"Mr. Vampire, who jumps even higher, I just want to know now—you told me that you came by car, are you planning to take me to your house just like that?"
Seeing the friendly ground away from him again, Shang Haojia finally vaguely realized that he seemed to be careless for a while, and was accidentally tricked into a thief boat.
"My friend, it seems that your collection and organization of information is still not perfect. You should still remember that when we first met, my car was ruthlessly destroyed by a minibus."
Wei Long opened her mouth with a smile, and pulled him into her arms again, when suddenly a hand was placed across his back. He laid the person down easily, and the other hand precisely grasped the bend of his leg.
Caught off guard by the opponent in the air, Shang Haojia instinctively raised his arms to wrap his arms around his neck, and Wei Long patted his back comfortingly: "This posture is just for you to relax. Please go ahead Don't worry, even if you don't hug me now, you still don't have to worry about falling."
"The only thing I'm worried about now is that the windows of my house don't seem to be closed—although in the current situation, even if a thief enters, I guess they can only clean the dust for my house."
Shang Haojia forcibly turned his attention away from such meaningless things as "I was hugged by the princess" and "I was hugged by the princess so easily", and couldn't help but sighed gloomily and shook his head in grief. Shaking his head: "I originally thought that due to the widespread existence of the spirit of contract in the Middle Ages, vampires should be a very honest race..."
"Although it is true that vampires are not a very honest race, I have not deceived you, my dear friend."
Wei Long laughed lightly, and suddenly hugged him and fell to the ground. Helping Shang Haojia to stand firm, he held his left shoulder with one hand and bowed gracefully to him: "I am willing to be your car at any time on the road you and I are walking together."
"hiss-"
I didn't feel it when I was hugged before, but now when I fell to the ground, the pain in my waist made Shang Haojia gasp: "Then—Mr. Car, can I ask how to get from here to your house?" , how many road sections like that just now have to be passed?"
"What's the matter, did you stretch your waist?"
Noticing the strange expression on his face, Wei Long quickly put away her exaggerated posture. Taking a step forward with concern, there was a look of genuine annoyance in his eyes: "Oops, I actually forgot that the human body is much more fragile... Does it matter, do you need to see a doctor?"
"What doctor? I finally took a vacation. Are you going to send me back to work?"
Shang Haojia pressed the pain in his lower back, and shook his head with lingering fear: "It's okay, it's just a simple strain, just put a plaster on it - but you'd better give me a full mental preparation and tell me No matter how far it is from your home, I can also convey my waist muscles... "
"Please allow me to express my sincere apologies. In fact, I did drive over, but I parked a little farther away, and in order to add some innocuous little fun, I presumptuously made the previous reckless move. For I sincerely apologize for the harm I caused you inadvertently."
Wei Long bowed deeply to him apologetically, and stretched out her hand to him with concern: "My friend, please forgive me, I really don't know how to express my guilt - the car is on this road On the side, do you need me to help you walk over?"
"It's not that serious, I just stretched it, and now I don't feel anything."
Shang Haojia waved his hand, then jumped on the spot twice. The familiar soreness immediately spread unrelentingly, causing him to gasp.
You can't lose your momentum if you lose anything. Dr. Shang gritted his teeth tenaciously, coughed a few times to cover it up, and raised his head calmly: "Look, it doesn't matter."
"Very convincing—but to give me a chance to make amends, let me walk you to the car, okay?"
Wei Long nodded in conviction, but still raised her hand to hold Shang Haojia's arm, and put his other hand on her shoulder.
Shang Haojia wanted to refuse, but the pain in his waist had not dissipated, so Ren Wei Long helped him all the way to the side of the car, and thoughtfully opened the door for him.
"I heard it was a Rolls-Royce that was destroyed last time—are you vampires so rich?"
Looking at the dazzling trident logo on the front of the car, Shang Haojia sat in the back row with his waist supported, and finally couldn't help questioning the evil old capitalist forces.
"To be honest, these cars were actually bought by Jia Lun. I usually prefer to use the jumping method-after all, although driving is not difficult for me to master, once I encounter a situation similar to the last time, it is very difficult. It is easy to cause some unnecessary troubles."
Wei Long closed the car door for him, got into the driver's seat herself, and buckled up the seat belt in an orderly manner: "As for whether vampires are rich—I'm actually not sure about this matter... My wealth is the source The treasures left behind on the European continent, but according to my companions here, their treasures have all been handed over to the country."
"We do seem to have this glorious tradition..."
The air-conditioning in the car quickly dispelled the sweltering summer night, and Shang Haojia relaxed on the back seat, tiredness welling up unknowingly.
"It's interesting to say that when I first visited this country, some jokes were made because I didn't know the place well."
The car started to slide smoothly, and amidst the roar of the engine, there was the chuckle of the vampire regaining its elegance.
"At that time, although I had recovered my pre-petrification memory and remembered where the treasure was, I had no way to find it. In addition, vampires couldn't touch sunlight and couldn't leave images on cameras, so I still couldn't find a treasure. A suitable job, and even almost reduced to the point of sleeping on the street."
"That sounds like a weird definition of 'interesting' for you vampires."
The temperature in the car was just right, and the vampire's gentle and elegant accent seemed to have a peculiar rhythm, which made Shang Haojia so sleepy that he could hardly keep his eyes open. He answered vaguely, then yawned uncontrollably.
"No no—it's just that I haven't gotten to the fun part yet."
Wei Long laughed softly, responded unhurriedly, and drove the car steadily on the outer ring road leading to the suburbs: "In desperation, I stopped a passerby who looked relatively respectable, I asked him for help—I told him that I am a pure-blooded vampire who came to Europe in the Middle Ages, and I have a treasure of considerable size. As long as he can help me return to the European continent, after obtaining those treasures, I will definitely thank him with rich rewards."
"This kind of deception has been outdated for twenty years. If anyone would believe it, that person really doesn't have a brain..."
Thinking of the deception methods that once claimed to be "the fallen French president" or "the tenth generation heir of Qianlong" that were popular all over the world, Shang Haojia couldn't help but interrupt him in a low voice, thinking about it for a while , and half stood up with great interest: "However—I'm curious, logically speaking, you should be able to prove your identity, so what is the result of the story?"
"It turned out, he said to me - if you're a vampire, try to bite me."
Wei Long smiled helplessly, shook her head and sighed solemnly: "So I told him honestly that I have a blood-sickness defect—then I was treated as some kind of mental illness and sent all the way to the Public Security Bureau …”