

"Of course it has personality—the one who gave you the towel just now is the swallow spirit, the one with half white and half black hair is a magpie, the one with pink hair is a flamingo. The ones with hats over there are chicken essences, and the others are Brother, the cockscomb on the head can't be hidden, I can only wear a hat to block it... "

"...It seems that you have really used all kinds of birds to make full use of it."

Looking at the service birds in this room, Shang Haojia nodded in awe, and leaned over to take two glasses of sour plum juice: "So - don't they all need to pay wages?"

"Of course, they all come to work voluntarily! Anyway, if I'm short of a man, I'll go out and walk around a few times. I'm sure I won't fail to recruit."

Little Phoenix nodded without hesitation, looked at the ice machine again, Da Lala waved his arm, and a stream of cold air filled with ice crystals gushed into it.

"Our shop basically operates at zero cost except for the rent. It is all fresh ingredients, which are all brought back by the hawks before dawn every day. The magpies are responsible for transportation, the roosters are responsible for accounting, and I am responsible for the production. Add air-conditioning to the ice machine, add fire to the hot pot—our shop uses serious Nirvana real fire, and everything cooked is as delicious as Nirvana!"

"That's really a very special delicacy..."

Almost moved by the sincerity of the slogan, Dr. Shang sighed sincerely, and was about to go back with a drink when his pocket moved a few times.

As soon as he lowered his head, a small head poked out. Looking around excitedly, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Look, brother, there are a lot of delicious food!"

"Mom, Dragon!!"

Startled by the sudden appearance of the little guy, the little phoenix jumped back suddenly, a gorgeous feather fluttered on his head, and his mouth seemed to become sharper in fright: "He he He called you brother! You, you, you are not human!"

"No, he didn't call me—"

Shang Haojia smiled helplessly, touched the dragon horn of Xianbei lightly, and was about to explain when he heard the greeting from his younger brother, Xianbao popped out of the other pocket: "Where? Where is there delicious food?" of!"

"Mom, two dragons!!!"

Little Phoenix's voice was an octave higher, so frightened that he lost all his feathers. He flapped his arms twice, jumped onto the counter tremblingly, and hid behind an iron rooster: "You tell them not to eat me, although I think they can't eat me for the time being..."

"Don't worry, both of them are very good, and they won't eat indiscriminately."

Seeing the hairy phoenix not as good as a chicken in surprise, Shang Haojia waved at him, patted the two little dragons comfortingly, and raised his head curiously: "Do dragons still eat phoenixes? I I always thought it was the dragon and the phoenix..."

"Dragon will not eat Chinese phoenixes, but will eat foreign ones—my father was eaten by dragons once. It was very troublesome to escape later, and he had to wait until he came out of his stomach in some form before he could re-nirvana..."

Heidi poked her head and looked around, and confirmed that Shang Haojia didn't have any characteristics of a dragon on her body, and then moved back carefully: "You are really not a dragon, right? Let me tell you, I am not afraid of you at all, I am His Nirvana is really hot!"

"I know, it can also be used to cook hot pot, which is very practical."

After rubbing Little Phoenix's head comfortingly, the human doctor smiled patiently and coughed lightly.

"I'm the breeder of the two of them—actually, I still have a little glutton at home. If I had known that you would treat me today, I would have brought him out."

"No, no, no—let's forget about gluttonous. Those of us who do catering are most afraid of gluttonous food. My brother opened a small self-service hot pot before, but he was eaten by a glutton."

Little Phoenix shook his head incessantly, then glanced at the two little dragons, and suddenly there was some envy in his eyes: "It's great, you have found a breeder at such a young age. I also want to find a breeder, so I don't have to work so hard." I was so miserable that I opened a shop to earn money to buy bamboo and spring water... "

"It's pathetic, do you just eat these things?"

Xianbao was so bold that he swam out of the doctor's brother's pocket and flew around him curiously.

Heidi was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, she stood upright, her eyes followed Xiaolong vigilantly: "Yes, our Phoenix is 'not only the sycamore tree, not eating unless it is practiced, not drinking unless it is a Liquan'. But Bamboo fruits are too difficult to buy, and sweet spring water is becoming less and less. If I drink ordinary mineral water, I will become intolerable to water and sugar... "

"What is water sugar..."

Dr. Shang couldn't help rubbing his forehead, complained in a low voice about the proper nouns of the Phoenix clan, and beckoned for Xianbao to fly back into his pocket: "Let me ask one more question, you have so little to eat, and you still come here?" Opening a hot pot restaurant is for self-torture?"

"No - I will secretly tell you a secret, you must never tell other Phoenixes..."

Heidi turned her gaze, looked around vigilantly, and leaned close to him, lowering her voice mysteriously.

"Actually, we would secretly make tooth sacrifices ourselves, but we dare not let the elders find out, and we are also afraid that if humans find out, it will damage our glorious image-every phoenix will have a small red dot on the palm of the hand when it is born, which is called '' Shouzuisha', once you eat something bought from outside, you will be noticed by the monitoring Phoenix immediately. But the store I opened myself will not have this problem. Although I will have diarrhea after eating, I am still much happier than my companions it's..."

"Then your Phoenix family is really living a miserable life—and you are still immortal, and you can't enjoy delicious food as you like for generations. It's a terrible thing to think about."

The sympathy for the Phoenix family grew day by day, Dr. Shang patted Little Phoenix on the shoulder deeply, and nodded earnestly, holding his chin: "If I guess correctly, even the bed you sleep on is probably made of sycamore wood." ?”

"How can a phoenix sleep on a bed! The elders of our family said that a noble and sacred phoenix cannot sleep on a bed. We either have to stand on the branches of the plane tree to sleep directly, or we have to build a nest, and The nest has to be in a tree too - the only time I'm exempt from these rules is when I sneak away to my dad's for the holidays every year."

Finally found someone who could resonate with him, Xiao Fenghuang was moved to tears, grabbed his hands and shook them vigorously twice.

"You are such a good person, you can understand our pain - I always think that Phoenix will come back again, but if you think about it carefully, what's the use of that? Anyway, if you do it again, you will still be Phoenix..."