My Vampire Faints at Blood

Chapter 54: A diet that is too hot can cause cancer

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"I have to say, among the monsters I have come into contact with, your family is indeed the most pitiful."

Patting Little Phoenix on the back sympathetically, Dr. Shang nodded earnestly, and decided to try to be as friendly as possible when seeing the Phoenix family carrying the burden of totems in the future.

After receiving the drinks, the two went back to the private room, and Tibetan Fox had already thoughtfully ordered dishes for everyone. Seeing the two little dragons swimming around the human doctor, he couldn't help but widen his eyes slightly: "So Doctor Shang is actually a dragon warrior? No wonder he is so calm when things happen..."

"No—I don't think I'm quite as calm as you, at least in general."

Shang Haojia smiled and shook his head, and sat down on the chair that the vampire helped to open. Tear open a napkin, make two simple napkins for the two little dragons, and wrap them around their necks patiently.

"Hot pot is different from others. It will be very hot when you take it out. Don't worry, wait until it cools down before eating, remember?"

"remember!"

The two little dragons straightened their necks together and answered loudly. Dr. Shang nodded with a chuckle, touched the dragon horns of the two little guys, picked out a few pieces of freshly boiled meat and put them on the plate: "It's so good, it's getting more and more sensible."

The little phoenix on the side was so envious, he endured it and said in a low voice: "I—can I touch them too? I dare not touch the big ones. My father said that the buttocks of real dragons can't be touched..."

"Pervert, you still want to touch our ass!"

Xianbao was staring at the meat eagerly, and when he heard his words, he immediately yelled fiercely at him, and quickly curled his tail.

Seeing his brother's movements, Xianbei on the side also quickly rolled up his tail, and then blinked his eyes in confusion: "But brother... do we have butts?"

"Of course! The book said that although sparrows are small and have all five internal organs, we are always better than sparrows, right?"

Meeting his younger brother's innocent gaze, Xianbao immediately straightened up proudly, raised his neck and answered with reason.

"That must be better than sparrows, brother is really smart!"

Xianbei nodded earnestly, then looked at the little phoenix who was trembling with fear from the wrath of the real dragon, and there was more sympathy in his eyes: "Don't be afraid, I won't eat you, I can touch the dragon scale for you. The doctor brother said that we should care about Aifeng—”

Before the next words were finished, the human doctor quickly picked up a piece of meat and fed it into the little guy's mouth: "How is it, is it delicious?"

"It's delicious - this is better than KFC!"

The little guy was immediately distracted and nodded excitedly. Seeing this, Xianbao was not far behind, leaned over and took a mouthful of meat, and nodded with satisfaction: "The taste is really good..."

"Thank you for the compliment, we will definitely continue to work hard..."

Xiao Fenghuang smiled and nodded again and again, and exchanged glances with the human doctor. After getting the approval of the other party, he mustered up the courage to reach out his hand again, and while the little guy was eating happily, he lightly touched his smooth dragon body.

"How do you feel?"

Tibetan fox worked hard to scoop up all kinds of vegetables in the hot pot for him, and asked in a warm voice with concern. Little Phoenix was still immersed in the excitement of touching the dragon, and kept stuffing delicious food into his mouth. After pondering for a while, he nodded: "It's a bit like a goldfish..."

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Before he finished speaking, a waiter wearing a hat suddenly rushed in from outside, pointing to the outside and chattering anxiously, but couldn't hold back a word.

Fearing that Jia Duobao would suspect why the waiter was clucking, Little Phoenix fidgeted anxiously, and instinctively looked back to the humans for help. Dr. Shang raised his eyebrows, nodded reassuringly, and put down the chopsticks in his hand: "Xianbao Xianbei, can you sing this song too?"

"I will, I will—the song is called Chicken Cluck!"

Xianbao nodded vigorously, and sang loudly excitedly. Xianbei never wanted to lag behind, so he quickly swallowed the meat in his mouth and opened his voice accordingly.

The private room instantly became a sea of chickens crowing, and Heidi breathed a sigh of relief. He blinked gratefully at the human doctor, and stuffed him with a phoenix feather from under the table to express his gratitude: "I must accept it, I must accept it, and I will give you another egg later..."

"No, no, I have enough eggs at home."

With the experience and lessons of the Dragon Clan, Dr. Shang subconsciously became wary of all kinds of eggs, shook his head without hesitation, and declined the other party's kindness: "Although your Phoenix eats less, I don't know why, I always feel that it is possible It costs more than Taotie..."

"My dear, I think this place may soon become a Shura field."

