My Vampire Faints at Blood

Chapter 6: Beware of air-conditioning diseases in summer

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"It turned out to be like this..."

Wei Long's expression suddenly became a little gloomy, she lowered her head and remained silent for a moment, then sighed very softly, turned around and stopped speaking.

Seeing his abnormal behavior, Dr. Shang felt a sense of responsibility, so he felt some regret for no reason, and put his hand on his shoulder: "I'm sorry, I usually like to joke, I don't mean to make you sad, Don't take it to heart-"

Before he finished speaking, the man suddenly turned around again. That handsome pale face didn't show the disappointment he thought it would, on the contrary, it was filled with a smile that was much warmer than usual.

Before Shang Haojia could react, Wei Long suddenly and gracefully took his other hand, and gently pressed it on his cheek.

"You are really a very considerate gentleman, and that's what I appreciate the most—it's just that you don't need to take this kind of words to heart. Of course we know this, after all, dating back to the very long past, the relationship between us vampires So the original purpose of sleeping in a coffin was to scare humans."

"And you vampires—really bored..."

Shang Haojia was physically and mentally exhausted by his dramatic ups and downs, sighed with a headache, and sat down on the hard bed: "If Mr. Wei has nothing else to do, I probably plan to rest, can you help me Are the windows closed?"

"With all due respect—maybe it would be offensive to Your Excellency to say so, but such a place is really a bit shabby for resting."

Wei Long looked around and shook her head regretfully. Shang Haojia didn't think there was any offense at all, she just rolled up her clothes and put them behind her back, leaning against the wall with her arms pillowed: "It's no wonder it's not shabby, my parents moved when I was away, and even the one who can greet you Nothing."

"To put a gentleman in a situation like this and just watch and not lend a hand is a very disrespectful behavior."

Wei Long just said a word, then remembered Shang Haojia's little request before, and the gorgeous and elegant invitation suddenly stopped halfway. After deliberating carefully for a while, he stretched out his hand to him very bluntly and enthusiastically: "Come to my house, I invite you to dinner."

"No, I—"

Shang Haojia instinctively wanted to decline, but suddenly there was an embarrassing sound in his stomach.

After hesitating for less than a second between vigilance and filling his stomach, the highly pragmatic Dr. Shang changed his words without hesitation: "... Where is your home, is it far?"

"Not far, I drove over."

After quickly mastering the way of communicating with the other party, Wei Long stretched out her hand towards him, leaned down gracefully, with a satisfied and determined smile in her eyes.

Cannibalism is short but hand is short. After buying a subway ticket, Shang Haojia, who is actually penniless, decides to succumb to the evil old capitalist power. He stretched out his hand resignedly, and was pulled up firmly by him.

The other party's hand was not as cold as expected, but it was slightly warm. Shang Haojia looked at the smile in his eyes in surprise, and shook the hand that was obviously full of life: "Without blood flow, without mitochondria for energy, how did you do it?"

"It's not difficult. Humans have many interesting inventions, such as this thing called a warm water bag."

Wei Long chuckled, and handed him the small warm water bag in his pocket: "How about it, do you want to try it?"

"Forget it, now I'm so hot that I'm only one point away from ignition."

Shang Haojia quickly waved his hand, rejecting the other party's proposal without hesitation, and Wei Long couldn't help but chuckle: "You humans are really keen on temperature perception, like a fragile and delicate artwork. Easy to break, yet too perfect to let go."

"Simple, remember to be simple."

Having also successfully comprehended the effective way of communicating with the other party, Shang Haojia waved his hand and called a stop in time before he was about to start a long speech. However, Wei Long also paused tacitly, and changed her words politely: "... I mean, you are so cute."

"I thought there would be no such nasty effect after being brief, but now it seems that it doesn't seem to be any better..."

Shang Haojia shuddered, and shook his head with lingering fear: "Forget it, let's go—wait a minute, do you have an air conditioner at home?"

Considering that the other party is an existence who can run around with a warm water bag without hindrance in this kind of weather, Shang Haojia suddenly felt deeply worried and suspicious about this matter.

Wei Long seemed to like to see him worried, so she pretended to ponder for a while, then nodded with a smile and said: "Don't worry, although I don't have a very obvious feeling about the temperature change, our werewolf friend But it's no better than you."

"That's good, we can still be friends with the air conditioner, and it's no problem for me to lie in the coffin with you."

Hearing his assurance, Shang Haojia finally breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt sincere gratitude to that werewolf friend.

"In fact—in order to integrate into modern society, I also tried your human bed, and fell in love with Simmons deeply. Maybe my point of view is a bit biased, but Simmons must be one of the greatest inventions of mankind. In the future, even if I want to petrify again, so I must order a Simmons coffin."

Wei Long couldn't help chuckling, and replied solemnly, opened the window considerately, and opened an arm towards him.

"Can't we leave the house in a normal way?"

Seeing his actions, Shang Haojia couldn't help complaining in a low voice, but his body still honestly picked up his belongings, and eagerly walked to the window.

"Looking at such a quiet and alluring night, don't you have the urge to melt into the night with me?"

Wei Long took a step forward, suddenly embraced him lightly, tilted her head slightly and leaned into his ear with a smile, and murmured in a low voice.

The effect of the warm water bag can only be limited to the palm of the hand, and the long-lost coolness enveloped Shang Haojia's whole body, causing him to sigh comfortably: "I don't have the urge to blend into the night, but I do have the urge to be with you." Can go on for a while longer…”

"If I knew that I could get such a great honor by pretending to be an air conditioner, I would have embraced you without hesitation."

Looking at the person who was almost on top of her, Wei Long's tone became more indulgent, and she raised her hand to pat him on the back: "Hold me tight, don't open your eyes."

"Don't worry, I don't have a fear of heights..."

Shang Haojia didn't feel nervous, so he answered lazily. Just as he was about to show off to him the heroic deeds of climbing the stairs to get the keys in his childhood, his body suddenly rose into the air. The surrounding landscape quickly changed into a sky full of stars, and before he could react, he fell straight down.

"Every time you jump off a building - don't you waste gravity like this?!"

As an emergency doctor, Dr. Shang, who has been dealing with various injuries caused by jumping from buildings all year round, is undoubtedly well aware of the consequences. He opened his mouth in astonishment from the bottom of his heart, his tone almost substantiated into an exclamation point at the end.

A muffled chuckle came from his ears, with an overly gloating and joyful look. It made people itch their teeth with hatred, but somehow their hearts trembled because of the voice that seemed to resonate with the chest.

Vampires are indeed a dangerous existence that can easily seduce humans.

very dangerous.

Cherish life and stay away from vampires—watching the scenery on the ground zoom in rapidly before your eyes, your ears are filled with the sound of the wind. Shang Haojia suddenly decided that this sentence must be added to his epitaph.

"In many film and television works, there are serious exaggerations and deviations in the description of our strength."

The strong falling was suddenly stopped abruptly, Wei Long stood firmly on a branch, followed the branch under her feet swaying up and down a few times, and then jumped up lightly with the person in her arms again. .

"Actually, we vampires don't have the ability to go to the sky, and we don't know how to fly or change space. The reason why we can expand the action space infinitely is just because we can jump higher than humans."