Taking advantage of no one's attention, the vampire gently tugged at the sleeves of his own humans, lowered his voice and approached: "The innate ability of the phoenix has isolated my investigation to a certain extent, and I just discovered that Wang Laoji actually ran away." Come here—do you need me to stop him by force?"

"Only the three of them can figure out the emotional matter. Even if they diverge once, there will still be a next time. It's better not to interfere."

Dr. Shang thought for a while, then waved his hand decisively, and answered in a low voice. Just as he was about to wake up Xiao Fenghuang, there was a mess of birds chirping outside.

Everyone subconsciously looked towards the door, and saw Wang Laoji, wearing an apron and straddling a basket, standing aggressively at the door, with half an eggshell hanging on his head, looking at Heartless Phoenix in front of him with red eyes: Why is he the one who played? Just because I'm not good enough to drink!"

"Wanglaoji—what do you mean?"

Tibetan fox stood up with the table on his back, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and there was a trace of murderous intent in his tone: "We made an appointment at the beginning, and we are willing to accept the bet. Now that I have won, are you still here?" Are you willing?"

"How did you get him, dare you say? You're a coward! A liar!"

Worried about hurting the little orange cat in the basket, Wang Laoji carefully put the basket on the table, took out another egg from the pocket of his apron and put it in together. After making sure it was secure, he grabbed a cup and slammed it to the ground.

"How - I'm super fierce! Tremble, ignorant squinting fox!"

"It's not like I said, you really have no chance of winning like this..."

The human doctor rubbed his forehead with a headache, got up and patted the fierce Wang Laoji, trying to temporarily control the situation.

The vampire, who was dazed by anger, obviously had no time to take care of others. He just looked at the pure-blooded king who was fascinated by the basket, and took a step forward heartbroken: "Father! You won't even help me!"

"No, I don't have a son like you—in fact, I'd be very reluctant to admit that I'm your kind."

Trying my best to restrain myself from the urge to reach out and pet the cat right now. The Pure Blood King shook his head irresponsibly, and then returned his attention to the basket: "Honey, can I hug it?"

"What are you hugging—wait a minute, did you actually bring Xiao Taotie to the hot pot restaurant?!"

Only then did he realize what a terrifying existence was in the basket. The human doctor's complexion changed slightly, and he was about to cover the basket as soon as possible, but the little orange cat wobbled out following the scent: "Miwu..."

"You actually brought me gluttonous food, did you deliberately take revenge on me!"

Little Phoenix's complexion turned pale, and he had almost foreseen the end of bankruptcy. He clutched his chest in heartache, and his eyes turned red: "I said a long time ago that I don't like non-mainstream, and there is no possibility for us—you go, I don't want to see you!"

"No, no, I didn't do it on purpose, it's just that I came out and the cat was left alone..."

Wang Laoji was dragged out by two chicken spirits, but he still struggled unwillingly, pointing to Jia Duobao who was aside: "Didn't you say you want to find an ordinary person to live in peace—do you think a werewolf can be regarded as an ordinary person?" You are not afraid that he will eat you as a snack after his transformation on the night of the full moon!"

"What did you say… "

Xiao Fenghuang's breathing was stagnant, and she subconsciously turned her head to look at the complicated-looking boyfriend, blinking her eyes helplessly: "What he said—is what he said true?"

"Heidi, I'm really sorry."

Now that this is the case, there is really no point in trying to conceal it in vain. There was a bit of helpless and bitter smile in Tibetan Fox's eyes, and he nodded weakly, his figure instantly rose, two ears popped out of the top of his head, and he simply returned to his wolf form.

"Although I usually hide my identity in a human state, the real me is actually like this—I just never dared to explain it to you, for fear that you would break up with me because of this..."

The lethality of Tibetan fox emoticons has always been obvious. Except for the human doctor who has been tempered to steel and can remain calm, even the two chicken essences couldn't help giggling and bent over. The anger on Wang Laoji's face had already turned into a smile that couldn't help it. Rubbing his eyes: "Fat Fa Fa Fa Fa Soul Essence!!"

"Just to remind you, the dentures fell out."

Holding the tossing little glutton in one hand, Dr. Shang forced himself to be ruthless, ignoring the little milk cat who kept clasping his hands and acting coquettishly. He patted Wang Laoji, who was gloating too obviously, and looked thoughtfully at Little Phoenix, who seemed to have been petrified.

"Oh my god... so handsome, I just love this one!"

Finally regaining consciousness slowly, Little Phoenix suddenly jumped up and threw himself in front of the Tibetan Fox Spirit, almost bursting out of his eyes with excitement.

"Look at this calm expression, this calm eyes, this soft hair, this cute little plum blossom paw... This is much more handsome than your human form. When the two of us applaud for love, how about you!"